CHAPTER V

BOOKS AT RANDOM

Among nature books that gave me many happy hours on the banks of the

Delaware--imperial river!--is Charles C. Abbott's "Upland and Meadow."

"Better," Mr. Abbott says, "repeat the twelve labours of Hercules than

attempt to catalogue the varied forms of life found in the area of an

average ramble!" _Soit!_ And better than that, "to feel that whatever

creature we may meet will prove companionable--that is, no stranger, but

rather an amusing and companionable friend--assures both pleasure and

profit whenever we chance abroad."

Who that has made "Upland and Meadow" his companion can forget the

extracts from the diary of the Ancient Man, dated Ninth Month, 1734, in

the Delaware Valley? Noisy guns had reduced the number of wild ducks and

geese, he says, even then. But, nevertheless, Watson's Creek was often

black with the smaller fowl.

I do seldom see the great swans, but father says that they are not

unusual in the wide stretches of the Delaware.

Happy day! when the wedge-shaped battalions of wild geese were almost as

frequently seen as the spattering sparrows now!

Father allowed me [writes the good Quaker boy, in 1734] to

accompany my Indian friend, Oconio, to Watson's creek, that we may

gather wild fowl after the Indian manner. With great eagerness, I

accompanied Oconio, and thus happened it. We did reach the widest

part of that creek early in the morning, I think the sun was

scarcely an half-hour high. Oconio straightway hid himself in the

tall grass by the water, while I was bidden to lie in the tall

grass at a little distance. With his bow and arrows, Oconio quickly

shot a duck that came near, by swimming within a short distance of

him. I marvelled much with what skill he shot, for his arrow

pierced the head of the duck which gave no alarming cry.... Oconio

now did fashion a circlet of green boughs, and so placed them about

his head and shoulders that I saw not his face; he otherwise

disrobed and walked into the stream. He held in one hand a shotten

duck, so that it swam lustily, and, so equipped, was in the midst

of a cluster of fowl, of which he deftly seized several so quickly

that their fellows took no alarm. These he strangled beneath the

water, and, when he had three of them, came back with caution to

where the thick bushes concealed him. He desired that I should do

the same, and with much hesitation I disrobed and assumed the

disguise Oconio had fashioned; then I put forth boldly towards the

gathered fowl, at which they did arise with a great clamour, and

were gone. I marvel much why this should have been, but Oconio did

not make it clear, and I forbore, through foolish pride, to ask

him. And let it not be borne in mind against me [pleads the good

Quaker boy] that, when I reached my home, I wandered to the barn,

and writing an ugly word upon the door, sat long and gazed at it.

Chagrin doth make me feel very meek, I find, but I set no one an

example by speech or act, in thus soothing my feelings in so

worldly a manner.

This example may be commended to players of golf, who are inclined to be

"worldly." The episode of Oconio at the best is too long to quote; it,

too, has its lesson! One reads Mr. Abbott's defence of the skunk

cabbage, for it harbours at its root

the earliest salamanders, the pretty Maryland yellow throat nests

in the hollows of its broad leaves, and rare beetles find a

congenial home in the shelter it affords.

"Upland and Meadow" gives one occasion for thought on the subject of

raccoons. "Foolish creatures, like opossums, thrive while cunning coons

are forced to quest or die."

For a stroll by the Thames--I mean the New England Thames--there is no

book like Ik Marvel's "Dream Life," but for a day near the

Delaware--imperial river!--give me "Upland and Meadow."

And then with what assurance of satisfaction may one turn for

refreshment to the continual charm of John Burroughs's books, "Riverby"

and "Pepacton." Burroughs's opinions upon the problems of humanity are

more tiresome than John Bunyan's opinions on theology; but to go with

him among the birds and the plants, to hope with him that the soaring

lark of England may find its way down through Canada to our hedges, to

look with him into the nests in the shrubs that border our roads is to

begin to feel that joy in being an American of the soil that no other

author gives. He cured the young New England poets and the singers of

the Berkshire Hills and of the Catskills of celebrating the English

thrush and the nightingale, as if those birds sang on the Palisades.

There is an epithet I should like to apply to John Burroughs, but he

might not like it if he were alive. I recall the case of a pleasant

Englishman who admired two American girls very much, because, as he

said, they were "so homely." In fact, they were rather pretty girls, and

he had not used the term in reference to their looks. It is the word

with which I like to describe John Burroughs. Forty years ago, I met him

at Richard Watson Gilder's. He was young then, and delightfully

"homely" in the sense in which the Englishman used the word. Some of the

refined ladies at Mrs. Gilder's objected to his "crude speech," for even

in the eighties there were still _pr['e]cieuses_. The truth is that his

rural use of the vernacular was part of the charm. It never spoiled his

style; but it gave that touch of homeliness to it which smelt of the

good soil of the country.

Thoreau's "Walden" always reminds me--a far-fetched comparison but I

will not apologize for it--of "As You Like It" played in one way by

Dybwad, the Norwegian actress, and by Julia Marlowe in another. Madame

Dybwad, being nearer to the Elizabethan time in her daily life, gives us

an Elizabethan maiden with a touch of "homeliness"; but Julia Marlowe's,

like Ada Rehan's "Rosalind," has something of the artificial character

of Watteau. "Walden," then, is somewhat too varnished; but "Riverby" and

"Pepacton" are "homely" and "homey."

To return to memoirs for a moment, that most delightful of all mental

dissipations for a leisurely man. In looking for the second volume of

"Walden"--for fear that I should have done Thoreau an injustice--I find

the "Memoirs of the Comtesse de Boigne." One cannot imagine anything

more unlike Madame de Boigne than Thoreau and John Burroughs! Why is

Madame de Boigne on the same shelf with these two lovers of nature?

Madame de Boigne was never a lover of nature. She loved the world and

the manifestations of the world, and--not to be ungallant--she is more

like an irritated mosquito than like the elegant _camellia japonica_ to

which she would prefer to be compared.

There is a great deal of solid comfort in the revelations of Madame de

Boigne; she is at times so very untruthful that her malice does no real

harm; she is so very clever; and she paints interiors so well; and gives

the atmosphere of French Society before and during the Revolution in a

most fascinating way. She always thinks the worst, of course; but a

writer of memoirs who always thought the best would be as painfully

uninteresting as Froude is when he describes the character of Henry

VIII. But this is a digression.

Mr. John Addington Symonds speaks of the style of Sir Thomas Browne as

displaying a "rich maturity and heavy-scented blossom." Mr. Mencken

cannot accuse any modern Englishman or American of imitating, in his

desire to be academic, Browne's hyperlatinism or his use of Latin words,

like "corpage," "confinium," "angustias," or "Vivacious abominations"

and "congaevous generations."

Mr. Symonds says:

He professes a mixture of the boldest scepticism and the most

puerile credulity. But his scepticism is the prelude to confessions

of impassioned faith, and his credulity is the result of tortuous

reflections on the enigmas of life and revelation. Perhaps the

following paragraph enables us to understand the permanent temper

of his mind most truly:

"As for those wingy mysteries in divinity, and airy subtleties in

religion, which have unhinged the brains of better heads, they

never stretched the pia mater of mine. Methinks there be not

impossibilities enough in religion for an active faith: the deepest

mysteries ours contains have not only been illustrated but

maintained by syllogism and the rule of reason. I love to lose

myself in a mystery; to pursue my reason to an O altitudo! 'Tis my

solitary recreation to pose my apprehension with those involved

enigmas and riddles of the Trinity, Incarnation, and Resurrection.

I can answer all the objections of Satan and my rebellious reason

with that odd resolution I learned of Tertullian, _Certum est quia

impossible est_. I desire to exercise my faith in the difficultest

point, for to credit ordinary and visible objects, is not faith,

but persuasion."

Leaving all question of theology, or criticism of theology, aside, Sir

Thomas lends himself to those moments when a man wants to dip a little

into the interior life. It is a strange thing that nearly all the modern

novelists who describe men seem to think that their interior life is

purely emotional. Even Mr. Hugh Walpole,[2] my favourite among the

writers in the spring of middle age, is inclined to make his heroes, or

his semi-heroes (there are no good real honest villains in fiction now)

lead lives that are not at all interior. And yet every man either leads

an interior life, or longs to lead an interior life, of which he seldom

talks. He wants inarticulately to know something of the art of

meditation; his dissatisfaction with life, even when he is successful,

is largely due to the fact that he has never been taught how to

cultivate the spiritual sense. This is an art. In it St. Francis de

Sales was very proficient. It gave George Herbert and a group of his

imitators great contentment in the state to which they were called. As a

book of secular meditation the "Religio Medici" is full of good points.

For instance, Sir Thomas starts one on the road to meditation on the

difference between democracy and freedom, humanity and nationalism in

this way:

Let us speak like politicians; there is a nobility without

heraldry, a natural dignity, whereby one man is ranked with another

filed before him, according to the quality of his desert and

pre-eminence of his good parts. Though the corruption of these

times and the bias of present practice wheel another way, thus it

was in the first and primitive commonwealths, and is yet in the

integrity and cradle of well-ordered politics: till corruption

getteth ground;--ruder desires labouring after that which wiser

considerations contemn;--every one having a liberty to amass and

heap up riches, and they a license or faculty to do or purchase

anything.

[2] Mr. Walpole has almost forfeited the allegiance of people who

admired his quality of well-bred distinction by writing in "The

Young Enchanted" of George Eliot as a "horse-faced genius."

There are singular beings who have tried to read "Religio Medici"

continuously. Was it Shakespeare, whose works were presented to one of

this class? "How do you like Shakespeare?" the amiable donor asked. "I

can't say yet; I have not finished him!" It seems almost miraculous that

human beings should exist who take this attitude toward Sir Thomas

Browne, his "Urn Burial" or his "Christian Morals." It seems almost more

miraculous that this attitude should be taken toward Montaigne, and that

some folk should prefer the "Essays of Montaigne" in the pleasant,

curtailed edition of John Florio's translation, edited by Justin Huntly

McCarthy! These small books are convenient, no doubt. If you cannot have

the original French, or the leisure to browse over the big volume of

Florio's old book as it was written, Mr. McCarthy's edition is an

agreeable but not satisfactory substitute. It somehow or other reminds

one of that appalling series of cutdown "Classics," so largely

recommended to a public that is seduced to run and read. A condensed

edition of Froissart may do very well for boys; but who can visualize

the kind of mind content with a reduced version of "Vanity Fair"?

Montaigne is a city of refuge from the whirling words of the uplifters.

At times I have been compelled from a sense of duty, a mistaken one, to

read whole pages of Mr. Wells, whose "Marriage" and "The New

Machiavelli" and "Tono-Bungay," will be remembered when "Mr.

Britling"--by the way, what did Mr. Britling see through?--shall be

forgotten. As an antidote, I invariably turn to Montaigne. It amazed me

to hear Montaigne called a skeptic. He is even more reverent toward the

eternal verities than Sir Thomas Browne, and he has fewer superstitions.

It was his humanity and his love for religion that turned him from

Aristotle to Plato, and yet he is no fanatic for Plato. He is a real

amateur of good books. Listen to this:

As for Cicero, I am of the common judgment, that besides learning

there was an exquisite eloquence in him: He was a good citizen, of

an honest, gentle nature, as are commonly fat and burly men: for so

was he. But to speake truly of him, full of ambitious vanity and

remisse niceness. And I know not well how to excuse him, in that he

deemed his Poesie worthy to be published. It is no great

imperfection to make bad verses, but it is an imperfection in him

that he never perceived how unworthy they were of the glorie of his

name. Concerning his eloquence it is beyond all comparison, and I

verily believe that none shall ever equall it.

Montaigne sorrowed it a thousand times that ever the book written by

Brutus on Virtue was lost. He consoles himself, however, by remembering

that Brutus is so well represented in Plutarch. He would rather know

what talk Brutus had with some of his familiar friends in his tent on

the night before going to battle than the speech he made to his army. He

had no sympathy with eloquent prefaces, or with circumlocutions that

keep the reader back from the real matter of books. He does not want to

hear heralds or criers. How he would have hated the flare of trumpets

that precedes the entrance of the best sellers! And the blazing

"jackets," the lowest form of modern art, would have made him rip out

the favourite oaths of his province with violence.

"The Romans in their religion," he says, "were wont to say 'Hoc age';

which in ours we say, 'Sursum corda.'"

He goes to a book as he goes to a good dinner; he does not care for the

_hors d'oeuvres_. Note how he rushes with rather rough weapons to the

translation, by his dying father's command, of _Theologia naturalis sive

liber creaturarum magistri Raimondi de Sebonde_. He thinks that it is a

good antidote for the "new fangles" of Luther, who is leading the vulgar

to think for themselves and to reject authority. His analysis of himself

in the essay "Of Cruelty" is the message of a sane man to sane men; and

he does not hesitate to point out the fact that no hatred is so absolute

as that which Christians can cover with the cloak of Christianity. The

discord between zeal for religion and the fury of nationality concerns

him greatly, and he does not hesitate to read a well-deserved lesson to

his contemporaries on the subject.

In Montaigne's time the theories which Machiavelli had gathered together

in "The Prince," governed Europe. One can see that they do not satisfy

Montaigne. To him they are nefarious.

"'The Prince,'" declares Villari, "had a more direct action on real life

than any other book in the world, and a larger share in emancipating

Europe from the Middle Ages."

It is a shocking confession to make, and yet the "Essays" of Michel de

Montaigne give me as much pleasure, but not so much edification, as the

precious sentences of Thomas [`a] Kempis. They are foils; at first sight

there seems to be no relationship between them; and yet at heart Michel

de Montaigne, who was really not a skeptic, has much in common with

Thomas [`a] Kempis. If there were no persons in the world capable of being

Montaignes, Thomas [`a] Kempis would have written for God alone. He would

have resembled an altar railing which I once heard Father Faber had

erected. On the side toward the altar it was foliated and exquisitely

carved in a manner that pleased Ruskin. On the outer side, the side

toward the people and not the side toward the Presence of God, it was

entirely plain and unornamented!

The friendship of Thomas [`a] Kempis I owe to George Eliot. Emerson might

easily perish; Plato might go, and even Horace be drowned in his last

supply of Falernian; Marcus Aurelius and even Rudyard Kipling might

exist only in tradition; but the loss of all their works would be as

nothing compared to the loss of that little volume which is a marvellous

guide to life. The translations of Thomas [`a] Kempis into English vary in

value. Certain dissenters have cut out the very soul of [`A] Kempis in

deleting the passages on the Holy Eucharist. Think of Bowdlerizing

Thomas [`a] Kempis! He was, above all, a mystic, and all the philosophy of

his love of Christ limps when the mystical centre of it, the Eucharist,

is cut out. If that meeting in the upper room had not taken place during

the paschal season, if Christ had not offered His body and blood, soul

and divinity to his amazed, yet reverent, disciples, Thomas [`a] Kempis

would never have written "The Following of Christ." The Bible, even the

New Testament, is full of sayings which, as St. James says of St. Paul's

Epistles, are not easy sayings, but what better interpretation of the

doctrines of Christ as applied to everyday life can there be found than

in this precious little book?

You may talk of Marcus Aurelius and gather what comfort you can from the

philosophy of Thoreau's "Walden"--which might, after all, be more

comfortable if it were more pagan. The Pan of Thoreau was a respectable

Pan, because he was a Unitarian; you may find some comfort in Keble's

"Christian Year" if you can; but [`A] Kempis overtops all! It is strange,

too, what an appeal this great mystic has to the unbelievers in

Christianity. It is a contradiction we meet with every day. And George

Eliot was a remarkable example of this, for, in spite of her habitual

reverence, she cannot be said to have accepted orthodox dogmas. Another

paradox seems to be in the fact that Thomas [`a] Kempis appeals so directly

and consciously to the confirmed mystic and to those who have secluded

themselves from the world. At first, I must confess that I found this a

great obstacle to my joy in having found him.

If Montaigne frequently drove me to [`A] Kempis, [`A] Kempis almost as

frequently in the beginning drove me back to Montaigne. It was not

until I had become more familiar with the New Testament that I began to

see that [`A] Kempis spoke as one soul to another. In this world for him

there were only three Facts--God, his own soul, and the soul to whom he

spoke.

It was a puzzle to me to observe that so many of my friends who looked

on the Last Supper as a mere symbol of love and hospitality, should

cling to "The Following of Christ" with such devotion. Even the example

of an intellectual friend of mine, a Bostonian who had lived much in

Italy, could not make it clear. He often asserted that he did not

believe in God; and yet he was desolate if on a certain day in the year

he did not pay some kind of tribute at the shrine of St. Antony of

Padua!

I have known him to break up a party in the Adirondacks in order to

reach the nearest church where it was possible for him to burn a candle

in honour of his favourite saint on this mysterious anniversary! As long

as he exists, as long as he continues to burn candles--_les chandelles

d'un ath['e]e_--I shall accept without understanding the enthusiasm of so

many lovers of [`A] Kempis, who cut out the mystical longings for the

reception of that divine food which Christ gave out in the upper room.

[`A] Kempis says:

My soul longs to be nourished with Thy body; my heart desires to be

united with Thee.

Give Thyself to me and it is enough; for without Thee no comfort is

available.

Without Thee I cannot subsist; and without Thy visitation I cannot

live.

And, therefore, I must come often to Thee, and receive Thee for the

remedy, and for the health and strength of my soul; lest perhaps I

faint in the way, if I be deprived of this heavenly food.

For so, O most merciful Jesus, Thou wast pleased once to say, when

Thou hadst been preaching to the people, and curing sundry

diseases: "I will not send them away fasting, lest they faint in

the way."

Deal now in like manner with me, who has left Thyself in the

sacrament for the comfort of Thy faithful.

For Thou art the most sweet reflection of the soul; and he that

shall eat Thee worthily shall be partaker and heir of everlasting

glory.

To every soul, oppressed and humble, [`A] Kempis speaks more poignantly

than even David, in that great cry of the heart and soul, the De

Profundis:

Behold, then, O Lord, my abjection and frailty [Ps. xxiv. 18],

every way known to Thee.

Have pity on me and draw me out of the mire [Ps. lxviii. 15], that

I stick not fast therein, that I may not be utterly cast down

forever.

This it is which often drives me back and confounds me in Thy

sight, to find that I am so subject to fall and have so little

strength to resist my passions.

And although I do not altogether consent, yet their assaults are

troublesome and grievous to me, and it is exceedingly irksome to

live thus always in a conflict.

Hence my infirmity is made known to me, because wicked thoughts do

always much more easily rush in upon me than they can be cast out

again.

Oh, that Thou, the most mighty God of Israel, the zealous lover of

faithful souls, wouldst behold the labour and sorrow of Thy

servant, and stand by me in all my undertakings.

Strengthen me with heavenly fortitude, lest the old man, the

miserable flesh, not fully subject to the spirit, prevail and get

the upper hand, against which we must fight as long as we breathe

in this most wretched life.

Alas! what kind of life is this, where afflictions and miseries are

never wanting; where all things are full of snares and enemies.

There is no pessimism here, for Thomas [`a] Kempis gives the remedies, the

only remedies offered to the world since light was created before the

sun. He offers no maudlin consolation; to him the sins of the intellect

are worse than the sins of the flesh. He believed in hell, which he

never defined, as devoutly as Dante, who did describe it. They both knew

their hearts and the world; and the world has never invented any remedy

so effective as that which [`A] Kempis offers.

It is the divine remedy of love; but love cannot exist without the fear

of hurting or offending the Beloved.

The best book yet written on the causes that made for the World War and

on their remedy is "The Rebuilding of Europe," by David Jayne Hill.

There we find this quotation from Villari illuminated:

but it would be more exact to say that Machiavelli's work written

in 1513 and published in 1532 was the perfect expression of an

emancipation from moral restraints far advanced. The

Christ-idealism of the Middle Ages had already largely disappeared.

The old grounds of obligation had been swept away. Men looked for

their safety to the nation-state rather than to the solidarity of

Christendom; and the state, as Machiavelli's gospel proclaimed it,

consisted in absolute and irresponsible control exercised by one

man who should embody its unity, strength, and authority.

Montaigne felt rather than understood the cruelty and brutality of the

state traditions of his time; and these traditions were seriously

combatted when the United States made brave efforts both at Versailles

and Washington. Doctor Hill sums up the essential principles which

guided the world from the Renascence to the year 1918:

(1) The essence of a State is "sovereignty," defined as "supreme

power." (2) A sovereign State has the right to declare war upon any

other sovereign State for any reason that seems to it sufficient.

(3) An act of conquest by the exercise of superior military force

entitles the conqueror to the possession of the conquered

territory. (4) The population goes with the land and becomes

subject to the will of the conqueror.

What member of the memorable conference, which began at Washington on

November 12, 1921, would have dared to assert these unmoral principles,

accepted alike by the Congress of Vienna and the Congress of Berlin, in

principle? King John of England looked on their negation as an unholy

novelty, though that negation was the leaven of the best of the life of

the Middle Ages.

There can be no doubt that the germ of the idea of freedom was kept

alive, in the miasma which poisoned "The Prince" and Machiavelli's

world, by men like Sir Thomas Browne and Montaigne. A better

understanding of the principles of these men would have made Milton less

autocratic--Lucifer, though a rebel, was not a democrat--and Voltaire

less destructive. And yet Voltaire, for whom the French Republic lately

named a war vessel, was the friend of Frederick the Great and of

Catherine II. Doctor Hill, to whom some of the passages in Sir Thomas

Browne and Montaigne sent me, says:

Down to the invasion of Belgium in 1914 the most odious crime ever

committed against a civilized people was, no doubt, the first

partition of Poland; yet at the time not a voice was raised against

it. Louis XV. was "infinitely displeased," but he did not even

reply to the King of Poland's appeal for help. George III. coolly

answered that "justice ought to be the invariable rule of

sovereigns"; but concluded, "I fear, however, misfortunes have

reached the point where redress can be had from the hands of the

Almighty alone." Catherine II. thought justice satisfied when

"everyone takes something." Frederick II. wrote to his brother,

"The partition will unite the three religions, Greek, Catholic, and

Calvinist; for we would take our communion from the same

consecrated body, which is Poland." Only Maria Theresa felt a

twinge of conscience. She took but she felt the shame of it. She

wrote: "We have by our moderation and fidelity to our engagements

acquired the confidence, I may venture to say the admiration, of

Europe.... One year has lost it all. I confess, it is difficult to

endure it, and that nothing in the world has cost me more than the

loss of our good name." It is a strange phenomenon that in matters

where the unsophisticated human conscience so promptly pronounces

judgment and spontaneously condemns, the solid mass of moral

conviction should count for nothing in affairs of state. Against it

a purely national prejudice has never failed to prevail.

Montaigne does not formulate his comparisons so clearly; nor does Sir

Thomas Browne touch so unerringly the canker in the root of the

politics of his time; but one cannot saturate oneself in the works of

either without contrasting them with the physiocrats of the eighteenth

century, who tore up the cockles and the wheat together.

Of all American writers Mr. H. L. Mencken is the most adventurous, and

one might almost say the cleverest. He could not be dull if he tried.

This is admirably exemplified in "The American Language," which appears

in a second edition, revised and enlarged and dated 1921. We are told

that Mencken was born in Baltimore on September 12, 1880; that his

family has been settled in Maryland for nearly a hundred years; and that

he is of mixed ancestry, chiefly German, Irish, and English. He is,

therefore, a typical American, and well qualified to write on "The

American Language." Mr. Mencken truly says that the weakest courses in

our universities are those which concern themselves with written and

spoken English. He adds that such grammar as is taught in our schools

and colleges

is a grammar standing four-legged upon the theorizings and false

inferences of English Latinists of a past generation, eager only to

break the wild tongue of Shakespeare to a rule; and its frank aim

is to create in us a high respect for a book language which few of

us ever actually speak and not many of us even learn to write. That

language, elaborately artificial though it may be, undoubtedly has

merits. It shows a sonority and a stateliness that you must go to

the Latin and the Golden Age to match; its "highly charged and

heavy-shotted" periods, in Matthew Arnold's phrase, serve admirably

the obscurantist purposes of American pedagogy and of English

parliamentary oratory and leader-writing; it is something new for

the literary artists of both countries to prove their skill upon by

flouting it. But to the average American, bent upon expressing his

ideas, not stupendously but merely clearly, it must always remain

something vague and remote, like Greek history or the properties of

the parabola, for he never speaks it or hears it spoken, and seldom

encounters it in his everyday reading. If he learns to write it,

which is not often, it is with a rather depressing sense of its

artificiality. He may master it as a Korean, bred in the colloquial

Onmun, may master the literary Korean-Chinese, but he never thinks

in it or quite feels it.

Mr. Mencken is both instructive and destructive; but he is not so

constructive as to build a road through the marsh of confusion into

which that conflict of dialects in the English language--a language

which is grammarless and dependent upon usage--has left us. He tells us

that good writing consists, as in the case of Howells, in deliberately

throwing overboard the principles so elaborately inculcated, or, as in

the case of Lincoln, in standing unaware of them. Whether this is true

in the case of Howells or not, it must be remembered that Lincoln was

fed, through his reading, on the results of those linguistic principles

which are with us in English tradition. It is the usage of Cardinal

Newman or Hawthorne or Stevenson or Agnes Repplier, or of Lincoln

himself, which those who want to write good English follow rather than

the elaborate rules of confused English grammar which are forgotten

almost as soon as they are learned.

Personally, in youthful days, I could make nothing out of the "grammar"

of the English language until I had begun to study Latin prosody; and

then it became clear to me that only a few bones in the structure of

English, taken from the Latin practice, were valuable; that the flesh of

the English tongue would not fit the whole skeleton.

As the English language, spoken everywhere, must depend on good usage,

and the bad usage of to-day often becomes the good usage of to-morrow,

it is regrettable that no scientific study of the American vocabulary or

of the influences lying at the root of American word-formation--to quote

Mr. Mencken--has as yet been made. The elder student was content with

correcting the examples of bad English in Blair's "Rhetoric." Later, he

read "The Dean's English," very popular at one time, Richard Grant

White's "Words and Their Uses," and perhaps a little book called "The

Verbalist." To this, one of the most bewildering books on the manner of

writing English ever written, Herbert Spencer's "Philosophy of Style"

was added. Whether it is Herbert Spencer's lack of a sense of humour or

the fallibility of his theories that has put him somewhat out of date is

not easy to say. In no book of his is a sense of humour so lacking as in

the "Philosophy of Style." Its principles have a perennial value and

nearly every author on style, since Spencer wrote, has repeated them

with variations; but Spencer's method of presenting them is as involved

as any method adopted by a philosopher could be--and that is saying a

good deal.

The English of the universities hold that Americans are the slave of

Webster's Dictionary; and this is true of a certain limited class of

Americans. The English public speaker allows himself more freedom in the

matter of pronunciation than very scrupulous Americans do. Lord

Balfour's speeches at the Washington Conference offered several

examples of this.

"The Supreme Court of the United States has decided that Webster's

Dictionary is _the_ American dictionary, and I propose to consider all

its decisions as final," said, in hot argument, a New York lawyer who

habitually uses "dontcha know" and "I wanta." Shakespeare, he regards as

an author whose English ought to be corrected; and he became furious

over what he called the mispronunciation of "apotheosis," which he said

a favourite preacher had not uttered according to Webster. And I have

known literary societies in the South to be disrupted over the use of

the word "nasty" by a Northern woman; and, as for "bloody," Mr. Mencken

shows us that one of the outrages committed by Mr. Shaw against English

convention was his permitting the heroine of "Pygmalion" to use it on

the stage. There is one Americanism, however, against which, as far as I

can find, Mr. Mencken does not protest. It is the use of the word

"consummated" in a phrase like "the marriage was consummated in the

First Baptist Church at high noon"!

In spite of democratic disapproval, some will still hold that "lift" is

better than "elevator," and "station" better than "d['e]pot." Though these

are departures from the current vernacular. We speak English often when

our critical friends in England imagine that we are speaking American. I

have known a gentleman in New Jersey who has cultivated English

traditions of speech, to shrink in horror at the mention of "flap-jack"

and "ice-cream." He could never find a substitute in _real_ English for

"flap-jack," but he always substituted "ices" for "ice-cream." On one

occasion I heard him inveigh against the horror of the word "pies," for

those "detestable messy things sold by the ton to the uncivilized"; and

he spent the time of lunch in pointing out that no such composition

really existed in polite society; but when his "cook general" was seen

approaching with an unmistakable "pie," the kind supposed by the readers

of advertisements to be made by "mothers," and ordered hastily because

of the coming of the unexpected guest, he was cast down. The guest tried

to save the situation by speaking of the obnoxious pastry as "a tart."

The host shook his head--"a tart," in English, could never be covered!

Mr. Mencken shows us that "flap-jack," "molasses," "home-spun,"

"ice-cream" are old English; that "Bub," which used to shock London

visitors to Old Philadelphia, is a bit of provincial English; and that

"muss" is found in "Antony and Cleopatra." I wish I had known that when

I was young; it would have saved me a bad mark for paraphrasing

"Menelaus and Paris got into a muss over Helen." But probably the use of

"row" to express that little difficulty would not have saved me!

The best judge of Madeira in Philadelphia always said "cheer" for

"chair" and "sasser" for "saucer" and "tay" for "tea" and "obleged" for

"obliged"; and he drank from his saucer, too; and his table was always

provided with little dishes, like butter plates, for the discarded cups.

His example gave me a profound contempt for those newly rich in learning

who laugh without understanding, who are the slaves of the dictionary,

and who are so "vastly" meticulous. This old gentleman was an education

in himself; he had lived at the "English court"--or near it--and when he

came to visit us once a year, we listened enraptured. I once fell from

grace; but not from my reverence for him, by making a mistake in my

search for knowledge which involved his age. It was very easy to ask

him whether Anne Boleyn had asked for a "cheer" but not easy to escape

from the family denunciation that followed. It seemed that he had not

lived at or near the court of Henry VIII!

Mr. Mencken explains why the use of "sick" for "ill" is taboo in

England, except among the very youngest Realists. And, by the way, Mr.

Hugh Walpole in "The Young Enchanted" goes so far in one of the speeches

of the atrocious Mrs. Tennsen, that the shocking word "bloody" used by

Mr. Bernard Shaw on one famous occasion sinks into a pastel tint! Mr.

Mencken says:

The Pilgrims brought over with them the English of James I. and the

Authorized Version, and their descendants of a century later,

inheriting it, allowed the fundamentals to be but little changed by

the academic overhauling that the mother tongue was put to during

the early part of the Eighteenth Century.

The Bible won against the prudery of the new English; prudery will go

very far, and I can recall the objection of an evangelical lady, in

Philadelphia, who disliked the nightly saying of the "Ave Maria" by a

little Papist relative. This was not on religious grounds; it was

because of "blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus," in the prayer. The

little Papist had been taught to repeat the salutation of the Angel

Gabriel in Latin, so, at bedtime, he changed to "Benedictus fructus

ventris tui" and the careful lady thought it sounded "more decent"!

Poker players may be interested in Mr. Mencken's revelation that "ante"

came into our language through the Spanish; he says,

cinch was borrowed from the Spanish "cincha" in the early Texas

days, though its figurative use did not come in until much later.

It is pleasant to note the soundness of Mr. Mencken's judgment in regard

to that very great philologer, the Dane, Doctor Jespersen, and he

quotes, in favour of the clarity and directness of the English language,

another great Dane, Doctor Thomson. Doctor Jespersen admits that our

tongue has a certain masculine ungainliness. It has rare elements of

strength in its simplicity. In English the subject almost invariably

precedes the verb and the object follows it; even in English poetry this

usage is seldom violated. In Tennyson, its observance might be counted

at 80,

but in the poetry of Holger Drachmann, the Dane, it falls to 61, in

Anatole France's prose, to 66, in Gabriele d' Annunzio to 49, and

in the poetry of Goethe to 30.

That our language has only five vowels, which have to do duty for more

than a score of sounds, is a grave fault; and the unhappy French

preacher who, from an English pulpit, pronounced "plough" as "pluff" had

much excuse. But on the other hand, why do the French make us say "fluer

de lis," instead of "fleur de lee"? And "Rheims"? How many

conversational pitfalls is "Rheims" responsible for!

There is no book that ought to give the judicious such quiet pleasure or

more food for thought or for stimulating conversation than Mr. Mencken's

"The American Language," except Burton's "Anatomy of Melancholy,"

Boswell's "Johnson," the "Devout Life" of Saint Francis de Sales,

Pepys's "Diary," the "Letters" of Madame de S['e]vign['e], Beveridge's

"Life" of Marshall, and the "Memoirs" of Gouverneur Morris! It is a book

for odd moments; yet it is a temptation to continuous reading; and a

precious treasure is its bibliography! And how pleasant it is to verify

the quotations in a library; preferably with the snow falling in thick

flakes, and an English victim who cannot escape, even after dinner is

announced. Mr. Mencken is a benefactor!

It is very remarkable that Mr. Mencken's audacious disregard of English

grammar in theory has not impaired the clearness of his point of view

and of his own style. If dead authors could write after the manner in

which Mr. Andrew Lang has written to them, I should like to read Herbert

Spencer's opinions of Mr. Mencken's volumes. If Sir Oliver Lodge and Sir

Conan Doyle want really to please a small but discriminating public, let

them induce Herbert Spencer to analyze Mr. Mencken's statements on the

growth of the English language! In my time we were expected to take

Spencer's "Philosophy of Style" very seriously. There is no doubt that

his principles have been repeated by every writer on style, including

Dr. Barrett Wendell in his important "English Composition," since Mr.

Spencer wrote; but the method of Spencer's expression of his principles

reminds one of the tangled wood in which Dante languished before he met

Beatrice.

There is no doubt that Mr. Spencer makes us think of writing as a

science and art; his philosophy of style is right enough. But while he

provokes puzzled thought, he does no more. There is more meat in Robert

Louis Stevenson's "A College Magazine" than in all the complications in

style in the brochure of the idol of the eighties.

And a greater stylist than even Stevenson is the author of a little

volume which I keep by my side ever since Mr. Frederick O'Brien and the

terrifying Gaugain have turned us to the islands of the Pacific. It is

Charles Warren Stoddard's "South Sea Idyls." And if one wants to know

how to read for pleasure or comfort--for reading or writing does not

come by nature--there is "Moby Dick," by Herman Melville, the close

friend of the Hawthornes and a writer so American that Mr. Mencken must

love him. But he ought to be read as a novelist.

Mr. Herbert Spencer and "The South Sea Idyls" bring the _fl[^a]neur_--the

chief business of a _fl[^a]neur_ of the pavements (we were forbidden in old

Philadelphia to say "sidewalks") is to look into unrelated shop-windows;

but the _fl[^a]neur_ among books finds none of his shop-windows

unrelated--back to Mr. Mencken, who does not give us the genesis of a

word that sounded something like "sadie." It meant "thank you." Every

Pennsylvania child used it, until the elegants interfered, and they

often did interfere. You might say "apothecary" or "chemist"; but you

should never say "druggist." I trust that it is no breach of confidence

to repeat that the devout and very distinguished of modern

Philadelphians, Mr. John Drew, discovered that there were two languages

in his neighbourhood, one for the ears of his parents and one for the

boys in the street. One was very much in the position of the Yorkshire

lad I met the other day. "But you haven't a Yorkshire accent!" "No,

sir," he said, "my parents whipped it out of me." But there is, in New

York City, at least the beginning of one American language--the language

of the street.

* * * * *

In considering the impression that books have usually made on me, I have

often asked myself why they are such an unfailing source of pleasure and

even of joy. Every reader has, of course, his own answer to this. For

the plots of novels, I have always had very little respect, although I

believe, with Anthony Trollope, that a plot is absolutely necessary to a

really good novel, and that it is the very soul of a romance. Of

memoirs--even the apocryphal writings of the Marquise de Cr['e]quy have

always been very agreeable to me; I have never been so dull or so tired,

that I could not find some solace in the Diary of Mr. Pepys, in the

Autobiography of Franklin, in the peerless journal of Mr. Boswell; and

even the revelations of Madame Campan, as a last resource, were worth

returning to. As for the diary of Madame d'Arblay, it reproduces so

admirably the struggles of a bright spirit against the dullest of all

atmospheres, that it seems like a new discovery in psychology. And now

comes Professor Tinker's "Young Boswell" and those precious diaries

including that of Mrs. Pepys by a certain E. Barrington. Life _is_ worth

living!

I must confess that I have never found any poet excepting King David

whom I liked because he taught me anything. Didactic "poetry" wearies

me, probably because it is not poetry at all. When people praise

Thompson's "Hound of Heaven," because it is dogmatic, I am

surprised--for if I found anything dogmatic in it, it would lose all its

splendour for me. The Apocalypse and "The Hound of Heaven" are glorious

visions of truth at a white heat.

Tennyson's "Two Voices" loses all its value when it ceases to be a

picture and becomes an important sermon. And as for Spenser, the

didactic symbolism of his "Faerie Queen" might be lost forever with no

great disadvantage to posterity if his splendid "Epithalamion" could be

preserved. Browning's optimism has always left me cold, and I never

could quite understand why most of his readers have set him down as a

great philosopher. All may be well with the world, but I could never see

that Browning's poetry proved it in any way. When the time comes for a

cultivated English world--a thoughtful English-speaking world--to weigh

the merits of English-speaking poets, Browning will be found among the

first. Who has done anything finer in English than "A Grammarian's

Funeral"? Or "My Last Duchess," or "A Toccata of Galuppi's" or some of

the passages in "Pippa Passes"? Who has conceived a better fable for a

poem than that of "Pippa"? And as for Keats, the world he discovered for

us is of greater value to the faculties of the mind than all the

philosophies of Wordsworth.

To me, the intense delight I have in novels and poems is due to their

power of taking me out of myself, of enlightening me as to my own

faults and peculiarities, not by preaching but by example, and of

raising me to a higher plane of toleration and of gaiety of heart.

As I grow older, I find that the phrase Stevenson once applied to works

of fiction becomes more and more regrettable. He compared the followers

of this consoling art to "_filles de joie_." He doubtless meant that

these goddesses--"_les filles de joie_" are always young--gave us

visions of the joy of life; that they might be sensuous without being

sensual; but his phrase falls far short of the truth. There are novels,

like Mrs. Jackson's "Ramona," which are joyous and serious at once. Or

take "The Cardinal's Snuff Box" or "Pepita Jiminez."

Every constant reader has his favourite essayists. As a rule, he reads

them to be soothed or to be amused. In making my confession, I must say

that only a few of the essayists really amuse me. They are, as a rule,

more witty than humorous, and generally they make one self-conscious,

being self-conscious themselves. There are a hundred different types of

the essayist. Each of us has his favourite bore among them. Once I found

all the prose works of a fine poet and friend of mine, Aubrey de Vere,

on the shelves of a constant reader. "Why?" I asked. "The result of a

severe sense of duty!" he said.

Madame Roland tried hard for a title of nobility and failed, though she

gained in the end a greater title. Her works are insufferably and

complacently conceited, and yet I always look at their bindings with

respect. Mrs. Blashfield, who died too soon, has given us, in her first

volume--unfortunately the only one--a new view of this Empress of

Didacticism. It is strange indeed that Madame Roland could have been

nourished by that most stimulating of all books--"The Devout Life of St.

Francis de Sales." Monseigneur de Sales is, to my mind, the most

practical of all the essayists, even when he puts his essays in the form

of letters. Next comes F['e]nelon's and--I know that I shall shock those

who regard his philosophy as merely Deistic--next comes, for his power

of stimulation, Emerson.

It has certainly occurred to me, perhaps too late, that these

confessions may be taken as didactic in themselves; in writing them I

have had not the slightest intention of improving anybody's mind but

simply of relieving my own, by button-holing the reader who happens to

come my way. I should like to add that what is called the coarseness of

the eighteenth-century novel and romance is much more healthful than the

nasty brutality of a school of our novelists--who make up for their lack

of talent and of wide experience by trying to excite animal instincts.

Eroticism may be delicately treated; but art has nothing in common with

the process of "cooking stale cabbage over farthing candles," to use

Charles Reade's phrase.

If my habit of constant reading had not taught me the value of calmness

and patience, I should like to say, with violent emphasis, that a reason

for thanking God is that Americans have produced a literature--the

continuation of an older literature with variations, it is true,--that

has added to the glory of civilization. To prove this, I need mention

only one book, "The Scarlet Letter," and I am glad to end my book by

writing the name of Hawthorne. Literary comparisons with England, or

with France, Italy, Spain, or any of the other continental nations, are

no longer to our disadvantage. It is the fashion of the American who

writes of American books to put--in his own mind, at least--a title to

his discourse that reminds me of Miss Blanche Amory's "Mes Larmes." It

is an outworn tradition. American literature is robust enough for

smiles.

It can smile and laugh. It can be serious and not self-conscious. It is

rapidly taking to itself all the best traditions of the older literature

and assimilating them. Christopher Morley and Heywood Broun and Don

Marquis and Mencken write--at their best--as lightly and as trippingly

as any past master of the _feuilleton_. There is nobody writing in the

daily press in Paris to-day who does the _feuilleton_ as well as they do

it. If you ask me whether I, as a constant reader, pay much attention to

what they say, I shall answer, No. But their method is the thing. Will

they live? Of course not. Is ['E]mile de Girardin alive? Or all the clever

ones that James Huneker found buried and could not revive? One still

reads the "Portraits de Femmes," of Sainte-Beuve; but Sainte-Beuve was

something more than a "columnist." And these folk will be, too, in time!

At any rate, they are good enough for the present.

Who, writing in French or in any language, _outre-mer_, does better, or

as well, as Holliday? And where is the peer of Charles S. Brooks in

"Hints to Pilgrims"? "Luca Sarto," the best novel of old Italian life by

an American--since Mrs. Wharton's "Valley of Decision"--proved him to be

a fine artist. He perhaps knew his period better psychologically than

Mrs. Wharton, but here there's room for argument. Mrs. Wharton, although

she is an admirable artist, grows indifferent and insular at long

intervals.

"Luca Sarto" dropped like the gentle rain from heaven; and then came

"Hints to Pilgrims." This I wanted to write about in the _Yale Review_,

but the selfish editor, Mr. Cross, said that he preferred to keep it for

himself!

"Hints to Pilgrims" is the essence of the modern essay. Strangely

enough, it sent me back to the "Colour of Life" by the only real

_pr['e]cieuse_ living in our world to-day, Alice Meynell; and I read that

with new delight between certain paragraphs in Brooks's paper "On

Finding a Plot." Why is not "Hints to Pilgrims" in its fourteenth

edition? Or why has it no _claque_? The kind of _claque_ that is so

common now--which opens suddenly like a chorus of cicadas in the "Idylls

of Theocritus"? After all, your education must have been well begun

before you can enjoy "Hints to Pilgrims," while for "Huckleberry Finn"

the less education you have, the better. Mr. Brooks writes:

Let us suppose, for example, that Carmen, before she got into that

ugly affair with the Toreador, had settled down in Barchester

beneath the towers. Would the shadow of the cloister, do you think,

have cooled her Southern blood? Would she have conformed to the

decent gossip of the town? Or, on the contrary, does not a hot

colour always tint the colder mixture? Suppose that Carmen came to

live just outside the Cathedral close and walked every morning with

her gay parasol and her pretty swishing skirts past the Bishop's

window.

We can fancy his pen hanging dully above his sermon, with his eyes

on space for any wandering thought, as if the clouds, like treasure

ships upon a sea, were freighted with riches for his use. The

Bishop is brooding on an address to the Ladies' Sewing Guild. He

must find a text for his instructive finger. It is a warm spring

morning and the daffodils are waving in the borders of the grass. A

robin sings in the hedge with an answer from his mate. There is

wind in the tree-tops with lively invitation to adventure, but the

Bishop is bent to his sober task. Carmen picks her way demurely

across the puddles in the direction of the Vicarage. Her eyes turn

modestly toward his window. Surely she does not see him at his

desk. That dainty inch of scarlet stocking is quite by accident. It

is the puddles and the wind frisking with her skirt.

"Eh! Dear me!" The good man is merely human. He pushes up his

spectacles for nearer sight. He draws aside the curtain. "Dear me!

Bless my soul! Who is the lady? Quite a foreign air. I don't

remember her at our little gatherings for the heathen." A text is

forgotten. The clouds are empty caravels. He calls to Betsy, the

housemaid, for a fresh neckcloth and his gaiters. He has recalled a

meeting with the Vicar and goes out whistling softly, to disaster.

You do not find delightful fooling like this every day; and there is

much more of it. Take this:

Suppose, for a better example, that the cheerful Mark Tapley, who

always came out strong in adversity, were placed in a modern

Russian novel. As the undaunted Taplovitch he would have shifted

its gloom to a sunny ending. Fancy our own dear Pollyanna, the glad

girl, adopted by an aunt in "Crime and Punishment." Even

Dostoyevsky must have laid down his doleful pen to give her at last

a happy wedding--flower-girls and angel-food, even a shrill soprano

behind the hired palms and a table of cut glass.

Oliver Twist and Nancy--merely acquaintances in the original

story--with a fresh hand at the plot, might have gone on a bank

holiday to Margate. And been blown off shore. Suppose that the

whole excursion was wrecked on Treasure Island and that everyone

was drowned except Nancy, Oliver, and perhaps the trombone player

of the ships' band, who had blown himself so full of wind for

fox-trots on the upper deck that he couldn't sink. It is Robinson

Crusoe, lodging as a handsome bachelor on the lonely

island--observe the cunning of the plot!--who battles with the

waves and rescues Nancy. The movie-rights alone of this are worth a

fortune. And then Crusoe, Oliver, Friday, and the trombone player

stand a siege from John Silver and Bill Sikes, who are pirates,

with Spanish doubloons in a hidden cove. And Crusoe falls in love

with Nancy. Here is a tense triangle. But youth goes to youth.

Crusoe's whiskers are only dyed their glossy black. The trombone

player, by good luck (you see now why he was saved from the wreck),

is discovered to be a retired clergyman--doubtless a Methodist. The

happy knot is tied. And then--a sail! A sail! Oliver and Nancy

settle down in a semi-detached near London, with oyster shells

along the garden path and cat-tails in the umbrella jar. The story

ends prettily under their plane-tree at the rear--tea for three,

with a trombone solo, and the faithful Friday and Old Bill,

reformed now, as gardener, clipping together the shrubs against the

sunny wall.

When I found Brooks, I felt again the pang of loss, that Theodore

Roosevelt had not read "Hints to Pilgrims," before he passed into "the

other room" and eternal light shone upon him! He would have discovered

"Hints to Pilgrims," and celebrated it as soon as any of us.

How he loved books! And he seemed to have read all the right things in

his youth; you forgot time and kicked Black Care away when he talked

with you about them. He could drop from Dante to Brillat-Savarin (in

whom he had not much interest, since he was a _gourmet_ and did not

regard sausages as the highest form of German art!) and his descents and

ascents from book to book were as smooth as Melba's sliding scales--and

her scales were smoother than Patti's.

Do you remember his "Dante in the Bowery," and "The Ancient Irish

Sagas"? He caught fire at the quotation from the "Lament of Deirdre";

and concluded at once that the Celts were the only people who, before

Christianity invented chivalry, understood the meaning of romantic love.

It is a great temptation to write at length on the books he liked, and

how he fought for them, and explained them, and lived with them.

Thinking of him, the most constant of book-lovers, I can only say,

"Farewell and Hail!"

THE END

[Transcriber's notes:

People using this book as a reference should be aware that some of

the spelling and quotations are not necessarily accurate.

Some obvious printing errors were corrected

(gu'une->qu'une p96; natio->nation p223)

Consistent archaic spellings of names of people and times were retained

as is.

Accenting was not 'corrected'.

Some potential printer's errors left as is include:

Gaugain may be Gauguin p237 (Paul Gauguin from context)

Who the Holliday refered to in chapter V p244 was is unknown.

There are a lot of accented characters in this text.

I have put most of such characters in square brackets.

[`x] - grave accent above letter x

['x] - acute accent above letter x

[:x] - umlaut above letter x

[^x] - circumflex above letter x

[c,] - cedilla below c

x mostly being vowels

ae and oe ligatures have been replaced with the letters separately.

PPing temp: Spellcheck complete.]

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