THE VALUE OF BEING STUPID.

Fortunately for us, we are as a nation considered by the others to be

abnormally stupid, therefore easily to be spied upon. But it is not

always safe to judge entirely by appearances.

Our Ambassador at Constantinople some years ago had the appearance of

a cheery, bluff, British farmer, with nothing below the surface in

his character, and he was therefore looked upon as fair game by all

his intriguing rivals in Eastern politics. It was only after repeated

failures of their different missions they found that in every case

they were out-intrigued by this innocent-looking gentleman, who below

the surface was as cunning as a fox and as clever a diplomat as could

be found in all the service.

And so it has been with us British. Foreign spies stationed in our

country saw no difficulty in completely hoodwinking so stupid a

people; they never supposed that the majority of them have all been

known to our Secret Service Department, and carefully watched, unknown

to themselves.

Few of them ever landed in this country without undergoing the

scrutiny of an unobtrusive little old gentleman with tall hat and

umbrella, but the wag of whose finger sent a detective on the heels

of the visitor until his actual business and location were assured and

found to be satisfactory.

For years the correspondence of these gentry has been regularly

opened, noted, and sent on. They were not as a rule worth arresting,

the information sent was not of any urgent importance, and so long

as they went on thinking that they were unnoticed, their superiors

in their own country made no effort to send more astute men in their

place. Thus we knew what the enemy were looking for, and we knew what

information they had received, and this as a rule was not of much

account.

On August 4th, the day before the declaration of war, the twenty

leading spies were formally arrested and over 200 of their minor

agents were also taken in hand, and thus their organisation failed

them at the moment when it was wanted most. Steps were also taken

to prevent any substitutes being appointed in their places. Private

wireless stations were dismantled, and by means of traps those were

discovered which had not been voluntarily reported and registered.

It used to amuse some of us to watch the foreign spies at work on our

ground. One especially interested me, who set himself up ostensibly as

a coal merchant, but never dealt in a single ounce of coal. His daily

reconnaissance of the country, his noting of the roads, and his other

movements entailed in preparing his reports, were all watched and

recorded. His letters were opened in the post, sealed up, and sent on.

His friends were observed and shadowed on arriving--as they did--at

Hull instead of in London. And all the time he was plodding along,

wasting his time, quite innocent of the fact that he was being

watched, and was incidentally giving us a fine amount of information.

Another came only for a few hours, and was away again before we could

collar him; but, knowing his moves, and what photographs he had taken,

I was able to write to him, and tell him that had I known beforehand

that he wished to photograph these places, I could have supplied

him with some ready made, as the forts which they recorded were now

obsolete.

On the other hand, the exceedingly stupid Englishmen who wandered

about foreign countries sketching cathedrals, or catching butterflies,

or fishing for trout, were merely laughed at as harmless lunatics.

These have even invited officials to look at their sketch-books,

which, had they had any suspicion or any eyes in their heads, would

have revealed plans and armaments of their own fortresses interpolated

among the veins of the botanist's drawings of leaves or on the

butterflies' wings of the entomologist. Some examples of secret

sketches of fortresses which have been used with success are shown on

the following pages.

[Illustration: _This sketch of a butterfly contains the outline of a

fortress, and marks both the position and power of the guns. The marks

on the wings between the lines mean nothing, but those on the lines

show the nature and size of the guns, according to the keys below._]

[Illustration: The marks on the wings reveal the shape of the fortress

shown here and the size of the guns.

[Illustration: FORTRESS GUNS.]

[Illustration: FIELD GUNS.]

[Illustration: MACHINE GUNS.]

_The position of each gun is at the place inside the outline of the

fort on the butterfly where the line marked with the spot ends. The

head of the butterfly points towards the north._]

[Illustration: _A smart piece of spy-work. Veins on an ivy leaf

show the outline of the fort as seen looking west (Point of the leaf

indicates north.)_]

[Illustration: _Shows where big guns are mounted if a vein points to

them._]

[Illustration: _Shows "dead ground," where there is shelter from

fire._]

[Illustration: _Shows machine guns._]

[Illustration: _Here is another of the methods by which I concealed

the plans of the forts I made._

_First of all, I would sketch the plan as shown in the picture above

giving the strength and positions of the various guns as shown below:_

_A. Kaponiers with machine guns._

_B. 15 cm. gun cupola._

_C. 12 cm. guns cupolas._

_D. Q.-F. disappearing guns._

_E. Howitzer cupolas._

_F. Searchlight._]

[Illustration: _Having done this, I would consider the best method of

concealing my plans. In this case I decided to transform the sketch

into that of a stained glass window, and if you will carefully examine

the picture above you will see how successfully this has been done.

Certain of the decorations signify the sizes and positions of the guns.

These signs are given below, together with their meaning._]

[Illustration: 1. 15 _cm. gun._

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