I had a letter from Beatrice the next morning.

DEAR JIMMY (she wrote),--You were wrong. Mine was a real murmur.

It's been coming on for some time, but not on your account. It's

murmuring for Basil Fludger. He's on leave, and we fixed things

up last Tuesday. I didn't tell you when I met you, because I was

afraid you wouldn't want to take me to lunch, and I _did_ enjoy

it.

Yours ever, BEATRICE.

If my heart gets really noisy I do hope it won't shout for Beatrice. It

would be so useless.

"Let us go hence, my heart;

she will not hear" (_Swinburne_).

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[Illustration: "HEARD THE LATEST RUMOUR UP FROM THE BACK, GEORGE? WAR'S

GOING TO BE OVER NEXT WEEK."

"HO. WELL, I HOPE IT DON'T UPSET MY GOING ON LEAVE NEXT TUESDAY."]

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