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[Illustration: _Major_. "WHY HAVE YOU PUT THAT CLOTH OVER HIS HEAD?"
_Private Mike O'Flanagan (harassed by restive horse)_. "SO AS HE WON'T
KNOW HE'S BEING GROOMED, SORR."]
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"----'s new Pattern Books of
WALLPAPERS
will be sent on loan free of charge.
"N.B.-- ----'s use adhesive paste, which has been expressly
prepared to conform with the Food Controller's regulations."
_Advt. in Evening Paper_.
So it is no use waylaying the paper-hanger on the chance of getting a
free meal.
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