AMERICAN EAGLE (_to German Peace Doves_). "GO AWAY; I'M BUSY."]

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[Illustration: _Chatty Waiter (to visitor growing stouter every day_).

"I'M SURE, SIR YOUR STAY HERE IS DOING YOU GOOD. WHY, YOU'RE TWICE THE

GENTLEMAN YOU WERE WHEN YOU CAME."]

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