FOOTNOTES:

[12] 'That tamer of housemaids': [Greek: Hektoros ippodamoio]--of

Hector, the tamer of horses ('Iliad').

[13] 'On pinion of expectation.' Here I would request the reader to

notice that it would have been easy for me to preserve the regular

dactylic close by writing '_pinion of anticipation_;' as also in the

former instance of '_many a dark December_' to have written '_many a

rainy December_.' But in both cases I preferred to lock up by the massy

spondaic variety; yet never forgetting to premise a dancing

dactyle--'many a'--and 'pinion of.' Not merely for variety, but for a

separate effect of peculiar majesty.

[14] Alluding to a ridiculous passage in Thomson's 'Seasons':

'Delightful task! to teach the young idea how to shoot.'

[15] All these arts, viz., teaching the horse to fight with his forelegs

or lash out with his hind-legs at various angles in a general melée of

horse and foot, but especially teaching him the secret of 'inviting' an

obstinate German boor to come out and take the air strapped in front of

a trooper, and do his duty as guide to the imperial cavalry, were

imported into the Austrian service by an English riding-master about the

year 1775-80. And no doubt it must have been horses trained on this

learned system of education from which the Highlanders of Scotland

derived their terror of cavalry.

[16] 'Blind rams, brainless wild asses,' etc. The 'arietes,' or

battering-rams with iron-bound foreheads, the 'onagri,' or wild asses,

etc., were amongst the poliorcetic engines of the ancients, which do not

appear to have received any essential improvement after the time of the

brilliant Prince Demetrius, the son of Alexander's great captain,

Antigonus.

_XIII. SOME THOUGHTS ON BIOGRAPHY._

We have heard from a man who witnessed the failure of Miss Baillie's 'De

Montford,' notwithstanding the scenic advantages of a vast London

theatre, fine dresses, fine music at intervals, and, above all, the

superb acting of John Kemble, supported on that occasion by his

incomparable sister, that this unexpected disappointment began with the

gallery, who could not comprehend or enter into a hatred so fiendish

growing out of causes so slight as any by possibility supposable in the

trivial Rezenvelt. To feel teased by such a man, to dislike him,

occasionally to present him with your compliments in the shape of a

duodecimo kick--well and good, nothing but right. And the plot

manifestly tended to a comic issue. But murder!--a Macbeth murder!--not

the injury so much as the man himself was incommensurate, was too slight

by a thousand degrees for so appalling a catastrophe. It reacts upon De

Montford, making _him_ ignoble that could be moved so profoundly by an

agency so contemptible.

Something of the same disproportion there is, though in a different way,

between any quarrel that may have divided us from a man in his life-time

and the savage revenge of pursuing the quarrel after his death through a

malicious biography. Yet, if you hated him through no quarrel, but

simply (as we all hate many men that died a thousand years ago) for

something vicious, or which you think vicious, in his modes of thinking,

why must you, of all men, be the one to undertake an edition of his

works, 'with a life of the author'? Leave that to some neutral writer,

who neither loves nor hates. And whilst crowds of men need better

biographical records whom it is easy to love and not difficult to

honour, do not you degrade your own heart or disgust your readers by

selecting for your exemplification not a model to be imitated, but a

wild beast to be baited or a criminal to be tortured? We privately hate

Mr. Thomas Hobbes, of Malmsbury; we know much evil of him, and we could

expose many of his tricks effectually. We also hate Dean Swift, and upon

what we think substantial arguments. Some of our own contemporaries we

hate particularly; Cobbett, for instance, and other bad fellows in

fustian and corduroys. But for that very reason we will not write their

lives. Or, if we should do so, only because they might happen to stand

as individuals in a series, and after warning the reader of our own

bias. For it is too odious a spectacle to imprison a fellow-creature in

a book, like a stag in a cart, and turn him out to be hunted through all

his doubles for a day's amusement. It too much resembles that case of

undoubted occurrence both in France and Germany, where 'respectable'

individuals, simply as amateurs, and not at all with any view to the

salary or fees of operating, have come forward as candidates for the

post of public executioner. What is every man's duty is no man's duty by

preference. And unless where a writer is thrust upon such a duty by an

official necessity (as, if he contracts for a 'Biographia Britannica,'

in that case he is bound by his contract to go through with the whole

series--rogues and all), it is too painful to see a human being courting

and wooing the task of doing execution upon his brother in his grave.

Nay, even in the case where this executioner's task arises spontaneously

out of some duty previously undertaken without a thought of its severer

functions, we are still shocked by any exterminating vengeance too

rancorously pursued. Every reader must have been disgusted by the

unrelenting persecution with which Gifford, a deformed man, with the

spiteful nature sometimes too developed in the deformed, had undertaken

'for our fathers in the Row' an edition of Massinger. Probably he had

not thought at the time of the criminals who would come before him for

judgment. But afterwards it did not embitter the job that these

perquisites of office accrued, _lucro ponatur_, that such offenders as

Coxeter, Mr. Monck Mason, and others were to be 'justified' by course of

law. Could he not have stated their errors, and displaced their rubbish,

without further personalities? However, he does _not_, but makes the air

resound with his knout, until the reader wishes Coxeter in his throat,

and Monck Mason, like 'the cursed old fellow' in Sinbad, mounted with

patent spurs upon his back.

We shall be interrupted, however, and _that_ we certainly foresee, by

the objection--that we are fighting with shadows, that neither the

_éloge_ in one extreme, nor the libel in the other extreme, finds a

place in _our_ literature. Does it not? Yes, reader, each of these

biographical forms exists in favour among us, and of one it is very

doubtful indeed whether it ought not to exist. The _éloge_ is found

abundantly diffused through our monumental epitaphs in the first place,

and _there_ every man will countersign Wordsworth's judgment (see 'The

Excursion' and also Wordsworth's prose Essay on Epitaphs), that it is a

blessing for human nature to find one place in this world sacred to

charitable thoughts, one place at least offering a sanctuary from evil

speaking. So far there is no doubt. But the main literary form, in which

the English _éloge_ presents itself, is the Funeral Sermon. And in this

also, not less than in the churchyard epitaph, kind feeling ought to

preside; and for the same reasons, the sanctity of the place where it is

delivered or originally published, and the solemnity of the occasion

which has prompted it; since, if you cannot find matter in the departed

person's character fertile in praise even whilst standing by the

new-made grave, what folly has tempted you into writing an epitaph or a

funeral sermon? The good ought certainly to predominate in both, and in

the epitaph nothing _but_ the good, because were it only for a reason

suggested by Wordsworth, viz., the elaborate and everlasting character

of a record chiselled out painfully in each separate letter, it would be

scandalous to confer so durable an existence in stone or marble upon

trivial human infirmities, such as do not enter into the last solemn

reckoning with the world beyond the grave; whilst, on the other hand,

all graver offences are hushed into 'dread repose,' and, where they

happen to be too atrocious or too memorable, are at once a sufficient

argument for never having undertaken any such memorial. These

considerations privilege the epitaph as sacred to charity, and tabooed

against the revelations of candour. The epitaph cannot open its scanty

records to any breathing or insinuation of infirmity. But the Funeral

Sermon, though sharing in the same general temper of indulgence towards

the errors of the deceased person, might advantageously be laid open to

a far more liberal discussion of those personal or intellectual

weaknesses which may have thwarted the influence of character otherwise

eminently Christian. The _Oraison Funèbre_ of the French proposes to

itself by its original model, which must be sought in the _Epideictic_

or panegyrical oratory of the Greeks, a purpose purely and exclusively

eulogistic: the problem supposed is to abstract from everything _not_

meritorious, to expand and develop the total splendour of the individual

out of that one centre, that main beneficial relation to his own age,

from which this splendour radiated. The incidents of the life, the

successions of the biographical detail, are but slightly traced, no

farther, in fact, than is requisite to the intelligibility of the

praises. Whereas, in the English Funeral Sermon, there is no principle

of absolute exclusion operating against the minutest circumstantiations

of fact which can tend to any useful purpose of illustrating the

character. And what is too much for the scale of a sermon literally

preached before a congregation, or modelled to counterfeit such a mode

of address, may easily find its place in the explanatory notes. This is

no romance, or ideal sketch of what might be. It is, and it has been.

There are persons of memorable interest in past times, of whom all that

we know is embodied in a funeral sermon. For instance, Jeremy Taylor in

that way, or by his Epistles Dedicatory, has brought out the

characteristic features in some of his own patrons, whom else we should

have known only as _nominis umbras_. But a more impressive illustration

is found in the case of John Henderson, that man of whom expectations so

great were formed, and of whom Dr. Johnson and Burke, after meeting and

conversing with him, pronounced (in the Scriptural words of the

Ethiopian queen applied to the Jewish king, Solomon) 'that the half had

not been told them.' For this man's memory almost the sole original

record exists in Aguttar's funeral sermon; for though other records

exist, and one from the pen of a personal friend, Mr. Joseph Cottle, of

Bristol, yet the main substance of the biography is derived from the

_fundus_ of this one sermon.[17] And it is of some importance to cases

of fugitive or unobtrusive merit that this more quiet and sequestered

current of biography should be kept open. For the local motives to an

honorary biographical notice, in the shape of a Funeral Sermon, will

often exist, when neither the materials are sufficient, nor a writer

happens to be disposable, for a labour so serious as a regular

biography.

Here then, on the one side, are our English _éloges_. And we may add

that amongst the Methodists, the Baptists, and other religious

sectaries, but especially among the missionaries of all nations and

churches, this class of _éloges_ is continually increasing. Not

unfrequently men of fervent natures and of sublime aspirations are thus

rescued from oblivion, whilst the great power of such bodies as the

Methodists, their growing wealth, and consequent responsibility to

public opinion, are pledges that they will soon command all the

advantages of colleges and academic refinement; so that if, in the

manner of these funeral _éloges_, there has sometimes been missed that

elegance which should have corresponded to the weight of the matter,

henceforwards we may look to see this disadvantage giving way before

institutions more thoroughly matured. But if these are our _éloges_, on

the other hand, where are our libels?

This is likely to be a topic of offence, for many readers will start at

hearing the upright Samuel Johnson and the good-humoured, garrulous

Plutarch denounced as traffickers in libel. But a truth is a truth. And

the temper is so essentially different in which men lend themselves to

the propagation of defamatory anecdotes, the impulses are so various to

an offence which is not always consciously perceived by those who are

parties to it, that we cannot be too cautious of suffering our hatred of

libel to involve every casual libeller, or of suffering our general

respect for the person of the libeller to exonerate him from the charge

of libelling. Many libels are written in this little world of ours

unconsciously, and under many motives. Perhaps we said that before, but

no matter. Sometimes a gloomy fellow, with a murderous cast of

countenance, sits down doggedly to the task of blackening one whom he

hates worse 'than toad or asp.' For instance, Procopius performs that

'labour of hate' for the Emperor Justinian, pouring oil into his wounds,

but, then (as Coleridge expresses it in a 'neat' sarcasm), oil of

vitriol. Nature must have meant the man for a Spanish Inquisitor, sent

into the world before St. Dominic had provided a trade for him, or any

vent for his malice--so rancorous in his malignity, so horrid and

unrelenting the torture to which he subjects his sovereign and the

beautiful Theodora. In this case, from the withering scowl which

accompanies the libels, we may be assured that they _are_ such in the

most aggravated form--not malicious only, but false. It is commonly

said, indeed, in our courts, that truth it is which aggravates the

libel. And so it is as regards the feelings or the interests of the man

libelled. For is it not insufferable that, if a poor man under common

human infirmity shall have committed some crime and have paid its

penalty, but afterwards reforming or out-growing his own follies, seeks

to gain an honest livelihood for his children in a place which the

knowledge of his past transgression has not reached, then all at once he

is to be ruined by some creature purely malignant who discovers and

publishes the secret tale? In such a case most undoubtedly it is the

truth of the libel which constitutes its sting, since, if it were not

true or could be made questionable, it would do the poor man no

mischief. But, on the other hand, it is the falsehood of the libel which

forms its aggravation as regards the publisher. And certain we are, had

we no other voucher than the instinct of our hatred to Procopius, that

his disloyal tales about his great lord and lady are odiously

overcharged, if not uniformly false. Gibbon, however, chooses to gratify

his taste for the luxury of scandal by believing at once in the perfect

malice of the slanderer, and the perfect truth of his slanders.

Here then, in this Procopius, is an instance of the gloomy libeller,

whose very gloom makes affidavit of his foul spirit from the first.

There is also another form, less odious, of the hostile libeller: it

occurs frequently in cases where the writer is not chargeable with

secret malice, but is in a monstrous passion. A shower-bath might be of

service in that case, whereas in the Procopius case nothing but a

copious or a _Pro_copius application of the knout can answer. We, for

instance, have (or had, for perhaps it has been stolen) a biography of

that same Parker, afterwards Bishop of Oxford, with whom Andrew Marvell

'and others who called Milton friend' had such rough-and-tumble feuds

about 1666, and at whose expense it was that Marvell made the whole

nation merry in his 'Rehearsal Transprosed.' This Parker had a 'knack'

at making himself odious; he had a _curiosa felicitas_ in attracting

hatreds, and wherever he lodged for a fortnight he trailed after him a

vast parabolic or hyperbolic tail of enmity and curses, all smoke and

fire and tarnish, which bore the same ratio to his small body of merit

that a comet's tail, measuring billions of miles, does to the little

cometary mass. The rage against him was embittered by politics, and

indeed sometimes by knavish tricks; the first not being always

'confounded,' nor the last 'frustrated.' So that Parker, on the whole,

was a man whom it might be held a duty to hate, and therefore, of

course, to knout as often as you could persuade him to expose a fair

extent of surface for the action of the lash. Many men purchased a knout

for his sake, and took their chance for getting a 'shy' at him, as

Parker might happen to favour their intentions. But one furious

gentleman, who is resolved to 'take his full change' out of Parker, and

therefore to lose no time, commences operations in the very first words

of his biography: 'Parker,' says he, 'the author of ----, was the _spawn_

of Samuel Parker.' His rage will not wait for an opportunity; he throws

off a torrent of fiery sparks in advance, and gives full notice to

Parker that he will run his train right into him, if he can come up with

his rear. This man is not malicious, but truculent; like the elder

Scaliger, of whom it was observed that, having been an officer of

cavalry up to his fortieth year (when he took to learning Greek), he

always fancied himself on horseback, charging, and cutting throats in

the way of professional duty, as often as he found himself summoned to

pursue and 'cut up' some literary delinquent. Fire and fury, 'bubble and

squeak,' is the prevailing character of his critical composition. 'Come,

and let me give thee to the fowls of the air,' is the cry with which the

martial critic salutes the affrighted author. Yet, meantime, it is

impossible that he can entertain any personal malice, for he does not

know the features of the individual enemy whom he is pursuing. But thus

far he agrees with the Procopian order of biographers--that both are

governed, in whatever evil they may utter, by a spirit of animosity: one

by a belligerent spirit which would humble its enemy as an enemy in a

fair pitched battle, the other by a subtle spirit of malice, which would

exterminate its enemy not in that character merely, but as an individual

by poison or by strangling.

Libels, however, may be accredited and published where there is no

particle of enmity or of sudden irritation. Such were the libels of

Plutarch and Dr. Johnson. They are libels prompted by no hostile

feelings at all, but adopted by mere blind spirit of credulity. In this

world of ours, so far as we are acquainted with its doings, there are

precisely four series--four aggregate bodies--of _Lives_, and no more,

which you can call celebrated; which _have_ had, and are likely to have,

an extensive influence--each after its own kind. Which be they? To

arrange them in point of time, first stand Plutarch's lives of eminent

Greeks and Romans; next, the long succession of the French Memoirs,

beginning with Philippe de Commines, in the time of Louis XI. or our

Edward IV., and ending, let us say, with the slight record of himself

(but not without interest) of Louis XVIII.; thirdly, the _Acta

Sanctorum_ of the Bollandists; fourthly, Dr. Johnson's 'Lives of the

Poets.' The third is a biographical record of the Romish saints,

following the order of the martyrology as it is digested through the

Roman calendar of the year; and, as our own 'Biographia Britannica' has

only moved forwards in seventy years to the letter 'H,' or thereabouts

(which may be owing to the dissenting blight of Dr. Kippis), _pari

passu_, the _Acta Sanctorum_ will be found not much farther advanced

than the month of May--a pleasant month certainly, but (as the

_Spectator_ often insinuates) perilous to saintship. Laying this work

out of consideration, as being chiefly employed in eulogy such as

_could_ not be extravagant when applied to the glorious army of martyrs

(although here also, we doubt not, are many libels against men

concerning whom it matters little whether they were libelled or not),

all the rest of the great biographical works are absolutely saturated

with libels. Plutarch may be thought to balance his extravagant slanders

by his impossible eulogies. He sees nothing wonderful in actions that

were far beyond the level of any motives existing under pagan

moralities; and, on the other hand, he traduces great men like Cæsar,

whose natures were beyond his scale of measurement, by tracing their

policy to petty purposes entirely Plutarchian. But he was a Greekling in

a degenerate age of Grecians. As to the French Memoirs, which are often

so exceedingly amusing, they purchase their liveliness by one eternal

sacrifice of plain truth. Their repartees, felicitous _propos_, and

pointed anecdotes are but one rolling fire of falsehoods. And,

generally, it may be laid down as a rule, that all collectors of happy

retorts and striking anecdotes are careless of truth. Louis XIV. _does_

seem to have had a natural gift of making brilliant compliments and

happy impromptus; and yet the very best of his reputed _mots_ were

spurious. Some may be traced to Cicero, Hierocles, Diogenes; and some to

his modern predecessors. That witty remark ascribed to him about the

disposition of Fortune, as being a lady, to withdraw her favours from

old men like himself and the Maréchal Boufflers, was really uttered

nearly two centuries before by the Emperor Charles V., who probably

stole it from some Spanish collection of jests. And so of fifty in every

hundred beside. And the French are not only apt beyond other nations to

abuse the license of stealing from our predecessor _quod licuit

semperque licebit_, but also, in a degree peculiar to themselves, they

have a false de-naturalized taste in the humorous, and as to the limits

of the extravagant. We have formerly illustrated this point, and

especially we noticed it as a case impossible to any nation _but_ the

French to have tolerated the pretended 'absences' of La Fontaine--as,

for instance, his affecting to converse with his own son as an entire

stranger, and asking the lady who had presented him what might be the

name of that amiable young man. The _incredulus odi_ faces one in every

page of a French memoir; veracity is an unknown virtue, and, wherever

that is the taste, look for libels by wholesale. Too often even the

unnatural and the monstrous is courted, rather than miss the object of

arresting and startling. Now, Dr. Johnson's calumnies or romances were

not of that order. He had a healthy spirit of reverence for truth; but

he was credulous to excess, and he was plagued by an infirmity not

uncommon amongst literary men who have no families of young people

growing up around their hearth--the hankering after gossip. He was

curious about the domestic habits of his celebrated countrymen;

inquisitive in a morbid degree about their pecuniary affairs: 'What have

you got in that pocket which bulges out so prominently?' 'What did your

father do with that hundred guineas which he received on Monday from

Jacob Jonson?' And, as his 'swallow' was enormous--as the Doctor would

believe more fables in an hour than an able-bodied liar would invent in

a week--naturally there was no limit to the slanders with which his

'Lives of the Poets' are overrun.

Of the four great biographical works which we have mentioned, we hold

Dr. Johnson's to be by far the best in point of composition. Even

Plutarch, though pardonably overrated in consequence of the great

subjects which he treats (which again are 'great' by benefit of distance

and the vast abstracting process executed by time upon the petty and the

familiar), is loose and rambling in the principles of his _nexus_; and

there lies the great effort for a biographer, there is the strain, and

that is the task--viz., to weld the disconnected facts into one

substance, and by interfusing natural reflections to create for the

motions of his narrative a higher impulse than one merely chronologic.

In this respect, the best of Dr. Johnson's 'Lives' are undoubtedly the

very best which exist. They are the most highly finished amongst all

masterpieces of the biographic art, and, as respects the Doctor

personally, they are, beyond comparison, his best work. It is a great

thing in any one art or function, even though it were not a great one,

to have excelled all the literature of all languages. And if the reader

fancies that there lurks anywhere a collection of lives, or even one

life (though it were the 'Agricola' of Tacitus), which as a work of

refined art and execution can be thought equal to the best of Dr.

Johnson's, we should be grateful to him if he would assign it in a

letter to Mr. Blackwood:

'And though the night be raw,

We'll see it too, the first we ever saw.'

We say nothing of the Calmuck Tartars; they hold (see Bergmann's

'Streifereien') that their 'Dschangariade' is the finest of all epic

poems, past or coming; and, therefore, the Calmuck Lives of the Poets

will naturally be inimitable. But confining our view to the unhappy

literatures of Europe, ancient or modern, this is what we think of Dr.

Johnson's efforts as a biographer. Consequently, we cannot be taxed with

any insensibility to his merit. And as to the critical part of his

Lives, if no thoughtful reader can be expected to abide by his haughty

decisions, yet, on the other hand, every man reads his opinions with

pleasure, from the intellectual activity and the separate justice of the

thoughts which they display. But as to his libellous propensity, that

rests upon independent principles; for all his ability and all his logic

could not elevate his mind above the region of gossip.

Take his 'Life of Savage.' This was the original nest-egg, upon which,

as a basis, and perhaps as the occasional suggestion of such an

enterprise, all the rest--allow us a pompous word--supervened. It was

admirably written, because written _con amore_, and also because written

_con odio_; and under either impulse is it possible to imagine grosser

delusions? Johnson persuaded himself that Savage was a fine gentleman (a

_rôle_ not difficult to support in that age, when ceremony and a

gorgeous _costume_ were amongst the auxiliary distinctions of a

gentleman), and also that he was a man of genius. The first claim was

necessarily taken upon trust by the Doctor's readers; the other might

have been examined; but after a few painful efforts to read 'The

Wanderer' and other insipid trifles, succeeding generations have

resolved to take _that_ upon trust also; for in very truth Savage's

writings are of that order which 'do not let themselves be read.' Why,

then, had publishers bought them? Publishers in those days were mere

tradesmen, without access to liberal society. Even Richardson, though a

man of great genius, in his publisher's character was an obsequious,

nay, servile, admirer of the fine gentleman who wore a sword,

embroidered clothes, and Mechlin ruffles about his wrists; above all

things, he glorified and adored a Lovelace, with a fine person, who sang

gaily to show his carelessness of low people, never came abroad except

in a sedan-chair, and liberally distributed his curses to the right and

the left in all respectable men's shops. This temper, with her usual

sagacity, Lady M. Wortley Montagu could detect in Richardson, and for

this she despised him. But this it was, and some little vision of

possible patronage from Lord Tyrconnel, which had obtained any prices at

all for Savage from such knowing publishers as were then arising; but

generally Savage had relied upon subscriptions, which were still common,

and, in his case, as a man supposed unfortunate, were given purely as

charity. With what astonishment does a literary foreigner of any

judgment find a Savage placed amongst the classics of England! and from

the scale of his life reasonably he must infer that he is ranked amongst

the leaders, whilst the extent in which his works are multiplied would

throw him back upon the truth--that he is utterly unknown to his

countrymen. These, however, were the delusions of good nature. But what

are we to think of Dr. Johnson's abetting that monstrous libel against

Lady Macclesfield? She, unhappily, as a woman banished without hope from

all good society by her early misconduct as a wife (but, let it not be

forgotten, a neglected wife), had nobody to speak a word on her behalf:

all evil was believed of one who had violated her marriage vows. But had

the affair occurred in our days, the public journals would have righted

her. They would have shown the folly of believing a vain, conceited man

like Savage and his nurse, with no vouchers whatever, upon a point where

they had the deepest interest at stake; whilst on the opposite side,

supposing their story true, spoke for them the strongest of all natural

instincts--the pleading of the maternal heart, combated by no

self-interest whatever. Surely if Lady Macclesfield had not been

supported by indignation against an imposture, merely for her own ease

and comfort, she would have pensioned Savage, or have procured him some

place under Government--not difficult in those days for a person with

her connections (however sunk as respected _female_ society) to have

obtained for an only son. In the sternness of her resistance to all

attempts upon her purse we read her sense of the fraud. And, on the

other hand, was the conduct of Savage that of a son? He had no legal

claims upon her, consequently no pretence for molesting her in her

dwelling-house. And would a real son--a great lubberly fellow, well able

to work as a porter or a footman--however wounded at her obstinate

rejection, have been likely, in pursuit of no legal rights, to have

alarmed her by threatening letters and intrusions, for no purpose but

one _confessedly_ of pecuniary extortion? From the very mode of pursuing

his claim it is plain that Savage felt it to be a false one. It seems,

also, to be forgotten by most readers, that at this day real sons--not

denied to be such--are continually banished, nay, ejected forcibly by

policemen, from the paternal roof in requital of just such profligate

conduct as Savage displayed; so that, grant his improbable story, still

he was a disorderly reprobate, who in these days would have been

consigned to the treadmill. But the whole was a hoax.

Savage, however, is but a single case, in relation to which Dr. Johnson

stood in a special position, that diseased his judgment. But look at

Pope's life, at Swift's, at Young's--at all the lives of men

contemporary with himself: they are overrun with defamatory stories, or

traits of that order which would most have stung them, had they returned

to life. But it was an accident most beneficial to Dr. Johnson that

nearly all these men left no near relatives behind to call him to

account. The public were amused, as they always are by exhibitions of

infirmity or folly in one whom otherwise they were compelled to admire;

that was a sort of revenge for them to set off against a painful

perpetuity of homage. Thus far the libels served only as jests, and,

fortunately for Dr. Johnson, there arose no after-reckoning. One period,

in fact, of thirty years had intervened between the last of these men

and the publication of the Lives; it was amongst the latest works of Dr.

Johnson: thus, and because most of them left no descendants, he escaped.

Had the ordinary proportion of these men been married, the result would

have been different; and whatever might have been thought of any

individual case amongst the complaints, most undoubtedly, from the great

number to which the Doctor had exposed himself, amongst which many were

not of a nature to be evaded by any vouchers whatsoever, a fatal effect

would have settled on the Doctor's moral reputation. He would have been

passed down to posterity as a dealer in wholesale scandal, who cared

nothing for the wounded feelings of relatives. It is a trifle after that

to add that he would frequently have been cudgelled.

This public judgment upon Dr. Johnson and these cudgellings would have

been too severe a chastisement for the offences, which, after all,

argued no heavier delinquency than a levity in examining his chance

authorities, and a constitutional credulity. Dr. Johnson's easiness of

faith for the supernatural, the grossness of his superstition in

relation to such miserable impostures as the Cock Lane ghost, and its

scratchings on the wall, flowed from the same source; and his

conversation furnishes many proofs that he had no principle of

resistance in his mind, no reasonable scepticism, when any disparaging

anecdote was told about his nearest friends. Who but he would have

believed the monstrous tale: that Garrick, so used to addressing large

audiences _extempore_, so quick and lively in his apprehensions, had

absolutely been dismissed from a court of justice as an idiot--as a man

incapable of giving the court information even upon a question of his

own profession? As to his credulity with respect to the somewhat

harmless forgeries of Psalmanazer, and with respect to the villainous

imposture of Lander, we imagine that other causes co-operated to those

errors beyond mere facility of assenting. In the latter case we fear

that jealousy of Milton as a scholar, a feeling from which he never

cleansed himself, had been the chief cause of his so readily delivering

himself a dupe to allegations _not_ specious, backed by forgeries that

were anything but ingenious. Dr. Johnson had a narrow escape on that

occasion. Had Dr. Douglas fastened upon him as the collusive abettor of

Lander, as the man whose sanction had ever won even a momentary credit

for the obscure libeller, and as the one beyond all others of the age

whose critical occupation ought most to have secured him against such a

delusion, the character of Johnson would have suffered seriously.

Luckily, Dr. Douglas spared him; and Johnson, seeing the infamy of the

hoax, and the precipice near which he stood, hastened to separate

himself from Lander, and to offer such reparation as he could, by

dictating that unhappy letter of recantation. Lander must have consented

to this step from hopes of patronage; and perhaps the obscure place of

slave-driver in the West Indies, in which he died (after recanting his

recantation), might be the unsatisfactory bait of his needy ambition.

But assuredly Lander could have made out a better case for himself than

that which, under his name, the Doctor addressed to the Bishop; it was a

dark spot in Dr. Johnson's life. A Scotsman, said he, must be a strange

one who would not tell a falsehood in a case where Scotland was

concerned; and we fear that any fable of defamation must have been gross

indeed which Dr. Johnson would not have countenanced against Milton. His

'Life of Milton,' as it now stands, contains some of the grossest

calumnies against that mighty poet which have ever been hazarded; and

some of the deepest misrepresentations are coloured, to the unsuspecting

reader, by an affectation of merriment. But in his 'heart of hearts' Dr.

Johnson detested Milton. Gray, even though, as being little of a meddler

with politics, he furnished no handle to the Doctor for wrath so

unrelenting, was a subject of deep jealousy from his reputed

scholarship. Never did the spite of the Doctor more emblazon itself

than in his review of Gray's lyrical compositions; the very affectation

of prefacing his review by calling the two chief odes 'the wonderful

wonder of wonders' betrays a female spite; and never did the arrogance

of Dr. Johnson's nature flame out so conspicuously as in some of the

phrases used on this occasion. Perhaps it is an instance of

self-inflation absolutely unique where he says, 'My kindness for a man

of letters'; this, it seems, caused him to feel pain at seeing Gray

descending to what he, the Doctor (as a one-sided opinion of his own),

held to be a fantastic foppery. The question we point at is not this

supposed foppery--was it such or not? Milton's having cherished that

'foppery' was a sufficient argument for detesting it. What we fix the

reader's eye upon is, the unparalleled arrogance of applying to Gray

this extreme language of condescending patronage. He really had 'a

kindness' for the little man, and was not ashamed, as some people would

be, to own it; so that it shocked him more than else it would have done,

to see the man disgracing himself in this way.

However, it is probable that all the misstatements of Dr. Johnson, the

invidious impressions, and the ludicrous or injurious anecdotes fastened

_ad libitum_ upon men previously open to particular attacks, never will

be exposed; and for this, amongst other reasons, that sometimes the

facts of the case are irrecoverable, though falsehood may be apparent;

and still more because few men will be disposed to degrade themselves by

assuming a secondary and ministerial office in hanging upon the errors

of any man. Pope was a great favourite with Dr. Johnson, both as an

unreflecting Tory, who travelled the whole road to Jacobitism--thus far

resembling the Doctor himself; secondly, as one who complimented

himself whilst yet a young man, and even whilst wearing a

masque--complimented him under circumstances which make compliments

doubly useful, and make them trebly sincere. If any man, therefore, he

would have treated indulgently Pope: yet his life it is which has mainly

fixed upon Pope that false impression which predominates at this

day--that doubtless intellectually he was a very brilliant little man;

but morally a spiteful, peevish, waspish, narrow-hearted cynic. Whereas

no imputation can be more unfounded. Pope, unless in cases when he had

been maddened by lampoons, was a most benignant creature; and, with the

slightest acknowledgment of his own merit, there never lived a literary

man who was so generously eager to associate others in his own

honours--those even who had no adequate pretensions. If you, reader,

should, like ourselves, have had occasion to investigate Pope's life,

under an intention of recording it more accurately or more

comprehensively than has yet been done, you will feel the truth of what

we are saying. And especially we would recommend to every man, who

wishes to think justly of Pope in this respect, that he should compare

his conduct towards literary competitors with that of Addison. Dr.

Johnson, having partially examined the lives of both, must have been so

far qualified to do justice between them. But justice he has _not_ done;

and to him chiefly we repeat that at this day are owing the false

impressions of Pope's selfish, ungenial, or misanthropic nature; and the

humiliating associations connected with Pope's petty manoeuvring in

trivial domestic affairs, chiefly through Dr. Johnson's means, will

never be obliterated. Let us turn, however, from Dr. Johnson, whom, with

our general respect for his upright nature, it is painful to follow

through circumstances where either jealousy (as sometimes) or credulity

and the love of gossip (as very often) has misled him into gratifying

the taste of the envious at a great sacrifice of dignity to the main

upholders of our literature. These men ought not to have been 'shown up'

for a comic or malicious effect. A nation who value their literature as

we have reason to value ours ought to show their sense of this value by

forgetting the _degrading_ infirmities (not the venial and human

infirmities) of those to whose admirable endowments they owe its

excellence.

Turning away, therefore, from those modes of biography which have

hitherto pursued any vicious extreme, let us now briefly explain our own

ideal of a happier, sounder, and more ennobling biographical art, having

the same general objects as heretofore, but with a more express view to

the benefit of the reader. Looking even at those memoirs which, like

Hayley's of Cowper, have been checked by pathetic circumstances from

fixing any slur or irreverential scandal upon their subject, we still

see a great fault in the mass of biographic records; and what _is_ it?

It is--that, even where no disposition is manifested to copy either the

_éloge_ or the libellous pasquinade, too generally the author appears

_ex officio_ as the constant 'patronus' or legal advocate for the person

recorded. And so he ought, if we understand that sort of advocacy which

in English courts the judge was formerly presumed to exercise on behalf

of the defendant in criminal trials. Before that remarkable change by

which a prisoner was invested with the privilege of employing separate

counsel, the judge was his counsel. The judge took care that no wrong

was done to him; that no false impression was left with the jury; that

the witnesses against him should not be suffered to run on without a

sufficient rigour of cross-examination. But certainly the judge thought

it no part of his duty to make 'the worse appear the better reason'; to

throw dust into the eyes of the jury; or to labour any point of

equivocation for the sake of giving the prisoner an extra chance of

escaping. And, if it is really right that the prisoner, when obviously

guilty, should be aided in evading his probable conviction, then

certainly in past times he had less than justice. For most undoubtedly

no judge would have attempted what we all saw an advocate attempting

about a year ago, that, when every person in court was satisfied of the

prisoner's guilt, from the proof suddenly brought to light of his having

clandestinely left the plate of his murdered victim in a particular

party's safe keeping, at that moment the advocate (though secretly

prostrated by this overwhelming discovery) struggled vainly to fix upon

the honourable witness a foul stigma of self-contradiction and perjury

for the single purpose of turning loose a savage murderer upon society.

If this were not more than justice, then assuredly in all times past the

prisoner had far less. Now, precisely the difference between the

advocacy of the judge, and the advocacy of a special counsel retained by

the prisoner, expresses the difference which we contemplate between the

biographer as he has hitherto protected his hero and that biographer

whom we would substitute. Is he not to show a partiality for his

subject? Doubtless; but hitherto, in those lives which have been

farthest from _éloges_, the author has thought it his duty to uphold the

general system, polity, or principles upon which his subject has acted.

Thus Middleton and all other biographers of Cicero, whilst never

meditating any panegyrical account of that statesman, and oftentimes

regretting his vanity, for instance, have quite as little thought it

allowable to condemn the main political views, theories, and

consequently actions, of Cicero. But why not? Why should a biographer be

fettered in his choice of subjects by any imaginary duty of adopting the

views held by him whose life he records? To make war upon the man, to

quarrel with him in every page, _that_ is quite as little in accordance

with our notions; and we have already explained above our sense of its

hatefulness. For then the question recurs for ever: What necessity

forced you upon a subject whose conduct you thoroughly disapprove? But

let him show the tenderness which is due to a great man even when he

errs. Let him expose the _total_ aberrations of the man, and make this

exposure salutary to the pathetic wisdom of his readers, not alimentary

to their self-conceit, by keeping constantly before their eyes the

excellence and splendour of the man's powers in contrast with his

continued failures. Let him show such patronage to the hero of his

memoir as the English judge showed to the poor prisoner at his bar,

taking care that he should suffer no shadow of injustice from the

witnesses; that the prisoner's own self-defence should in no part be

defeated of its effect by want of proper words or want of proper skill

in pressing the forcible points on the attention of the jury; but

otherwise leaving him to his own real merits in the facts of his case,

and allowing him no relief from the pressure of the hostile evidence but

such as he could find either in counter-evidence or in the intrinsic

weight of his own general character. On the scheme of biography there

would be few persons in any department of life who would be accompanied

to the close by a bowing and obsequious reporter; there would be far

less of uniform approbation presumable in memoirs; but, on the other

hand, there would be exhibited pretty generally a tender spirit of

dealing with human infirmities; a large application of human errors to

the benefit of succeeding generations; and, lastly, there would be an

opening made for the free examination of many lives which are now in a

manner closed against criticism; whilst to each separate life there

would be an access and an invitation laid bare for minds hitherto

feeling themselves excluded from approaching the subject by imperfect

sympathy with the principles and doctrines which those lives were

supposed to illustrate.

But our reformed view of biography would be better explained by a sketch

applied to Cicero's life or to Milton's. In either case we might easily

show, consistently with the exposure of enormous errors, that each was

the wisest man of his own day. And with regard to Cicero in particular,

out of his own letters to Atticus, we might show that every capital

opinion which he held on the politics of Rome in his own day was false,

groundless, contradictory. Yet for all that, we would engage to leave

the reader in a state of far deeper admiration for the man than the

hollow and hypocritical Middleton ever felt himself, or could therefore

have communicated to his readers.

EDITOR'S NOTE.--The reference on p. 122 is to the famous case of

Courvoisier, in 1840, and this fixes 1841 as the date of the essay.

Courvoisier was a valet who murdered and robbed his master, putting

the plate into the care of an old woman, and making it appear a

burglary. He was defended by a barrister named Philips, who

received from the prisoner a confession of his guilt, and

afterwards, in court, took Heaven to witness that he believed him

innocent, though the woman, by accident almost, had been found, and

given evidence. Philips was disbarred.

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