Chapter XX

_Music and Art_

In the middle of the nineteenth century, many an artist whose

canvases found no market in the older cities, found ready bidders

for his brush, to decorate the thirty-foot paddle-boxes of the big

side-wheelers with figures of heroic size; or, with finer touch, to

embellish the cabins of Western steamboats with oil paintings in

every degree of merit and demerit.

The boat carrying my father and his family from Rock Island to

Prescott, upon my first appearance on the Father of Waters, was the

"Minnesota Belle". Her paddle-boxes were decorated with pictures

the same on each side, representing a beautiful girl, modestly and

becomingly clothed, and carrying in her arms a bundle of wheat ten

or twelve feet long, which she apparently had just reaped from some

Minnesota field. In her right hand she carried the reaping-hook with

which it was cut.

All the "Eagles" were adorned with greater than life-size portraits

of that noble bird. Apparently all were drawn from the same model,

whether the boat be a Grey-, Black-, Golden-, War-, or Spread-Eagle.

The "Northern Belle", also had a very good looking young woman

upon her paddle-boxes. Evidently she exhibited herself out of pure

self-satisfaction, for she had no sheaf of wheat, or any other

evidence of occupation. She was pretty, and she knew it.

The "General Brooke" showed the face and bust, in full regimentals,

of the doughty old Virginian for whom it was named.

Later, the "Phil Sheridan" boasted an heroic figure of Little Phil,

riding in a hurry from Winchester to the front, the hoofs of his

charger beating time to the double bass of the guns at Cedar Creek,

twenty miles away.

The "Minnesota" reproduced the coat-of-arms of the state whose

name she bore--the ploughman, the Indian, and the motto "L'étoile

du Nord". But the majority of the side-wheel boats boasted only a

sunburst on the paddle-boxes, outside of which, on the perimeter

of the wheel-house circle, was the legend showing to what line or

company the boat belonged. The sunburst afforded opportunity for the

artist to spread on colors, and usually the effect was pleasing and

harmonious.

It was the inside work wherein the artists in oil showed their skill.

Certainly there were many panels that showed the true artistic

touch. The "Northern Light", I remember, had in her forward cabin

representations of Dayton Bluff, St. Anthony Falls, Lover's Leap,

or Maiden Rock, drawn from nature, for which the artist was said to

have been paid a thousand dollars. They were in truth fine paintings,

being so adjudged by people who claimed to be competent critics. On

the other hand there were hundreds of panels--thousands, perhaps, in

the myriad of boats that first and last plied on the river--that were

the veriest daubs. These were the handiwork of the house painters who

thought they had a talent for higher things, and who had been given

free hand in the cabin to put their ambitions on record.

There was one case, however, which appealed to the humorous side of

every one who was fortunate enough to see it. It was not intended

that it should strike just this note. The artist who put it on

the broad panel over the office window of the little stern-wheel

"dinkey" from the Wabash, intended to convey a solemn note of warning

to all who might look upon it to flee temptation. As the painting

very nearly faced the bar, it required no very great stretch of

imagination to read into the picture the warning to beware of the

tempter, strong drink, particularly the brand served out on a Hoosier

packet hailing from the Wabash.

In the centre was a vividly-green apple tree, bearing big red fruit.

Our beloved Mother Eve, attired in a white cotton skirt that extended

from waist to knee, was delicately holding a red scarf over her left

shoulder and bosom. Confronting her was a wofully weak-minded Adam,

dressed in the conventional habit of a wealthy first century Hebrew.

The Satanic snake, wearing a knowing grin on his face, balanced

himself on the tip of his tail.

Thirty years or more after the little boat from the Wabash

introduced this artistic gem to travellers on the upper river, I

saw a copper-plate engraving two centuries old, from which the

Hoosier artist had painted his panel. It was all there, except the

colors--the tree, the apples, Eve in her scarf and skirt, Adam as a

respectable Hebrew gentleman, and Satan balanced on the turn of his

tail and leering with a devilish grin at the young woman who wanted

to know it all, and at the lily-livered Adam who then and there

surrendered his captaincy and has been running as mate ever since.

In the flush times on the river all sorts of inducements were offered

passengers to board the several boats for the up-river voyage. First

of all, perhaps, the speed of the boat was dwelt upon. It was always

past my comprehension why any one who paid one fare for the trip,

including board and lodging as long as he should be on the boat, and

who had three good, if not "elegant", meals served each day without

extra charge, should have been in such a hurry to get past the most

beautiful scenery to be found anywhere under the sun. I would like

nothing better than to take passage on the veriest plug that ever

made three miles an hour, and having full passage paid, dawdle along

for a week, and thus be enabled to enjoy in a leisurely manner, all

the beauties of river, bluff, and island.

After speed came elegance--"fast and elegant steamer"--was a favorite

phrase in the advertisement. An opportunity to study Eve and her

apple, instead of the wealth of beauty which the Almighty has strewn

broadcast over the Mississippi Valley, was an inducement carrying

weight with some. It was a matter of taste.

After elegance came music, and this spoke for itself. The styles

affected by river steamers ranged from a calliope on the roof to

a stringed orchestra in the cabin. My recollection is, that most

of us thought the name "calliope" was derived from some mechanical

appliance in connection with music, with which we were as yet

unfamiliar, the fame of Jupiter's daughter not yet having extended to

the headwaters of the Mississippi. The question as to what relation

this barbaric collection of steam whistles bears to the epic muse,

that it should have appropriated her name, is still an open question.

The "Excelsior", Captain Ward, was the first to introduce the "steam

piano" to a long-suffering passenger list. Plenty of people took

passage on the "Excelsior" in order to hear the calliope perform;

many of them, long before they reached St. Paul, wished they had not

come aboard, particularly if they were light sleepers. The river men

did not mind it much, as they were used to noises of all kinds, and

when they "turned in" made a business of sleeping. It was different

with most passengers, and a steam piano solo at three o'clock in

the morning was a little too much music for the money. After its

introduction on the "Excelsior", several other boats armed themselves

with this persuader of custom; but as none of them ever caught the

same passenger the second time, the machine went out of fashion.

Other boats tried brass bands; but while these attracted some custom

they were expensive, and came to be dropped as unprofitable.

The cabin orchestra was the cheapest and most enduring, as well as

the most popular drawing card. A band of six or eight colored men

who could play the violin, banjo, and guitar, and in addition sing

well, was always a good investment. These men were paid to do the

work of waiters, barbers, and baggagemen, and in addition were given

the privilege of passing the hat occasionally, and keeping all they

caught. They made good wages by this combination, and it also pleased

the passengers, who had no suspicion that the entire orchestra was

hired with the understanding that they were to play as ordered by

the captain or chief clerk, and that it was a strictly business

engagement. They also played for dances in the cabin, and at landings

sat on the guards and played to attract custom. It soon became

advertised abroad which boats carried the best orchestras, and such

lost nothing in the way of patronage.

Some of the older generation yet living, may have heard Ned Kendall

play the cornet. If not, they may have heard of him, for his fame

was at this time world-wide, as the greatest of all masters on his

favorite instrument. Like many another genius, strong drink mastered

him, and instead of holding vast audiences spell-bound in Eastern

theatres, as he had done, he sold his art to influence custom on an

Alton Line boat. It was my good fortune to have heard him two or

three times, and his music appeals to me yet, through all the years

that lie between. The witchery and the pathos of "Home, Sweet Home",

"Annie Laurie", the "White Squall", and selections from operas of

which I had then never even heard the names, cast such a spell that

the boat on which he travelled was crowded every trip. Pity 'tis

that one so gifted should fall into a slavery from which there was

no redemption. He died in St. Louis, poor and neglected, a wreck

infinitely more pitiable than that of the finest steamboat ever cast

away on the Great River.

One of the boats on which I served employed a sextet of negro

firemen, whose duty, in addition to firing, was to sing to attract

custom at the landings. This was not only a unique performance,

but it was likewise good music--that is, good of its kind. There

was nothing classic about it, but it was naturally artistic. They

sang plantation melodies--real negro melodies; not the witless and

unmusical inanities which under the name of "coon songs" pass with

the present generation for negro minstrelsy. Of course these darkies

were picked for their musical ability, and were paid extra wages for

singing.

The leader, Sam Marshall, received more than the others, because he

was an artist. This term does not do him justice. In addition to a

voice of rare sweetness and power, Sam was a born _improvisatore_.

It was his part of the entertainment to stand on the capstan-head,

with his chorus gathered about him, as the boat neared the landing.

If at night, the torch fed with fatwood and resin threw a red glow

upon his shining black face, as he lifted up his strong, melodious

voice, and lined out his improvised songs, which recited the speed

and elegance of this particular boat, the suavity and skill of its

captain, the dexterity of its pilots, the manfulness of its mate, and

the loveliness of Chloe, its black chambermaid. This latter reference

always "brought down the house", as Chloe usually placed herself in a

conspicuous place on the guards to hear the music, and incidentally

the flatteries of her coal-black lover. As each line was sung by the

leader the chorus would take up the refrain:

De Captain stands on de upper deck;

(Ah ha-a-a-ah! Oh ho-o-o-o-ho!)

You nebber see 'nudder such gentlehem, _I_ 'spec;

(Ah ha-a-a-ah, Oh ho-o-o-ho.)

and then would follow, as an interlude, the refrain of some old

plantation melody in the same key and meter, the six darkies singing

their parts in perfect time and accord, and with a melody that cannot

be bettered in all the world of music.

De pilot he twisses he big roun' wheel;

(Ah ha-a-a-ah, Oh ho-o-o-oh.)

He sings, and he whissels, and he dance Virginia reel,

(Ah ha-a-a-ah, Oh ho-o-o-ho),--

an undoubted reference to Tom Cushing, who, before his promotion to

the pilot house was said to have been a tenor in grand opera in New

York. He was a beautiful singer at any rate; could whistle like a New

York newsboy, and dance like a coryphée. The "Old Man" would have

been willing to take his oath that Cushing could and did do all three

at the same time, in the most untimely hours of the morning watch, at

the same time steering his steamboat in the most approved fashion.

The next stanza was:

"'Gineer in the engin' room listenn' fo' de bell;

He boun' to beat dat oder boat or bus' 'em up to--_heb'n_,"

was accepted as a distinct reference to Billy Hamilton, as the manner

of stating his intention to win out in a race was peculiar to the

junior engineer, and the proposition was accepted without debate.

"De Debbel he come in the middle of de night;

Sam, dere, he scairt so he tuhn _mos'_ white--Jes like dat

white man out dere on de lebbee",

pointing at some one whom he deemed it safe to poke fun at, and of

course raising a laugh at the expense of the individual so honored.

"Des _look_ at dem white fokses standin' on de sho';

Dey la-a-aff, and dey la-a-aff, till dey cain't laff no

mo'--ha-ha-ha-ha-ha",

and Sam would throw back his head and laugh a regular contagion into

the whole crowd--on the boat and "on de sho", opening a mouth which

one of the darkies asserted was "de biggest mouf dis nigger ebber saw

on any human bein' 'cept a aligator"; or, as the mate expressed it:

"It was like the opening of navigation."

"Dish yer nigger he fire at the middle do';

Shake 'em up libely for to make de boat go",

was a somewhat ornate description of Mr. Marshall's own duties on

board the boat. As a matter of fact he did very little firing,

personally, although when a race was on he could shovel coal or pitch

four-foot wood into the middle door with the best of them, at the

same time, singing at the top of his voice. Upon ordinary occasions

he let the other darkies pitch the cord wood while he exercised a

general supervision over them, as became an acknowledged leader.

To hear these darkies sing the real slave music, which was older than

the singers, older than the plantation, as old as Africa itself,

wherein the ancestors of some of them at least, might have been kings

and princes as well as freemen, was better than the fo'c'sle comedies

enacted for the amusement of the passengers. These minor chords

carried a strain of heartbreak, as in the lines:

"De night is dark, de day is long

And we are far fum home,

Weep, my brudders, weep!"

And the closing lines:

"De night is past, de long day done,

An' we are going home,

Shout, my brudders, shout!"

were a prophecy of that day of freedom and rest, after centuries of

toil and bondage, the dawn of which was even then discernible to

those who, like Abraham Lincoln, were wise to read in the political

heavens the signs of its coming.

[Illustration: STEAMER "KEY CITY," 1857; 560 tons.]

[Illustration: STEAMER "NORTHERN LIGHT," 1806; 740 tons.]

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