BY SOL SMITH

Does any one remember the _Caravan_? She was what would now be

considered a slow boat--_then_ (1827) she was regularly advertised as

the "fast running," etc. Her regular trips from New Orleans to Natchez

were usually made in from six to eight days; a trip made by her in five

days was considered remarkable. A voyage from New Orleans to Vicksburg

and back, including stoppages, generally entitled the officers and crew

to a month's wages. Whether the _Caravan_ ever achieved the feat of a

voyage to the Falls (Louisville) I have never learned; if she did, she

must have "had a _time_ of it!"

It was my fate to take passage in this boat. The Captain was a

good-natured, easy-going man, careful of the comfort of his passengers,

and exceedingly fond of the _game of brag_. We had been out a little

more than five days, and we were in hopes of seeing the bluffs of

Natchez on the next day. Our wood was getting low, and night coming on.

The pilot on duty _above_ (the other pilot held three aces at the time,

and was just calling out the Captain, who "went it strong" on three

kings) sent down word that the mate had reported the stock of wood

reduced to half a cord. The worthy Captain excused himself to the pilot

whose watch was _below_ and the two passengers who made up the party,

and hurried to the deck, where he soon discovered by the landmarks that

we were about half a mile from a woodyard, which he said was situated

"right round yonder point." "But," muttered the Captain, "I don't much

like to take wood of the yellow-faced old scoundrel who owns it--he

always charges a quarter of a dollar more than any one else; however,

there's no other chance." The boat was pushed to her utmost, and in a

little less than an hour, when our fuel was about giving out, we made

the point, and our cables were out and fastened to trees alongside of a

good-sized wood pile.

"Hallo, Colonel! How d'ye sell your wood _this_ time?"

A yellow-faced old gentleman, with a two-weeks' beard, strings over his

shoulders holding up to his armpits a pair of copperas-colored

linsey-woolsey pants, the legs of which reached a very little below the

knee; shoes without stockings; a faded, broad-brimmed hat, which had

once been black, and a pipe in his mouth--casting a glance at the empty

guards of our boat and uttering a grunt as he rose from fastening our

"spring line," answered:

"Why, Capting, we must charge you _three and a quarter_ THIS _time_."

"The d--l!" replied the Captain--(captains did swear a little in those

days); "what's the odd _quarter_ for, I should like to know? You only

charged me _three_ as I went down."

"Why, Captaing," drawled out the wood merchant, with a sort of leer on

his yellow countenance, which clearly indicated that his wood was as

good as sold, "wood's riz since you went down two weeks ago; besides,

you are awar that you very seldom stop going _down_--when you're going

_up_ you're sometimes obleeged to give me a call, becaze the current's

aginst you, and there's no other woodyard for nine miles ahead; and if

you happen to be nearly out of fooel, why--"

"Well, well," interrupted the Captain, "we'll take a few cords, under

the circumstances," and he returned to his game of brag.

In about half an hour we felt the _Caravan_ commence paddling again.

Supper was over, and I retired to my upper berth, situated alongside and

overlooking the brag-table, where the Captain was deeply engaged, having

now the _other_ pilot as his principal opponent. We jogged on

quietly--and seemed to be going at a good rate.

"How does that wood burn?" inquired the Captain of the mate, who was

looking on at the game.

"'Tisn't of much account, I reckon," answered the mate; "it's

cottonwood, and most of it green at that."

"Well Thompson--(Three aces again, stranger--I'll take that X and the

small change, if you please. It's your deal)--Thompson, I say, we'd

better take three or four cords at the next woodyard--it can't be more

than six miles from here--(Two aces and a bragger, with the age! Hand

over those V's)."

The game went on, and the paddles kept moving. At eleven o'clock it was

reported to the Captain that we were nearing the woodyard, the light

being distinctly seen by the pilot on duty.

"Head her in shore, then, and take in six cords if it's good--see to

it, Thompson; I can't very well leave the game now--it's getting right

warm! This pilot's beating us all to smash."

The wooding completed, we paddled on again. The Captain seemed somewhat

vexed when the mate informed him that the price was the same as at the

last woodyard--_three and a quarter_; but soon again became interested

in the game.

From my upper berth (there were no state-rooms _then_) I could observe

the movements of the players. All the contention appeared to be between

the Captain and the pilots (the latter personages took it turn and turn

about, steering and playing brag), _one_ of them almost invariably

winning, while the two passengers merely went through the ceremony of

dealing, cutting, and paying up their "anties." They were anxious to

_learn the game_--and they _did_ learn it! Once in a while, indeed,

seeing they had two aces and a bragger, they would venture a bet of five

or ten dollars, but they were always compelled to back out before the

tremendous bragging of the Captain or pilot--or if they did venture to

"call out" on "two bullits and a bragger," they had the mortification to

find one of the officers had the same kind of a hand, and were _more

venerable_! Still, with all these disadvantages, they continued

playing--they wanted to learn the game.

At two o'clock the Captain asked the mate how we were getting on.

"Oh, pretty glibly, sir," replied the mate; "we can scarcely tell what

headway we _are_ making, for we are obliged to keep the middle of the

river, and there is the shadow of a fog rising. This wood seems rather

better than that we took in at Yellow-Face's, but we're nearly out

again, and must be looking out for more. I saw a light just ahead on

the right--shall we hail?"

"Yes, yes," replied the Captain; "ring the bell and ask 'em what's the

price of wood up here, (I've got you again; here's double kings.)"

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