THE SUN

This glorious orb may be seen almost any clear day, by looking intently

in its direction, through a piece of smoked glass. Through this medium

it appears about the size of a large orange, and of much the same color.

It is, however, somewhat larger, being in fact 887,000 miles in

diameter, and containing a volume of matter equal to fourteen hundred

thousand globes of the size of the Earth, which is certainly a matter of

no small importance. Through the telescope it appears like an enormous

globe of fire, with many spots upon its surface, which, unlike those of

the leopard, are continually changing. These spots were first discovered

by a gentleman named Galileo, in the year 1611. Though the Sun is

usually termed and considered the luminary of day, it may not be

uninteresting to our readers to know that it certainly has been seen in

the night. A scientific friend of ours from New England (Mr. R.W.

Emerson) while traveling through the northern part of Norway, with a

cargo of tinware, on the 21st of June, 1836, distinctly saw the Sun in

all its majesty, shining at midnight!--in fact, shining _all_ night!

Emerson is not what you would call a superstitious man, by any

means--but, he left! Since that time many persons have observed its

nocturnal appearance in that part of the country, at the same time of

the year. This phenomenon has never been witnessed in the latitude of

San Diego, however, and it is very improbable that it ever will be.

Sacred history informs us that a distinguished military man, named

Joshua, once caused the Sun to "stand still"; how he did it, is not

mentioned. There can, of course, be no doubt of the fact, that he

arrested its progress, and possibly caused it to "stand _still_";--but

translators are not always perfectly accurate, and we are inclined to

the opinion that it might have wiggled a very little, when Joshua was

not looking directly at it. The statement, however, does not appear so

very incredible, when we reflect that seafaring men are in the habit of

actually _bringing the Sun down_ to the horizon every day at 12

Meridian. This they effect by means of a tool made of brass, glass, and

silver, called a sextant. The composition of the Sun has long been a

matter of dispute.

By close and accurate observation with an excellent opera-glass we have

arrived at the conclusion that its entire surface is covered with water

to a very great depth; which water, being composed by a process known at

present only to the Creator of the Universe and Mr. Paine, of Worcester,

Massachusetts, generates carburetted hydrogen gas, which, being

inflamed, surrounds the entire body with an ocean of fire, from which

we, and the other planets, receive our light and heat. The spots upon

its surface are glimpses of water, obtained through the fire; and we

call the attention of our old friend and former schoolmate, Mr. Agassiz,

to this fact; as by closely observing one of these spots with a strong

refracting telescope he may discover a new species of fish, with little

fishes inside of them. It is possible that the Sun may burn out after a

while, which would leave this world in a state of darkness quite

uncomfortable to contemplate; but even under these circumstances it is

pleasant to reflect that courting and love-making would probably

increase to an indefinite extent, and that many persons would make large

fortunes by the sudden rise in value of coal, wood, candles, and gas,

which would go to illustrate the truth of the old proverb, "It's an ill

wind that blows nobody any good."

Upon the whole, the Sun is a glorious creation; pleasing to gaze upon

(through smoked glass), elevating to think upon, and exceedingly

comfortable to every created being on a cold day; it is the largest, the

brightest, and may be considered by far the most magnificent object in

the celestial sphere; though with all these attributes it must be

confessed that it is occasionally entirely eclipsed by the moon.

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