The Elusive Kate Ferris

The mysterious Kate Ferris, who kept Priscilla on the verge of nervous

prostration for a whole semester, entered upon her college career in an

entirely unpremeditated and impromptu manner. It began one day away back

in November. Georgie Merriles and Patty had just strolled home from the

athletic field, where they had been witnessing the start of a

paper-chase cross country, in which Priscilla was impersonating a fox.

As they entered the study, Georgie stopped to examine some loose sheets

of paper which were impaled upon the door.

"What's this, Patty?"

"Oh, that's the registration-list for the German Club. Priscilla's

secretary, you know, and every one who wants to join comes here. The

study has been so full of freshmen all the time that I told her to hang

it on the door and let them join outside; it works beautifully." Patty

turned the leaves and ran her eyes down the list of sprawling

signatures. "It's a popular organization, isn't it? The freshmen are

simply scrambling to get in."

"They're trying to show Fräulein Scherin how much interest they take in

the subject," Georgie laughed.

Patty picked up the pencil. "Would you like to join? I know Priscilla

would be gratified."

"No, thank you; I pay club dues enough already."

"I'm afraid I'm not exactly eligible myself, as I don't know any German.

It's such a beautifully sharp pencil, though, that I hate not to write

with it." Patty poised the pencil a moment, and abstractedly traced the

name "Kate Ferris."

Georgie laughed. "If there should happen to be a Kate Ferris in college,

she would be surprised to find herself a member of the German Club,"

and the incident was forgotten.

A few days later the two came in from class, to find Priscilla and the

president of the German Club sitting on the divan with their heads

together, frantically turning the leaves of the catalogue.

"She isn't a sophomore," the president announced. "She _must_ be a

freshman, Priscilla. Look again."

"I've gone over this list three times, and there isn't a single Ferris

down."

Georgie and Patty exchanged glances and inquired the trouble.

"A girl named Kate Ferris has registered for the German Club, and we've

gone through all the classes, and there simply isn't any such girl in

college."

"Possibly a special," Patty suggested.

"Of course! Why didn't we think of that?" And Priscilla turned to the

list of special students. "No; she isn't here."

"Let me look"; and Patty ran her eyes down the column. "You've mistaken

the name," she remarked, handing the book back with a shrug.

Priscilla produced the registration-list, and triumphantly exhibited an

unmistakable Kate Ferris.

"They forgot to put her in the catalogue."

"I never knew them to make such a mistake before," said the president,

dubiously. "I don't believe we'd better put her in the roll-book till we

find out who she is."

"Then you'll hurt her feelings," said Georgie. "Freshmen are terribly

sensitive about being slighted."

"Oh, very well; it doesn't matter." And Kate Ferris was accordingly

enrolled in the club records.

Several weeks later Priscilla was engaged in laboriously turning the

minutes of the last meeting into grammatical German, and as she closed

the dictionary and grammar with a sigh of relief, she remarked to Patty:

"Do you know, it's very queer about that Kate Ferris. She hasn't paid

her dues, and, as far as I can make out, she hasn't attended a single

meeting. Wouldn't you take her name off the roll? I don't believe she's

in college any more."

"You might as well," said Patty, and she listlessly watched Priscilla as

she scratched out the name with a penknife. Patty never made the mistake

of over-acting.

The next morning, as Priscilla came in from a class, she found a note on

her door-block, written in the perpendicular characters of Kate Ferris.

It ran:

DEAR MISS POND: I came to pay my German Club dues,

and as you are not in, I have left the money on

the bookcase. Am sorry to have missed so many

meetings, but have not been able to attend classes

lately. KATE FERRIS.

Priscilla exhibited the note to the president as a tangible proof that

Kate Ferris still existed, and reinscribed the name in the roll-book.

A few weeks later she found a second note on her door-block:

DEAR MISS POND: As I am very busy with my class

work, I find that I have not time to attend the

German Club meetings, and so have decided to

resign. I left my letter of resignation on the

bookcase.

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