OF MARGARINE: _C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre._

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[Illustration: _Friend_ (_to animal painter_). "I SAY, OLD CHAP, YOU

LOOK A BIT OFF COLOUR TO-DAY."

_Artist_. "YES, I AM. I CAN'T DO A STROKE OF WORK."

_Friend_. "ONE OF YOUR MEATLESS DAYS, IN FACT."]

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