DIPLOMATIC NOTES.

The Latin-American situation remains obscure. According to advices

from Archangel, Paraguay intends to act, though curiously enough a

strange cloud of silence hangs over recent (and coming) events in

Ecuador. Bolivia has decided to construct a fleet, despite the fact

that the absence of a seaboard is being made a reason for sinister

opposition in pro-German circles. Patagonia has mobilised both her

soldiers, but her gun is still under repair.

Panagua has declared war on Germany. It is hard to over-estimate the

value of this new adhesion to the Allied cause. The standing army is

well over six hundred strong, and there is a small but modern fleet,

consisting of two revenue cutters, one super skiff, eight canoes

(mounted with two pairs of six-inch oars) and one raft (Benamuckee

class). The President, in a moving address to the Panaguan Senate,

declared, "The world is watching Panagua; it does not watch in vain."

Señora Hysterica, the first woman senator, cast the only vote against

war. "I cannot," she sobbed.

Things are moving in Mexico. General CARRANZA has summoned a

mass-meeting of ex-Presidents to consider the situation, and a

counter-demonstration by the Brigands' Trade Union Congress is feared.

Even as far north as Greenland the repercussion may be felt. Here,

owing to the new régime of blubber-cards, Eskimo opinion is in a

very nervous state. Indeed, according to an inspired semi-official

utterance by Prince Bowo, the Siamese Deputy Vice-Consul at Fez, it

is not too much to say that almost anything may, or may not, happen in

this Arctic quarter.

The outlook in Palestine is dark. Strict-silence is enforced in all

public places, and even whispering is forbidden at street corners.

More than two-thirds of the population are spies. Relatives are

only allowed to speak to each other if granted a special licence

or talking-ticket by the Sheikh-ul-Islam, though there is a special

dispensation for mothers-in-law. The reported mobilization of eighty

goats on Mount Tabor shows pretty clearly which way the wind is

blowing; whilst it is persistently rumoured in Joppa that five camels

were seen passing through Jerusalem yesterday. Suspicious dredging

operations in the Dead Sea are also reported by a Berne correspondent.

The future is big with presage.

All eyes are fixed on the two great African Powers which still stand

aside from the maelström of war. The position in Ethiopia is, to say

the least of it, tendentious, and at any moment the natives may change

their skin. The coronation of the new Empress of Abyssinia is being

followed as usual by the great Feast of the Blue Umbrella, at which

an important pronouncement is, I learn, to be made. I hear, moreover

(from a private source in Trondhjem, _viâ_ Mecca and Amsterdam), that

Wady-ul-Dzjinn, the new Premier, and a staunch pro-Ally, is expected

to speak with no uncertain voice. Unfortunately serious liquorice

riots have broken out in the capital, and these are being cunningly

used by German agents to turn popular discontent against the Allies.

Fräulein von Schlimm, a niece by marriage of the acting Montenegrin

Envoy, is accused of purposely hoarding five hundred sticks of

"Spanish" so as to aggravate the crisis. The usually reliable

correspondent of _The Salt Lake City Morning Pioneer_ telegraphs

(_viâ_ Tomsk) that she only escaped lynching by distributing her

treasure to the mob.

In a similar way economic issues are determining the attitude

of Thibet. Prices in Lhassa are rising fabulously. The new Food

Controller is endeavouring to grapple with the situation, and the yak

ration has again been reduced. It behoves British diplomacy to see

that the ensuing discontent is not turned into Germanophil currents.

Where is our Foreign Office? What is being done? We are in the third

year of the War and yet, while the German Minister is distributing

free arrowroot to the populace, Whitehall slumbers on. It may be

nothing to our mandarins that a full platoon was added to the Thibetan

field-strength only last week, and that the Government dinghy is

already watertight.

_Later_. Paraguay's attitude is now defined as one of Stark

Neutrality. Patagonia has increased her army by fifty per cent. The

new recruit promises to make an excellent fighting unit.

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