PART I.—STORIES OF HISTORICAL SCENES AND EVENTS.

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THOSE OTHER ANIMALS.

BY

G. A. HENTY.

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TO THE READER.

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MAN, being essentially a creature of habit, has come to look upon what

he is pleased to consider as the inferior creation from one point of

view only, and that in most cases the narrow and selfish one of his own

interests; thus his views are frequently lamentably prejudiced and

erroneous. The natural result has been that, while we condone the

failings of those creatures we make useful to us, we ignore the virtues

of other and much more estimable ones. Thus, we admire the Bee because

we benefit by his labours, while we have not a good word to say for the

Wasp, who is, in point alike of industry and intelligence, the Bee’s

superior.

An attempt has been here made to view some of the animal creation from a

broader point of view, and to endeavour to do justice to those whose

good points have been hitherto persistently ignored, and to take down

others from the pedestal upon which they have been placed, as it would

seem, unfairly and unreasonably. If some of the conclusions at which we

have arrived are not in accordance with those propounded by men of

science, we can only say that we are sorry for the men of science.

It has only to be added that some of these essays were first presented

to the world in the columns of the _Evening Standard_.

G. A. H.

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CONTENTS.

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THE ELEPHANT 1

THE CROCODILE 7

THE CAMEL 13

THE DONKEY 19

THE DRAGON 25

THE TORTOISE AND TURTLE 30

THE SHARK 36

THE SNAKE 41

FROGS 47

DADDY LONG-LEGS 54

THE APHIS 59

GEESE 65

SLUGS 72

THE PIG 78

CATERPILLARS 84

THE DOMESTIC FOWL 90

THE SPARROW 96

FLIES 101

THE PARROT 107

THE COCKROACH 113

MICE 118

CATS 124

THE LADYBIRD 130

THE DOG 136

SHEEP 143

THE BEE AND THE WASP 150

THE BEAR 156

THE SPIDER 162

THE GNAT 167

THE ANT 173

THE BEAVER 179

THE SQUIRREL 184

THE FLEA 189

THE MOSQUITO 195

THE COW 200

THE OCTOPUS AND CUTTLE 206

FISH

THE BACILLUS 212

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THOSE OTHER ANIMALS.

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THE ELEPHANT.

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IT must be admitted that it is hard upon the citizens of the United

States that the elephant is not found in the Western Continent. The

Americans have an especial fondness for big things. They are proud that

they possess the biggest Continent, the largest rivers, the longest

railways, the loftiest trees, the most monster hotels, and the tallest

stories of any people in the world. It is, then, extremely hard upon

them that they have not also the biggest quadrupeds. Two good-sized

quadrupeds, indeed, they had—the bison and the moose—but they are fast

disappearing. As they were not the very biggest, the citizens of the

States had no interest in preserving them. Had the elephant been there,

he would, doubtless, have been religiously protected as a subject of

national glorification. The elephant is not thought so much of in the

countries where he resides. In India he has been utilised, but in Africa

is prized only for his flesh and his tusks. He is considered to be a

highly intelligent animal, and in books for children is generally spoken

of as the sagacious elephant; but in proportion to his size he is rather

a poor creature in the way of intelligence, and the brain of the ant,

tiny as it is, contains more real thinking power than the skull of the

elephant.

It can hardly be doubted that he owes much of the respect in which he is

held by man to the peculiar formation of his proboscis. A large nose is

generally considered as a sign of ability in man, but even the largest

human nose is, since the change of fashion abolished its usefulness as a

snuff-box, incapable of any other function than that of an organ of

smell, and as a convenient support for a pair of spectacles. It is

practically fixed and immovable, at least for all purposes save that of

expressing the emotions of scorn and disdain. Man has, then, never

recovered from the astonishment and admiration experienced by the first

discoverer of the elephant at finding a beast capable of using his nose

as a hand—of conveying his food to his mouth with it, and of utilising

it in all the various work of life. This peculiarity has been more than

sufficient to counterbalance the many obvious defects in the appearance

of the elephant—his little pig-like eyes, his great flat ears, his short

and stumpy tail, and the general hairless condition of his leathern

skin. Then, too, mankind, even in the present day of advanced education,

are worshippers of brute strength, as is evidenced by the attraction of

the feats performed by strong men; and the elephant possesses enormous

strength. This, however, is positive rather than relative, for he is a

poor creature indeed in comparison with the flea, or even with the

beetle, both of which can move weights enormously exceeding their own.

Even the donkey could, bulk for bulk, give the elephant points.

The elephant is but a chicken-hearted beast. In spite of his size and

strength he is easily scared, and a hare starting up at his feet has

been frequently known to have excited in him an uncontrollable panic.

Now and then one can be trained to await quietly the charge of an angry

tiger; but this is rather because of the confidence that the animal

feels in the shooting of the men he carries than in his own powers, and

after having been once mauled he can seldom be induced to repeat the

experiment. Naturally, the elephant is timid in the extreme; the

slightest noise startles him, and, except in the case of a solitary bull

rendered morose by being driven from the herd by younger rivals, he will

seldom unless wounded face man. He is, like most animals, capable of

being taught something; but when it is considered that he lives a

hundred years, while the dog lives but ten or twelve, he would be stupid

indeed if he did not in all that time come to some understanding as to

what was required of him; but even at his best, a well-trained dog is a

vastly more intelligent animal. This, indeed, might only be expected,

for the elephant’s brain is smaller in proportion to its bulk than is

that of almost any other creature, being little larger than that of man;

and while the brain in man is of about one-twenty-fifth of the size of

the body, that of the elephant is but one-five-hundredth part. We

should, therefore, pity rather than blame the creature for the smallness

of his capacity. It may be said that Baron Cuvier, who made the habits

of the elephant a subject of attentive study, came to the conclusion

that at the best he was no more intelligent than a dog.

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The elephant should have been admired by Dr. Johnson on the ground that

he is a good hater. Although his brain is not capable of holding many

ideas, his memory of an injury is particularly retentive, and if he has

to wait for years, he will get even at last with any one who has played

him a trick. In old times the elephant was trained to war. Gunpowder had

not been invented, and the elephant was therefore practically

invulnerable; but even then his utility was problematical, and if

pricked by an arrow or javelin, he was as likely as not to turn tail,

and to spread confusion and death in the ranks of the troops that

marched behind him. His courage, in fact, is beyond all comparison less

than that of the horse, who seems to enjoy the clamour of battle, and

will carry his rider unflinchingly through the heaviest fire. As a beast

of burden the elephant has his uses, and in countries impassable to

wheeled vehicles he is very valuable, especially in the carriage of

pieces of artillery that could not be transported by any other available

means. Upon a level road, however, he possesses no advantage whatever

over smaller animals, which will not only drag larger weights in

proportion to the food they consume, but will do so at much greater

speed.

The elephant, in fact, appears to have been built up with a single eye

to his own advantages, and altogether without reference to the use he

might be to man. He is admirably fitted for sustaining the struggle for

existence. The mechanism of his feet is such as to sustain to a nicety

his enormous weight. His thick skin enables him to push his way through

the thickest and thorniest jungles with impunity, and his flat ears

closely set to his head also facilitate his passage. The great strength

and pliability of his prehensile trunk, with its finger-like

termination, enables him either to break off the massive limb of a tree

or to pick up the smallest tuft of herbage. By its power of suction he

can pour volumes of water down his throat, or cool himself by spurting

it over his coat of mail. In his natural state, before man appeared upon

the scene, he had few enemies, and it was therefore unnecessary to

cultivate the attribute of courage. His bulk imposed upon smaller though

fiercer creatures, and his thickness of skin protected him from their

assaults. As for intelligence, he needed but a small degree of it,—his

food lay everywhere within his reach, and he had no occasion for either

craft or speed in obtaining it. He was a huge perambulating machine for

the conversion of vegetable matter into flesh, and as such he performed

his functions admirably, and had no occasion to look further. In his

progress, in fact, from the germ up to the elephant he steadily devoted

himself to purely selfish ends. Courage was unnecessary, because he

intended to be so large and so armour-clad that none would assault him,

while, as he had no relish for flesh, he had no need for courage to

assault or for speed to pursue others. It was useless to be intelligent,

since for him there was no occasion either to hide or to seek. He had

but to stretch out his trunk to procure abundant sustenance, and more

brain than was needed for this would be but lumber. His digestive

organs, on the other hand, were to be upon the largest scale, so as to

permit him to enjoy the pleasure of constant and prodigious feeding.

These points must have been steadily kept in view during the whole

upward progress of the creature, and it is but due to it to say that

they were crowned by perfect success. The elephant was a world to

himself—not a very lovable, or intelligent, or courageous one, but

sufficient in all respects for his own wants and desires; and it would

be hard to blame him because he has not devoted himself to the

cultivation of qualities that, although admirable in our eyes, would

have been wholly useless to him in the career that he had marked out for

himself.

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THE CROCODILE.

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THE crocodile and its very near relative, the alligator, possess a

double interest to man. In the first place, they are the relics of a

bygone age. Their cousins, the ichthyosaurus and the plesiosaurus, and

the other great Saurians, have happily long since vanished from the

world, but the crocodile is still with us, and doubtless retains

traditions of the days when he and his relatives ranged undisputed

masters of a swampy universe, undisturbed even by anticipations of

changes and cataclysms that should render the world an unsuitable place

of habitation for, at any rate, the larger species among them. The

second reason for man’s interest in the crocodile is the crocodile’s

marked partiality for man. The crocodile and the alligator differ very

slightly from each other; the principal difference being that the

alligator has a broader head, and that the hind feet of the crocodile

are much more completely webbed than are those of the alligator.

The general observer, however, would see no greater differences between

members of the various species of alligators and crocodiles than between

different human beings; but the scientific man delights in subtleties,

and there is nothing that affords him a deeper satisfaction than in

discovering slight peculiarities and differences that enable him to

divide and subdivide, to invent fresh hard names, and so to deter as far

as possible the general mob from the study of the subject. As, roughly

speaking, the crocodile inhabits chiefly the Old World, while the

alligator has almost a monopoly of the New, the former was naturally

first known to man, and was an object at once of fear and admiration.

Its mouth was so much larger than that of man, and its armour so much

more perfect than anything that man could contrive, that it is easy to

understand the admiration it excited. Our first written record of it is

in Job; and it is there, under the name of Leviathan, spoken of as the

bravest and most formidable of all creatures, as “a king over all the

children of pride.” The Egyptians, who were given to worship animals,

and perhaps saw more of the crocodile than they liked, did their best to

win its goodwill, and elevated it to the rank of a deity. Their tame

crocodiles were well cared for; and although perhaps these did not

derive any very lively satisfaction from being adorned with rings of

gold and precious stones, they doubtless appreciated the abundant food

with which they were supplied, and the feasts of cake, roast meat, and

mulled wine occasionally bestowed upon them. The Indian variety have had

an equally good time of it, and their reputation in that part of the

world has lasted longer than in Egypt, and indeed still continues, large

numbers being kept in tanks belonging to some of the temples, still

regarded as sacred, and fed abundantly.

The alligator of Northern and Southern America, although it has always

been held in great respect by the natives, has scarcely risen to the

lofty position occupied by its Eastern cousins. It has, nevertheless,

held its own, being too formidable and well defended to be interfered

with with impunity. Although killed and eaten occasionally, it was as a

rule left severely alone, its flesh having a musty flavour, that needs a

strong stomach and long familiarity to appreciate. Of late, however,

evil times have fallen upon the alligator. A use has been found for it.

So long as the dead crocodile was considered as worthless, save for the

somewhat disagreeable food it furnished, so long the alligator was safe;

but it was otherwise as soon as it was discovered that a portion of it

was a marketable commodity. Some close investigator remarked that under

its coat of mail it wore a leathern doublet exactly corresponding to it,

and found that this doublet was capable of being turned into an

excellent peculiarly-marked leather. From that day the fate of the

alligator was sealed. It will doubtless be a long time before it is

exterminated, even in the United States; but, like the bison, it has to

go. Already on the rivers where the population is comparatively thick it

has become rare, and even in the swamps where it formerly was undisputed

master the search is hot for it. Theoretically this will be a matter for

regret; practically its loss will not be sensibly felt.

It may be owned that the alligator has been to some extent maligned, and

that the number of human beings destroyed by it was by no means so great

as its exceeding numbers in some of the sluggish rivers of the Southern

States or of South America would warrant one in expecting. Nevertheless,

it was certainly a very formidable foe, and a swimmer attacked by it had

but small chance of escape. Unlike the shark, the crocodile kills its

prey by drowning; the shark can take off a limb with a single bite, the

alligator has no such power. Its teeth are sharp and pointed, but placed

at irregular distances apart, and though these can wound and lacerate

sorely they have no cutting power whatever, and when it has captured and

drowned a prey too large to be swallowed at a mouthful, hides it up in a

deep hole or under the river bank until it decomposes sufficiently for

the reptile to be able to tear it in pieces. It is said that any one

seized by an alligator or crocodile can, if he possess a sufficient

amount of presence of mind, compel the creature to let go by thrusting

his thumbs into its one vulnerable point—its eyes. The experiment,

however, is one that cannot be recommended. It would doubtless be

interesting, but, like Alpine climbing, the satisfaction of success

would scarcely compensate for the risk incurred.

In no creature have the defensive powers been carried to the same

perfection as in the case of the crocodile: its coat of armour is

absolutely invulnerable to the weapons that it was intended to

withstand; and even now that man has armed himself with rifles, he is

unable to penetrate its defence unless the creature is struck in the eye

or in the thick skin of its leg-joints, which are comparatively exposed.

The coat of mail, doubtless, possesses certain disadvantages, as did the

armour worn by the knights of the Middle Ages; while this was proof

against missiles of all kinds, against sword and dagger, the knight, if

unhorsed and hurled to the ground, was unable to rise without

assistance, and lay a helpless victim to the dagger of the meanest

camp-follower. So it is with the crocodile; it can turn its head but at

a slight angle with its body, and can turn itself only by means of a

long _détour_; hence an active man or an animal of any kind can easily

escape it, unless suddenly seized or knocked over by the sweep of its

tail.

The crocodile possesses many amiable qualities. It is an excellent

mother. It does not indeed sit upon its eggs like a hen, but this is

simply because it knows that the heat of the sand in which it buries

them is amply sufficient to hatch them. The earlier crocodiles, which

doubtless followed the example of birds, would speedily discover that

what was good for the goose was not good for the crocodile, and that

while but a small supply of heat passed through their armour, its weight

was disastrous to the wellbeing of the eggs. The crocodile, however,

carefully guards the buried eggs, and as soon as they are hatched

watches over the young with anxious and continued care; she escorts them

to the water, and once there protects them to the utmost of her power

from all assailants, among whom, it must be admitted with regret, the

male crocodile figures prominently. This care on the part of the mother

continues during many months of the young crocodile’s life. In spite of

this, only a small proportion of them arrive at maturity, for in their

early days great numbers fall victims to vultures and other birds during

their rambles on shore. Like all saurians, the crocodile is partial to

warmth, and as it is capable of prolonged fastings it is able to spend a

considerable portion of its life basking or asleep on the sands in the

sun.

The crocodile’s eye is provided with three distinct lids. It is evident

that this advantage admits of an extraordinary variety of what may be

called eye-action, and it is probable that these animals are able to

converse with each other by means of the varied action of the lids. Man

is able to convey a great deal of expression by the action of a single

eyelid, and it is reasonable to suppose that the alligator would not

have been provided with a triple eyelid had it not been able to utilise

these coverings in a very marked manner. It is strange and somewhat

unfortunate that this peculiarity should not have been made the subject

of much further investigation and research by scientific men than has

hitherto been bestowed upon it. It is evident indeed that we have still

much to learn concerning the crocodile; and in view of its early

disappearance, it is to be hoped that the matter will speedily be taken

in hand by some trained investigator.

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THE CAMEL.

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DURING the countless ages that must have elapsed in its upward progress

from the original germ, by the various processes of the survival of the

fittest, selection, and adaptability to circumstances, it is clear that

the camel kept its eyes strictly to business. The object of the germ and

its descendants was to build up an animal that should be capable of

enjoying existence in the desert. To this they turned all their

attention, with, it may be admitted, marvellous success; but it must be

added that, while so doing, they unaccountably neglected the beautiful,

and turned out a creature which in point of awkwardness and uncouthness

stands completely apart from the rest of the brute creation. The camel’s

wide, spongy feet save it from sinking in the sand, its long neck

enables it either to allay irritation by gnawing itself down its spine

to the root of its tail, or to grab a rider by the foot, while its hind

legs are specially adapted by their length to allow it to scratch itself

behind the ear. It may be admitted that in these respects few animals

have its advantages. As a provision against sand storms it has the

unique faculty of being able entirely to close its nostrils; while by

complicated internal arrangements it is able to carry its water supply

about with it for some days. Probably the camel did not foresee that,

while thus little by little perfecting itself for a life in the desert,

it was constructing an animal that would be exceedingly useful to man,

and was preparing for itself and its descendants a lifelong servitude;

but so it has been. The camel was one of the very first animals that man

turned to his use. Jacob possessed camels, and Joseph was carried away

into Egypt by a caravan of Ishmaelites with laden camels. Job possessed

three thousand camels at the beginning of his misfortunes, and was

promised six thousand at the end. The camel has, in fact, from the first

been made a servant by man; it is only in Central Asia that it is known

to exist in a wild state, and it is far more probable that these wild

camels are the descendants of some escaped from captivity, than that

they should all along have retained their freedom.

The camel is capable of great and prolonged endurance if not overloaded

or overdriven; but it is a mistake to suppose that there are no limits

to its powers in this way. The authorities of the Nile Expedition fell

into this error, with the result that in three weeks after its start

from Korti, the four thousand camels collected and brought up at so

great an expense were all practically _hors-de-combat_, more than half

being dead and the rest reduced to the last stage of misery and

weakness. The camel on this occasion showed its usual obstinacy, and

insisted on dying as a protest against being obliged to travel night and

day with utterly insufficient quantities of food and water. A similar

result followed the confidence of the authorities of the Abyssinian

Expedition in the power of the camel to exist without water when dumped

down by thousands on the bare sands of Annesley Bay. The failure of the

camel upon these occasions must not, however, be imputed to it as blame.

In its progress from the germ it had anticipated only the conditions

under which it would naturally find itself, and had made no allowance

for the stupidity of man.

It is not surprising that the camel, finding itself from the first

reduced to slavery and converted into a beast of burden, should have

developed a bad temper. No epithet was ever more ridiculously misapplied

than that of patience in connection with the camel. It is, in fact, only

possible to account for its use upon the ground that when first applied

the word bore its strict Latin signification, and that it was the

“suffering” and not the “long-suffering” signification of the word that

renders it applicable. The life of the camel is spent in one long

protest against its lot. It grumbles and growls alike when it is laden

and unladen, when it is ordered to rise or to kneel; to stop or to go

on; it roars threateningly at any animal that approaches it, and is

ready at all times to take a piece out of any one who may place himself

incautiously within reach of its teeth, and even when lying down will

shoot out its hind leg with wonderful activity and viciousness to a

distance of some two or three yards at a passer-by. The camel has

literally no pleasures; its life is one unbroken round of toil, and it

would seem almost that it has cultivated ill-temper until it has become

a form of enjoyment. Even the camel’s walk is evidently the result of

deep calculation, for it is of all kinds of gait the most unpleasant for

its rider. The camel has its regular pace,—it will walk two miles and

three-quarters an hour, neither faster nor slower,—and however urgent

the need of haste may be to its owner, neither blows nor execrations

will induce the camel to quicken its pace except for a few hundred

yards, at the end of which it will settle down into its regulation

stride, with doubtless much inward chuckling at its rider’s

exasperation. It would not be fair to blame the camel for this; its

disposition has been embittered, and it is not unreasonable that it

should find an alleviation in the only way open to it. Indeed, man has

much reason to be grateful that the obstinacy of the camel does not take

the form of refusing from the first to live, rejecting sustenance, and

persisting in giving the whole thing up as soon as its eyes are open to

the lot awaiting it.

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There are breeds of camels that differ materially from the ordinary

specimen in point of speed. The Heirie or Maherry, and the Sabaye, are

very swift, and will keep up a trot of eight or nine miles an hour for

many hours together, and have been known to perform a journey of

thirty-five days’ caravan travelling in five days, doing six hundred and

thirty miles; while Purchas says that camels will carry messages from

Timbuktu to places nine hundred miles distant in less than eight days.

These fast camels have but one hump; but this is also the case with some

of the beasts of burden. The object of these humps is not very clear,

but it is supposed that as the stomachs are a reservoir of water, so the

humps are natural portmanteaus in which the animals convey a reserve of

sustenance to draw upon in case of need. It is, at any rate, certain

that the fatty substance composing the humps considerably diminishes and

dwindles when the animal is overworked.

The camel has courage as well as endurance: it goes on at its regular

pace like a clock that is wound up, until it stops suddenly and falls;

when it once does so, nothing can induce it to endeavour to use its feet

again as long as man is present, although after the departure of the

caravan it has been known to get up to browse on the bushes, and to find

its way back to the wells from which it started in the morning. It is

very insensible to pain. Count Gleichen, in his account of the Camel

Corps in the Nile Expedition, gives many instances of this; notably the

case of one camel which, having had its lower jaw shot off by a ball

from an Arab matchlock, yet continued its journey to the end of the day

in apparent unconsciousness that anything unusual had taken place. The

one form of enjoyment of the camel is that dear also to the donkey and

horse—namely, a roll in the sand. This appears to afford it great

comfort and consolation, and after an indulgence in it, it is ready,

when again loaded, to start with renewed vigour. The Heirie, being

better treated and cared for than the ordinary camel, is naturally a

very much better tempered beast than his humble congener, and is even

capable of exhibiting an affection for his master. This is in itself a

proof that the moroseness of disposition so general in the race is due

to the treatment they receive from man, and not from any inherent

incapacity to see things on their bright side; and the thoughtful should

pity rather than blame camels for using their only available means of

exhibiting their disgust and discontentment with their hard and joyless

lot.

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THE DONKEY.

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WHILE the dog has risen vastly in the scale since Scriptural times as

the friend and companion of man, the donkey has as distinctly descended.

There is no reason for believing that this is the fault of the donkey,

but lies rather in the want of appreciation on the part of man. The

donkey is, indeed, to no small extent the victim of appearances, and it

can hardly be doubted that the length of his ears has told terribly

against him. This is not because there is anything inherently

objectionable in a donkey’s ears. They match admirably with his general

appearance, and their constant movement evinces the animal’s intelligent

interest in what is going on around it. Unfortunately for the donkey,

however, men are accustomed to see in all other creatures’ ears bearing

a smaller proportion to the general bulk than they do in the case of a

donkey, and, therefore, rashly and foolishly, jump at the conclusion

that the donkey’s ears are excessive. This being once established, it

naturally follows that man should attribute various bad qualities to the

donkey, simply because his ears are large; but he is specially credited

with stupidity and obstinacy. We do not hesitate to say that the

stupidity is very much greater on the part of man, who fails to

recognise the characteristics of one of the most worthy of animals, than

on that of the donkey himself; for it may be doubted whether any

individual of the animal creation possesses so many virtues as he does.

He is strong, hardy, patient, laborious, and, in his wild state, fleet

and brave. He can live on the most meagre provender; he can stand all

climates. He is a willing servant, and does not despise humble work. He

is affectionate whenever he gets a chance of being so, and is one of the

most intelligent of animals. The horse is more showy, but in proportion

to the amount of food he consumes, and to his weight and size, he is

less strong than the donkey; he is undoubtedly less intelligent, and, in

spite of his size, he is no fleeter. The wild ass can leave the horse

behind him; can climb precipices inaccessible to his rival, can go

fearlessly along mountain paths where the horse would not dare to tread,

and is in no way inferior in courage. Well groomed and cared for, his

coat is almost as sleek and glossy; while he is free from the various

vices that so often mar the usefulness of the horse.

When living under similar conditions, the horse recognises at once the

superior sagacity of the ass. On the great ranches of the Western States

of America donkeys are frequently turned out with droves of horses, and

in such cases the donkey is always accepted as the leader, and the

horses gather round him, or follow his footsteps with implicit

confidence. The wild stallion on the plains is a very formidable animal,

and is more than a match for man himself when unprovided with firearms;

but the ass has no fear of it, and the testimony of the plains’ men is

unanimous that in a combat between them the jack is likely to come out

the victor. In such cases the donkey is well aware that he is no match

for the stallion with his heels, but fights with his teeth, and the

combat resembles that between a well-trained dog and a bull. The jackass

will rush at his opponent, and, skilfully dodging the blows from its

fore legs, will leap at its throat, and, having once caught hold, his

grip cannot be shaken off. In vain will the stallion strike at him, in

vain lift him in the air and hurl him down again, for the jack, with his

legs well apart, will always come down on his feet. In vain will the

horse throw itself down and roll with its opponent. The jack will hold

on until the horse succumbs to his grip, or the flesh he has seized

comes away in his hold.

[++ Illustration: Donkey]

Seeing his utility to man, his willingness to give all his strength for

so slight a return, his patience under hardship, starvation, and cold,

it is wonderful that the ass is not more highly appreciated, and that he

does not occupy a far higher place than he does in our regard. In one

respect only has the ass a weak side. If, as the philosopher says,

silence is golden in the case of man, it is still more so in the case of

the ass. The donkey prides himself, not upon his many and sterling

virtues, but upon what others consider to be his greatest failing.

Unfortunately, like many human beings, he entertains an altogether

mistaken idea as to his vocal powers, which he never loses an

opportunity of exhibiting. Other animals use the voice for the purpose

of expressing their emotions. The dog’s bark expresses joy,

watchfulness, or menace; his growl, anger; his whine, impatience or

discontent. The horse is naturally silent, but his neigh is indicative

sometimes of welcome, sometimes of impatience. Love is the burden of the

bird’s song. Maternal solicitude, or a desire for food, that of the baa

of the sheep. The donkey’s song appears to express nothing but his

desire to favour all within hearing with a specimen of the beauty and

power of his voice, and of his amazing vocalisation. Thus he lifts it up

at all times, and in all places, whenever the idea seizes him, and the

utmost intelligence of man has hitherto failed to grasp the meaning of

the strange, varied, and prolonged cachinnations. The boldest animal

trembles when it hears them. Man puts his hands to his ears, and flies.

It is not a challenge, it is not a call; it is indicative neither of

hunger, nor of anger, nor of satisfaction. It seems simply a vocal

effort, and as such is unique, but, unfortunately for the donkey, it is

unappreciated. The connection between a donkey’s voice and his tail is

obscure, but undoubted. It is impossible for him to do justice to

himself unless his tail be elevated, and advantage has been taken of

this peculiarity by man, who is apt at turning the weaknesses of others

to his own benefit. It has been found that by attaching a weight to a

donkey’s tail—a brick is sufficient—neither the tail nor the voice can

be elevated. In this respect it must be owned that the donkey is easier

to deal with than a woman; for while the former can be effectually

reduced to silence, no means have hitherto been discovered for

suppressing ladies with a mistaken estimate of their vocal abilities.

Happily of late there has been some slight reaction in favour of the

donkey, and the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has

done something towards impressing upon the minds of the class of men who

chiefly utilise the services of the ass that the animal is not

altogether insensible to pain, that he needs a certain amount of

sustenance, and that there is a limit to his draught powers. Why a

mistaken idea upon these points should have so long prevailed is by no

means clear. That it _has_ prevailed is evident from the fact that a

certain class of men brutally misuse donkeys, as they misuse no other

creatures save their wives. Men do not take an absolute pleasure in

beating dogs; but no one can doubt that the brute who lays a heavy stick

across an unoffending donkey does feel a malicious joy in the pain he

gives. Matters are better than they were; the schoolmaster is abroad,

and so are the policeman and the officer of the Society, and between

them some slight alleviation of the lot of the ass is in progress. But

even now the spectacle of five or six hulking louts seated behind a

staggering little donkey, and urging him on his way with oaths and

blows, may be witnessed any Sunday or Bank Holiday afternoon, upon every

road leading through the suburbs into the country, to the disgrace alike

of our civilisation and humanity. In Egypt and in the East the donkey

still holds something of his former position in public esteem, and even

a portly merchant, or a grave functionary, has no idea that he is in any

way demeaning himself when, perched upon the top of an enormous saddle,

placed on the back of a donkey, he proceeds about his business. Had the

capacities of the ass been equally recognised in the West, the cycle

would never have obtained such a height of popularity as it has done. A

well-made cycle will cost almost as many pounds as a donkey will cost

shillings. Its expenses of repair will equal in cost the keep of the

donkey, and, except as a means of promoting perspiration and keeping

down flesh, no human being would compare the easy and gentle amble of

the donkey with the labour required for a cycle as an instrument of

progression. It is a pity that among the many good works that have been

effected by the influence of Royalty that of raising the donkey in

public esteem has hitherto had no place. The appearance of the Princess

of Wales in the Park, in a light equipage drawn by two handsome donkeys,

would in a short time produce a moral revolution, and the good little

beasts would soon resume their proper place in popular favour.

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THE DRAGON.

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LIKE the dodo, the moa, and the great auk, the dragon is admittedly an

extinct animal, but that is no reason why his characteristics should not

be considered in these pages. The question that has long agitated

scientific men is, first, as to the extent to which the personal

peculiarities of the dragon have been exaggerated by popular tradition,

and in the second place as to the period at which he became extinct.

There have been those who have even asserted that his existence was

purely apocryphal, but with men so mentally constituted argument is

useless. The traditions of almost all nations point to the fact that not

only did the dragon exist as a race, but that individual dragons

continued to exist down to comparatively modern times. We may set aside

at once the dragon of Wantley. Cæsar makes no allusion to dragons

existing in Great Britain; Wantley did not exist before Cæsar’s time;

therefore there can have been no dragon at Wantley. But it is not

possible so summarily to dispose of all legends, and it is remarkable

that the dragon should figure with almost precisely the same

characteristics in the folk lore of both Western and Oriental peoples.

Our most valuable national coin bears its portrait, and it is the

national emblem both of China and Japan. St. George, as we know, was a

warlike saint of Cappadocia; although his feats and adventures are

somewhat doubtful and misty as to locality, it may be assumed that the

dragon who succumbed to his prowess was a native of Asia.

The dragon is, in fact, an exceedingly interesting problem, and the

balance of probability appears to be wholly in favour of his existence.

We know that great winged saurians inhabited the earth in prehistoric

times, and such a creature would be likely to survive cataclysms which

overwhelmed the greater portion of his contemporaries. Water would not

seriously inconvenience him. His habits would on the whole be retiring,

and until man multiplied and became thick over the world, there would be

but small inclination to interfere with him. The saurians attain to

extreme longevity, and if only a few specimens escaped at the time of

the flood, their descendants of a very few generations would have

existed in comparatively modern times. The Chinese legends point to the

preservation of the dragon in this manner. They say that at a time which

closely approximates to that generally assigned to Noah’s deluge, great

floods extended almost to the boundaries of China, and that it was at

that time that the dragons first made their appearance and became a

serious scourge in some of the frontier provinces. Doubtless the

European traditions connected with the dragons were brought by the

tribes which wave after wave poured in from Central Asia, and it must be

assumed that there, if anywhere, the survivors from the flood for some

time flourished.

It is certainly difficult to assume that the descriptions of these

creatures by so many peoples and such diverse sources would be all but

identical, had they been purely the work of imagination and not drawn

from a living model. All accounts unite in describing the dragon as a

creature clothed with scales, possessing a flexible neck like that of

the plesiosaurus, a large head, with jaws well furnished with pointed

teeth like the crocodile’s, a flexible tail like the lizard’s, and wings

like a pterodactyl’s. The flying apparatus of these extinct creatures,

indeed, closely resembled that of a bat, being a membrane from the

vastly extended finger of the fore leg to that of the hind leg. This

does not agree with the popular idea of the dragon, but the ancients

were not close observers, and it was quite enough for them to know that

their gigantic enemy was furnished with wings, without inquiring closely

into their arrangement. It does not appear that the dragon was able to

fly, but it would rather seem that when he ran to attack an enemy he

aided himself by flapping his wings, as a swan often travels along the

surface of the water before it fairly takes to flight. Some of the

dragons are depicted as altogether devoid of wings, the Imperial

Japanese dragon showing no signs of such appendages. Thus both the

Chinese and Japanese legends go far to prove that several species of

saurians survived for some time the general disappearance of their

prehistoric congeners. The legendary dragons differ but slightly from

some of the prehistoric reptiles, and as the Orientals were entirely in

ignorance of the former existence or appearance of these creatures, it

is difficult in the extreme to believe that they could have coined from

their own imagination a creature so closely resembling them.

In one respect only we must admit an error, and a serious one. Most of

the legendary dragons possessed stings at the tip of their tail. We give

up the stings, but at the same time would urge that this error cannot be

considered as destructive of the truth of the legend. In the present day

it is popularly believed by the vulgar that the larva known as the

Devil’s Coach Horse—a creature which when alarmed carries its tail in a

threatening manner over its head—is, like the scorpion, armed with a

sting. In some countries, too, it is believed that dragon-flies are

similarly armed. If, then, such errors can exist in an age of general

enlightenment, it may well be that in older times the dragon, a creature

certainly rare as well as very terrible, was by the popular fancy

endowed with means of defence even more formidable than those he

possessed. The breath of the creature is in all legends relating to it

described as fœtid and poisonous. And as undoubtedly snakes exhale a

fœtid odour, there is nothing improbable in the assertion that the

dragons also did so.

No details whatever have come down to us as to the domestic habits of

the dragon. We only know that he desolated whole provinces, and that the

only method of preserving the community from his attacks was the

appeasement of his appetite by the offering of victims. These victims

are generally represented as being young females, but it is not probable

that the dragon himself was particular on this score. Women would be

chosen for the tribute, partly because it was supposed that their tender

flesh would be more gratefully received than that of tougher victims;

but much more because women were in those days considered of smaller

account than men, and could be pounced upon and handed over to the

monster with much less fuss and trouble than would have been the case

had fighting men been chosen. Women’s rights in those days were much

less perfectly understood than at present; and the question of the

equality of the sexes had not so much as occurred even to the most

speculative philosophers. The origin of the story of the female tribute

evidently is, that the dragon was too formidable a creature to be

assailed, and that it was deemed sound policy to keep him in a state of

lethargy in the cave in which he dwelt by supplying him with an

occasional victim, rather than that he should sally out and make his own

selection. The whole story would seem to show that the dragon was, like

most saurians, content to pass a tranquil existence unless when

disturbed; that, like the rest of the race, he was capable of prolonged

fasts; and that, huge as was his bulk, a meal once a month or so

sufficed for his needs. The dragon was said to roar, and this again is

another confirmation of the truth of the legend, for the crocodile when

enraged can bellow like a bull, and this would naturally be the sound

that a great saurian would utter. Upon the whole, it is evident that the

balance of probability inclines heavily towards the reality of the

existence of the dragon up to comparatively modern times; and we may

still cling to the belief that the national legend of the victory of St.

George over the dragon is not wholly apocryphal, but possesses a large

substratum of truth.

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THE TORTOISE AND TURTLE.

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THE tortoise has in all ages been an object of wonder to man. Its form,

its slowness of movement, its wonderful coat of armour, its power of

prolonged fasting, the absence of any apparent pleasure in its

existence, have all seemed to set it apart among living creatures. The

Orientals, who are profound thinkers, arrived at the conclusion that the

world must be held up on the back of a tortoise, no other creature

appearing capable of sustaining the burden. But even their powers of

speculation shrank from endeavouring to cope with the inevitable

problem: what in that case held up the tortoise? There was nothing in

the habits or customs of the tortoise, as met with on the surface of the

earth, that could authorise the supposition that it could, in any state,

not only support itself in the air, but hold up the not inconsiderable

burden of the earth; indeed, the problem was evidently so insoluble an

one that we meet with no trace in any of the writings of the early

pundits that they ever attempted fairly to grapple with it.

It would certainly seem that nature has been more unkind to the tortoise

than to any other creature. It has given it nothing whatever to

compensate for the dulness of its existence or its slow and laborious

method of progression. Almost all other creatures are, in their youth at

any rate, gay and frolicsome, delighting in their powers of speed and

activity. No one has ever observed the tortoise at play; it can neither

run nor frisk, climb a tree, nor throw a somersault. It plods gravely on

from its birth to its death, like a creature in a living tomb, carrying

a burden that seems almost too great for its strength—eating a little,

sleeping a great deal,—thinking, it must be presumed, for even a

tortoise must do something, deeply and uninterruptedly. As it sees so

little of the world around it, we must suppose that its meditations are

self-directed, and that it is continually occupied with attempts to

solve the problem of the why and the wherefore of its own existence. As

it has a hundred years to think this out, there is no reason to doubt

that were the tortoise capable of conveying its thoughts and conclusions

to man the results would be of the highest value, and that it would be

found that the speculations of our deepest thinkers are shallow indeed

by the side of profound meditations of the tortoise. It has, too, the

advantage of long traditions, and the accumulation of the wisdom of

ages; for the tortoise is, perhaps, the oldest existing creature on

earth. Its congeners, who ranged with it the surface of the earth

countless ages before the present race of animals existed, have all

passed away, but the tortoise remains almost identical with his far-off

ancestors.

The number of varieties of the land and water tortoise, the latter known

as the turtle, are very great, and are of high interest to scientific

men; the points of structural difference between them, especially in the

skull, being very much more numerous and important than those existing

between any species of animals, birds, reptiles, or fish. Their habits

differ as widely as their structure. Of the land tortoises, some prefer

a vegetable diet, some insects, worms, and molluscs, while some of the

larger turtles will feed upon fishes and small aquatic birds. Both land

and water tortoises are capable of fasting for upwards of a year. Their

tenacity of life is extraordinary, for their hearts will continue to

beat, and they are still able to move their limbs with considerable

force, for ten or twelve days after their heads have been cut off. The

tortoise is sensitive as to weather; it does not like too great heat,

and lies in the shade when the sun is strong. It equally objects to

cold, and buries itself under loose rubbish, or scrapes itself a hole in

the ground on the approach of winter, taking many weeks about the

operation.

It might be thought that, clad in its waterproof coat, it would regard

rain with indifference; but this is far from being the case, for if a

shower is at hand it will hurry away to shelter. It can only be supposed

that this extreme sensitiveness to all atmospheric changes has been

bestowed upon the tortoise to afford it matter for interest and

excitement. Not only does it sleep throughout the whole of the winter

months, but in summer it retires to rest early in the afternoon, and

remains asleep till late in the morning. In the Galapagos Islands the

tortoises rival in size those of the prehistoric period, weighing three

or four hundred pounds. The speed of these animals is relatively fast,

for they can travel as much as six yards a minute. The water turtle

attains even a greater size, individuals having been taken weighing from

sixteen to seventeen hundred pounds.

The life of the turtles and fresh water tortoises is a lively one in

comparison to that of the land species. Instead of the short and

misshapen legs that serve the purposes of locomotion to the latter, they

are furnished with paddles that enable them to swim with great rapidity,

and were it not for their sleeping habits, and for the necessity for the

females to go ashore to lay their eggs, man would have but few

opportunities of enjoying turtle soup, for their speed is far greater

than that at which any boat could be rowed. They are thus able to obtain

an abundance of food from the slower moving fish; and as their power of

jaw is very great they are practically masters of the waters they

frequent. Those close observers, the Chinese, who have a marked

partiality for turtle, do not rely wholly upon its sleepiness of habit

or its occasional landings for their supply of soup; they employ in

their service a fish of the Remora species, which is of peculiar

construction, and possesses a great power of grip. These fish are

trained to the work, and taken out in tubs in the fishing boats. To the

tail of each fish a ring is attached, and to this the fisherman attaches

a long cord, and slips the fish overboard as soon as they approach a

basking turtle. Directly the fish discovers the turtle, it makes towards

it, and fixes itself firmly to it by means of a peculiar apparatus upon

its head. The fisherman then hauls in the rope, and pulls both fish and

turtle to the boat, and on getting them on board pushes the fish’s head

forward, when it at once looses its hold. The story would appear

incredible were it not vouched for on high authority.

Except as an example to man of patience under a singularly joyless life,

the purpose of the land tortoise is not very marked. The second lesson

it teaches—namely, that a life of indolence and lethargy conduces to

extreme longevity—can scarcely be considered as an advantageous one. One

species, indeed, furnishes a material that is utilised principally for

the manufacture of combs and female ornaments, and it was remarked by

the Brothers Mayhew as singular that the tortoise which supplies ladies

with combs has itself no back hair. However, even in this respect the

uses of the tortoise have of late years been greatly discounted by the

introduction of compounds of india-rubber for the purpose of combs, and

the decline of the fashion for the lofty decorative combs used by our

grandmothers—a fashion which, however, appears to be, to a certain

extent, reviving just at present.

[++ Illustration: Tortoise]

Properly considered, the tortoise should be viewed as an example to be

avoided rather than followed. Had it not been for the indolent habits of

the prehistoric tortoise, there can be little doubt that it would in

time have effected very considerable changes in its structure. The

survival of the fittest might not have done much for it, as all

tortoises can hold their own in the way of living on. But the progress

of selection, the intermarriage between active males and females, would

naturally have led in time to a much greater development of leg, and the

tortoise might have become as speedy on land as the turtle in water.

Unfortunately active tortoises, male or female, were extremely scarce,

and the result of ages of indolence has been that the race has remained

absolutely without progress, and that no visible improvement has been

effected since its first introduction among the inhabitants of earth.

The lesson furnished by it cannot be too earnestly taken to heart,

especially as we see the same thing, although in a modified extent,

among the lower races of humanity.

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THE SHARK.

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PHILOSOPHERS, although as a rule men of exceedingly positive opinions,

wholly averse to confess their ignorance upon any point whatever, have

failed signally in arriving at any satisfactory conclusion as to the

advantage of the shark in the general scheme of nature. It has been

suggested that it was created specially for the repression of conceit in

man, and to show him that he was not, as he might otherwise have

supposed, the undoubted lord of the inhabitants of the water as of the

dwellers upon earth. Given special advantages—such as that of holding

the end of a stout rope, at the other extremity of which is a hook fixed

in a shark’s mouth—man may, with the assistance of a number of his

fellows, have the best of the shark. But alone, and in the water, the

advantage is wholly and absolutely the other way, and the strongest

swimmer and the bravest heart fail when the tyrant of the sea seeks to

make his acquaintance. It is true that reports have been current that

there are natives of the islands of Southern Seas, who, armed with a

knife, fear not to go out and give battle to the shark in its own

element, but these tales must be accepted with caution, and are akin to

the many apparently authentic narratives of the appearance of the

sea-serpent.

The shark is a creature gifted with great strength, a savage temper,

dogged perseverance, and exceptional power of jaw. The lion and tiger

may mangle, the crocodile may lacerate, the bulldog may hold fast—the

shark alone of living creatures possesses the power of cleanly nipping

off a human limb at a bite. One ill service nature has done the shark,

namely, that of placing a triangular fin on his back, which acts as a

danger signal and gives warning of his approach. Happily the shark has

not been gifted with sufficient sagacity to be aware of this

peculiarity, for had he been so he would unquestionably have abandoned

his habit of swimming close to the surface of the water, and would in

that case have been enabled to approach his victim unobserved. The shark

is a slow swimmer for his size and strength. Byron observes, “As darts

the dolphin from the shark,” but Byron was a poet, and does not appear

to have been a close observer of the habits of the inhabitants of the

water; or he would have known that a shark would have no more chance of

catching a dolphin than a sheep would of overhauling a hare. A shark

will keep up with a sailing ship, but it is as much as it can do to

follow in the wake of a fast steamer, and a torpedo boat would be able

to give it points.

As it is a source of wonder how the flea manages to exist in the sand,

where his chances of obtaining a meal may not occur once in a lifetime,

so naturalists are greatly puzzled how the shark maintains himself. The

ocean is wide, and the number of men who fall overboard small indeed in

comparison to its area. The vast proportion of sharks, then, must go

through their lives without a remote chance of obtaining a meal at the

expense of the human kind. There is no ground for the supposition that

the shark can exist upon air. He is not, like the whale, provided with

an apparatus that enables him to sweep up the tiny inhabitants of the

seas. He is too slow in swimming, and infinitely too slow in turning, to

catch any fish that did not deliberately swim into his mouth; and unless

we suppose that, as is said of the snake, he exercises a magnetic

influence over fish, and causes them to rush headlong to destruction

between his jaws, it is impossible to imagine how he obtains a

sufficient supply of food for his sustenance. As it would appear that it

is only when he gets the good luck to light upon a dead or badly injured

fish that the shark has ever the opportunity of making a really square

meal, his prolonged fasts certainly furnish an ample explanation and

excuse for his alleged savagery of disposition.

The scientific name of sharks is _squalidæ_, though why scientific men

should have fixed upon such a title is not clear, for there is to the

ordinary eye nothing particularly ragged or squalid about the shark’s

appearance. The shark belongs to the same section as the ray, which

fish, however, resembles its cousin the shark only in the awkward

position of its mouth, and in its astonishing power of biting, it being

able to indent an iron boat-hook or bar. The immemorial enmity between

man and the snake on land is not less bitter and deep-seated than that

which man on the sea cherishes against the shark. In this case, however,

it is one-sided, everything pointing to the fact that so far from having

any hostile feeling for man, the shark has an excessive liking for him.

It is as unjust to charge the shark with hostility towards man as it

would be to accuse man of a savage animosity against the ox or the

sheep. To the shark man is food to be eaten, that is all; and man, the

almost universal devourer, is the last who is entitled to blame the

shark on this ground. The Maori has always been regarded as a remarkably

fine specimen of a savage, and his liking for “missionary” has never

been seriously imputed to him as a grave failing. Man’s likes and

dislikes are unfortunately sadly tinged with selfishness. Many men go to

sea, and therefore the man-eating propensities of the shark excite in us

a feeling of indignation. The proportion of men who went out as

missionaries to the Maori was so small as to be altogether

inappreciable, and the majority therefore regarded the weakness of the

Maori for them from a purely philosophical point of view.

Fortunately for the inhabitants of these islands, the aversion of the

shark to cold water is as much marked as is that of the occupants of the

casual wards of our workhouses; and the consequence is that the larger

and more dangerous species are very seldom met with on our coasts, and

upon the rare occasions when they visit us, are in so low and depressed

a state of mind from the cold that their appetites appear to be wholly

in abeyance, and there is no record of a bather having been devoured at

any of our sea-side watering places.

The eye of the shark is small, long, and narrow, closely resembling that

of a pig. All observers have agreed in attributing to it a sly and

malicious expression, but this must to some extent be taken as a flight

of fancy. The only real reason for attributing to the shark a savage

disposition is that, like the wolf, it has no pity whatever for a

comrade in distress, and a wounded shark will be instantly attacked and

devoured by its companions. This is, indeed, an evil trait in the

creature, and can be excused only on the ground of its prolonged fasts,

and the overmastering demands of its appetite.

The shark, like the elephant, is of a timid disposition, and is cautious

and wary in its approaches. All observers are agreed that it is always

attended by two pilot fishes, who act the same part as that wrongly

assigned to the jackal in reference to the lion—going on ahead to

examine any likely object, and returning to inform the shark whether it

is of an eatable nature. The splashing of oars, or even of the arms and

legs of a swimmer, will often deter the shark from making an attack, and

there is every reason to believe that if swimmers in tropical waters

would always carry with them three or four hand grenades, they would

have little occasion to fear interference from him. It is strange that

so obvious a precaution should be generally neglected. The inability of

the shark to seize its victim without turning itself first upon its back

must be a serious inconvenience to it, and a swimmer with sufficient

presence of mind to await its coming, and then when it turns to dive

suddenly under it, can baffle the rush of a shark, just as a man can

avoid the charge of an enraged bull by coolness and activity. Man’s

aversion to the shark here stands greatly in his way, few swimmers when

attacked possessing sufficient coolness and presence of mind to carry

the manœuvre into successful effect, although many possess nerve enough

to await without flinching the onset of the most formidable of

terrestrial animals. Did we know more of the domestic habits of the

shark, and learn to appreciate the virtues that he probably possesses,

there can be little doubt that the unreasoning aversion felt towards him

would be largely mitigated, and we should come to make due allowance for

the pressure of hunger that at times operates to our own disadvantage.

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THE SNAKE.

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IN treating of the snake it should at once be premised that all accounts

of it must be received with a certain amount of suspicion, as

representing the views of man as to the snake, rather than the real

state of things. It is notorious that no historian, however much he may

strive to write without bias, can be thoroughly trusted in his account

of matters in which he is a partisan of one side or another. Upon no

subject is man more strongly prejudiced than upon that of the snake; and

although he may endeavour to do it justice, it is impossible that he

should succeed, writing as he does under the influence of a hereditary

enmity against it. The transaction in the Garden of Eden is doubtless

responsible for much of this feeling among Western peoples; but this

would have no influence with Orientals and others who are still in

ignorance of the legend, and the feeling must therefore be considered as

a natural and instinctive antipathy throughout the whole human race.

Whether such a feeling would ever have existed had not a considerable

proportion of snakes been provided with poison fangs, is a point that

can never be determined with precision; but the probabilities are

certainly strongly in favour of the theory that it is entirely to its

lethal powers that the snake owes the distrust and hostility of man. In

itself there is nothing that is or should be objectionable in its

appearance. Very many species are beautifully marked; their movements

are for the most part graceful; and they are admirably adapted in all

respects for the life they have to lead. The harmless sorts have

frequently been tamed, and are capable of considerable affection for

their masters; and even the poisonous kinds, when deprived of their

fangs and accustomed to the presence of man, have no objection to be

handled, and submit to familiarities without any show of resentment.

Unfortunately for the snake, man is not endowed with an instinct that

enables him at once to distinguish between the harmless and venomous

species, and the consequence is, that in the countries where snakes

abound, one of the first things impressed upon the minds of little

children by their mothers is, that the snake is a creature to be

severely let alone; and even in a country like our own, where poisonous

snakes are rare, we are never able in after life to completely

emancipate ourselves from the prejudices of childhood. The snake, upon

the other hand, has no natural hostility to man. If man places his foot

upon its tail it will of course retaliate, but with a few exceptions the

snake never goes out of its way to attack man, and will always avoid a

contest if the opportunity be afforded to it. Indeed, there is every

reason to believe that if man were inclined to be on good terms with it,

the feeling would be more than reciprocated. The snake suffers much from

cold, and would gladly accept the genial warmth of the human bed, or the

human dwelling, were it but made welcome. Even as it is, it does

sometimes seek that warmth, with consequences that are frequently

unpleasant either to man or itself.

As man has at all times been in the habit of deifying creatures of which

he is afraid, it is not surprising that snake worship has existed to a

very considerable extent among most of the primitive peoples of the

world in localities where the snake is a good deal in evidence, and even

among the moderns it is intimately associated with the author of all

evil. Among the almost infinite number of legends that surround the

snake, and testify to the deep respect in which it has always been held,

is that to the effect that earthquakes are due to the movements of a

gigantic serpent immured deep down in the centre of the world. Had the

snake been gifted with the ordinary powers of locomotion, it is probable

that he would have excited a smaller amount of disfavour, but man is

given to dislike anything that he does not understand, and the

mysterious and silent movements of the snake were to him so

unaccountable as to excite antipathy. It is remarkable, however, that

the worm, whose mode of progression is somewhat similar, has escaped the

same odium. The eye of the snake has unquestionably operated to his

prejudice; there is an entire want of expression about it which baffles

the effort of man to penetrate its mask, and to get at the creature’s

inner nature. Had the snake been endowed with an eyelid and a clear

liquid eye, man would have been more inclined to respond to its

advances, and to give it the place it requires by his domestic hearth.

It is doubtless unjust that the snake should suffer from a defect for

which it is not personally responsible, but unfortunately man is not

always just in his dealings with the lower order of creation.

The snake varies in dimensions far more than does any other living

creature. The dog perhaps approaches most nearly to it in this respect,

but the dog is to a great extent what man has made him by careful

breeding and selection; and yet even in that case the great St. Bernard

is not so large in proportion to the tiny toy terrier as is the giant

boa of tropical forests by the side of some of the slender little whip

snakes. Undoubtedly the snake in prehistoric times grew to much larger

dimensions than at present, and skeletons of snakes have been found in

America by the side of which the largest existing python is absolutely

insignificant. Indeed, they rival in size the largest sea-serpent, as

described by its beholders. The serpent that kept a whole Roman army at

bay was but a pigmy to these extinct creatures, and man has reason to

congratulate himself that they probably disappeared before he had any

opportunity of coming into contact with them.

No theory has been offered by men of science why some species of snakes

should be provided with venomous fangs, while others have no such

advantage, and there have been hot arguments whether the original father

of all snakes was or was not so furnished. The balance of probability

would certainly appear to be with those who argue that he must have had

venomous teeth. Had it not been so, it is difficult to believe that his

descendants could by any process of survival or selection have

established poison bags in their jaws, with the necessary apparatus for

passing that poison through hollows in the fangs. Upon the other hand,

it is easy to understand that had the snakes all been originally so

furnished, some of them might, either from accident or from incautiously

grasping a round stone under the belief that it was a bird’s egg, have

knocked out their fangs, and that their descendants might have been born

without them. We have, indeed, an example of similar action in the case

of the Manx cat, who, being descended from an ancestor which had, either

by traps or otherwise, the misfortune to lose his tail, begot a race of

tail-less cats, whose descendants have to the present day lacked the

usual caudal appendage. If, then, a cat could transmit this accidental

peculiarity to his descendants, there can be no reason to doubt that, in

some cases, a snake having lost his poison fangs could be the father of

a race of snakes similarly deficient.

As might be expected, the largest snakes all belong to the non-venomous

species. Being unprovided with the teeth that enabled their congeners to

slay their prey or combat enemies, the fangless snakes would naturally

devise other means to procure a living. Having no offensive weapons,

they would recognise at once that some entirely novel means must be hit

upon. They could neither bite nor tear their prey: they could neither

stun it with blows, nor, like the crocodile, drown it. It was, we may

suppose, to a snake of exceptional genius that the idea occurred of

squeezing a foe to death. The idea was, doubtless, received with

enthusiasm, but to be carried into effect against any but the smallest

of creatures it was clearly necessary that the fangless snakes should

attain far larger dimensions than those possessed by any of the species

furnished with poison fangs. However, the idea once mooted, Mr. Darwin’s

system of natural selection would do the rest. The smaller individuals

remained small, and from them sprang the blind worm and other species of

harmless snakes. The larger individuals paired together, and keeping the

one object steadily before them, in time their descendants attained the

gigantic proportions of the fossil serpents, who could have mastered and

made a meal of the Mastodon as easily as the largest boa now existing

could dispose of a rabbit. With the disappearance of the huge

prehistoric animals, the serpent must have seen that unless he were to

perish of hunger it was necessary for him to reduce his size; and by a

long process, the exact reverse of that by which he had built up his

bulk, he diminished himself to dimensions which, though still vastly

greater than those of the poisonous snake, were yet in exact proportion

to the size of the animals that were henceforth to furnish him with

food.

So far there has been no marked change in the sentiments which man and

the snake have entertained towards each other from the earliest times;

and it is probable that at no distant date, when man has peopled the

world to its utmost limits, the snake will find that it is incumbent

upon him to go.

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FROGS.

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THERE can be no doubt that frogs do not stand as high as they ought to

do in the estimation of the world. They are regarded as creatures of

little account, and their large mouths and general emptiness have told

against them, though why this should be so can hardly be explained,

seeing that several human beings possessing precisely the same

characteristics are regarded as great statesmen. But these physical

peculiarities are, after all, a minor consideration, and the low

estimation in which frogs are regarded really arises from an irreparable

misfortune which has befallen the whole race—namely, their inability to

stand upright. It is this inability which has sunk the frog so low in

the scale of creation. Had he possessed the power of standing upright,

his striking resemblance to a somewhat stout human being would have been

so remarkable, that it is probable he would have ranked even higher than

the monkey as a type, if not as an ancestor, of man. Any one who has

seen well executed specimens of frogs set up in the attitudes of human

beings, must have been struck with the extraordinary resemblance, and a

community of frogs capable of walking would undoubtedly be regarded by

men as the closest assimilation in the animal world to human forms and

ways. Frogs, no doubt, owe this loss of the power of walking to the

persistent habit of their early ancestors of sitting in the water, a

habit which, at first, naturally resulted in lumbago, and finally

deprived them and their descendants of the proper use of their lower

limbs.

[++ Illustration: Frogs]

In the earlier ages of the world there is strong evidence that frogs had

not lost this power; and the learned may without difficulty assign the

origin of all the early legends of pixies, brownies, and dwarfs to the

accidental discovery by ignorant rustics of communities of frogs, which

had not, as yet, lost the power of walking. It may, of course, be urged

that even admitting the existence of troops of little manikins with

human motions, this would not account for the long conversations and

strange doings reported of the brownies and pixies, were these nothing

but frogs with the power of standing and walking upright. But such an

argument fails to take into consideration the united power of

superstition and imagination. Have not elaborate ghost stories

originated upon no more solid basis than a shadow upon a wall, a

fluttering garment, or a wreath of evening mist? Are not the Irish

peasantry full of stories of the most detailed adventures with fairies,

and are not all popular myths built up on the most slender foundations?

The frightened peasant who, returning from work in the gloaming, first

came upon a tribe of frogs walking about like human beings, would, upon

reaching home, scared out of his senses, magnify what he had seen. Not

content with describing the tribe of little men, clad in green and brown

jerkins, he would be sure to invent further wonders in the way of

conversation, and, as his story spread, so it would grow, until the

existence of a race of brownies would become locally believed in. The

next rustic who came upon the tribe of frogs would of course outvie the

first discoverer in the fulness of his details; and thus we can see how,

upon the foundation afforded by the frogs who had not yet lost their

power of walking upright, the whole superstructure of brownies, pixies,

and elves would naturally be raised.

No one who has closely watched the habits of a frog can doubt that he

possesses great thinking powers, and a fund of information, inherited or

acquired. His habit of sitting motionless is clearly identical with that

of the philosophic thinker. There can be no reason why he should so long

remain in the same attitude, save that he is meditating. His

weather-wisdom is notorious; he descries the approach of wet weather

long before any change is visible to the duller sense of man. As an

athlete he is remarkable, in spite of his comparatively disproportionate

girth; he can leap long distances, and as a swimmer he is unrivalled.

Although habitually silent, he is capable of sustaining a lively

conversation, and even of singing. These accomplishments he is chary of

displaying in this country, having experience of the proneness of the

rustic boy to cast stones at him; but in countries such as Italy, where

the boy is less aggressive and the frog more numerous, the force and

power with which a tribe of frogs will lift up their voices in chorus is

astounding.

It has been the opinion of scientific inquirers that the frog could do a

great deal more talking than he does if he chose. Certain it is that a

frog, when in danger, such as being played with by a cat, can cry like a

child, making himself heard two or three hundred yards away. But it is

only on an emergency like this, or when assembled in conclave, that the

frog cares to break his customary silence. He acquired the habit

undoubtedly during the period of his sojourn under water in the guise of

a tadpole. During that period of his life he had neither means nor

opportunities of exchanging ideas with his fellows, and the result is

the same taciturnity in afterlife that would be shown by a human being

deprived during his early years of all friendly intercourse with others.

That the frog possesses a strong sense of humour is undeniable. The

manner in which he will sit, apparently unconscious of the approach of

man, until a hand is outstretched to seize him, and will then, with a

whisk and plunge, dive headlong into a pool, and lift his head from the

water at a safe distance, in evident enjoyment of the trick he has

played, is a proof of this.

[++ Illustration: Frogs]

That frogs are dainty eating is acknowledged by all who have tried them.

In this respect their striking likeness upon a small scale to the human

race has, doubtless, been advantageous to them, for it is this which has

deterred the fastidious from feasting on them,—the idea that there is

something approaching cannibalism in the consumption of a frog being

still very strong in the uncultivated human mind. It has been urged, as

an argument against the near relationship of frogs to the human family,

that they build no abodes for themselves; but such abodes would be

clearly superfluous in the case of creatures who absolutely prefer being

wet to being dry, who are comfortably clothed in handsome waterproof

jackets, and prefer to eat their food raw to cooking it. In some

respects the frog has an advantage over the human being. He has no

trouble whatever with his family, which is a large one, for, from the

first, tadpoles are able to set themselves up in life without assistance

from their parents.

Frogs vary in colour and habit in different countries fully as much as

do the human race. Although, as a family, they prefer marshy places,

some species never go near the water from the time they emerge from the

tadpole state until they return to it full of family cares. There are

other kinds which make their living among trees, climbing with great

sureness of foot, rivalling the leaves in their hue, and feeding upon

the insects that frequent them. This power of adaptation to

circumstances must be taken as another proof of the intellectual

development of the frog, and, had the race received as much

consideration from man as has fallen to the lot of many animals, there

is no saying to what point their intellectual faculties would have

developed. As it is, it cannot be denied that they compare not

unfavourably with similarly neglected human beings, and the frog can, at

least, claim to be on a level with a Digger Indian.

Whether the frog is endowed with courage is a moot point. He has not, it

is true, been seen to dispute the passage of his favourite haunts with

wild beasts, or even with horses or oxen; but this may arise from

magnanimity as well as from want of courage, and he may feel that, being

able to enjoy the pool at all times, it would be unjust to grudge a

drink occasionally to thirsty animals. As to insects, he is less

tolerant, and destroys those who venture on the surface of what he

considers his water with promptitude and despatch. Enough has surely

been said to show that the frog is worthy of vastly higher consideration

at the hands of man than he has been in the habit of receiving, and

that, were it not for that unfortunate affliction in the matter of legs,

frogs would attract great attention from their striking similarity to

men, their meditative habits, their powers of concerted singing, and

their great athletic attainments. Now that attention has been called to

them, doubtless the race will be seriously studied, and it may be

expected that it will be discovered that they possess far higher and

finer traits of character than has hitherto been suspected.

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DADDY-LONG-LEGS.

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ONE compensation for the coming of winter is that at that season we are

free from the presence of the daddy-long-legs, known to the scientific

as _Tipula oleracea_, who comes among us in the autumn in vast hosts,

and makes himself as unpleasantly conspicuous as possible by his earnest

and persevering efforts to commit suicide in our lamps and candles. This

creature is remarkable as being a standing protest against the Darwinian

theory of the survival of the fittest. Nothing could be more unfit than

this insect to battle for existence; his flight is slow and weary; he is

incapable of dodging his pettiest foes, and his long, useless legs are

everywhere in his way. Had there been anything in the theory, the

_Tipula oleracea_ would have set to work to shorten his legs, to

strengthen his wings, and to attain something of the easy elegance and

lightness of movement of his first cousin, the gnat. That it is no fault

of his own that he has not done so we may be sure, for evidently the

creature is painfully conscious of the clumsiness of his appearance and

gait, and is prepared at the shortest of notice to divest himself

altogether of the legs which are such an encumbrance to him. The urgency

of his desire to commit suicide in the flames is another proof of his

consciousness that he is a painful failure, and that the sooner he

terminates his existence the better, and he gladly yields up his life on

the smallest pressure between the human finger and thumb. He himself is

unable to see, and no one else has been able to discover, the _raison

d’être_ of his existence. He is certainly not ornamental, nor is he

useful. He has no means of defence, and seems to have no joys in his

life. He does not appear to have even the pleasure of going to sleep.

Other insects are diurnal or nocturnal in their habits, but the _Tipula_

is active all day, and about and on the look-out for candles all night.

The closest observer has never seen him close an eye. Even in the grub

state his existence cannot be a cheerful one, unless he derives a

positive pleasure from the act of devouring everything he comes across.

For as a grub, he possesses no legs, and no visible eyes; he is a round,

wrinkled, tough tube, and one of the most destructive of the enemies of

the farmer and the gardener.

Why in one stage of his life this creature should be altogether legless,

while in the other he should possess an absolute superfluity of leg, is

a problem which has puzzled the deepest thinkers, and it has been

suggested that the abnormal stupidity of the daddy-long-legs is caused

by his own ineffectual efforts to grapple with the problem. Nature,

indeed, has given to him an infinitesimally small amount of brain. While

in the fly and the ant the head bears almost the same proportion to the

body as it does in the human species, in the _Tipula oleracea_ it is not

the hundredth part of the bulk of the body; indeed, it is questionable

whether in all nature a creature is to be found so badly provided with

head. Even the rustic mind, which is slow to recognise facts in Natural

History, views this unfortunate and misshapen insect with good-natured

pity and sympathy. The very village boys abstain from tormenting him,

partly perhaps from their feelings of kindly contempt; more because he

is too slow and stupid for his chase to cause any excitement; most of

all because he parts with his legs and wings so willingly that there can

be no pleasure in tormenting a creature who does not care whether he

loses them or not. The _Tipula_ is spoken of by rustics as

Gaffer-long-legs, sometimes as Peter—or Harry-long-legs, and is credited

with a character for harmlessness and blundering well-meaningness, which

is sufficiently well deserved in his state as a perfect insect, but is

wide of the mark indeed in his larva stage. The wrinkled tube is one of

the most voracious of creatures, and nothing comes amiss to it. The

roots of grass, turnips, potatoes, and, indeed, almost all vegetables,

are equally welcome. When the villa gardener sees with dismay his

cherished little piece of lawn turn yellow and gradually wither up, he

knows, or ought to know, that it is the work of the grub of the

daddy-long-legs. He had, indeed, in the autumn watched swarms of these

creatures blundering about on the grass, taking short flights of a foot

or two, and settling down again, but it did not then strike him that

each and every one of them was hard at work laying eggs, and that their

seemingly meaningless flights were only movements from crevice to

crevice in the soil, an egg being inserted in the ground whenever the

_Tipula_ could find a spot in which she could introduce it. The work of

maternity once completed, the daddy-long-legs waits till nightfall, and

then hastens to commit suicide at the first friendly light. As many

will, if an opportunity be offered, perform this speedy despatch

previous to the deposition of their eggs, those who have the wellbeing

of their lawn at heart will do well to light a fire of shavings or other

brightly burning stuff in the close vicinity of their grass for an hour

or two every evening when the daddy-long-legs first begin to appear in

form. They will fly into the flames by thousands. Some may urge that

such a method is cruel, but death in a large body of flame is

instantaneous. Indeed, ocular demonstration is abundant to show that

these creatures, as, indeed, most other insects, are scarcely capable of

suffering; for, were it otherwise, it is hardly possible that they

should, after repeated singeings, continue to fly at a candle flame till

they finally succeed in destroying themselves. Where such measures as

this are not taken, and the flies are permitted to deposit their eggs in

the soil, the only method of safety is by rolling the ground with very

heavy rollers, so as to destroy the grubs, but this has only a partial

success, as most of them are too deep below the surface to suffer injury

from the pressure.

Birds are valuable allies to the farmer and gardener in their war with

the daddy-long-legs, but their numbers are wholly insufficient to cope

with the evil. Even the most voracious bird would be choked did he try

to stow away more than a certain-sized bundle of straggling legs and

wings in his crop. Moreover, the _Tipula_ appears at about the same time

that plums ripen, and birds greatly prefer stone fruit to

daddy-long-legs. As our own taste inclines the same way, we cannot find

any serious fault with them on this score. Spiders dispose of a few, but

it is remarkable that, awkward and blundering as the daddy-long-legs’

flight is, he very seldom intrudes into the meshes spread for him by the

spider. He makes no efforts to avoid a human being, and will fly right

into his face with the greatest nonchalance; he will settle in his hair,

and cling to his clothes, but he will almost always manage to avoid a

spider’s web. In the autumn spiders are extremely plentiful, and their

webs spread from bush to bush, and from tree to tree, are a perfect

nuisance to passers-by. With the nets spread for them in all directions,

it is wonderful how the _Tipula_ manages always to avoid these snares;

for, however thickly they may be swarming in the garden, it will need a

very careful search to find a single specimen in one of the webs.

This naturally gives rise to the idea that the daddy-long-legs is a far

craftier insect than he is generally assumed to be, and that his

awkwardness of gait and motion is assumed merely to gain sympathy and

toleration; just as a woman pretends to be an invalid when she wishes to

coax her husband into giving her something she has set her mind on.

There may be something in the hypothesis, but the smallness of head and

lack of brains are against the theory; and we prefer to believe that the

insect’s power of avoiding the snares of the wily spider is due to some

at present undiscovered sense or instinct. The daddy-long-legs has not

been used to any extent for edible purposes, but there is no reason why

he should not be as good as the locust, who is by no means bad eating.

Those who are fond of experiments could easily collect a sufficient

number by the aid of a sweep net on any piece of grass during the month

of September.

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THE APHIS.

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INDIVIDUALLY the aphis is insignificant; collectively the aphides are a

mighty army working incessant damage to man. Whether the locust, the

caterpillar, or the aphis effects the greatest injury upon the

vegetation necessary to man’s existence is a moot point. Were the locust

to be found in all parts of the world, instead of being confined within

comparatively limited regions, the palm would certainly be awarded to

it, for the locust spares nothing, and destroys every green thing as its

armies march along. The caterpillar and the aphis, although far more

widely distributed, are less universal in their tastes, and fortunately

neither of them has any partiality for cereals, the great staple of

man’s food. It may well be believed, however, that were it not that the

caterpillar is kept down by the ichneumon, and the aphis by the ladybird

and other foes, both would in a very short time multiply so vastly that

having devoured every other green thing they would be driven to fall

upon the corn crops in their green stage; for when approaching ripeness

the cereals are far too hard for mastication even by the jaws of the

caterpillar, while the aphis might as well endeavour to obtain

sustenance from a stone-wall. It is needless, however, here to enter

into a detailed consideration as to the respective merits, or rather

demerits, of the three insect scourges; it is enough that one aphis

alone is fully capable, if left to its own devices, of developing in the

course of a single year into a host so mighty that it would cover the

land and wither up and devour all green things. While the caterpillar

devours the substance of plants, the aphis only sucks their juices, and

kills by so enfeebling the shoots that they are unable to put forth

their leaves. It is an awkward, slow-moving creature, with its heavy

green body swelled almost to bursting with vegetable juice, supported by

legs so thin and fragile that they can scarce hold up its weight; and

yet it seems to pervade all nature, and to appear at its season in vast

armies, which fall almost simultaneously, it would seem, upon the plants

it affects. So sudden and unaccountable is their appearance, that there

are many persons who have maintained, and vast numbers still firmly

believe, that the aphis is spontaneously produced from the juices of the

plants it affects. The rose-grower will go into his garden and watch the

young shoots from the leaves making vigorous progress, and he smiles to

himself at the thought of how soon the sprays will be covered with rich

blossoms. A cold night comes, followed perhaps by a day or two of dull

weather. He shakes his head as he inspects his bushes, and marks how the

delicate young leaves are slightly discoloured. He knows what will

follow. Two or three days later every shoot is closely packed with a

layer of the green fly sucking up its vital juices. It is not surprising

that the grower absolutely refuses to believe that the whole of this

infinite number of creatures were floating in the air waiting to pounce

upon his plants at the very instant when, weakened by the frost, they

are the less able to resist its attacks.

What renders the problem still more difficult is that the aphis army is

not homogeneous. Each plant has its own tribe that prey upon its juices.

The bean aphis differs from that of the rose, and this again from the

hop fly; and, indeed, the number of varieties of aphis is exceedingly

large. This greatly adds to the difficulty of explaining their

simultaneous appearance in such countless numbers, for it would be

necessary to imagine not only one army of aphides ready to sweep down

upon vegetation weakened by frost or east wind, but a number of them,

each selecting the particular plants they love, and rejecting all

others—one hovering round the town looking out for the rose-trees in its

suburbs, another scouring the rural districts in search of beans or

peas, a third biding its time until drought or long spell of wet weather

shall have weakened the hop bines to a point when they may be in a

condition to suit its palate. It must be remembered that their

appearance upon a certain plant is not gradual, but almost simultaneous.

A week after a sharp frost on a May morning the whole of the rose

growers in the district affected by the frost will find their plants

attacked by the aphis, while the wail of the hop growers at the

appearance of the fly will rise simultaneously over a whole district.

The scientific explanation is that the appearance of the aphis in such

vast numbers simultaneously is due to its prolific nature, but the

practical man refuses to credit the suggestion. The aphis is prolific,

but not prolific in the same way as is the white ant. The aphis will

produce twenty-five offspring daily, but this will not account in any

way for the fact that within a day or two of the pest making its

appearance hundreds of thousands are to be found on every rose bush.

Could the female aphis, like the termite, produce eighty thousand per

day, the argument that the whole of the rose trees in a garden have been

covered by the offspring of comparatively few females who found their

way there might be accepted readily enough; but the rate of increase is

incredible when we know that each female can produce but twenty-five

young in twenty-four hours. It would need, then, not a few, but an

infinite host of winged females, to account for the phenomenon. That

many may pass the winter as eggs in the bark of trees and other places

may be granted, but no one has yet observed the vast hordes streaming

out from their places of concealment ready to start off in search of

peas or beans, roses or hops. Moreover, in seasons favourable to

vegetation, when neither frost nor east winds nor prolonged wet nor

drought weaken the plants, and they grow robust and strong, what becomes

of the armies of green fly that would, had the vegetation been sickly,

have pounced down upon it? Nothing could be less scientific than these

arguments, but as somehow there is common sense in them, they commend

themselves to the minds of the foolish multitude, who, in spite of the

teaching of their instructors, still believe the evidence of their own

eyes that the aphis is the product of a certain unhealthy state of the

juice of plants.

But although the increase at the rate of twenty-five per day by no means

accounts for the almost simultaneous appearance of countless millions,

it is a ratio that unless checked would by the end of the season

absolutely cover the face of the earth, for the young ones so speedily

become mothers that it is calculated the descendants of one aphis will

during the season number 5,904,900,000. One objection on the part of

scientific men to the spontaneous generation theory is that the aphis in

other respects is an exception to the general law that governs the lives

of all other creatures. It is not necessary for the aphis to have a

father. The aphides that appear in spring are all females, and the

process of multiplication and re-multiplication goes on with as much

regularity as if the male sex had no part whatever in the economy of the

world. It is only late in the autumn that the males appear, and it is

not until after pairing that the females take to laying eggs, all the

previous generations having been born alive. It is clear that when

treating of a creature so unique in its habits and ways, the word

“impossible” should never be used even by men so absolutely sure of what

they assert as are scientific men. It is well, indeed, for man that the

six thousand million possible descendants from each spring aphis do not

put in their appearance. Happily nature, while in a moment of

light-heartedness producing creatures possessed of such extraordinary

powers of multiplication, and of no visible place or advantage in the

general scheme of creation, thought proper to furnish them with a vast

number of foes, whose life should be spent in ceaseless efforts to

counteract the effects of this fertility. Chief among these stands the

ladybird, but there are numerous others almost as indefatigable and

voracious, even without counting man, with his tobacco juice, soap-suds,

and fumigating apparatus. Nature has handed over the aphis defenceless

to its destroyers. It possesses neither jaws nor sting; it is unprovided

with armour, it cannot coil itself up like a wood louse, or assume a

threatening aspect like the Devil’s Coach-horse. It is simply a helpless

and unresisting victim, whose destiny is to do as much damage as it can

to vegetation, and then to be slain. The closest observers have been

unable to detect any signs of playfulness or of any other form of

enjoyment in the aphis. Its existence is as monotonous as that of the

vegetable the juices of which it drinks, and from the juices of which it

is popularly believed to have sprung.

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GEESE.

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NO thoughtful man who believes in the transmigration of souls can doubt

for an instant that those of military men pass a portion of their period

of change in the bodies of geese. Of all birds it is the most military;

its carriage, habits, and customs all point to its being animated by a

spirit which in some former phase of existence has passed through the

hands of a drill sergeant. Whether walking, swimming, or flying, the

goose shows its military instincts. It carries its head well upright,

with a certain amount of stiffness, which speaks of reminiscences of the

military stock. It advances with its comrades in solid phalanx, and even

when feeding preserves the same order, and holds itself in readiness for

instant action. A similar formation is preserved while swimming and

flying, although in the latter exercise the goose prefers travelling in

single file, each member of the column preserving its distance

accurately, and keeping itself in readiness to range up in close order

should necessity require such a movement.

[++ Illustration: Geese]

The watchfulness of the bird is proverbial. In their wild state sentries

always keep guard over the feeding flock, and at night it is easier to

surprise a house guarded by the most wakeful of watch-dogs than to

approach one around which geese have taken up their quarters. The fact

that geese saved Rome by giving warning of the approach of the Gauls

while the watch-dog slept is historical, and the goose was ever

afterwards honoured by that military people. Even now the goose is

employed in many places as a watcher, and there are many nurserymen in

the neighbourhood of London who keep two or three geese in their gardens

to give notice of the approach of marauders upon their fruit and

flowers. It is singular, indeed, that they have not been utilised still

further in this direction. They certainly have the drawback that,

however great their valour, they are not feared by the armed burglar as

much as is a savage watch-dog; but, upon the other hand, they can be

cheaply kept, and can bring up a family which can be turned to other

purposes than that of sentinels. Of all birds they are the most

courageous; the gallinaceæ, and, indeed, many other birds, will fight

fiercely among themselves, but they rarely exhibit valour against other

creatures, and are almost universally afraid of man. The goose, on the

contrary, is of mild temper with its comrades, and it is rare indeed

that quarrels of a serious nature arise even in a large flock of them;

but they have little fear of other creatures. They will close up

together and face a dog, and will fiercely resent the approach of a bull

to their feeding ground; they will attack even a good-sized boy who

ventures to interfere with them, and although they will retreat before a

man, they do so in good military order, showing a brave front as they

fall back, and ready instantly to assume the offensive if an occasion

offers itself.

In its wild state the goose is an aquatic bird, but when domesticated

among us it prefers the dry land to the water; even when a pond is handy

for its use, it passes but a very small portion of its time upon the

water, and depends principally for its sustenance upon what it can pick

up on the land. It has doubtless observed that the horse, the bullock,

and the sheep, who stand high in the estimation of man, obtain their

sustenance by grazing in the fields, and has therefore abandoned its

family habits of feeding upon marine plants and insects, and has taken

to grazing. It retains its web feet, however, so as to be in readiness

for any contingency that may arise. This adaptability to circumstances

has given rise to the supposition that the military spirits inhabiting

the bodies of geese belonged in their lifetime to the gallant corps of

marines, who always distinguish themselves equally by land and sea. The

goose has suffered grievously owing to the popular, but altogether

erroneous, belief in its silliness. How this belief—as expressed by

calling a child a silly or a stupid goose—first originated has never

been explained, for there can be no doubt whatever that the goose

possesses an intelligence far above that of average birds.

Under ordinary circumstances the goose is dignified in its deportment,

and there is nothing that so angers it as to be hurried. Under such

circumstances its movements are awkward, and when compelled to walk much

faster than its ordinary gait, it is often on the verge of falling on

its nose—a misfortune which does not, so far as we know, happen to any

other bird or beast under the same circumstances. It is the

consciousness, no doubt, that its appearance when so bustled borders on

the ludicrous that excites the anger of the goose, for it is to be

observed that after such an exhibition it is a long time before it

recovers its usual placidity of demeanour. At times geese have shown

themselves capable of strong personal attachment to their owners,

following them about like dogs, and abandoning their usual habits of

military evolution with their comrades. This clearly enough points to

the fact that these geese were, in their former state, soldier-servants,

whose duties lay in personal attendance upon officers, and were never of

a military character.

[++ Illustration: Mother Goose and Dog]

Unlike the hen, the female goose is not perpetually roaming about laying

eggs. In the proper season she lays a sufficient number for the

perpetuation of her race, and brings up a family more or less carefully;

but even in this matter she does not exhibit the perpetual fussiness of

the hen. She allows her young ones considerable freedom of action, but

is ready in their defence to face the largest dog, and to oppose a

threatening and formidable demeanour even to a human being whom she

suspects of aggressive intentions towards them. So courageous is her

attitude under such circumstances, that even the fiercest dogs will turn

tail before her onslaught, and the ordinary boy, although he may pretend

to deride her anger, will keep at a respectful distance from her.

Undoubtedly the goose when attacking would have a more dignified

appearance did it keep its head back in readiness for a stroke, as does

the swan, instead of advancing with outstretched neck. This, however, is

clearly the result of bygone drill, and the reminiscence of bayonet

exercise. The cry of the goose is scarcely melodious; its hissing is

almost peculiar to itself, its congener, the swan, being alone with it

in the possession of the faculty of raising this angry and threatening

sound. A flock of geese advancing to the attack, hissing loudly, are

sufficiently alarming to the average woman, and terrifying in the

extreme to a child, and even animals vastly superior in bulk and

strength exhibit signs of trepidation when thus assailed. As might be

expected, the goose is not particular as to its rations, and will eat

anything. It will browse upon water weeds, it will graze on grass, it

delights in corn, and will eat scraps of any kind of food. The final

result of all this is eminently satisfactory. It is doubtful whether any

kind of bird affords such excellent eating. Were the goose a rare bird,

and its flesh so costly as to be seen only on the tables of the wealthy,

it is probable that it would be considered as the very greatest of

luxuries. Owing, however, to its numbers, and the manner in which it

picks up its own living, it requires but little outlay in its rearing.

Its flesh is so plentiful that at certain seasons of the year it can

actually be purchased at a lower rate than butcher’s meat. At Christmas

time geese can be bought in London at sixpence a pound, and the goose

can fairly claim to be the working man’s greatest luxury in the way of

food.

Although fashion has ordained that the turkey shall occupy the place of

honour on the Christmas board of the well-to-do, the flesh of that bird

is dry and tasteless in comparison to the juicy and well-flavoured meat

of the goose. But, in addition to supplying man with some of his most

tasty food, the goose also bestows upon him the most comfortable of

beds. It is true that the hand of innovation has produced many

contrivances of steel and iron, with complications of springs, to

produce the same effect of elasticity as the bed stuffed with good goose

feathers, and it may be owned that in summer time the spring bed

possesses certain advantages, but in the depth of winter it is a poor

substitute for the warmth and cosiness of the feather bed. Altogether,

the goose deserves a far higher place than it really occupies in the

esteem and affection of mankind. Its courage and military habits render

it admirable when alive; its flesh and its feathers should win for it

our warmest regard after its death.

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SLUGS.

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ALTHOUGH the slug is not generally classed under the head of _feræ

naturæ_, it is in the summer time of the year hunted extensively, and

with the greatest assiduity. The chase is kept up, indeed, in every

garden in England, but it is in the villa gardens of London that the

hunt is most actively pursued. It is not that the hatred towards the

slug is stronger there than elsewhere, but its depredations are more

noticed and cause greater annoyance. In a large country garden, although

the head gardener may gnash his teeth when he finds that heavy raids

have been made upon his beds of petunias or his tender young vegetables,

the damage done is comparatively so small that it is scarcely noticed.

But the ravages committed in a villa garden catch the eye at once. The

possessor, if fond of his little domain, knows every plant in it by

sight, and when he finds a dozen of his pet seedlings—raised under a

handlight, watched, watered, and tended with pride and pleasure—lying

upon the ground, eaten off a quarter of an inch above the surface on the

very morning after being planted out, his heart is filled with grief and

rage, and he becomes from that day a determined slug-hunter. This

pursuit is a fascinating one; undertaken at first from a thirst for

vengeance, it is soon pursued for its own sake. Many high qualities are

requisite for marked success in the sport. It requires watchfulness,

patience, ingenuity, a knowledge of the habits of the prey and of its

likes and dislikes, and a certain intrepidity as to the risks from night

air and damp feet, for it is only when the ground is moist that anything

like a good bag can be hoped for.

The slug is as defenceless as the pigeon, and no greater share of

courage is required for slug hunting than for pigeon shooting; but

whereas the one amusement is a slaughter of innocents, the other is the

destruction of ravening beasts, and stands therefore in a far higher

category. The slug trusts neither to speed nor fierceness; we know from

story how his cousin, the snail, when attacked, put to flight a troop of

tailors, by the exhibition of his horns, or, as the scientific would

tell us, of his eyes on their upreared stalks. But if the slug possesses

eyes, he makes no show of them. We are aware that he possesses a

rudimentary shell, which he carries somewhere in his body, and it is

possible that he stows away his eyes with equal care.

Secretiveness is, indeed, a strong point in his character, and it

enables him to hide himself with such marked success that, until he

chooses from hunger or inclination to walk abroad, he can defy the most

careful searcher. The slug, unlike the snail, leaves a trail behind him,

and this remains visible for hours. The creature is fully aware of the

danger which this shining evidence of his passage would entail upon him,

but his native craft enables him to baffle his pursuers. As the fox

doubles across his trail to throw off the hounds, so does the slug upon

his return to his hiding-place at daylight double and twist until his

trail is a very labyrinth which Dædalus himself could not solve. Men

have been known in the enthusiasm of the chase to sprinkle finely

powdered charcoal over a trail of this kind. The use of a bellows

removes all the particles save those adhering to the shiny trail, which

is thus rendered permanent, and can then be studied at leisure. But even

under these favourable conditions the problem has proved insoluble, and

medical men cannot too strongly dissuade their patients from undertaking

a pursuit which experience has shown will eventually terminate in

madness.

People who write books about gardening give instructions for guarding

plants from snails, and often recommend a circle of sawdust, soot, or

lime to be spread round each plant. The villa gardener knows that one

might as well try to keep a fox from a hen-roost by making a chalk mark

on the door. He has tried the experiment. He has spent hours, and nearly

broken his back, in applying these pretended remedies, and in the

morning his most cherished plants have fallen before the destroyer. He

knows that there is no prevention, and that the only cure is the

persistent hunting down of the enemy. There are various methods of

attaining this end. Pieces of orange peel, if laid on the ground, may be

searched in the morning with a fair chance of success; for the slug is

so fond of them that, instead of returning to his home at daybreak, he

clings to them, and may be found underneath, gorged with over-much

eating. Pieces of board six or eight inches square, pressed firmly into

the ground, are a good trap, as these keep the soil beneath them moist,

and the slug loves moisture and takes refuge under them. Much execution

may be done by these and similar traps, but the enthusiast regards these

devices with contempt, for he knows that the enemy may be thinned but

that he will never be exterminated by such means. The legitimate sport

is the night hunt, the search, by the light of a lantern, of cabbage or

lettuce leaves cast down in the favourite haunts of the slug. On these,

on a warm night after a light rain, it may be found by the score—of all

sizes, from the tiny glistening speck no larger than a pin’s head, to

the full-grown animal as long and as thick as a man’s little finger. The

slug-hunter recognises two species of slugs. There are others he knows,

notably the great black slug of the woods, but these concern him not.

The two garden species are the white slug, slimy, active, and

enterprising, thin in figure, and seldom over an inch in length; and the

brown slug, very much larger and heavier, short and dumpty in figure,

triangular in section, only slightly slimy to the touch, and with a coat

of the toughness of india-rubber.

Hitherto all efforts to turn the slug to profitable use have failed, and

mankind have been content to destroy without utilising it. The snail, we

know, makes a good and nourishing soup, and nothing but prejudice

prevents it from becoming a valuable article of food. But the snail,

living as it does in its shell, has but a soft skin, while the slug

possesses a coat of extraordinary toughness, which would seem to be an

obstacle in the way of its ever becoming useful for culinary purposes.

Inventive minds have suggested other uses for it. An enthusiast was

convinced that the slug would make an admirable glue, while another has

pointed out that the skin of large specimens, carefully tanned, would

make imperishable fingers for gloves. The latter idea has never yet been

carried out, owing to the impossibility of finding any material of equal

durability and toughness for the other portions of the glove.

All efforts to tame or educate the slug have been vain. It has, indeed,

been used by showmen at fairs to spell out names from letters scattered

at random on the stage; but it is well-known that the creatures were

directed to the desired letters by small pieces of cabbage-leaf fastened

beneath them. The exhibition was abandoned, owing to the slowness of

movement of the creatures, as they took no fewer than four hours to

spell out a word of five letters, and audiences grew tired before the

conclusion of the performance, and did not stay to obtain the full value

of the penny paid at the door. But although, so far, the slug has failed

to afford either profit or gratification to man, its existence cannot be

termed a failure, for there can be no doubt that, although unprovided

with visible eyes, feet, or other organs, the slug manages to enjoy

itself vastly. It has a keen scent, and a most discriminating appetite;

its food is abundant, and costs it nothing. Although it can eat and

enjoy cabbage leaves, it has higher tastes. For young melons and

cucumber plants it has the keenest relish, seedlings of all sorts it

loves, and the more rare and valuable the better it likes them. The slug

is, in fact, a gourmand, and it is the delicacy of its palate which

proves its ruin. Did it content itself with the abundant cabbage or the

full-sized lettuce, men would not grudge it its share, and none would

trouble to hunt it with lantern and traps; but it is its fastidiousness

of appetite, its craving for the young and the rare, its weakness for

the quarter of an inch next to the ground of the stalks of seedlings,

which sets vengeance upon its track, and causes it to be hunted to

extermination. At present, however, the end is apparently far off; for

in spite of its foes the slug flourishes exceedingly, and whatever be

the prospects of other game, it is likely to afford sport for the

suburban gardener for generations to come.

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THE PIG.

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[++ Illustration: Pig]

SO accustomed are we to the pig in his sty that we are apt to forget

that he is naturally one of the most valiant of animals, a sturdy and

desperate fighter, able to hold his own against most wild beasts, and

ready to face man and to die, fighting valiantly to the last, in defence

of his wife and offspring. Whether the pig has improved or deteriorated

under the hand of man depends upon the point of view from which he is

regarded. Those engaged in consuming the succulent ham, or the crisp

rasher, would, doubtless, reply in the affirmative; while the Indian

officer, on his return from a morning spent in the fierce and hazardous

sport of pig-sticking, would utter as decided a negative. Between the

wild boar and the domestic pig the difference is as wide as between the

aboriginal Briton and the sleek alderman; and, in both cases, though

civilisation has done much, eating has done more to bring about the

change. Gluttony is undoubtedly at the root of the pig’s present

condition and status. It cannot be called a gourmand, for it is not

particular as to its food, and demands quantity rather than quality. It

is content to eat and to sleep alternately, and the whole energy of its

naturally vigorous disposition is devoted to putting on fat. The

consequence is, it is ready for market at almost any period of

existence. Whether as the toothsome sucking-pig or as a venerable

great-great-grandmother, the pig is, after a period of repose and extra

feeding, equally appreciated as an article of food. Other animals become

tough and lean in old age; the pig knows its duty to man better than

this, and is ready at all times of its life to bring itself into the

condition fitted for the knife. In his wild state the boar is swift of

foot, clad in a coat of coarse, thick hairs, with bristling spine. His

tusks are very formidable weapons, and he can use his strong forelegs to

strike with effect. Even the royal tiger will shun a contest with this

sturdy warrior, unless absolutely driven to it by hunger. His cousins

and relations all share his courage. The peccary of Mexico, small as he

is, will when in bands attack the jaguar, or even man, with absolute

confidence, and, although many may fall in the assault, will, in either

case, almost certainly prove the conqueror in the end; while the wild

pigs of Paraguay are equally fierce and formidable, and, having driven a

hunter into a tree, will remain round it, and refuse to retreat until

scores have fallen by his rifle, or until they are driven away by

hunger. The domestic pig, like the Britons when under the tutelage of

the Romans, would seem to have lost his warlike virtues, were it not

that there still lingers in his wicked little eye an expression of

savage defiance that speaks of a consciousness of latent power ready to

break into open war did he see a prospect of emancipating himself from

his degrading slavery.

There is a prejudice against the pig because he is dirty. It is

difficult to imagine a more unreasonable one. He is kept by man in a

filthy stye, penned in within the narrowest possible limits, and

deprived of the decencies of life. Under such circumstances, it is

practically impossible that he could be otherwise than dirty. As in his

wild state he is protected by a coat of smooth bristles from the dirt,

nature has not bestowed upon him the long and flexible tongue that

enables the dog and cat tribe to clean themselves. His short neck, too,

renders it impossible for him to reach the greater portion of his body.

The fact that his skin becomes dirty from the conditions under which he

lives would matter comparatively little, so far as the estimation in

which man holds him, were he covered with hair. Man is tolerant of dirt

when it is not brought prominently under his notice, and it is the

height of injustice to blame the pig for a hairlessness which is solely

due to the fact that he is kept in comparatively warm quarters. The pig

of Italy and Sardinia, which for the greater portion of the year picks

up his living in the forests in a state of semi-wildness, is still well

clothed with hair; and, indeed, it is only when kept entirely in

confinement, as with us, that he almost wholly loses his natural

covering.

The pig is an eminently vocal animal, and even in the bosom of his

family he maintains a steady, if to man monotonous, conversation. He

possesses a large variety of notes, in this respect far surpassing any

other animal. The cat has an extensive register, but principally among

the high notes; while the pig’s tones embrace the whole gamut, from the

deep grunt of discontent to the wild shriek of despair. Properly

educated, the pig should be capable of vocal triumphs of a very high

kind, its upper notes being as clear and no more unpleasant than the

corresponding ones of an operatic soprano, while the lower ones would be

the envy of a basso profundo. It is a little singular that no persistent

effort should have been made to utilise the pig’s vocal powers in this

direction, although he has at times been taught to spell and to perform

other feats requiring as high an intelligence as that of singing.

The pig is capable of adapting himself to all and any circumstances in

which he may find himself. In Ireland it complacently accepts the

position of a member of the family; in Africa and the East, where flesh

is not in demand, and no one takes the trouble to fatten him, he readily

assumes the office of scavenger in general, and performs that _role_

admirably. No one has yet, so far as we are aware, adopted the pig as a

drawing-room pet; and yet, if tended with the same care bestowed upon

the lap-dog, there is no reason why he should not shine in that

capacity. His tail is fully as curly as that of the pug, his skin may

compare not unfavourably with that of the shaved poodle, while in point

of sprightliness he is, at any rate in his younger days, superior to the

bulldog. He would not run up curtains like a kitten, nor knock down

valuable ornaments from the chimney-piece; while he might, doubtless, be

trained with very little trouble into becoming an efficient guard in the

house. He is certainly capable of affection, and, as all acquainted with

his habits are aware, has pronounced likes and dislikes.

In the East the pig is viewed with extreme abhorrence, or, at the best,

with contempt; but as he shares this feeling with the dog, it must be

regarded rather as a proof of the want of perspicuity on the part of man

than of any demerit on that of the pig. The pig does not naturally take

to the water, and it would have been well had he been, like the dog,

encouraged to do so, for when once fairly driven to it he is a good

swimmer; and the popular belief, that he cuts his own throat with its

fore feet, is, like many other popular beliefs, wholly erroneous,

although it is true that he will sometimes, in his first flurry at

finding himself in an unaccustomed element, scratch his cheeks somewhat

severely.

In the early days of our history the pig formed an even more important

article of food than he does now. The swineherd was a much more common

personage than the shepherd; and, indeed, at a time when the greater

part of the country was covered with a dense forest, sheep must have

been comparatively few and rare. In all the descriptions of the banquets

of our forefathers swine’s flesh stands in the very first position, and

seems to have been a much more common article of nutriment than beef.

The pig, indeed, affords a great variety of food. The boar’s head,

properly garnished, is a lordly dish; brawn has always been regarded as

a delicacy; and pig’s flesh is good whether boiled or roasted, salted or

smoked. The pig can be eaten almost to the last scrap, for his feet are

edible, chitterlings and tripe are relished by many, and from his

superabundant fat we have the lard so useful to housewives.

His skin furnishes an excellent leather. His bristles are unrivalled for

the manufacture of brushes. Our ancestors showed their wisdom in the

warm appreciation of the pig, and no small proportion of our cousins,

the Americans, exist almost entirely upon his flesh. The pig is an

admirable emigrant, and appears to be almost indifferent to climate,

flourishing wherever it has been introduced—from the sunny islands of

the South Seas to the rigour of a Canadian winter. So that it can be

given sufficient food or obtain it by foraging, he is contented, and

applies himself vigorously to the work of putting on flesh and rearing

frequent and extensive families. The contempt with which the pig is too

generally regarded should be exchanged for a respectful admiration of

his numerous and varied excellences.

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CATERPILLARS.

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BUTTERFLIES and gnats, bees, ants, flies, crickets, and many other

insects, have inspired writers of poetry or prose; but up to the present

time, as far as we know, no one has made the caterpillar his theme. Yet,

closely examined, many of the caterpillars are well-nigh as gorgeous in

their raiment as the most beautiful of butterflies. The caterpillar is

free from the flippancy and vanity of the butterfly—who spends by far

the greater portion of its life in play and flirtation; it has business

to do, and does it conscientiously, and is indeed a character to be

admired, save in the matter of the destruction of choice vegetables, for

which, after all, its mother, who deposited the egg upon them, is, in

fact, solely responsible. The caterpillar is infinite in its variety of

hue, but chiefly affects black, ashen grey, and white, bright greens,

yellows and browns with rich bands or blotches of white, yellow and

scarlet, and indeed almost every variety of brilliant colour. Sometimes

it is soft, smooth, and hairless; at others covered with a short, thick,

silken coat like velvet; and occasionally bristling with long, stiff

hair, a very porcupine among its fellows. Caterpillars from the time

they are born give evidence of the possession of two predominant

faculties, the one an all-devouring appetite; the other, the knowledge

of constant danger and the efforts to escape the eye of their teeming

foes. This they do in accordance with varied instincts inherited from

progenitors.

Some will hide on the under side of a leaf, others will eat into its

substance, and establish themselves a domicile between the outer and

inner tissue, proceeding at once to enlarge their house and to satisfy

their appetites. Others, on the approach of danger, will curl themselves

up, and drop to the ground, trusting to fortune to fall between two

clods of earth, but, in any case, shamming death until the danger has,

as they believe, passed away. Another kind, a greyish-brown in colour,

and rough and knobby of skin, will stand upright, imitating so exactly

the appearance of a little bent twig, that the keenest eye would fail to

detect the difference; while a great many caterpillars guard themselves

against unpleasant surprises by establishing themselves from the first

in a place of concealment, and there passing the greater portion of

their lives. When, as not unfrequently happens, the chosen hiding-place

is in the heart of a bud just beginning to form, the results are

naturally the death of the flower, and extreme exasperation upon the

part of its owner. There is nothing pugnacious about the caterpillar,

all its means of defence being more or less passive in their character.

A not inconsiderable section no sooner leave the egg than they set to

work to form themselves a shelter by turning over the edge of the leaf,

and fastening it with silken threads, so as to form at once a house and

a hiding-place. Lastly, there are the caterpillars who live in

communities, and establish a rampart against their foes by throwing

round their dwelling-place a thick curtain of silken threads, through

which their insect foes cannot break, while even birds seem to hold it

in high respect.

The mission of the caterpillar may be considered as two-fold: he has to

reach the chrysalis stage, from which he will emerge as a butterfly or

moth, and then perpetuate his species; and he is an admirable machine

for the conversion of vegetable matter into a form in which it can be

digested and relished by birds. He stands to the feathered world,

indeed, in exactly the same position that the ox and the sheep occupy in

relation to man. Although partial to seeds and fruits, birds are not

vegetarians in the broad sense of the term, and many would starve had

they nothing but leaves, whether of the rose or the cabbage, to devour;

the caterpillar then comes to the rescue, and forms the intermediary

link. He possesses an appetite of extraordinary voracity, and in the

course of his not very long life eats many hundred times his own weight

of vegetables, and converts them into a rich and luscious food for the

birds. It may be said that, in some respects at least, the instincts of

caterpillars must be defective, or, knowing that their plumpness is

their danger, they would eat less. This is no doubt true, but as it is

true also of sheep and bullocks, it can hardly be made the subject of

reproach to the caterpillar.

But, after all, vast as is the number of caterpillars who go to feed the

birds, it cannot be said that birds are by any means their chief enemy.

Their great foe and relentless exterminator is the ichneumon, against

whom none of their cunning devices of concealment avail, for he can

discover them unerringly in their inmost lurking-places. The ichneumon

varies in size as greatly as does the caterpillar himself. Some of them

are as long as wasps, although with a slender body, no thicker than a

bodkin; some so tiny that they can scarce be seen with the naked eye;

but all are alike in their habits. Watch one, large or small, as he

settles upon a leaf. Straightway he begins to hunt up and down with

quick eager motion, like a dog quartering a turnip field for partridges.

Up and down, below and above, prying into every cranny, he hunts,

hurrying from one leaf to another until he finds a caterpillar. He

wastes no time with him, but thrusts the long ovipositor through the

skin, and places an egg there snugly. He repeats this two, three, or

half a dozen times, according to his own size, and that to which the

caterpillar will grow. His young ones must be fed where they are

hatched, and it would not do to lay more than the caterpillar can

support. What the sensations of the caterpillar are when thus treated no

one has so far attempted to explain. It gives a little wince each time

the operation is performed, and then pursues its vocation as quietly as

if nothing had happened. There can be little doubt that it is profoundly

discouraged; it must feel that all its efforts to elude the foe have

been wasted. It doubtless knows that it has received its death wound,

that it will never soar in the air as a bright-winged butterfly, and

that its chrysalis state will be its last. It speaks well, then, for the

sense of duty of the caterpillar, that it goes as doggedly on as before,

eating as largely and steadily as if nothing had occurred, and showing

no sign of pain or disturbance at the birth of foes, who soon begin to

gnaw away at its interior. It is to be hoped, indeed, that it suffers

but slightly. The organs of the caterpillar are simple. It is little

more than a tube, and it is probable that its sensibility is slight.

Still it is inevitable that it must suffer more or less; but it goes on

until, just as it is about to assume the chrysalis state, or shortly

after it has done so, it dies, and the little ichneumons make their way

through its skin, and, after a brief repose, fly away to recommence the

deadly work of their parents. It is calculated that fully 80 per cent.

of caterpillars are slain by ichneumons.

The caterpillar is distinguished for its imperturbable good temper; no

one has yet witnessed a good stand-up fight between two of them. Even

when browsing in hundreds upon a leaf, each caterpillar continues its

work of eating, wholly regardless of the multitude feeding around it.

Its fellows may press it on every side, or walk across its back, without

its evincing the slightest sign of irritability, or even

dissatisfaction. It may be said that, after all, this host are its

brethren, and that the nearness of the family tie produces this feeling

of universal benignity. But family ties are not always found to have

this effect, even among human beings, and, moreover, the caterpillar’s

good temper and forbearance extend to individuals of entirely different

species and families. The largest caterpillar coming across a small one

makes no attempt to bully or interfere with it, and the whole race

appear to be imbued with a spirit of admirable courtesy and gentleness.

The caterpillar, in confinement, develops qualities of a quite distinct

nature to those which it exhibits in the wild state. The silkworm

caterpillar, for example, is intolerant of noise of any kind, and the

most absolute silence is maintained in the feeding house. It is not that

noise excites irritability or anger, but it fills it with such disgust

that it falls ill and speedily dies. Gardeners would be gratified,

perhaps, were the wild caterpillar equally susceptible; as, in that

case, two or three discharges of a gun would extirpate the whole race

throughout the extent of a garden. The caterpillar is clearly worthy of

much greater attention and study than it has yet received; and as we are

told to look to the ant and the bee as examples of patience and

industry, so we may advantageously take a lesson of courtesy and good

temper from the hitherto little regarded caterpillar.

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THE DOMESTIC FOWL.

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THE males of the gallinaceous family may be regarded as types of what is

best and most chivalrous in man, and the cock bird of the variety that

has become domesticated by man has lost none of the qualities that

distinguish his wild congenitors. He is among birds what the knight of

chivalry was among the herd of humanity in the Middle Ages. Splendid in

his appearance, erect and martial in gait, proud of his prowess, fierce

in battle, ready to die rather than acknowledge his defeat, he is yet

the mirror of courtesy among his dames. Not only does he guard them from

all foes, but he watches over their safety with anxious care, leads them

to the spot where food is the most abundant, and will even scratch the

ground to procure dainties for them. He possesses, too, the faults of

the human type; he is needlessly quarrelsome, and prone to take offence;

he will challenge to combat a distant stranger with whom he has no

dispute whatever, and will fight for fighting’s sake, while, if

victorious, he indulges in a good deal of unseemly exultation and

boasting at the expense of his foe. Whatever his hue, whether clad in

brilliantly-coloured panoply or in burnished black, the cock is the type

of the true warrior, with his bright eye, his martial mien, his

readiness for battle, his obstinate courage, and the display of a

certain foppery in the care that he bestows upon his appearance. While

other birds fight with beak and wing, the cock is furnished by nature

with a dagger, a formidable weapon, especially in that branch of the

family in which the martial qualities are carried to their highest

development—the game fowl. The cock can use his beak with effect, but it

is upon his spur that he mainly relies for victory. Throughout the whole

of the gallinaceæ the same characteristics are observable in a more or

less marked degree. The male of the pheasant, grouse, blackcock, and

their numerous cousins and relations, are all pugnacious to a degree,

proud of displaying their airs and graces to their wives, and ready to

answer the most distant challenge uttered by another male.

[++ Illustration: Domestic Fowl]

The period at which the fowl was first domesticated is lost in

obscurity. The early Greek writers mention it as a bird held from remote

antiquity in high honour, and Peisthetærus says that it is called the

Persian bird, and at one time reigned over that country. It is to the

East, then, that we must look for the ancestors of the domestic fowl,

although it is not known how the breed was introduced into Greece or the

South of Europe. It may either have come through Northern India, or

Persia, or have been introduced by Phœnician traders. It figured early

on Greek and Roman coinage, and was carried in the public shows of those

nations. It was dedicated by the ancients to Apollo, Mercury,

Æsculapius, and Mars and the Romans, good judges in matters gastronomic,

had already discovered that it was best when fattened and crammed in the

dark. Probably the Phœnicians brought it to Britain when they came for

tin; at any rate, it was here before the invasion of Cæsar, who tells us

that the Britons abstained from tasting the hare, the cock, and the

goose, although they bred them for pleasure—probably, in the case of the

cock, for its fighting powers. As poultry have been found domesticated

in widely different localities, among peoples having no communication

with each other, and even in islands in the South Seas, which must have

been cut off from communication with the mainland for vast periods of

time, it is evident that their domestication must have taken place in

the very earliest times, or that there was a natural fearlessness and a

desire for man’s companionship on the part of the fowl that marked it

out as specially adapted to be his servant and purveyor.

The hand of man has brought about many changes in the bird by the

intermingling of species, by careful breeding to render accidental

peculiarities permanent, and by other methods; by these a great variety

of breeds have now been established differing widely from each other in

size and plumage. The breed in general, doubtless, owes its popularity

partially to its appearance and courage, but still more to the flavour

of its flesh, its great power of increase, and to its productiveness in

the matter of eggs. Other birds lay as many eggs as they desire to have

offspring. The hen is less selfish, and will produce a vastly larger

number of eggs than she is able to hatch. As the wild bird is not so

prodigal, it can only be supposed that this fecundity in the matter of

eggs is upon the part of the hen a proof of gratitude for the food she

receives from man, a trait which, in itself, should place her high in

man’s estimation.

While the cock is, above all things, a warrior, the hen is the type of

the careful housewife and affectionate mother. Nothing can exceed the

care and attention she bestows upon her young—feeding them, guarding

them, and teaching them with constant attention, and with occasional

chidings when disposed to wander from her. She is no gadabout, and her

whole thoughts are centred upon her duty. But although so affectionate a

mother and submissive a wife, the hen is mindful of her position as the

spouse of a warrior; and as the wives of the knights of old would, on

occasion, don armour, and in their husbands’ absence defend their

castles, so the hen is ready, when danger threatens, to face boldly the

dog or the hawk in defence of her children. Neither the cock nor his

spouse possesses the power of singing, although they can utter a large

variety of sounds, from the gentle cluck of contentment, the incessant

talk by the mother to her children, and her triumphant announcement of

the laying of an egg, to the cock’s bold challenge to battle—the latter

being as unique a sound among birds as is the bray of the donkey among

beasts.

Poets have, with their usual inaccuracy, been accustomed to associate

the crowing of the cock with the dawning of morn. The neighbours of

persons who keep fowls know better. Unfortunately, the cock appears to

be entirely unaware that it is possible to have too much even of a good

thing, and is ready at all hours of the day or night to lift up his

voice in defiance of all or any within hearing, or to accept the most

distant challenge borne upon the air. This constitutes a grave defect

upon the part of the cock. Among human beings we are accustomed to

consider the constant braggart to be a coward. No such suspicion can

attach to the cock; but it is a pity that he cannot be brought to

understand that it is useless to be uttering defiances at all times,

when the interposition of a strong wire netting renders combat

impossible.

[++ Illustration: Hens]

The cock can, however, be silenced. Just as the donkey cannot bray

without straightening its tail, the cock cannot crow without standing

perfectly erect. A light plank, or even a lath, placed above his perch,

so as to prevent him raising his head to the fullest, will effectually

silence him. To the negro race the attractions of the domestic bird are

simply irresistible, being shared, however, by those of the melon. In

the United States it is found that even the most irreproachable conduct

in every other respect, together with a close chapel membership, fail to

brace him to resist their temptations, and that the fowl-house and melon

patch are attractions irresistible to the negro. Indeed, a yielding to

temptation in this respect is regarded by him as no more serious an

offence than is the purloining of an umbrella or the cheating the

Customs by an Englishman.

The domestic fowl, although itself affording delicate eating, is in no

way particular about its own food, and is in this respect almost

omnivorous. Insects, slugs, and worms are doubtless its natural food,

but it delights in grain of all kinds, and will eat with avidity

vegetable refuse and kitchen scraps of every description. Neither fish,

flesh, nor fowl comes amiss to it, nor does it, as far as it is known,

suffer from indigestion, although occasionally inconvenienced by

over-eating. But as the greater part of humanity also suffer from

partaking of a much larger quantity of food than is necessary for

existence, it would be unfair to blame the fowl on this account. Upon

the whole, the cock and his wife are, except for a tendency to be

quarrelsome and an inordinate fondness for lifting up his voice on the

part of the former, a couple deserving our highest admiration, alike for

the courage and valour of the male, the domestic virtues of the female,

and the assiduity which they display not only in the multiplication of

their race, but in the provision of a large supply of most wholesome and

nutritious food to man.

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THE SPARROW.

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IF, out of the whole feathered creation, one bird had to be selected as

the national emblem, it is questionable whether, upon the whole, any

could be found more suited to the position than the sparrow. He is a

bold, daring bird; where he settles he speedily makes himself master of

the position, and elbows out all rivals. He can adapt himself to all

climates; he is prolific, and multiplies with appalling rapidity. He can

make himself at home equally in town or country, and manages to thrive

where other birds would die. He has, of course, some characteristics

which Englishmen would perhaps repudiate, but it must be owned that the

natives of every other country are almost unanimous in crediting us with

their possession. He is quarrelsome, combative, self-sufficient, given

to bullying the weak, and has an excellent opinion of himself. If a

foreigner were asked to describe our national characteristics, some of

these qualities would certainly be included in the list; and it is a

question if any bird possesses so large a share of our national

characteristics as does the sparrow. He is distinguished for his

partiality to the neighbourhood of human abodes. The swallow may build

as frequently against houses, but he only uses them as a convenience,

and gathers his food or takes his pleasure entirely regardless of the

inhabitants of the house against which he builds. The sparrow, on the

contrary, would just as lief place his nest near a house as on it. He

will build in a disused chimney, or a gutter, or rain-pipe; but if none

of these places suit his fancy, he will establish his nest in the ivy

covered wall near at hand, or in a clump of bushes, and, having so

built, he proceeds to get at once benefit and amusement from his human

neighbours. He regards their fruit trees and rows of peas as planted for

his special benefit. He sits on the edge of the roof and observes man as

he walks in his garden with evident interest and amusement, and

discusses his peculiarities loudly and volubly with a friend on an

adjoining roof. He is quite fearless of man’s presence, and will pursue

his search for insects on the lawn within a few feet of him; and he

relies confidently upon receiving offerings of food in hard, frosty

weather in return for his friendship. He alone, of birds, makes himself

thoroughly at home in the crowded streets, perfectly fearless of passing

vehicles. He is gregarious by habit, and it is to be remarked that there

is nothing selfish about him. Throw out a handful of crumbs upon the

snow, and its first discoverer will joyously call his mates to share in

it; and if fights do occasionally arise over the division, it is

apparent that there is no malice about them, but that, like the Irish,

the sparrow fights from high spirits and “a love of divarshun.”

While the sparrow is favourably viewed by the dwellers of towns and

their suburbs, it must be owned that he is not regarded in the same

light in the agricultural districts. He is eminently a Socialist, and

inclines to the doctrine of equal rights. When he is comparatively few

in numbers man does not grudge him the small share he claims, but when

his numbers are legion it becomes another matter. The farmer regards his

stacks and his crops as his private property, and when myriads of

sparrows demand toll the agriculturist is apt to become rusty. He sees

the sparrow only on his predaceous side, and has no leisure to

investigate his amiable qualities. The few insects the sparrow may

destroy in his leisure moments weigh but little in the farmer’s mind as

against the loss of his crops of cherries, the general destruction of

his peas, or a wholesale raid upon his corn stacks, and so he betakes

himself to net and gun. This would seem hard upon the sparrow; but he

has no right to take it amiss, for it is his own habit to wage a war of

extermination against other birds wherever he obtains a footing. The

native birds of North America are rapidly disappearing before the army

of sparrows that have sprung from the few hundreds sent out to cope with

the caterpillar which devastated the trees in the parks and open spaces

in New York—just as the aborigines of the country have been almost wiped

out by the Anglo-Saxon settlers. Even in this country he is fast driving

out other and more useful birds; the tits and the finches abandon

neighbourhoods where he abounds, and the house martin has almost

disappeared from some localities. The consequences of this tyrannical

conduct will, in the long run, recoil upon the sparrow himself. With the

decrease of the insect-feeding birds, the pests of our fields and

gardens will so multiply that, in self-defence, a crusade against the

sparrow will be organised in all rural districts. The movement has,

indeed, already begun in many localities, and in the future we may

expect the sparrow to leave the country side, where he is neither liked

nor appreciated, and to establish himself altogether in towns, where his

sprightliness and fearlessness render him a favourite.

It may be admitted that his voice is not the strong point of the

sparrow, but perhaps it is as well that this should be the case, for

were he vocal the volume of sound would be unbearable in neighbourhoods

where he abounds. There is, however, a cheeriness and good-fellowship

about his confident and inquisitive little chirp, and occasionally in

the days of his courtship he can emit a very cheerful little song.

Although so domestic in his habits, the sparrow takes but little trouble

with his nest. It is a ragged collection of odds and ends, and is

evidently built on the assumption that his offspring will, like himself,

have to be handy and shift for themselves, and that anything like luxury

would be thrown away upon them. As a conversationalist the sparrow

excels. His short notes are very numerous and varied, he is fond of

learning the opinions of his neighbours, and of laying down the law

himself. Animated discussions, warming sometimes into quarrels, arise

frequently from these consultations upon the housetop; but they seldom

last long. There is a rush into a bush and a hot pursuit, sharp angry

cries, and a momentary tussle; and then, the matter having been

arranged, the disputants separate amicably and proceed on their various

business.

The flight of the sparrow is not elegant; he wastes no time in graceful

curves and turnings, but hurls himself straight at his mark. He has none

of the restlessness of the migrants; he has hard times here when the

ground is frozen and food is scarce, but he takes the rough with the

smooth, and has no thought of seeking warmer climes. Contenting himself

with the shelter of a bush, he fluffs out his feathers, and reduces

himself into the smallest compass, so that he is almost unrecognisable

as the alert little bird with long neck and sprightly movements that we

know in the summer. His confidence in the goodwill of man in the time of

his distress is touching. Blackbirds, starlings, and thrushes will come

to share the feast man throws out; but they never lose their fear of

him, and are ready to take flight at the first sign of his presence. The

sparrow and the robin will alone hold their ground, will light on the

window sill fearlessly, and will, if encouraged, even come into the room

through the open window; and the man must be hard of heart indeed who

will refuse to give them the little they need to save them from

perishing. Fortunately for the sparrow, his flesh is not particularly

toothsome, and there is but little of it. Were it otherwise, it is to be

feared that he would not be spared; but that as Goths are found capable

of devouring that charming songster, the lark, still less respect would

be shown to the friendly sparrow.

Doubtless, the bird would be a less imposing national emblem than the

eagle, especially when the latter is adorned with two or three heads;

but he would be at least as respectable a one. A cock sparrow rampant

would be a not unfitting emblem of the push, the energy, the hardiness,

the pluck, and the domesticity of the Englishman; and even its

self-sufficiency and its cockiness should not be taken amiss by a nation

who are, by the general consent of mankind, the most arrogant and

self-sufficient people upon earth. Should anything happen to put us out

of conceit with the lion, we cannot do better than instal the sparrow in

his place upon the national arms.

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FLIES.

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ENGLISH poets, whenever they have condescended to take notice of the

domestic fly, have done so from a favourable point of view. It is for

them the sportive fly, the jocund fly, or, at worst, the giddy fly. This

in itself will be a sufficient proof to future generations that the

poets of our day did not suffer from the loss of their hair, for no

bald-headed man would view the foibles of the fly indulgently. It must,

therefore, be assumed as proved that the mental exercise of the

elaboration of poetry causes a certain cerebral warmth which conduces to

the growth of the hair; and this view of the case will receive an

additional support should any portraits of Lord Tennyson be extant at

the time when this investigation takes place. It is singular that,

whereas bald-headed men have a marked and unanimous objection to flies,

the latter have on their part a warm and effusive affection for

bald-headed men. No philosopher has, so far as we know, attempted to

explain the irresistible attraction which a bald head presents to a fly.

It has been suggested, indeed, that, owing to its high polish and its

capacity for reflecting light, it is assumed to be a luminous globe, and

so exercises the same attraction to the fly as the globe of a gas light

does to the nocturnal moth. A far more probable solution is that, as we

know, the feet of flies are provided with suckers, and that as but few

surfaces are sufficiently smooth for the perfect working of these

machines, they view a bald head as a delightful place of exercise for

them, and enjoy the fun exactly as the street boy enjoys the similar

sport of attaching a leather sucker to the pavement and pulling at it

with a string. The fact that poets view the vagaries of the fly with a

mild indulgence will also, by our far-off descendants, be taken as a

proof that the poets of the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries were

well-paid and well-to-do persons, living in cool and shaded abodes; for

undoubtedly, although the wealthy man who dwells in houses of this kind

may view the fly with gentle tolerance, and even with amusement, such is

not the light in which it is regarded in the dwellings of the poor.

Indeed, it may be said that, with the exceptions named, the fly is

invariably regarded as an unmitigated nuisance, rising in many countries

to the dignity of a scourge.

In small numbers—in very small numbers—it may be admitted that the fly

is, as Artemus Ward would have said, an “amoosing little cuss.” His

restless, and apparently purposeless, circling and dancing in the air,

the way in which he is perpetually charging any other of his species who

flies near him, the earnestness and perseverance with which he brushes

his many-lensed eyes with his forelegs, and arranges his wings, the

gravity with which he inspects and tastes the sugar and other articles

on the table, the confidence with which he treats all that is yours as

his, and the pertinacity with which he insists on committing suicide in

the milk jug—all these traits are amusing when you do not get too much

of them.

The _raison d’être_ of the fly has not yet been discovered. Naturalists

tell us that he belongs to the order of _Diptera_—that is, that he has

but two wings—but they cannot tell us much more about him. The common

house fly is provided only with a proboscis, somewhat resembling that of

the elephant, with which he takes up moisture; but he has a cousin

exactly resembling him, who when, relying upon this likeness, you allow

him to settle on the back of the hand, neck, or other surface of flesh,

instantly digs in a sharp lancet, which is capable of drawing blood.

Happily, however, this treacherous cousin is comparatively rare, and

none of the poets appear to have been familiar with him. But if in

England it is still doubtful why the fly was created, there is no

hesitation on that point in foreign countries. There the consensus of

opinion is unanimous. The fly was made to try the patience of man. He

was intended to make human life a burden by his buzzing, his settling,

and his tickling, by the zeal he shows in rendering food uneatable, and

by the cunning with which he circumvents all the efforts of man to

interfere with his designs.

No one, indeed, can watch a fly engaged in the work of human torment

without entertaining a suspicion that he is possessed of a certain

diabolical instinct. So long as the man is wide awake, the fly will keep

at a distance, unless, indeed, he sees that he is engaged in writing,

and that his hands are ineffective for offensive purposes. The instant,

however, that drowsiness steals over the subject, the fly, who has

pretended to be taking no notice whatever of him, but to be engaged in a

game of touch-as-touch-can with two or three of his comrades in the air,

at once gives up his romps and takes to business. Choosing the most

sensitive point he can find, he alights upon it, and begins to shuffle

his feet about. A score of times he repeats this performance, generally

selecting a fresh spot each time, and always evading any slaps aimed at

him. It is remarkable that while at other times he flies noiselessly, he

begins to buzz when he commences this game, so that even when he does

not settle, he causes watchfulness and drives away sleep.

The fly who establishes himself in the kitchen enjoys higher delights

than the flies who occupy other portions of the house. Cooks are

notoriously an irritable genus, and the more irritable a victim, the

more a fly enjoys tormenting him or her. Besides, cooks often have their

hands full, and so are unable to defend themselves, and a fly always in

preference attacks a person under these conditions. It is an admitted

fact that flies possess a strong _esprit de corps_, and that they resent

any interference with their ways. In a house where flies are

undisturbed, they take good care not to be troublesome beyond a certain

point. But if war is waged upon them, they are implacable. The foolish

man who tries fly paper, whether of the sticky or poisonous sort, will

soon regret having done so, for legions of flies assemble to revenge

their slaughtered comrades. For every one slain a hundred put in their

appearance, and madness is the probable result of perseverance in the

crusade against them. The Egyptian woman is well aware of this, and will

allow a hundred flies to settle undisturbed around her infant’s eyes,

knowing that if she brushes them away worse will befall.

As autumn draws to its close, the fly changes his habits. He ceases to

gambol in the air, for although his attacks upon human beings become

more persistent and annoying than before, the quickness and the cunning

are gone, and an obstinate, blundering stupidity has taken their place,

and the fly in turn becomes the victim. If he escape this fate, upon

finding death at hand he selects some spot where his demise will be

particularly objectionable to the careful mistress of the house: a

window, a looking-glass, a burnished ornament, or even a particularly

white piece of wall-paper is chosen, and there he dies, a white fungus

growing out of his body, and spreading to some distance around the spot

where he has breathed his last. Whether this white fungus is the cause

of his death, or whether his death is the cause of the white fungus, is

still a point of dispute among the learned; the rest of mankind are

contented to know that he is dead.

Unhappily, a certain proportion live over the winter, taking refuge in

warm nooks and corners, and hibernating there. So seldom are they found,

however, that it is a belief among the unlearned that the fly, like the

swallow, is a migratory creature, and that upon the approach of cold

weather he seeks warmer climes. It is urged, with a strong show of

reason, how can all the vast number of flies destined to be the parents

of the countless myriads in the following year hide away so as to escape

detection? Scientific men have never attempted to grapple with the

problem, but cover their ignorance by saying that as they are sure flies

do not migrate, and as flies do reappear in the spring, it is

self-evident they must hide away somewhere; and with this dictum the

public must be content. Taken all in all, it must be admitted that the

fly has a good time of it, and that his life is devoted solely to

amusement, varied by feeding. Most other creatures labour hard for a not

inconsiderable portion of their life in the preparation for and care of

their young. The fly neither builds nests like the birds, nor lays up

stores of food like the bees and wasps, nor pierces holes in wood like

the beetles, nor spends half his time in the hunt for food like most

quadrupeds. He assumes no responsibilities, for he has neither home nor

family. Man places his food on tables for him, and builds mansions in

which he can sport, untroubled by the weather. As the fly is found in

every part of the known world, it must be assumed that he really has his

uses, and that he possesses some latent virtue, edible or medicinal,

which a future generation will, it may be hoped, discover and turn to

account.

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THE PARROT.

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THE parrot is at once wise and amusing—a conjunction seldom observed in

the human race. Under the general denomination of parrots are included

several distinct species, varying from the great macaw to the tiny

paroquet, having an exceeding wide range of distribution, being found in

South America, Africa, and India, and the group of islands stretching

down to Australia. Brilliant colouring is the most striking

characteristic of the family, although there are some members,

especially the parrot of Western Africa, that are almost Quaker-like in

the quiet grey of their plumage. Next, perhaps, to their colour, their

most notable characteristic is the extreme harshness of their voices,

which are at once shriller, more discordant, and more agonising to the

human ear than the sound uttered by any other of the animal creation,

being approached only by the feminine voice when raised in anger. It is

the more surprising that this should be so, since, as is evidenced by

his nice powers of imitation, the parrot is endowed with a delicate ear,

and there can be little doubt that the quality of his own voice, and of

the voices of his wife, his family, and neighbours, must be a serious

drawback to his happiness. Many parrots are gregarious in their habits,

and the noise made by one of these flocks is prodigious. The shrill

screams, the angry scoldings, and hoarse ejaculations create a din not

altogether dissimilar to that which must have arisen from a city in

ancient times when being sacked by a victorious soldiery. Among the

smaller species, such as paroquets, every movement is marked by grace

and agility. They are restless and playful, and very affectionate in

their intercourse with each other. Attachment between husband and wife

is very tender and lasting, and the death of one is generally followed

speedily by that of its mate. We have less opportunity of observing the

domestic relations of the larger parrots—the macaws and cockatoos—for

few men are hardy enough to support the noise of more than one of these

birds, and a scolding match between a cockatoo and his wife would be

sufficiently discordant to empty even the largest house of all other

inmates. It is singular that the tongue of this, the noisiest of birds,

resembles more closely that of man than does the tongue of any other

bird, being singularly thick and fleshy; it is doubtless due to this

peculiarity that it is able to imitate the tones of the human voice so

accurately as to defy discrimination.

[Illustration: “INDULGING IN A VARIETY OF STRANGE ANTICS.”]

While cheerfulness, sociability, and activity characterise the smaller

parrots, the larger birds are marked by the striking variation of their

moods. At times they will exhibit for hours an extreme restlessness,

climbing up and down their perches, hanging head downwards, and

indulging in a variety of strange antics. At others they will sit for

long periods almost immovable, being distinguishable only from stuffed

birds by the occasional droop over the eyeball of their white filmy

eyelids. The mental characteristics of the larger parrots can hardly be

termed agreeable, being marked by cynicism, malice, and a consciousness

of superior wisdom. We do not say the assumption of superior wisdom,

because no one can doubt its existence; and one of the problems which

the human mind has failed to solve is what there is that the parrot

doesn’t know. Diogenes in his tub could hardly have been wiser or more

cynical than an elderly cockatoo; and a human being, when watching one

of these birds, feels the same consciousness of youth and inexperience

that David Copperfield always suffered from in the presence of the

irreproachable Littimer, and that the traveller in Egypt experiences

when gazing at the Sphinx. One cannot but feel that the parrot has, in

addition to his inborn stock of wisdom, acquired a deep knowledge of

human nature, as the result of years of careful study; that he has

weighed man in the balance, and has come to the conclusion that he is

altogether wanting. There is, too, the unpleasant feeling that the

parrot has studied almost exclusively the worst side of human nature.

The leer of his half-closed eye, the mocking laugh, the expression of

malice in his tones, the hypocritical demeanour of friendliness until a

finger approaches near enough to be seized—all this testifies sadly to

the fact that the parrot has assimilated the worst qualities of man,

while there is no sign that the better ones have made the slightest

impression upon him. Of benevolence there is no trace, and, although

capable of affection towards his mistress, he treats all other persons

with equal nonchalance and contempt, although he may be cajoled into

temporary familiarity by the offer of favourite food. The deep emphasis

with which he mutters “Poor Polly,” shows the intense self-pity with

which he views his forced habitation among such trivial and contemptible

companions, and his regret at his own moral degeneration, the result of

association with them. He knows that under happier circumstances he

might have grown a respected patriarch in his native wilds, honoured, by

those able to appreciate him, for his wisdom, and surrounded by

respectful and admiring descendants, and it is the contrast between this

and his present lot that has soured the bird’s temper and made him a

cynic and a misanthrope.

Hardly less prominent a characteristic among parrots than cynicism is

malice. The parrot delights openly and undisguisedly in giving

annoyance. To seize the tail of a passing cat, or to awaken a sleeping

dog with a sharp bite, affords him a delight over which he will laugh

for hours. It is a pleasure to him to interrupt a quiet conversation

with wild and sudden screams, and if by imitating a tradesman’s cry he

can give a servant the trouble of going to the door, his malicious

pleasure is unbounded.

The upper mandible of the beak of the parrot bears the same relation to

that of other birds, as does the nose of the elephant to the similar

feature among quadrupeds. Instead of being fixed to the skull, it is

furnished with a separate bone, and is attached by a sort of natural

hinge to it. He is thus able to open his mouth to a very wide extent,

and to grasp a finger, a nut, or any other object with amazing force. In

bestowing this faculty upon the parrot, Nature had an eye solely to the

creature’s own benefit, and entirely disregarded the possible

consequences to man. The foot, too, has an exceptional formation, giving

the bird great power of grasp, enabling it at once to climb, to hang

head downwards, or to hold its food while it devours it, with a power

and facility almost unequalled among birds. It is not surprising that,

with its power of imitating the human voice, and of modulating the

natural harshness of its accents to the softest tones of that of a

woman, with its human-like manner of taking its food, its close

attention to everything that passes around it, and its evident wisdom,

the parrot has from the oldest times been regarded with a certain

superstitious respect by man. Ælian states that in India these birds

were the favourite inmates of the palaces of the princes, and were

regarded as objects of sacred reverence by the people. Among civilised

nations this feeling has to some extent died out, but even now servant

maids generally regard their mistresses’ parrots with dislike and

aversion, being never quite sure that the parrot will not act the part

of a tell-tale, and mention to its mistress that a shattered ornament

was not really, as supposed, the work of the cat. The aversion is almost

always mutual, a parrot very seldom admitting the slightest approach of

familiarity on the part of a domestic, regarding her with the aversion

which the dog manifests towards the tramp. Throughout the East the

parrot has always been regarded as a bird possessed of mysterious

knowledge and power, and frequently bears a prominent part in Arab

legends. As a proof of the ingrained wickedness of the parrot’s nature,

it need only be pointed out that it possesses a remarkable facility in

acquiring bad language, and will pick up sailors’ oaths far more readily

than it will acquire polite language. Upon the whole, although endowed

with remarkable physical advantages, it must regretfully be owned that

the parrot is a striking example of misapplied talent.

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THE COCKROACH.

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THE cockroach, the black-beetle of the London kitchen, is a creature

that excites an amount of repulsion that cannot be accounted for or

explained. There is nothing threatening in its appearance, as in that of

some of the larvæ, notably the one popularly known as the “devil’s

coach-horse.” It is unprovided with offensive weapons at either

extremity; it can neither sting nor bite. It has not the habit of

startling nervous persons by leaping suddenly upon them, as do the

cricket and grasshopper. There is nothing about its figure that should

be displeasing to the eye. It is, as far as man is concerned, absolutely

harmless, and yet it certainly excites in the majority of persons a

feeling of aversion approaching abhorrence, such as no other insect

gives rise to. The cold light of reason fails to discover any ground for

such a feeling, and it has been gravely adduced by some as a proof of

the truth of the belief in the transmigration of souls; and that only

upon the assumption that the souls of evil men are condemned to pass a

portion of their future existence in the form of cockroaches, can the

general antipathy to these creatures be accounted for.

There are many unsolved problems connected with the cockroach. Where

does he come from, and especially where did he abide before man began to

build houses? In this country, at any rate, he always takes up his abode

in the habitation man provides for him. No one ever came across him in

the fields or woods. It is in the house he lives and multiplies. He

fears man and shuns his society, and yet appears to have a mysterious

attraction to his abodes; the cricket only among insects, and the mouse

and the rat among quadrupeds, share with the cockroach his partiality

for human dwellings. But the cricket is but a domesticated grasshopper,

the mouse has a country cousin, and the rat will take up his abode in

many other localities. The cockroach alone is never found elsewhere, and

has no relations in any way closely connected with him who are dwellers

in the open air.

Next to man’s houses, the _blatta_, as he is scientifically called,

loves his ships; but the variety that is found in vessels, especially in

those trading with the East, is a larger, uglier, and in every way more

repulsive creature than his English cousin. Once on board—and there is

scarce a ship afloat into which he has not smuggled himself—he is there

to stay, and short of sinking the vessel, or of fastening down the

hatches and suffocating him with the fumes of sulphur, there is no way

of getting rid of him. He multiplies with extraordinary rapidity, and

his odour, when he is present in multitude, is so strong that in the

hold many ships trading in hot countries it is almost overpowering. The

flatness of his body enables him to crawl through every chink and

crevice, and all efforts to keep him out of the cabins are unavailing.

The ship variety has none of that fear of man that sends the kitchen

cockroaches scuttling in every direction at the approach of a maid with

a light. They will fearlessly perambulate his cabin, take up their posts

on the deck-beams over his head, will watch him gravely with waving

antennæ, and the moment they discover that he is asleep will run over

his head and face, entangle themselves in his beard and hair, and gently

nibble the skin on the tips of his fingers and toes.

The cockroach is an admirable judge of the weather. On board a ship the

approach of a rain squall will bring them up from the hold into the

cabins in tens of thousands; and in vessels where they abound they will

blacken the ceiling, drop on to the tables, and drive nervous passengers

for refuge to the deck. Whether the British variety is equally affected

by the weather is a point at present undetermined, for as he does not

emerge from his hiding places until the servants have gone upstairs and

the lights are out, his habits have never been examined very closely.

The eccentricity in the movements of the cockroach has doubtless had a

share in producing the feeling with which he is regarded. His ordinary

pace is a fast though stealthy walk, but he is given to sudden pauses,

remaining immovable, save for the constant waving of his long antennæ,

which show that he is deep in the meditation of past sins or future

wickedness. But when alarmed his speed is extraordinary: he is gone in

an instant like a flash, and it needs no ordinary quickness of eye and

action to bring the avenging foot down upon him. Even in his death he

acts upon the human nerves, exploding with a sharp crack of so

singularly thrilling a description that many even of those who most

greatly dislike the cockroach cannot bring themselves to slay it.

It is on this account principally that nothing like an organised war is

waged against the cockroach. Feeble efforts are made now and then to get

rid of it by scattering beetle paste, and other supposed destroyers,

about the kitchen, or by setting traps for it to walk into; but these

measures, although effective to a certain point, make but small inroads

upon its numbers, and it is only when it ascends the stairs and begins

to pervade the house that serious attention is paid to it. There are men

in London who make a livelihood by clearing houses, restaurants, and

other dwellings, of cockroaches. Their methods are a secret, but they

are certainly efficacious, and did the operators advertise their

addresses they would be very largely patronised. Some have supposed that

they charm the insects from their hiding-places by the sounds of sweet

music; others that they possess a perfume which the cockroach cannot

withstand, and that by it he is attracted to his death; while a few hold

the belief that the insects are induced to leave their abodes by the use

of cabalistic words.

The cockroach, like most of the order of orthoptera to which it belongs,

retains the same form from the date it issues from the egg to its death.

Familiar instances of this peculiarity are the earwig, locust, and

grasshopper. The only difference between the first and second stage is

that they do not become winged until arriving at maturity, the wings

being then folded up under the leathery reticulated wing-case that

distinguishes the order. It is rarely, indeed, that the cockroach uses

the means of locomotion with which nature has provided it. It is

possible that if it took to out-door exercise it would do so; but,

passing its life as it does indoors, it has no occasion whatever for the

use of its wings, and many people are even unaware that it is provided

with them. The cockroach is not particular as to its food, and will

devour almost anything that comes in its way. Crumbs of bread, fragments

of fat or meat, sweets of all kinds, and indeed almost all food consumed

by man, are welcome to it. It has a marked partiality for boot blacking,

and is even able to digest leather. It will drink water, but its

tendency is rather towards liquids of a sweet or intoxicating nature.

Treacle or sugar in water attracts it, but it has a marked preference

for beer, and traps for its ensnarement are generally baited with this

liquor.

Unlike the cricket and the grasshopper, the cockroach is mute, at least

so far as our ears are able to perceive, although it is certain that it

can carry on long conversations with its own species, and two of them

may often be seen standing head to head in close confabulation,

enforcing their arguments with waves and flourishes of their antennæ.

Entomologists may assign the _blatta_ a specific place among the orders

and genera of insects in accordance with their characteristics, but

morally they stand apart. They are the rats of the insect world,

swarming out in their armies from dark recesses in search of garbage; no

one, indeed, can doubt that, had they the power, they would not hesitate

to follow the example of the rats on the Rhine, and to devour a bishop

if he fell in their way. Other insects stand apart from them. The

cricket may dwell in their midst, but he is not of them, while no

observer has remarked a single case of friendship between the

industrious bee, the impetuous and hardworking wasp, or, indeed, any

other of what may be called respectable insects, with the cockroach—a

strong proof that the creature is viewed with the same marked disfavour

by the insect world that it excites in the breast of man.

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MICE.

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SINCE men and mice first became acquainted with each other, the mouse

has been an enigma to the man. That it possesses strange and mysterious

powers he is fully aware, although himself unaffected by them; and to

this day neither naturalists nor philosophers have been able to account

for, or explain, the abject terror with which the mouse is capable of

inspiring the female mind. To the male eye, the mouse is one of the most

harmless and inoffensive of created things. With its soft coat and its

bright eye, there are few prettier little creatures. It is very easily

tamed and domesticated; and most boys have, at some time or other, kept

mice as pets. It is affectionate, intelligent, and capable of acquiring

all sorts of tricks. It is afraid of man, but it rapidly acquires

confidence in him, and after a very few visits it will, if undisturbed,

fearlessly pick up crumbs close to the foot of any man who will sit

still and watch it. Mice at play are as pretty as kittens, without any

of the spitefulness which readily shows itself in even the youngest of

the cat tribe. Were the mouse unknown in England, a few imported here

would soon, it might be thought, be regarded as the most charming little

pets ever introduced.

[++ Illustration: Mouse]

Such is the mouse as it appears to man. It is true that he is obliged to

wage war with it, for it is so prolific that if man and its other

enemies did not keep down its numbers it would, in a very short time,

produce a famine in the land. It has most destructive habits of

burrowing in walls, and eating holes in flooring and wainscots; while

its depredations in stacks, granaries, and other similar places are

serious. Thus man is forced in self-defence to war against mice; but he

does it without ill-feeling, and would rather be able to leave the

pretty little things alone. The last thing that would enter his mind

would be to be afraid of them, and the terror with which they inspire

women is to him absolutely unaccountable. In many respects women are to

the full as brave and courageous as men. In the horrors of a shipwreck,

in the dangers of a siege, in times of great peril, such as the Indian

Mutiny, women have, over and over again, showed themselves to be at

least equal to men in bravery, in calmness, and in endurance. But the

woman who would, pale but firm, face a lion in an arena, will fly in

terror from a mouse; and many a moment of sweet revenge and triumph has

been felt by men with spouses of strong minds and shrewish tongues, when

they have seen them paralysed with terror by a tiny mouse.

History records no example of a mouse attacking a man, and, when tamed,

they never use their teeth. They have no powers of scratching; they

cannot assume a threatening aspect; they neither show their teeth,

growl, nor spit; they cannot stick up their furs as can a cat; they are,

in fact, absolutely without means of aggression, and yet women quail

before them. Man has wearied himself with conjectures as to this

phenomenon. The Greek and Roman philosophers were posed by it, and the

saying, _parturiunt montes, nascitur ridiculus mus_, which has

ignorantly been supposed to signify that a small matter was produced

after great labour, has, when critically examined, an entirely different

and far more profound meaning. The philosopher clearly desired to

signify that it needed the labour of mountains to produce a creature

capable of awing the female mind. In the Greek fable of the Lion and the

Mouse, the same feeling of respect and appreciation for the smaller

animal is clearly shown. Some have gone so far as to trace back the

enmity between the female and the mouse to the earliest times, and the

argument has been advanced that the word translated as serpent, in the

account of the Fall of Man, really signified mouse, an explanation which

alone seems to satisfy the exigencies of the case.

This hypothesis is greatly strengthened by the fact that the mouse does

go on its belly; alone among quadrupeds its feet cannot be seen to move,

and it apparently glides along on its stomach. Then, again, its head,

and, indeed, its whole body, is very frequently bruised, and, in fact,

crushed by the human heel, and for every serpent upon which this process

is performed it is done a hundred thousand times upon mice. The mouse

does not, it is true, in return bruise the heel of its bruiser; but

neither does the serpent, so that this objection applies equally in both

cases—indeed, a tight shoe is the only article which habitually bruises

or raises blisters upon the human heel. This is no novel idea, for in

some old paintings the tempter is pictured in the form of a mouse

sitting on Eve’s shoulder, and whispering in her ear. That the Jews

entertained a feeling of abhorrence for the mouse far above anything

that can be accounted for by natural causes, is proved by the fact that

Isaiah lxvi. 17 says, “Eating the abomination, and the mouse.” These

facts, coupled with the abject terror inspired by the mouse in the

female mind, are really worthy of the attention of divines, who cannot

fail to notice that whereas the creature, translated serpent, is said to

be more subtle than any other beast of the field, the word cunning,

which is synonymous with subtle, is still essentially applied to the

mouse; while—putting aside the fact that the snake is not a beast at

all—no modern investigator has ever claimed any particular amount of

cunning for the serpent.

The terror with which women regard the mouse finds expression in various

unlooked-for ways. Man has no peculiar liking for his nether

integuments, as is evidenced by the eagerness with which cockney

sportsmen, who go North, don the Highland garb instead of trousers, and

by the popularity among the young fellows who constitute the Scottish

Volunteers, of the ordinance which transformed the whole regiment into a

“kilted” corps. Among women, however, movements are constantly taking

place for the adoption of male lower garments. Sometimes these are

spoken of as bloomers, sometimes as knickerbockers, sometimes as divided

skirts. The advocates of these garments base their arguments on the

ground of health and convenience; but men, who go beneath the surface,

are well aware that these are but pretexts, and that the real reason why

women desire masculine garb is that they may the better protect their

lower limbs from the onslaught of the marauding mouse. No one who has

ever seen a woman stand on a chair and wrap her garments tightly round

her ankles upon the alarm of “mouse,” can question how keen is the

consciousness among the sex of the possibilities of attack by their

formidable opponents offered by the present style of clothing. It cannot

be pretended that it is the mere fear of being bitten which so unhinges

the female nerves where mice are concerned, for there are women who make

parrots their pets, although parrots sometimes bite atrociously, and are

singularly treacherous withal. There are others who pet spiteful cats,

and snappish lap-dogs, and whom neither scratches nor occasional bites

at all discompose. It cannot, therefore, be argued that any fear of pain

is at the bottom of their antipathy for mice. The mere fact that here

and there women can be found who profess not to be afraid of mice in no

way affects the general truth of the argument. There are women who are

not afraid of cows; who will not jump up in an open boat if it rocks;

who are not fond of babies; who do not care for kissing their female

friends in public. There are even women who will dress as they please,

and not as their dressmakers tell them. But these are the exceptions

which prove rules, and the almost universal fear of mice by women can be

accounted for only upon the hypothesis of which we have above made

mention.

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CATS.

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THE cat is generally considered to be a domesticated animal, but it

would be more justly described as a gregarious one. No one who sees the

placid and indifferent air with which the cat conducts itself when

within doors, and compares it with the wild rapture with which the

creature lifts up its voice when assembled with five or six of its

species upon the end of a garden wall, can question for an instant that

the cat is above all things gregarious in its instincts. That

domestication is alien to the feline nature is proved also by the fact

that there are no recorded instances of lions, tigers, or even the wild

cats of these islands, walking into a parlour and lying down upon the

hearthrug of their own accord. In the case of the wild cat it may be

urged that such an advance on its part would not be welcome, but

assuredly no opposition would be offered to the lion or tiger who might

yearn to domesticate itself in this manner. The extreme repugnance which

the feline race in their wild state evince for fire is another proof of

the absence of any domestic yearnings in their breasts, for fire is the

emblem of domesticity. The cat, then, has clearly assumed domesticated

habits under protest, and as against its innermost nature; but it must

be admitted that the imputation of hypocrisy, which has been freely

brought against the animal, is hardly justified. The cat, to do it

justice, pretends to no fondness whatever for those who care for it. It

will submit to be rubbed and stroked, and to be placed upon ladies’

laps, simply because it likes these attentions, not because it is

grateful to those who render them. It will rub against a human leg, but

will also rub against the leg of a table with an equal air of affection.

It will not answer when called unless there be a prospect of food, but

will gaze in stolid indifference at the fire, as if wholly unconscious

of being addressed. This absence of affection in cats is in itself an

argument against the Darwinian theory. Since the days of ancient Egypt,

cats have been pets. Ladies have—in the absence of better subjects for

affection—doted upon them from time immemorial; but in all these

countless generations the cats have not been able to get up a reciprocal

feeling. Friends of the species have endeavoured to urge in its favour

that it is affectionate to its young. If, however, five out of six

kittens are removed and drowned, the mother in no way concerns or

troubles herself. She certainly will look sharp after the last, but this

only shows that she likes to have something to nurse and play with. Had

she had a particle of real love for her offspring, she would have cared

for all alike.

An intense devotion to public assemblies of its kind upon housetops and

walls, and to the raising of music, Wagnerian in its absence of melody,

are the special characteristics of the cat. To gratify its passion for

concerted music it will dare every danger. Showers of lumps of coal, of

boots and brushes, cause but a momentary interruption of its song; and

even wet weather, which of all things it most hates, will not suffice to

damp its ardour. It can hardly be doubted that cats are well aware that

their gatherings for vocal purposes are hateful to mankind; but this

knowledge in no way affects them, and even the voice of the mistress,

who an hour before bestowed bread and milk, is absolutely unheeded when

raised in an agonised appeal for silence. The predatory instinct is

strong in these creatures, and however well a cat be fed or treated, it

remains a thief to the end of its life. It is believed by those best

acquainted with them that the greater portion of the time spent by a cat

sitting in a state of apparent somnolency on the hearthrug, is really

occupied in maturing plans for the surreptitious carrying off of pats of

butter, for raids upon the larder, or for the assassination of canary

birds.

[Illustration: A GATHERING FOR MUSICAL PURPOSES.]

The question why the cat should of all creatures be selected by ladies

as a domestic pet has occasioned high debate among philosophers of all

ages. The animal possesses many vices. It is erratic in its habits,

noisy, and thievish. It has no real affection for its mistress. It has

but one virtue—it is soft, but many other things are soft which are free

from drawbacks. Some have pretended to see a resemblance between the

natures of the cat and the woman, but no sufficiently strong analogy can

be traced to support so libellous an assertion. The fact that both love

the fireside and hate going out into the wet, and that it is dangerous

to rub either the wrong way, can scarcely be considered as of sufficient

importance to warrant the suggestion of general similarity. The feeble

plea that cats catch mice cannot be admitted as an argument in favour of

their general acceptance. There are not mice to catch in a great many

houses, and it is notorious that where there are, not one cat in fifty

will trouble itself to catch them. The cat who can get milk given it in

a saucer is not going to trouble itself by catching mice; and the

knowledge that it is expected to pay for its board by keeping down mice

troubles it not at all. Even as a mouse-catcher the cat is a poor

creature—taking half an hour over a job which a terrier of the same size

will perform in a second.

It has been urged that without cats there could be no cat shows, and

this may be conceded frankly, but mankind might get on without these

exhibitions. Were cats unobjectionable in their ways, the onus of

proving why they should be abolished would rest with those who do not

keep them; but as they are most objectionable, owing to the torture of

nerves caused by their midnight assemblages, to say nothing of their

destructiveness to well-kept gardens, it is for those who own them to

prove that there is some compensation, some good quality, some advantage

arising from the keeping of pets which are a pest and an annoyance to

neighbours. A man is not allowed to hire an organ or a German band to

play in front of his house, even in the day time, if a neighbour object;

why, then, should he be allowed to keep a creature which renders night

hideous with its caterwaulings? The legislation which taxes man’s

faithful friend and companion, the dog, allows his wife to keep two or

three cats, and to populate the whole of the district with their

progeny, if she choose to do so. Over and over again has the

desirability of placing a tax upon these animals been pressed upon

successive Chancellors of the Exchequer, but they have hitherto turned

deaf ears to the suggestion; and the reason is clear: Chancellors of the

Exchequer are but mortal, and have wives. No man having a wife would

venture to propose a tax upon cats, and until we have a minister who is

without either a wife or other female relations, sisters, aunts, or

cousins, the cat will remain master of the situation.

And yet we are not altogether without hope. The present is essentially

an age of association. There are Salvation Armies, Blue Ribbon Armies,

Good Templars, Vegetarians, and Anti-tobacconists. Every one is

interested in the well-doing of every one else. It cannot be doubted

that sooner or later there will be an Association for the Suppression of

Bad Language, and the very first step which such a body must take would

be the suppression of the cat nuisance. It is calculated that at least

90 per cent. of those who have fallen into the lamentable habit of using

strong expressions have been driven thereto, in the first place, by the

voice of the midnight cat; and a pious divine has gone so far as to

admit that at least mental profanity is absolutely universal, even among

the best of men, under these circumstances. Even ladies of

irreproachable morals and conduct have admitted the use of mental bad

language, under the irritation caused by hours of sleeplessness through

the infliction of a concert on the tiles. A society which would take the

matter in hand would command an enormous support, although the great

proportion of the subscriptions and donations in furtherance of its

object would be anonymous, for few men would venture upon an open

adherence to a society which, as a first step towards the suppression of

swearing, would undertake to put down the domestic cat.

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THE LADYBIRD.

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THE ladybird occupies among insects a position very similar to that held

by the robin among birds, and is similarly protected by a feeling akin

to superstition. It must be owned that the robin has no peculiar claims

upon the affection of man, on the grounds of benefits bestowed. It sings

prettily, but there are many birds which surpass it in this respect; it

has a friendly confidence in man, but not more so than has the sparrow;

it can scarcely be considered to hold very high rank among the birds

that render man vital services by acting as exterminators of the pests

of the fields and gardens, and, indeed, it takes an ample toll of seed

and fruit for any service it may do in the way of destroying insects.

The jay’s bright feathers do not afford it protection from the keeper’s

gun, and the patch of red on the breast of the robin would scarcely in

itself account for the general feeling in its favour. Nor would the

pretty markings on the back of the ladybird, for there are many more

brilliant and showy insects; and the affection and kindly treatment

which it receives, even from children, can hardly be explained, save as

an instinct implanted by nature in the human breast, as a protection for

one of his greatest friends and allies. Next, perhaps, to the ichneumon,

the ladybird is the most valuable of all insects to man. The bee

furnishes him with wax and honey, the silkworm with a fabric for the

adornment of his female kind, the cochineal insect with a dye, the

locust with a food, this being, however, but a poor return for its

destruction of vegetation. The worm acts as a subsoil plough, takes down

dead leaves and herbage, and brings fresh soil to the surface; many

beetles work as scavengers, the Spanish fly provides us with blisters,

and, indeed, it may be accepted that the great majority of insects are,

in one way or another, directly or indirectly of benefit to man. But it

may be doubted if any, save only the ichneumon, can vie with the

ladybird in this respect. Its life is spent in the pursuit and

destruction of the aphis, which, were it not for its vigilance, would so

increase that it would become, in temperate climates, as great a scourge

as is the locust in the localities it inhabits. Not only does the

ladybird as a perfect insect live upon the aphis, but in its earlier,

though less known, stage it is equally destructive to them, and from the

time when it issues from the egg to its death its whole life is passed

in the destruction of these pests of the farmer and gardener. In its

labours this way it is ably assisted by the larvæ of the Hemerobius,

which, in its perfect state, is a brilliant four-winged fly; and by

those of the Syrphidæ, which transfix and devour their thousands on

their trident-like mandibles. But these creatures, useful as they are,

are far less common than the ladybirds, which are to be found on every

plant, and, being amongst the earliest insects to make their appearance

in the spring, are ready to meet the first invasion of the aphis. It may

frankly be admitted that the ladybird is not, in this work of

destruction, animated solely by a desire to benefit man, and even that

this is quite a secondary matter in its opinion. This, however, may be

said of many other recognised benefactors of man. The bullock is

considered none the less a benefactor because he eats, not with the

express purpose of making flesh, but to gratify his appetite; while the

sheep values his warm coat rather because it keeps out the cold than

because it will some day furnish man with a garment.

There are a great variety of ladybirds, differing only in the colours

and markings of their coats; these are for the most part red, black, or

yellow, with black, yellow, or white spots. The red with seven black

spots is the most common, and is found all over Europe and in parts of

Asia and Africa. It is everywhere a favourite with children, and in

France they are called _Vaches à Dieu_ or _Bêtes de la Vierge_, and are

considered sacred to the Virgin. Why this should be so is not very

clear, but it would be much more easy to find explanations for the title

than for the verses that especially endear them to children throughout

this country—

“Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home,

Your house is on fire, your children alone.”

There are two or three versions of the last two words, but all alike

express that there is danger to the children as well as to the house.

The antiquity of this legend is prodigious; it is one of the group

brought by the earliest arrivals in Europe from the Far East, and there

can be little doubt that it came to us from Scandinavia. It is familiar

to children, with but slight variation, all over Europe, and African

children repeat an almost identical sentence over the ladybird. As the

legends current in Europe and Asia are but seldom found among the sons

of Ham, it does not seem by any means beyond the bounds of probability

that the legend was in existence before the Flood, and that the children

of the sons of Noah carried it to the various quarters of the world when

they scattered from the common centre.

But, though there can be no dispute as to the enormous antiquity of

these apparently non-sensible lines, scientific men, although agreeing

that there must be a deep and hidden meaning somewhere, are quite unable

to arrive at any consensus as to what that meaning can be. As of late

years it has been the habit of scientific men, whenever they cannot find

any other satisfactory explanation of an ancient legend or story, to

assign it to one of the sun myths, “Ladybird, ladybird,” must now be

considered as included in that broad category, and so takes its place by

the side of the siege of Troy, the wars of the Gods with the Titans, and

other apparently widely diverse legends. The highest credit is due to

scientific men for the ingenuity shown in the invention of this sun-myth

limbo, into which they are able to shunt away all legends and traditions

that prove too tough for them to unravel. But, failing to grapple with

the story of the burning of the ladybird’s house, it would certainly be

satisfactory if we could get with certainty at the legend that connects

them with the Virgin. The French call them _Bêtes de la Vierge_, the

German _Unser Herrenhuhn_, while our own ladybird, which is, of course,

a mere shortening of “Our Lady’s bird,” is a literal translation of the

German name, the French differing only in calling the insect a beast,

while the Germans and ourselves call it a bird. The most plausible

supposition is that as the Virgin is in many Catholic pictures depicted

as pierced to the heart with seven swords, the seven black spots on the

red ladybird are considered as typical of those wounds, the form of the

little creature being not unlike that of a heart.

Seeing the extreme value of the ladybird’s assistance as a destroyer of

the green fly, it has more than once been seriously proposed to

introduce breeding establishments for its multiplication; and there can

be no doubt, were this practicable, agriculturists, and especially

hop-growers, whose bines are cruelly ravaged by the green fly, would

benefit vastly. The silkworm is bred in enormous quantities, and there

seems no reason why the ladybird should be less susceptible of

cultivation, if it could but be taught to lay aside its habits of

restlessness. Unfortunately, the ladybird is a frequent and rapid

traveller, and the hop-grower would have no assurance that his

neighbour’s gardens would not benefit more than his own by his labours

in breeding it. Few beetles take so readily to the wing; it runs fast,

too, on the little legs packed so snugly away under the flat side of its

hemisphere. Still, as the flea can be taught not to jump, it ought to be

possible to restrain the ladybird from flying; and, in that case, if

kept amply supplied with its favourite food, it might be content to

breed in captivity, and the management of such an establishment would be

a source of great interest and amusement to children. Owing, perhaps, to

its immunity from cruel treatment at the hands of man, the ladybird

exhibits no fear whatever of him. While the spider will rush to a

hiding-place, the caterpillar drop itself from a twig, and the flea

endeavour to escape by the aid of its prodigious activity from the touch

of man, the ladybird will run unconcernedly across his hand, and,

indeed, appears to take a pleasure in so doing, until, tired of the

amusement, it opens its wing-cases, and, after a preliminary flourish of

its wings, goes off in a swift flight in search of its next meal.

Properly trained, the ladybird ought to be a skilful performer of

tricks, although we are not aware that any efforts have been made in

that direction, but a regiment of them drilled as soldiers and taught to

manœuvre accurately to the sound of the bugle should certainly be an

attractive spectacle.

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THE DOG.

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OF the various works of man, there are few of which he has more reason

to be proud than the transformation under his hands of the wild dog into

the domesticated animal. The change was not early effected; during

Scriptural times it had made but little progress. The term “dog” is

everywhere used as one of opprobrium. “Is thy servant a dog that he

should do this?” is in itself sufficient to show that the possibility of

the dog being possessed of many virtues had never occurred to the

speaker. The dog was, indeed, regarded down to comparatively modern

times in three lights only: as a scavenger, as a guard against wild

beasts, and as an assistant in the chase, and it is thus that he is

still viewed in the East and by uncivilised peoples. It must be owned

that the wild dog, or the dog such as he exists on sufferance in

Oriental communities, has but few higher claims, that he is by nature

but little in advance of his cousins the wolf, the jackal, and the

coyote, and that he is cowardly, cringing, and ferocious according to

circumstance. His virtues, in fact, are at this stage altogether latent;

he has been cowed by a long course of misapprehension and ill-treatment,

and displays only his worst qualities. It is as difficult to recognise

him as a near relation to the civilised dog as to see the connection

between a Digger Indian and a Shakespeare or a Newton. It is, then, no

small credit to man that he has discovered and brought out the grand

qualities of the dog, and that in making him his companion and his

friend he has developed virtues equal to those he himself possesses.

It may be said that there never was a man who possessed the proud

stateliness of the St. Bernard, the unerring sagacity of the sheep-dog,

or the courage and tenacity of the bulldog. The vainest masher is not

daintier in his ways than the Italian greyhound, or more soft and

affectionate than the Blenheim. In point of fun and vivacity the terrier

in its many varieties stands higher, while in the exhibition of

unwearied devotion, fidelity, and affection, the whole race put man to

shame. Although rejoicing in undivided affection, the dog is yet

contented with an occasional word from his master, he always renders

prompt and cheerful obedience, is ready to spring up a score of times

from the most comfortable sleep by the fireside in answer to his

master’s voice, and is willing at once to abandon the most comfortable

quarters to brave all weathers if his owner will but deign to take him

with him. He will face any odds in his defence, and will die in his

service. Even roughness and unkindness fail to shake his devotion, and

in adversity as in prosperity his fealty is unbroken. The dog is a fine

discriminator of persons, and while a well-attired stranger who

approaches his master’s house will be greeted with silence, or perhaps

with a slight wag of welcome, his back will bristle and his demeanour

become unmistakably hostile as soon as he perceives a tramp approaching.

Dogs are judges of character too, and no coaxing or blandishments will

seduce them into friendliness with one of whose disposition they

disapprove, and it must be owned that, like children, they are seldom

mistaken in their intuitive likes and dislikes.

[Illustration: “CAREFUL BREEDING HAS BROUGHT ABOUT GREAT VARIETIES

IN SIZE, FORM, AND APPEARANCE.”]

A flesh-eater by nature, the dog adapts itself readily to the habits of

those around. His preferences are for meat, but few things come

absolutely amiss to him: bread and cheese, fish, pies and puddings of

all sorts, vegetables, and even fruit, are eaten by him with apparent

relish, and he needs but very little education to take to beer, wines,

and spirits. As might be expected from the analogy of man, the big dog,

as a rule, is much more gentle, patient, and good-tempered than the

small one. The latter is ready upon the smallest provocation to become

excited or pugnacious; he seems to be on the look out for affronts, and

ever on the watch to assert himself. The big dog, upon the contrary, is

generally quiet and dignified, and very slow to wrath. While careful

breeding has brought about great varieties in size, form, and

appearance, its effects upon the dog’s mental organisation can scarcely

be traced, save for such differences of disposition as are the result of

size rather than race. The St. Bernard and the toy terrier, the pug, the

poodle, the Dachshund, and the spaniel, although differing as widely

from each other in appearance and shape as if they belonged to different

families, are yet identical in their possession of the virtues and

methods of dogdom. Their habits may differ slightly, some seeming to

find their chief happiness in lying asleep on a soft cushion, others in

an incessant pursuit of rats and other vermin, some in accompanying

their masters to the chase. There are dogs whose greatest joy is a swim,

others whose chief object of life seems to be to pick a quarrel and then

fight it out. But these differences are no greater than those we find

existing in men—even in men of the same race. It does not require a very

wide range of acquaintance to enable us to fix upon a man whose tastes

correspond respectively to those of one or other of these types of dogs,

and, indeed, the list might be almost indefinitely extended. This is not

remarkable, since it is man who has made the dog what he is. No such

varieties of character are to be found in the wild dog, and even the

semi-civilised dog of Constantinople, or other Eastern towns, resembles

his brethren as closely as one sheep in the fold does another.

The Red Indian expects confidently that his faithful hound will be his

companion in the chase in the country of the Great Manitou, and there

are not a few Englishmen who, deep down in their hearts, believe that

the separation between themselves and their affectionate friends and

loyal servants will not be an eternal one. They would repudiate the idea

that there was a future before other animals, unless an exception were

made in behalf of a favourite horse; but the dog has assimilated himself

so closely to man, has become so much his companion and friend, that it

is not difficult to a real lover of the dog to suppose that it too may

have a future before it. At any rate, in a comparison between the dog

and the man, the advantage is not always with the latter; and few would

deny that in point of intelligence, of generosity, and nobleness of

disposition, of fidelity to duty, of patience and of courage, there are

some dogs that are infinitely the superiors of some men. It was not so

long ago that, in discussing the muzzling question, a man writing to a

newspaper said, “Better a thousand dogs should die than one man!” There

are very few men who, appreciating dogs, would at all agree with this

opinion. There are men whose lives are more valuable than those of a

thousand dogs, but there are others whose lives would be dearly

purchased by that of one dog.

It is possible that if admitted to as intimate a companionship with man,

other animals might make as rapid a rise as the dog has done; but there

are few so well suited for that companionship. The cat accepts kindness,

but declines to be in any way bound by it. It may like petting, and may

even run to greet a master or mistress, and follow them over the house;

but the cat takes little interest in their conversation, and keeps its

thoughts strictly to itself, and its inscrutable face is a mask which

cannot be penetrated. But beyond the cat the choice is limited. Rats and

mice are easily tamed, but would never overcome feminine aversion. Sheep

lack the liveliness necessary for a pet. Cattle are too large for our

present style of house; while the giraffe, whose eye is probably the

most lovely of those of any of the brute creation, would scarcely feel

at ease in a drawing-room. Lions, tigers, and other members of the cat

tribe have been made pets when young, but become dangerous as they gain

their strength. The monkey is too intolerant of cold to become a pet in

this country, and his restlessness and love of mischief are against him.

The mongoose, perhaps, if more common, would be the most formidable

rival of the dog. It is admitted to possess a high degree of

intelligence, to be easily tamed, and very affectionate; but it could

take the place only of the smaller varieties of dogs, and would fail

from its want of voice as a guard, and be of little use in a tussle with

burglars. Take him altogether, there is no animal possessing one tithe

of the qualifications of the dog for the various purposes for which he

is used by man, being capable of acting alike as a woman’s pet, as a

man’s companion, as an assistant in the chase, as, in some countries, an

animal of draught, as a vigilant sentry, as a powerful and valiant ally,

and as the most faithful and truest of friends.

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SHEEP.

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THE position of the sheep in the scale of the animal creation has not

yet been assigned. Naturalists, who are guided by mere externals, have,

indeed, agreed that the sheep is a quadruped, that it is herbivorous and

ruminant; but, after all, this does not help us much. Physically, the

sheep may stand high; mentally, it appears to be about on the level of

the garden slug. The sheep eats continually, and when he is not eating,

he is chewing; this gives him a thoughtful appearance; but no savants

have ever ventured a suggestion as to the subject of his thoughts. He

has his good points as a producer of wool and mutton, but the garden

slug is edible and nourishing, and the caterpillar yields a most

valuable product for clothing; therefore this fact cannot be considered

as bearing upon the subject of his place in the scale of creation. In

its wild state the sheep is said to be sagacious, but the stories of

huntsmen, like those of fishermen, are to be received with marked

distrust. If the sheep is sagacious in its wild state, why should it

become so densely stupid when domesticated? The dog and the negro

improve immensely in intelligence from contact with man, and are both

capable of attaining a high degree of reasoning power. Dogs cannot,

indeed, speak, but they certainly understand much of human speech, and

learn to read the wishes of their masters at a glance. Negroes attain to

the point of being able to preach sermons—a low test of intellectuality

certainly, but still a proof of some intelligence.

It is difficult to believe, then, that the sheep can have deteriorated

mentally from contact with civilisation, and it must be assumed that any

supposed sharpness of the creature in its wild state must be due solely

to the fact that it is difficult to approach, and crafty in eluding

pursuit. But in these qualities the domestic flea is surely its

superior; and most insects, either by feigning death, by speed in

running or flying, or by tricks of hiding themselves from observation,

show higher powers of self-preservation than the most enthusiastic

admirers of the sheep can claim for it. It is true that the sheep makes

up for its lack of intelligence by its preternatural gravity and

thoughtfulness of demeanour. Were every quadruped half as wise as the

sheep looks, it is clear that the dominion of man over the animal

creation would be played out. The ovine vocabulary is limited. The sheep

has, in fact, but one sound, which it is so proud of that it is

continually making it. Whether calling its offspring, or protesting

against being driven along a high road, or as an utterance of opinion as

to the appearance and speed of a passing railway train, it raises this

cry with precisely the same inflection and vigour.

[Illustration: “ADDICTED TO THE CHILDISH PASTIME OF

FOLLOW-MY-LEADER.”]

Attentive observers have been of opinion that, like the dog and cat, the

sheep expresses emotion by different movements of its tail; but none

have attempted to classify these varieties of motion or to analyse the

emotion contained by them. Like most timid creatures the sheep is

crassly obstinate, and will object to be driven into a pen, even though

the interior be scattered thickly with the succulent turnip, and nothing

short of prodding with a stick, assisted by barking on the part of a dog

and bad language on the part of the shepherd, will induce it to enter.

The animal, except in early youth, has no idea of humour; and even on

the part of the lamb, playfulness is expressed only by a little frisking

of an incoherent character. It has been said that the sheep is capable

of attachment to persons; and an American ballad specifically states,

that a lamb belonging to a young person of the name of Mary followed her

wheresoever she went. The fact, however, that the circumstance should

have been considered worthy of chronicle in verse shows its great

rarity. One of the peculiarities about sheep is the extreme similarity

of feature which characterises the individuals of the same breed.

Nature, which so loves variety that it is said that no two leaves in a

great tree are exactly alike, gave up the sheep as hopeless. The

straight forehead and nose, the lack-lustre eye, admitted of no variety

short of complete change, and even the interference of man, although it

has created many varieties in size and coat, has done nothing to alter

the face; it remains in its normal state of uniform stolidity. Lambs,

indeed, recognise their mothers among a flock; but it is probable that

the sense of smell rather than of sight enables them to do so.

Even the poets, who have managed to say something for most animals, have

been unable to invent anything favourable concerning sheep; and silly

has been their favourite epithet for it. The poet who has apparently

devoted most attention to their doings, goes so far as to say that a

flock, of which he is writing, on a certain occasion left their tails

behind them. This, of course, must only be regarded as a metaphor, his

meaning being that they were wholly destitute of memory. Scriptural

authority would seem to show that the sheep is a superior animal to the

goat, and no doubt it is less given to mischievous tricks; but as this

is due to a want of sufficient intelligence to devise a mischievous

trick, it can hardly be considered a feature worthy of high

commendation. Some have supposed that the sheep throughout its life is

oppressed with a sense of duty which deadens all other faculties. Having

in some mysterious manner become possessed of an hereditary knowledge

that the object of its life is to furnish mutton, it sets itself

deliberately to work to prepare for the butcher’s knife. To this end, it

is always eating when it is not sleeping. Its stolidity is assumed

because it knows that energy is destructive to the formation of fat.

Unfortunately for the reputation of these animals, their breeders have

regarded them solely in the light of producers of mutton and wool, and

have endeavoured to improve them only in this respect. Had they turned

their attention to developing their mental qualities, the consequences

might have been different; but naturally the sheep, finding that no

efforts were being made to improve its intelligence, accepted the place

in the animal creation that man assigned to it, and has taken no pains

to improve itself. There is no saying what a society for the improvement

of the intelligent faculties of sheep might not effect, and if its

efforts did but produce some change in the expression of their faces it

would be a boon to mankind. There is a limit now to the pleasure which

any one save a breeder can obtain from the contemplation of a flock of

sheep, and this simply from the want of variety. It is true that Phyllis

and Daphne, and many other maidens, have taken to the tending of sheep;

but as it is palpable that the attractions of the calling were the

shepherds and not the sheep, this proves nothing.

To be able to obtain a fair idea of the stupidity of sheep it is

necessary to see them, not when engaged in tranquil mastication, but

while driven upon a high road. The manner in which they persist in

placing themselves under the wheels of any passing waggon or cart is

remarkable, and would seem to show that even the instinct of

self-preservation, which is so marked in their wild state, is altogether

lost in the domestic animal. Singularly enough, they are addicted to the

childish pastime of follow-my-leader, and wherever one goes the rest

will follow, even if it be in a jump over a cliff to certain

destruction. It has been urged in favour of sheep that they are

affectionate mothers, and will defend their offspring against attack on

the part of dogs. This, however, can scarcely be considered a fair

reason for placing them high in the scale of animals, as some insects,

such as ants and bees, will defend their young even to the death; while

as to the affection of the sheep, any one who has watched it suckling

its lamb must have been struck at the absolute indifference of its

attitude and its evident mute protest against the proceeding. There are

many other points which might in an exhaustive essay upon the sheep be

touched on, for example the ridiculous feebleness of its attempt to be a

formidable and dangerous assailant, as expressed by short stamps of the

feet, a pretence which fails to impose upon any one. Enough, however,

has been said to show that the sheep, although classed as a quadruped,

is really as an animal an impostor, and that its true place in the scale

according to its mental attributes should rather be among the molluscs

than the vertebrates.

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THE BEE AND THE WASP.

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IT is undeniable that the bee occupies a far higher position in the

regard of man than the wasp. The bee is held up as an example to the

young for its strict attention to business, its forethought and

prudence. It has been made the object of much study; its habits and

manners have been watched in hives specially constructed; and the

behaviour of the bees towards their queen and towards each other has

been as minutely investigated and described, and is, indeed, almost as

well known, as are the customs of the ancient Greeks or Romans. The

wasp, on the other hand, is regarded with absolute hostility. It is

viewed as an idler, as an irritable and hot-tempered creature, with no

fixed aims and ends, prone to unprovoked assaults, a disturber of

picnics, an intruder in the domestic circle—a creature, in fact, to be

promptly and summarily put to death if opportunity offer itself. This

hasty and unjust conclusion is, in fact, the result of man’s natural

selfishness. He does not really admire the bee because the insect stores

up food for its winter use, but because he is able to plunder that

store, and to make it available for his own purposes. The squirrel, the

field-mouse, and many other creatures lay up stores for winter; but, as

man is not particularly fond of dried nuts or shrivelled grain, he does

not consider it necessary to profess any extreme admiration for the

forethought of these creatures. The wasp is perfectly capable of storing

up honey for its winter use, did it see the slightest occasion for doing

so; but the wasp is not a fool. It knows perfectly well that its life is

a short one; that it will die when the winter season approaches. Its

instinct doubtless teaches it that only a few of the autumn-born females

will survive to create new colonies in the spring, and that as these

females will pass the winter in a dormant state in some snug recess

beyond the reach of frost, there is no occasion whatever to prepare

stores of food for their use. Did the wasp endeavour to emulate the bee,

and store its cells with honey, it would rightly be held up to derision

as an idiot, as the only creature who imitates the folly of man in

continuing to work until the last to pile up riches for others to enjoy

after its death. If it is admirable for the bee, who lives through the

winter, to collect for his use during that time, it is no less admirable

in the wasp, who dies before the winter, to avoid the absurd and

ridiculous habit of collecting stores which he cannot profit by.

In all other respects the wasp is the equal, if not the superior, of the

bee. The latter is content to establish its home in any place that comes

to hand. Even if man provides a hive for it, the bee has not the sense

to utilise it until man takes the trouble to bring the habitation and to

shake the swarm into it. If the hive should not be forthcoming the bees

will establish themselves in a hollow tree, in a chimney, in the roof of

a house, or in any other place that appears convenient, and then and

there begin to build their combs and prepare for the reception of brood

and honey. The wasp, on the other hand, more industriously sets to work

to build its own house, walls and all, and the labour required for such

an undertaking is enormous. Wood, the material it uses, is obtained by

gnawing posts, gates, rails, or other timber that has lost its sap. This

is chewed up by the wasp’s strong jaws into a paste, and spread out with

its tongue in layers finer than tissue paper. Layer after layer is

spread, until the house, which varies in size from that of an apple to

one as large as a man’s head, is made rain- and weather-tight, a model

of symmetry, and a marvellous example of the result of patient and

persevering labour, a white palace, by the side of which anything the

bee can do is but poor workmanship. The arrangement inside the structure

is at least equal to that which the bee can accomplish in the most

perfectly-constructed hive. The cells are as regular and as carefully

arranged, and it is kept with the same scrupulous care and cleanliness.

It is not necessary for the wasp to collect honey and pollen for the use

of its brood, for these are fed upon insects, the juicy caterpillar and

the plump body of the blue-bottle being the morsels which they mostly

affect. In the capture of its prey for the use of its young, the wasp

works as assiduously as does the owl to gather in field mice for the

sustenance of its offspring; and each capture, after being carried to

the nest, is stowed away in the cell with the egg, until it is full, and

then the entrance securely sealed.

The queen wasp is, in point of activity, energy, and intelligence, far

ahead of the queen bee. As soon as the latter leaves her cell a perfect

insect, she is waited upon by a crowd of workers, who provide her with

food, attend her every movement, and forestall her every wish, and her

functions are confined solely to the laying of her eggs. The queen wasp,

on the contrary, is the founder as well as the mother of her colony.

When she wakes up from her lethargy in the spring, she sallies out to

find a suitable spot for her future kingdom. Having fixed upon it, she

proceeds to build her cells unaided. She has to feed herself while

engaged on this labour, and when a certain number of cells are completed

she has then to store them with food sufficient to support the grubs,

until, their second stage completed, they are ready to issue out and to

take their share in the work. Even when she has an army of children, she

continues to set them an example of labour and perseverance, supervising

the operations and working diligently and continuously herself. She is

the life and soul of her community, and if by any accident she dies

before the other females, which are hatched late in the season, appear,

the community is entirely disorganised, the neuters cease from their

labours, and the whole colony perishes. Nature, too, has done much more

for the bee than for the wasp, for the former naturally secretes the wax

from which it forms its cells, while the wasp has no such faculty, and

has to construct its cells as well as its house from the paper it

manufactures.

The wasp is as fond of sweets as is the bee, and while a portion of the

community are engaged upon the work of collecting materials,

manufacturing paper, and building, the others collect sweets from

flowers or fruit. Having filled themselves with these, they return home,

and on entering the hive mount to the upper cells, and there disgorge

the contents of their honey bag for the benefit of the workers. The bee

is industrious, it may be admitted, but it is industrious in a quiet and

methodical way. There is no hurry about the bee, and any one who watches

it at work will be inclined to admit that it does a good deal of

pottering about. The wasp has no time for this sort of thing; it knows

how much there is to be done, and that there is not a single moment to

be wasted. The queen is laying her eggs; there are the materials for the

houses to be collected, ground up into paste, and spread; there is food

for the grubs to be gathered, and supplies for the builders to be

brought in. The work has got to be done, and there is no time to be

fooling about. There is, then, no reason whatever for surprise, and

still less for blame, that when the wasp is interrupted in its work it

loses its temper at once. It is angry when, having entered at an open

window, and gathered from a jam-pot, a dish, or a jug—for the wasp is

not particular—a supply of food, it finds that its way back to its

hungry friends is barred by a strange smooth obstacle, through which it

cannot pass. Many men know to their cost how small a thing rouses the

temper of a woman engaged in the arduous operations of washing or

cooking, and are careful in avoiding the neighbourhood of the wash-house

or kitchen upon such occasions; and yet they make no allowance whatever

for similar irritation on the part of the busy wasp! Again, blame is

imputed to the wasp because it waxes wroth if it be flapped at with a

handkerchief or hat; but surely there is nothing surprising in this? Men

take offence at practical jokes, especially practical jokes of a

dangerous kind; and the wasp naturally regards these wanton attacks upon

it, when actively engaged in the business of the community, as dangerous

impertinences, and is not to be blamed for resenting them. The more one

examines into the habits of the bee and the wasp respectively, the more

one is convinced that the high esteem in which the former is held by man

is simply the result of man’s love for honey; and that the balance of

superiority is wholly upon the side of the wasp, who is a more

energetic, a more vivacious, a more industrious, and a more intelligent

insect than the bee, and should on all these accounts occupy a far

higher place in man’s esteem and regard than it possesses at present.

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THE BEAR.

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NATURE, in creating the bear, bestowed upon it many good gifts. It is

strong, robust, and hardy. It is warmly clad, and, moreover, can escape

the hardships of winter by indulging in a prolonged sleep. One gift,

however, was denied it—that of grace; altogether, few animals are more

clumsy in their gait and movements than the bear. It is strange that,

this being so, the bear should be one of the few animals man has taught

to dance. The majority of bears are vegetable eaters. Their claws are

not, like those of the feline tribe, formed to tear or slay an enemy,

but are designed for digging up the roots that form a large portion of

its sustenance. As might be expected from the fact that it is a

vegetarian, the bear is generally of an easy temper, and would be glad

to leave man alone, if man would but let it alone. This amiability of

temper by no means arises from want of courage. If their cubs are in

danger, bears will attack against any odds, and if wounded are amongst

the most formidable and savage of assailants. The polar bear, living as

it does upon seals and fish, is by no means so peacefully inclined as

the various species that exist on roots and fruit. It does not wait to

be attacked, but at once takes the offensive, and there are few more

formidable foes. Bears are fond of sweets, the Asiatic as well as the

American species both hunting diligently for the hives of wild bees,

which their thick coats enable them to take in defiance of the efforts

of their indignant owners. In captivity the animal is readily tamed.

Unfortunately the bear possesses but few qualities that would render him

of great use to man; had it been otherwise, doubtless it would have been

tamed and kept in herds, for there seems no reason whatever why it

should not have been as completely domesticated as the sheep and the ox.

As, however, its hair is too coarse for working up into textile fabrics,

and its milk-giving capacity is small, man has viewed it solely as an

animal for the chase, and has hunted it down ceaselessly, the cubs only

being occasionally preserved for exhibition in the Zoological Gardens,

or with travelling showmen. In the latter case the bear shows great

docility, readily learning to obey its master, and frequently

manifesting a lively affection for him.

[++ Illustration: Muzzled Bear]

Next only to the monkey, the bear is unquestionably the most human of

animals in its motions and gestures. In a state of nature, indeed, it

rarely rises to its hind feet except for the purpose of attack; but the

fact that it is able to walk upon them, and that it frequently sits up

on its haunches, and uses its fore paws as hands either for the purpose

of putting food to its mouth, scratching itself, or rubbing its head,

gives it a very human appearance. If wounded, too, it will sit up, and

place its paws over the wound just as a man will do.

The American Indians held the bear in very high respect. This did not,

indeed, prevent them from hunting it, but, before feasting on its flesh,

they would always make a speech, begging its pardon, and deprecating its

anger, upon the ground that they did not kill it from illwill, but

simply from necessity. The bear dance, in which those engaged in it

imitated the movements of the animal, was a religious ceremony, and

generally the bear was regarded with respect far beyond that paid to any

other animal. It is unfortunate for the bear that it did not from the

first cultivate its power of walking upon its hind legs, for there can

be no doubt that had it done so it would have stood much higher in the

esteem of man. Valuing himself somewhat highly, man is naturally

disposed to value animals that approach most nearly to him. The monkey

is deified in some parts of India, and the bear might have stood in as

high a position, had it but accustomed itself habitually to walk

upright. It is true that it has none of the sprightliness of the monkey,

but its gravity, its evidently good intentions, and the somewhat rustic

awkwardness of its gait, would certainly seem to mark it as intended to

be a more genial and friendly companion to man than the skittish and

erratic monkey. The polar bear and the North American grizzly, the

latter fast approaching extinction, come under a different category

altogether, and even the accomplishment of walking upright would have

gone but a short way towards endearing them to man. The polar bear,

indeed, differs widely from other species. In spite of his great bulk

and power, he has none of that awkwardness that distinguishes the

various land bears. He can run with considerable swiftness. He is

perhaps the best swimmer of all quadrupeds, and is quick and active in

his movements; but, upon the other hand, his face expresses none of the

easy good temper of the ordinary bear, but it is at once fierce and

sullen, watchful and alert.

[++ Illustration: Bears Climbing]

The bear more than any animal conveys the impression of incompleteness,

and it is difficult to avoid the belief that being slow of temperament

it has taken much longer in its passage upwards from the germ than have

other creatures. This being the case, it would be unfair to judge the

bear as awkward or clumsy when in fact it is simply incomplete; and it

is probable that in the course of another million years or so, when the

cycle of its changes is accomplished, it will be an altogether different

animal, distinguished for the grace of its movements, and for its still

closer resemblance to man. The bear is perhaps more highly appreciated

in Germany than elsewhere, it may be because the habits of the people

approximate more closely to his than do those of the natives of other

countries. At any rate it bears a conspicuous position in their

folk-lore, and figures prominently in many a legend and story. It is

probable that the tale dear to English children of the three bears was

derived from German sources. The bear has by general consent been voted

to be the characteristic emblem of Russia, doubtless because the

peasants, wrapped up in skins in winter, with hoods of the same over

their heads, do present a very striking resemblance to him. The bear was

once common in England; its bones are found plentifully among those of

other cave-inhabiting animals, and it was still numerous in the island

when the Romans first conquered Britain; it vanished, however, even

before the wolf, and has been nearly exterminated throughout Western

Europe. It figured in the Roman arena, where it was probably goaded to a

savagery altogether alien to its nature. It may be assumed that it was

at one time regarded in the Old World with something of the superstition

with which it was held in the New, being the only animal after whom two

constellations have been named. Were there three of them, we should

possibly be able to arrive at a satisfactory explanation of the

children’s story. It is remarkable that both bears are placed by the

ancients in close proximity to the pole, probably in delicate allusion

to its climbing powers, as to the present day no bear pit is considered

complete unless provided with a pole. It is evident that the ancient

astronomers were wags, and while apparently bent solely upon giving

names to the constellations, were quietly poking fun at the unlearned.

It would be difficult otherwise to account for the position assigned to

Ursa Major and Ursa Minor, for there is nothing whatever in the position

of the stars forming these constellations that in any way indicates the

figure of a bear, the outlines of the various animals in the

constellations being purely imaginative and arbitrary. It is somewhat

singular that the bear did not figure among the signs of the zodiac,

when such comparatively insignificant creatures as the ram and the fish

were pressed into the service. Summing up the bear, it may be said that

its good qualities predominate over its evil ones, and that it is man’s

fault rather than the bear’s that they do not dwell comfortably and

sociably together.

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THE SPIDER.

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THE want of balance in man’s appreciation of things, and the

unreasonable nature of his prejudices, are in nothing shown more

strikingly than in the view he takes of the spider. His objection to the

spider is based upon the fact that it kills its prey and devours it. So

do the great majority of creatures on earth. The next objection is that

it catches it in a net; but for every fly the spider catches the

fisherman will take a thousand fish, also in a net, and no one imputes

it to him as harm. The fisherman, indeed, is regarded with a sort of

special affection by the community. He is spoken of as the hardy

fisherman, the honest fisherman, and, at any rate in his case, the fact

that he catches his fish in a net is not considered in any way

reprehensible. Then, it is urged against the spider that, having set its

net, it hides from view, and, having enticed the fly into its bower,

rushes out and devours it. But how about man? The fly-fisher casts

cunningly devised and tempting lures over the fish, while himself

keeping, as far as possible, hidden from view. The trawler arms himself

with glittering imitations of fish, studded with deadly hooks; the

wild-duck gunner paddles up noiselessly in a punt, and shoots down his

birds while feeding; or hides himself in a bower, and brings them down

as they pass unsuspectingly overhead. Man uses craft, and skill, and

cunning to capture his prey of all sorts, and exults in his success. He

would laugh to scorn the accusation that he was a lurking assassin, and

yet he assumes a tone of lofty moral superiority towards the spider, who

uses the gifts nature has bestowed upon him not for sport or amusement,

but for existence. No spider is recorded as having employed a large body

of his friends to drive up two or three thousand half-tamed flies to be

slaughtered by him as a form of amusement. We have no doubt that such

spiders as may be engaged about their business, within view of slaughter

so perpetrated by human beings, must quiver in their webs with righteous

indignation. Let us, then, have no more maudlin sentimentality about the

cruelty of the spider. It obtains its food by the chase, and in so doing

exhibits a skill, a dexterity, and a patience unsurpassed by any living

creature.

The spider has a wonderful power of adaptability to circumstances. The

great fat-bodied spider of our gardens is necessarily slow-moving, and

therefore builds its web and waits. There are others less burdened by

nature who are fierce and active, who hunt their prey on a sunny wall as

a dog might hunt a rabbit, quartering the ground with restless activity,

and pouncing upon the prey with the spring of a tiger. Some for

preference build thick webs in dark corners, festooning cornices with

filmy drapery, to the annoyance of good housewives. Others, tiny

creatures these, will throw out a few threads, and, floating upon them,

allow themselves to be wafted vast distances through the air. There is

the water spider, who, long before man invented the diving bell, dwelt

below the water, building its nest there like a thimble, open at the

bottom, and then laboriously carrying down little globules of air and

releasing them beneath it, until the water is expelled, and it can dwell

in the little silver bell it has prepared for itself. Then, too, there

is the spider who builds for itself a box in the ground with a hinged

lid as skilfully contrived as any of man’s inventions, and, holding this

tightly down, can defy the efforts of any foe likely to assail it. Not

even the ant shows a wider intelligence, a more perfect aptitude for

using the tools with which nature has provided it, and a greater power

of adapting itself to circumstances than does the spider, and yet, while

the ant and the bee are held up as examples to our children, the spider

is passed over as an objectionable creature, of no account.

The spider is capable of being tamed, and has before now been made a pet

of by prisoners, who have so domesticated it that it would come at their

call, take food from their fingers, and come to treat them with absolute

fearlessness, if not affection. It is not to be pretended that the

spider possesses no bad qualities. Were it otherwise, it would stand on

a far loftier level with man. With individuals of its own species it is

exceptionally quarrelsome, and will not only kill, but eat a conquered

adversary. It is, undoubtedly, an advanced socialist. So long as its

supply of the viscid fluid from which it constructs its web holds out,

it will build its house and defend it against all comers. But when this

is exhausted, it immediately adopts radical principles, and upon the

theory that there is no right in property, proceeds at once to rob a

neighbour of the fruits of its labour, and to instal itself in the

property from which it has ejected the owner. It is a little singular

that the socialists have not adopted the spider as the badge and emblem

of their creed, in recognition of the identity of their principles.

Unhappily, a far darker blot than this rests upon the character of the

female spider, who is much larger and more powerful than the male. She

is an excellent mother, and will defend her bag of eggs with her life;

but she is a mournful example of the working of the rights of women

carried out to the fullest extent. This can never occur in the human

race, because, fortunately for man, he is the stronger. Were it

otherwise, we may be sure that that section of females who clamour for

equality would be content with nothing less than absolute supremacy. The

female spider lives up to this. Being the stronger, she does not argue

with her husband, but when she has no further use for him she simply

kills him and eats him. Looking at the matter from man’s point of view,

we are unable to find any justification for this conduct. Our escape

from the fate of the male spider is largely due to the fact that our

females are less strong than we: indeed, in spite of physical weakness

they not unfrequently hold us in subjection, and occasionally rule us

with a rod of iron. Metaphorically, they may devour us by their

extravagance; but they have, happily, no ability to carry out to the

fullest the methods of the female spider. The spider, it must be owned,

stands almost, if not altogether, alone in the commission of this crime

of uxoricide. So strange an exception is this to the general rule of

nature, that one is driven to suppose that the female spiders must,

perhaps in remotely distant times, have suffered from terrible treatment

and ill usage at the hand of the males, and that having in course of

ages attained to greater strength than is possessed by their mates, they

now revenge upon them the wrongs of their far back ancestors. We do not

assert that this is absolutely the true explanation of their conduct;

but it is clear that some events of an altogether exceptional kind must

have occurred in the history of the spider to bring about so unexampled

and unnatural a state of things among the two sexes, and to embitter to

such a degree the female against the male. It is lamentable to have to

record so evil a trait in the character of one of the most intelligent

and intellectual of insects, but it would be unfair to other and less

highly gifted creatures were we to pass it over in silence.

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THE GNAT.

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HAD the gnat been endowed with as great a power of making itself

obnoxious as its first cousin the mosquito, it would have been the

subject of anxious inquiry and investigation by man. As it is, it

attracts but slight attention, and lives and dies in undisturbed

obscurity. In this respect it closely resembles what are called the

working classes among man. The noisy spouter, the obnoxious demagogue,

the troublesome striker attract attention; the vast patient herd live

and die almost unnoticed. There is no reason for supposing, however,

that the gnat takes the neglect of man to heart, fond as he undoubtedly

is of man’s companionship. In this respect he stands almost, if not

quite alone among created things, for the attentions paid to man by the

flea, the bug, and the mosquito are strictly selfish. Gnats, however,

appear to be purely disinterested in their attentions, and to regard the

doings of man with pleased and curious interest. They will attend him in

his walks, flying in a cloud over his head or a pace or two in front of

him; while their interest in him when engaged in fishing, sketching, or

other pursuits is unbounded. They do not, like the midge, interfere with

him in any other way, but keep at a respectful distance. A young couple

strolling through a lane as the shades of evening are falling are a

spectacle specially attractive to gnats. They will frequently on such

occasions form themselves into filmy clouds, rising and falling in

rhythmical measure, expressive of satisfaction and goodwill.

The summer evening gnat must not be confused with a cousin of his which

occasionally infests low-lying and marshy neighbourhoods. This bears

both in point of size, appearance, and habits, a much closer relation to

the mosquito than to the gnat, and it may, indeed, be termed the English

mosquito. It is many times larger than the gnat which is the subject of

our remarks, has dark limbs and body, a stinging proboscis, and a bare

head. The gnat is scarce more substantial than a cobweb, and has upon

its head a lovely plume. It is silent, or, at least, if it utters a

sound, its vibrations are too rapid for the ears of man to detect.

The life of the gnat, although short, would seem to be more full of

pleasure and enjoyment than that of any other creature. Other insects

that consort together in large numbers do so for mutual convenience or

protection. Multitudes are needed for the various work of the bee, wasp,

and ant cities. Caterpillar communities dwell together, partly because

they were born so, but probably more because the web, their common work,

is a protection against their enemies, and specially against their most

deadly foe, the ichneumon. The aphis feed crowded in close herds, but

their power of locomotion is so small that they live and die where they

were born. Gnats, however, congregate simply to enjoy the companionship

of their friends. Their gatherings are great balls and dances. Flying in

a soft cloud scarce more palpable than steam, and ever changing in form,

they rise and fall in constant motion, and it is impossible to doubt

that this action partakes, to some extent, of the character of a dance.

A faint, low hum accompanies the motion, caused partly, perhaps, by the

beating of the innumerable gossamer wings, partly by the whispered

conversation or song from innumerable throats. Naturalists have puzzled

themselves in vain for any explanation of the object of these dancings.

The natural one, that it is the outcome of a joyous and happy

disposition, an exercise expressive of pleasure and happiness, is too

simple to be received with approval by the scientific mind.

Man does not so rejoice in his existence. He has not such unbounded

satisfaction in the companionship of multitudes of his fellows, nor

throughout all nature is there any parallel to the great gatherings and

dancings of the gnats. Flies, indeed, do join in sportive chases and

flights, but these are engaged in by few individuals only. Flights of

starlings and some other gregarious birds approach more nearly to the

gnat assemblies, and are also frequently marked by rhythmical fallings

and risings; but they are comparatively short outbursts of playful

joyousness, and not comparable with the constant and prolonged dances in

which the gnat spends the greater portion of its existence as a perfect

insect. Well may the gnat be transparent, for it is doubtful whether it

takes any solid food from the time of its emergence from its pupa case

to that when, its existence terminated, it drops lifeless on the surface

of a stream. It drinks, however, and a dewdrop is sufficient to afford

refreshment to thousands.

The gnat’s life, like that of most insects, is a dual one; but unlike

most others, the first—and much the longest portion—is spent in the

water. The female gnat selects some quiet and sheltered piece of water,

a stagnant pool for preference, and lays her eggs upon its surface. In

form they may be compared to long small-bore bullets, pointed at the

upper end. They are placed closely together and adhere lightly to each

other, and when the tiny mass is examined through a magnifying glass it

presents the appearance of a honeycomb studded with tiny points. If no

accident befall it, the little raft floats until the young ones are

ready to take to the water; then the lower ends of the tiny tubes open

and the larvæ swim away. Their life in the water resembles that of most

other aqueous creatures. They feed upon organisms even more diminutive

than themselves, and are the prey of the smaller water beetles and tiny

fish. The gnat larva obtains the animalculæ on which it feeds by means

of two ciliated organs on the head. These are in constant motion, and

create a current by which its food is drawn into its mouth. But, though

an inhabitant of the water, the gnat even in this stage is obliged to

breathe, and therefore frequently ascends close to the surface, where it

draws in the air through a little tube situated at the apex of the body.

At the end of about fifteen days this state of its existence is

completed, and it assumes the pupa state. It is now doubled up, and

somewhat rounded in form, but it is, nevertheless, still active; it

still breathes, drawing in the air by two little tubes, situated now on

the anterior part of the body. When the perfect insect is formed inside

the pupa case, the air contained within the latter causes it to float on

the surface. The gnat breaks through the upper side and stands upon the

skin it has quitted, which serves as a little raft until it has attained

sufficient strength to fly. This is the most critical moment of the

gnat’s existence; the fluid in which it has lately existed would now be

fatal to it, and the tiniest ripple caused by a breath of wind, or the

passage close by of a fish or water beetle, before the gnat has gained

strength to fly, would upset the boat and drown its occupant.

Man has not been able to solve the problem whether thought as well as

life is continuous during the three stages of existence of the gnat, or,

indeed, in those of any other insect; and knows not whether the gnat has

any remembrance of the very different existence it passed beneath the

surface of the water over which, in its perfect state, it delights to

disport itself. The fact that all insects deposit their eggs in

situations unsuitable for their own existence, but suitable for that of

the larvae, is no proof for or against the theory, since it may be the

result of blind instinct only.

Whether man will ever be able to place himself sufficiently _en rapport_

with the lower creation as to be able to solve this and many other

problems must be left to future ages to determine. So far, able as he is

to acquire with more or less difficulty the languages of all other

varieties of man, he has failed signally in comprehending that of even

the birds and animals with whom he is most in contact. The dog and the

horse are in this respect distinctly his superior, and the former, when

admitted to close companionship, unquestionably understands at least the

gist of his master’s words. As it is not the custom of the gnat to waste

its strength by travelling ahead in a straight line, we have no means of

determining the actual rate of speed at which it can fly. That it is

very great is certain. A swarm of gnats caught in a heavy rain-shower

will continue their gyrations apparently undisturbed, their sight and

movement being so quick that they are able to dodge the raindrops in

their descent; and at the termination of the storm, however heavy, their

numbers will be apparently undiminished. This would seem to show an

amount of speed and activity relatively unrivalled in any other living

creature.

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THE ANT.

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THE ant has been so thoroughly exploited by Sir John Lubbock and others,

that it is altogether unnecessary to enter upon any description of its

customs and habits. It may at once be assumed that, for its size, it is

the most intelligent of all created beings. Were each particle of the

brain of man animated by a vigour and sagacity equal to that which

vivifies the tiny speck of brain matter in the head of an ant,

imagination altogether fails to picture the result, or to appreciate

even faintly the wisdom and power that man would in that case possess.

But even as matters stand, we may with advantage learn much from the

ant, especially from the more highly organised tropical varieties, in

which we may include the termite, popularly known as the white ant,

although in reality belonging to another family. Here we see regular

communities dwelling together, governed by their own laws and customs,

and exhibiting the spectacle of a nation acting in accordance with

natural laws. It must be painful to republicans to find that in the

great majority of communities of what we are pleased to consider

inferior creatures, the monarchical principle distinctly prevails. In

ants, bees, and wasps, the most completely organised of such

communities, there is a natural head, not elected or chosen by vote, but

born to the purple. Among animals that congregate for mutual protection

and convenience, such as horses, stags, and elephants, there is always a

leader; but in this case he assumes the position by right of superior

strength, valour, and sagacity. No scientific man has been able to

discover in his election to the post any trace of the process known in

the United States as lobbying. There is neither intriguing nor currying

for popular favour—the strongest and bravest assumes the position by

right of his strength and bravery, and may be termed a natural dictator.

These communities are evidently inferior in order and perfection to

those of the first class.

Thirdly, come creatures of duller brain, of which the sheep may be taken

as a type. And here we come to nature’s example of a republic, the dull

level of equality and fraternity, where none are superior to others, and

there is no emulation, no gradation of rank, and no rising of one

individual above the rest. One cannot doubt, with these examples before

us, that Nature has very clearly pointed out that in all highly

organised communities the monarchical system is that best adapted for

securing order and progress, and for the general benefit of the whole;

that for those in a less advanced stage of progress a dictatorship is

the preferable form of government, while among those of the lowest type

of intelligence a republic serves the purpose as well as any other

system.

In the ant nation, which stands at the head of such communities, the

monarchical principle is carried out to the fullest extent. We have the

Queen, the ruler and mother of the whole; her courtiers, who attend upon

her; the military class, who may be considered as the nobles, who do not

labour personally, but furnish the fighting and are ready to die in

defence of their country. The overseers, generally larger and more

intelligent than the mass of workers, direct the operations, chastise

the indolent, see that all is done with order and regularity, and

generally supervise and control the operations. These may be taken as

the type of the middle class, the merchants and manufacturers. Then

there are the nurses, who take charge of the eggs, feed the young,

transport the pupæ into the sun, and carry them back into the recesses

of the city when rain threatens; while below them are the bulk of the

community, the labourers and masons, the huntsmen, and the cowherds who

tend the insects from whom the ants obtain a supply of natural honey.

Lastly, there are the slave population, captives in war, who are the

servants of the whole community. The result of this perfect combination

of labour is the erection of edifices, by the side of which man’s

greatest efforts are in comparison utterly dwarfed and puny.

One reason of the great success of the ant communities, and of the

perfect order and regularity with which they conduct their operations,

is that strikes and labour combinations are unknown to them, and all

classes are content to do their allotted work contentedly, willingly,

and zealously. It must be painful to members of peace societies to know

that they are warlike in the extreme, and that among them the principles

of universal brotherhood have made absolutely no progress. The bravest

knight of the days of early romance, riding out to attack the giants,

was but a poor creature by the side of the warrior ant, who will do

battle fearlessly with the largest and strongest animal that may venture

to disturb the peace of his city, and, having once fixed his hold upon

his foe, will suffer himself to be torn limb from limb without relaxing

his grasp. Advantage is taken of this extraordinary tenacity of grip by

some primitive peoples, who, if suffering from severe cuts, draw the

edges of the wound together and then apply ants, who fix their jaws one

on each side of the cut. The bodies of the insects are then nipped off,

but the heads retain their grip, and form a perfect suture until the

wound is completely healed.

Well it is for man that the scheme of Nature did not bestow upon the ant

bulk as well as wisdom, valour, and industry. Had the ant been only of

the size of the domestic cat, he would have been absolutely Lord of

Creation. The fishes alone would survive. A single ant hill would

furnish an army infinitely more numerous and formidable than the hosts

of Tamerlane or Attila. The earth would shake under their tread; forests

would fall before the power of their jaws; the elephant himself would be

unable to resist their onset. Even now all smaller animals fly in terror

at the approach of an ant army, and if overtaken fall victims to their

furious assaults. Such an army, were the individuals no larger than

mice, would yet be irresistible. Among the many reasons man has for

gratitude to Providence, not the least is that the ant was not endowed

with bulk in addition to its other gifts. To attain to the full power of

its intellect, it requires a warm climate, differing in this respect

from man, who suffers intellectually both from the extremes of heat and

cold. The ant of temperate regions bears the same relation to the

tropical ant that the savage of the tropical zone bears to the civilised

communities of more temperate climes. The ant of the villa garden and

the red ant of the woods are but very ignorant savages compared with the

termite, for while the one inhabits caves and tunnels in the ground, and

the other rough huts, thatched with the spines of the fir, the white ant

dwells in a palace far larger in proportion to its size than the abodes

of the most powerful monarchs of the human race to that of their

inhabitants.

It is not only man who may with advantage take lessons from the ant; the

domestic hen would do well in one respect to imitate it. The white ant

lays eighty-six thousand eggs a day throughout the season—an amount that

may well cause the hen to be ashamed of her miserable total of three or

four eggs a week. It is by no means improbable that the partiality of

all birds for the pupæ of ants is less due to a gastronomic liking for

them, than to spite at the superior fecundity of the ant. There would be

a great future opened to the farmer if our scientific men could but

discover some method of producing a bird which would be a combination of

the domestic hen with the ant, uniting the size and tranquil habits of

the one with something of the fecundity of the other. We should not

demand the full tale of eighty thousand eggs a day; but even were that

amount divided by a thousand, the result would still be satisfactory.

The collection and packing of the eggs would furnish employment to the

juvenile rural population, and eggs would become the commonest and

cheapest of all diets. There is a book already in existence that gives

instructions for cooking eggs in a hundred different ways. Doubtless

many fresh methods would be discovered in preparing the abundant and

nourishing food that would be thus placed at the service of humanity.

There would be the additional advantage, that the problem, now so much

mooted, of our raising eggs sufficient for our consumption without

dependence upon foreign sources, would be in this way finally solved.

Whether such a much-to-be-desired consummation is to be arrived at by

the inoculation of the hen with the blood of the female white ant, or by

some other method, is a point that must be left to scientific men. It is

only necessary for us to indicate a subject of research towards which

their studies and investigations may be directed, with the certainty

that, if successful, they would be of real utility to the human race.

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THE BEAVER.

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THE beaver is one of the animals that appear fated to die out under the

encroachment of man. It has already all but if not quite, disappeared in

Europe, and is rapidly dying out in America, although its final

extinction has been greatly delayed by the substitution of silk for

beaver skin in the manufacture of hats, whereby the value of the beaver

has greatly decreased. In some respects the beaver is the most human of

animals. It constructs houses, fells trees, and builds dams, and

although it dwells in communities, each family has its own abode,

separate and distinct from that of others. The sagacity of the beaver,

and its resemblance to man in its actions and gestures, naturally cause

it to be held in considerable veneration by the Indians, and it shares

with the bear the first place in their esteem, although this feeling in

no way prevents them from killing it when opportunity offers. It may be

remarked parenthetically as somewhat singular that the Indians, although

they have had the beaver always among them, have never taken to the

wearing of high hats. It was for its flesh that they hunted it; this was

considered one of their greatest dainties. Whether the beaver entertains

the same admiration for the sagacity of man as the latter does for that

of the beaver, is a point that has not been determined. There can,

however, be no doubt that it regards him as a very formidable foe, and

that it takes as many precautions to avoid his attacks as it does

against those of its chief four-footed foe, the wolverine. It is to

avoid the latter that it builds its houses with their entrances well

below the level of the water, so that it can go in or out without fear

of capture by the way. Against man it adopts another method of defence.

It digs holes or caves in the banks of the river below the water level,

and here it takes refuge when man attempts to break into its house—in

this respect following the example of many primitive peoples, who

abandon their dwellings and seek refuge in almost inaccessible caves at

the approach of a foe.

[++ Illustration: Beavers]

As might naturally be expected, the sagacity of the beaver has been

exaggerated by report. It was said to be acquainted with the art of pile

driving, and to use its tail after the fashion of a mason’s trowel, in

plastering and smoothing the exterior and interior of its house. These

myths have been dissipated by more accurate observation. The beaver has

no natural means of pile driving. Were it to endeavour to drive down a

thick pile with its tail, it would injure that organ to a degree

altogether incommensurate with the downward impulse it would impart to

the pile, and great as its sagacity may be, it has not been able to

invent a pile driver worked either by mechanism or by steam. Its dams

are formed from the trunks and arms of trees floated down to a shallow

point in the stream; here they lodge, others are piled upon them, the

boughs interlaced, and stones and clay from the bottom are heaped upon

them, until the whole forms a solid mass, capable of resisting the

stream even in flood. Where the flow of water is but small, the dam is

constructed in a straight line across it; where it is liable to be

swollen greatly by rain, it is built in a concave form, so as to break

the force of the current. Man himself could not better appreciate the

necessities of the situation. In streams where the supply of water is

constant it is unnecessary for the beaver to build dams, as the purpose

of these is only to maintain the water at a level sufficient to cover

the entrance of their houses. Even in these cases the beaver often

miscalculates the length of the wolverine’s fore leg, and the latter

will lie for hours patiently awaiting the passage in or out of a beaver,

and then grasp it under water. That the beaver should allow the

wolverine this opportunity detracts somewhat from its character for

foresight.

The houses themselves are built much after the fashion of the dams,

except that timber forms a smaller proportion of the mass, which is

composed principally of mud and stones. Sometimes, especially when

circumstances restrict the space available for house building, two or

more families will live under the same roof, but each abode has its

separate entrance, and privacy is thus preserved.

The beaver bestows no pains whatever upon the furnishing of its house,

the interior of which is as bare as that of an Arab tent. There is a

platform raised above the level of the water, where the beaver and his

family can dry and comb their fur, they being more particular in the

latter respect than the human female of the present day, whose tastes

lie wholly in the direction of disorder and fuzziness. The habits of the

beaver when at home have not been sufficiently studied to enable them to

be described with any accuracy, the beaver having a marked objection to

such investigations. That they are sociable in their habits is evident

by the way in which they will congregate on the roofs of their houses,

but whether they visit each other and have entertainments analogous to

afternoon tea is unknown. It may be considered probable, however, that

the females meet and compare notes as to their families and domestic

arrangements; but, as it does not appear that any of the beavers stand

to each other in the relation of master and servant, one of the most

fruitful topics of gossip must be wanting. The beaver is not, like the

otter,—the quadruped whose habits most closely resemble its own,—a

fish-eater, but like its distant cousin, the vole, feeds entirely upon

vegetables, its favourite diet being the stalk of an aquatic plant which

in appearance resembles a cabbage stalk; it will, however, eat almost

anything in the way of vegetables. In captivity its tastes become

modified, and it will, like the dog, accommodate itself to

circumstances, and eat meat, pudding, or anything else that its master

may be taking. It is very easily tamed, and becomes extremely

affectionate and attached to those around it.

As may be expected, nature in making the beaver a builder furnished it

with teeth of extraordinary hardness and wonderful cutting powers. These

are composed of an extremely hard coat of enamel, the rest of the tooth

being of a comparatively soft substance, whereby a cutting, chisel-like

edge is obtained: the enamel growing as fast as it is worn away by use,

a sharp edge is constantly maintained. So excellent a cutting instrument

is it, that the Indians in the days before iron was at their disposal

used to fix beaver teeth in wooden handles with which to cut bone and

fashion their horn-tipped spears. The beaver can cut down trees of ten

inches in diameter. It sits upon its branches like a squirrel while

performing the work, and always makes one side of the cut a good deal

higher than the other, by which means it is able to make the tree fall

in any desired direction with an accuracy as great as that of the

cleverest woodman.

It is a pity that the beaver has not been domesticated in this country,

for a colony at work would be a most interesting feature in a park, and

the young would furnish most amusing pets. Like many other animals,

beavers when at work always place one of their number on guard, and the

approach of danger is indicated by a loud-sounding flap of the broad

tail. This tail, as the beaver climbs over its house in the course of

construction, doubtless aids in smoothing down the surface, and they

occasionally give a flap with it, but there is no reason for believing

that it is used by them for the absolute purpose of plastering. It is

much to be regretted that so interesting an animal is rapidly

disappearing from the face of the earth.

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THE SQUIRREL.

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AMONG quadrupeds there is none that appears to enjoy its life more

heartily, and to exhibit so much playful gaiety of disposition, as the

squirrel. It is the type of liberty and freedom, of an airy joyousness,

bound down neither by rule nor method, an incarnation of Bohemianism,

and an existence free from labour, care, and restraint. The bird may

have as joyous a life during the summer, but in winter its lot, if it

tarry in northern climes, is a hard one indeed, while if it migrate

south it has a long, arduous, and perilous journey to undertake, a

journey to which countless thousands fall victims. The squirrel is free

from these vicissitudes. In summer he frisks and frolics among the

foliage of the woods, and during winter he sleeps away the time, snugly

ensconced in the hollow of a tree, waking up only occasionally to feed

upon the hoard of nuts or grain that he has providently stored away in

anticipation of that time.

That the squirrel, with its pretty ways, its alertness, its activity,

its bright eyes, soft coat, and bushy tail, has not become one of man’s

greatest pets is due to the squirrel itself. However tame and

affectionate it may become—and it is capable of becoming both in a high

degree—it is given to sudden alarms, and will then on an instant make

its teeth meet in the hand that holds it, the effect being similar to

that which would be produced by four small chisels being driven into the

flesh. It may be assumed that the squirrel has no direct intention of

giving pain, but the result unfortunately does not depend upon the

intention, and even a ferret requires no more careful handling than does

a squirrel. This peculiarity of the squirrel has militated to prevent

any close affection and friendship between it and man, and has been the

main reason for man’s allowing it to go its own way and to enjoy its

life in its own fashion.

[++ Illustration: Squirrel]

In this country the squirrel does not multiply to an extent that would

render it a scourge and a nuisance where it abounds. It may do some

damage by gnawing young shoots and buds of the trees, and the woodman

may therefore be compelled to wage war against it, but the farmer does

not reckon it in the list of his enemies, and upon the whole the

squirrel lives its life unmolested. This is not so in the Western States

of America, where the squirrel is among the most troublesome of the

farmer’s foes, causing terrible depredations among his crops. The

variety there is not attired in the warm brown coat of its British

cousin, but is striped black and grey like a tabby cat, and is a good

deal larger than the English variety, with a magnificently large and

bushy tail. So numerous are they in some parts, that upwards of a

hundred thousand have been killed in the course of a year on a single

estate.

Nature has been extremely bountiful to the squirrel in the matter of his

allowance of tail, no other quadruped approaching him in this respect.

The tail of the kangaroo may be as long in proportion, but from the hair

being short and smooth it makes but little show, and is altogether

lacking in the dignity of that of the squirrel; it is, too, extremely

deficient in grace, being held out stiffly in rear, while the squirrel

manages his as gracefully as a grand dame of the court of Louis XIV.

managed her train. It is greatly to the credit of the squirrel that,

adorned as he is by this exceptionally fine and bushy appendage, he does

not, like the peacock, the turkey, and the bird of paradise, put on side

in consequence; but except for the pains he takes in cleaning it and

keeping it in the best possible condition, he seems to place no store on

this his chief personal adornment. It is not quite clear what was the

object of nature in thus endowing the squirrel, as we have been taught

every organ has its special functions, and if one is abnormally enlarged

it is because such enlargement was either essential to the safety of the

individual, acted as a protection against his foes, or enabled him more

easily to procure his food. But it is not very clear that any of these

objects are served by the tail of the squirrel. He has few enemies, and

although undoubtedly a long tail adds to the quickness with which an

animal can turn, the squirrel has less occasion for extraordinary speed

in this respect than have many other creatures who need it to elude the

pursuit of their foes. But given the length of tail, its bushiness is

probably an advantage to the squirrel, as it adds so very greatly to its

bulk as to much reduce its specific gravity, and thus enables it to drop

from bough to bough with almost the lightness of a descending feather.

In point of speed, the squirrel is for its size probably the swiftest of

quadrupeds, its movements being so rapid that the eye can hardly follow

them, and for a short distance it would need a very swift dog to

overtake it. With so many advantages in the way of speed, activity, and

grace, in addition to those of its very handsome appearance, it is

surprising that the demeanour of the squirrel affords no indication

whatever that it has a particularly good idea of itself.

It is brimful of life, fun, and overflowing vitality; it delights in

testing its powers, and exercises itself to the fullest for the mere

pleasure of the thing. Kittens and puppies similarly amuse and enjoy

themselves, but no other animal maintains through life the same love of

hard exercise for its own sake as does the squirrel. Although so gay and

sprightly, the squirrel is—unlike some bipeds of similar disposition—an

excellent husband, faithful, domesticated and constant. He and his wife

pair not for a season only, but generally for life. After choosing a

suitable home in the hollow of a tree, they snugly establish themselves

there, bring up their families, store it with nuts and grain for the

winter, line it with dry moss, and convert it into one of the most cosy

of abodes.

The squirrel is gifted with a large share of curiosity; he takes a

lively interest in all that is going on around him, and appears to be

particularly interested in man. When walking or driving through

districts in the United States where the squirrel abounds, scores of

these little creatures will leap up on to fallen trunks of trees, rails,

or other vantage points by the side of the track, and watch the coming

passenger, and will not move until he is within a few paces of them,

unless, indeed, he is armed with a gun, in which case they, as well as

birds, soon come to understand that he is dangerous. The squirrel, like

the rat, is excellent eating, although even where he abounds many

persons have as great a prejudice against eating it as the ordinary

English farmer would have against that real delicacy, a rat pie.

Hunters, however, who shoot it for its skin highly appreciate its flesh,

their only regret being that there is not more of it. The squirrel

should never be kept in captivity; it is as gross an act of cruelty to

confine it as it is to cage a skylark. If it is a punishment to man to

be kept in a cell, how great must be the pain to a creature so restless,

so full of life and activity, so happy and joyous in its freedom, as the

squirrel. The result, as might be expected, is that, however well its

wants may be attended to, in the great majority of cases it speedily

pines and dies. If kept at all, it should be in a roomy aviary,

enclosing shrubs and parts of trees of a sufficient size to enable it to

indulge to some extent in its natural habits.

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THE FLEA.

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WHILE great pains are devoted to the breeding of horses, cattle, and

sheep among animals, to that of several kinds of birds, and to the

propagation of fish, the flea has been left to shift for itself, and has

managed to thrive. Whether the flea was, in the first place, an

inhabitant of all terrestrial portions of the globe, or whether,

starting from a common centre, it speedily spread itself over the earth,

is a point which has not been decided; but the habits of the flea

admirably fit him as a traveller; he is a natural stowaway, and being

able to subsist for a long time without nourishment, he can perform the

longest journeys without inconvenience among the other belongings of the

traveller to whom he has temporarily attached himself. At the same time,

he manages if possible to become the personal attendant and companion of

his fellow-voyager for the time being, and to carry, as it were, his

food as well as his lodging with him. So constant are these migrations,

so assiduous are fleas in their attachment to man, that it is computed

that even if they started as distinct nationalities constant

intermixture must have so leavened them that the whole race is now

practically homogeneous, and speak a language common to all. Although

partial to comfort, and occasionally taking up his abode in the warm and

cosy dwellings of the rich, the flea is by no means particular, and

makes himself equally at home in the tent of the Arab, the hovel of the

Mexican, the snowhouse of the Esquimaux, the cottage of the Spaniard, or

the hut of the Persian. He will exist in the sand, and wait patiently

for the chance passage of something he can devour; but his preferences

lie in the direction of crowded tenements, and the dirtier and more

untidy the better. The flea rivals the dog in his affection for man; he

will cling to him to the last, and anger and even execrations do not

shake his attachment. He is of a lively disposition, and there is

nothing that he enjoys more than being hunted, entering thoroughly into

the spirit of the thing, showing himself occasionally to inspire his

eager pursuer with hope, and then disappearing into air. With other

creatures it is generally safe to infer that they will leap forward. The

flea, however, is bound by no rules, and can spring backward, forward,

or sideways with equal ease. The power of his hind legs is prodigious,

and it is well for man that he prefers to remain small, for a flea who

took into his head to grow even as large as a cat would be a very

formidable creature. It has been calculated by an American man of

science that if the mule had the same proportionate power in his hind

legs as has the flea, he could kick an ordinary-sized man 33 miles 1004

yards and 21 inches. Mankind has therefore good reason for

congratulating itself upon the fact that the flea has not, in the course

of his career, had any ambition in the direction of size, and that the

smallest and most active only survived in the struggle for existence.

The habits of a flea have not been sufficiently investigated to enable

us to state with certainty whether he uses his hind legs as weapons in

his contests with other insects; but it is to be presumed that he does

so, for why otherwise should Nature have endowed him with so much power

in these limbs? If the ordinary mode of progression of the flea were,

like that of the grasshopper, by a succession of springs, the prodigious

size of his hind legs would be accountable; but, upon the contrary, the

flea is essentially a runner, and the speed with which he can make his

way through the thick fur of a cat or the hair of a dog is wonderful. It

does not appear, indeed, that he ever does take to jumping except when

inclined to drive human beings on the search for him into a state of

frenzy.

As it cannot be reasonably supposed that Nature gifted the flea with

such abnormal saltatory powers merely that he should be a cause of bad

language among the human kind, some other explanation must be sought

for. The Darwinian theory, that living creatures develop by the survival

of the fittest such powers as may be most useful to them, fails

altogether here, unless it be supposed that the flea’s legs have

developed only since he made his acquaintance with man. In the earlier

periods of his history, when he lived in the hair or fur of animals, he

could have had no occasion whatever to jump. Unfortunately, the early

historians, in dealing with the flea, are silent as to the length of his

leaps, and we have, therefore, no means of estimating the rate at which

he has progressed in this accomplishment during the last two or three

thousand years. Yet, doubtless, he was present at the Siege of Troy,

dwelt in the tent of Achilles, and stirred Ulysses to occasional wrath;

it would have been well, then, had Homer turned for a moment from

recording the struggles of the Greeks and Trojans, and given us a little

solid information respecting the flea of those days.

Although abundant everywhere, he is found to be most prolific and

numerous in the East. Upon this point all travellers are agreed. Some

put it down to the fact that he loves heat; others to his partiality for

dirt; while others again go back to the days of the Flood for the

explanation. While other animals went into the Ark in pairs, it is

morally certain that the flea went in his thousands; and as the four men

in charge of all the animals can have had but little time to attend to

the flea, and as, so far as is known, insecticide powder was not

invented in those days, the flea doubtless multiplied prodigiously

during the long voyage. Not knowing what was going on outside, the

colony would be taken by surprise when the animals suddenly quitted the

Ark; and vast numbers must have been left behind; these must, after the

departure of man and the animals from the mountain on which the Ark

rested, have shifted for themselves as they best could. Some would have

early started on their travels, others would have clung to the Ark until

it fell to pieces; but in time, at any rate, they must have scattered

over the East, and there, being poor travellers except when carried,

they and their descendants have remained ever since. It would be rash to

say that this is the only plausible theory. Doubtless others can be

advanced; but, taking it altogether, it certainly appears the most

probable explanation of the abundance of the flea in Asia, and it may be

said in Russia also, and other contiguous countries.

The flea is capable of being tamed, and of affording amusement to man by

various little tricks. The first step in the process is to restrain his

natural inclination to jump. This is done by placing him in a low, flat

box with a glass lid. The flea, supposing that he has an open space

overhead, jumps, strikes the glass with great violence, and falls

half-stunned. This discourages him, but, unable to account for the

phenomenon, he tries again and again, until at last, after some days, he

arrives at the conclusion that there is something altogether wrong with

the atmosphere, and that jumping must be abandoned. After this the rest

is easy. He can be taught to drag a little carriage, to sit on the box,

to fire a tiny cannon, or to perform other feats. He never, however,

recovers thoroughly from the effect of his terrible blows against the

glass. His heart and his spirit appear to be alike broken. Like a caged

eagle he mopes out his life, and seldom lives more than a month or six

weeks after his education is completed.

His is, in fact, the true gipsy spirit. Free, he will make himself happy

under any circumstances, and although he may have his preferences, can

get on anywhere. He loves the young and the tender, but does not despise

age. Free, he is joyous, lively, and daring: a captive and chained, he

pines and dies. It is a pity that no one will do for him what Sir John

Lubbock has done for the ant. Such an investigator would no doubt be

able to rehabilitate the flea in public estimation. Although he may be

forced to live in dirty places, he is himself perfectly clean, taking

great pains to clean himself with his hind legs, as does the fly. He is

clad in shining armour, which is wonderfully tough and strong; his eyes

are lively and prominent. Even in his most joyous moments he is never

noisy; his attentions to man are unwearied, and the gentle irritation

thereby caused affords means of occupation and excitement to the lazy

mendicant, the indolent native of the South, and the contemplative

Oriental, and rouses them from the lethargy in which they might

otherwise sink. Fully and properly understood, the flea might take high

rank among the benefactors of man.

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THE MOSQUITO.

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THERE is nothing in the appearance of the mosquito to excite alarm even

in the most timid breasts, no sign of his almost diabolical nature, or

of his power of making himself obnoxious. And yet he is endowed with a

subtlety, a malice, and a fiendish thirst for blood unparalleled save in

the leech. The mosquito is found in almost every climate and country,

sounding his trumpet as vehemently by the shores of the Arctic Sea as

beside a sluggish stream on the Equator, the British Islands being

almost alone in their happy immunity from its presence; and among all

the varied blessings for which a Briton has cause to be thankful there

is scarcely one so peculiar and so marked as the absence of this

creature. It is probably seen at its worst in the north of Russia,

Norway and Sweden, and in some of the Northern States of America. In

these countries it is hardly safe to leave a horse out at night, for

although we may safely discredit the legends that horses have been

carried off bodily by mosquitoes, these animals have undoubtedly been

killed by the poisonous bites of their innumerable foes. It is the

methods of the mosquito rather than the injury it inflicts that drive

men to madness. It is not that they are greatly grudged the drop or two

of blood they extract, and the pain and inflammation of the wound,

though often considerable, are not very much more so than those of our

own midnight assailants, the bug and the flea. If they would but come

and have their meal in peace and quiet, man might bear it. It is their

shrill trumpeting, their approaches and departures, and the long and

agonising suspense that precedes the moment when, their investigation

complete, they fix on what appears to them the most penetrable point,

settle, and begin their meal, that cows the spirit of the bravest man.

Heroes who would face the spring of an infuriated tiger, and lead a

column to the cannon’s mouth, will quail and cover their head with the

sheet when they hear the shrill challenge of the mosquito.

Man has endeavoured by many means to defend himself from this

persecutor. He has rubbed himself with medicaments, and has hung up

boughs of shrubs to which it is supposed that the mosquito has an

objection. He has invented pastilles, whose smoke, it was hoped, would

lull his foe into a lethargy; but at all these and similar measures the

mosquito laughs. The only resource affording even a partial protection

is the mosquito curtain. In theory this device is excellent. Man

enclosed within a curtain of gauze ought to be unassailable.

Unfortunately the practice does not follow the theory. However secure

the curtains, however great the pains bestowed in seeing that no

mosquito was present when the man was tucked up inside them, we doubt

whether history records a single example of complete success having

attended the arrangement. Do what man will, the mosquito will be there.

Its favourite plan is to be beforehand with a man, and to hide somewhere

until man has entered his muslin tent. Every effort will, it knows, be

made to dislodge it; the curtains will be shaken, towels will be flapped

here and there, every nook and corner will, as it seems, be examined,

but the mosquito will manage in one way or other to evade the search.

But even in the exceptional cases where it is routed out, the mosquito

knows that it is but for a time. If there is a hole in the curtains, be

it only the size of a knitting-needle, it will find it and get through;

and in the event of the curtains being absolutely new, it is sure to

find some point at which the tucking up has been imperfectly done. But

most of all it relies upon entering with the would-be sleeper. The

latter is well aware of this. He listens first for the sound of wings,

but at this moment the mosquito is discreetly silent. Then he untucks a

small portion of the curtain, his attendant flaps a towel wildly, and

under cover of this he plunges hastily through the orifice, which is at

once closed behind him. Then, in spite of a thousand similar

experiences, the man flatters himself that this time he has evaded the

mosquito, and lies down to rest. Stronger and stronger grows the hope as

the minutes pass on, and at last it almost blooms into certainty as he

finally turns over and composes himself for sleep. Drowsiness steals

over him, when, just as consciousness is leaving him, the mosquito

sounds a triumphant bugle-blast close to his ear. Then the ordinary man

sits up in bed as if he were shot, and swears. This is, unfortunately,

all but universal. The best and most patient of men have found it

absolutely impossible to avoid using bad language at this crisis. There

is a shout for the attendant, a light is brought and placed on a table

near the curtain. Then the battle begins in grim earnest, the man

against the mosquito; the one silent and watchful, his arms outside the

sheet ready for instant action, the other, agile, ubiquitous, intent on

exasperating and not on attacking its victim, now resting for a time in

a corner, then making a rapid dash at the nose or ear, then disappearing

again, and lying silent for some minutes. Occasionally, very

occasionally, the man is victor, and with a rapid clutch will grasp and

annihilate the mosquito as it passes by his face. In the vast majority

of cases the man’s watchfulness is in vain. Hours pass, and Nature

asserts herself. The mosquito has had amusement enough, and now, meaning

business, remains quiet until its victim dozes off. Not until he is

sound asleep will it this time move. Then it settles lightly upon him,

inserts its delicate proboscis in one of the pores of his skin, pours in

a tiny drop of venom to dilute the blood, and then having drunk till its

body has swelled to many times its original size, heavily flies away,

and fastens itself to the curtain, where it falls an easy victim to the

vengeance of the sleeper in the morning. Such is the conflict when one

mosquito has found an entrance. When, as is more usual, half a dozen

have entered, it is, as may be imagined, still more dire and disastrous;

and the sleeper in the morning wakes with perhaps an eye closed, and his

face swollen and disfigured by bumps almost beyond knowledge.

The existence of the mosquito can be accounted for only upon the ground

that he was sent as a special trial to man’s temper, but in that case

Nature evidently miscalculated the amount of self-control that man

possesses. A trial can hardly be considered as a trial when the result

is certain, and the breakdown of man’s temper under the attacks of the

mosquito is universal and complete. It would have been enough had the

mosquito been endowed with activity, craft, and voracity. The trial

would have been in that case ample, but exceptional men might have

passed through it unscathed. It was the addition of the trumpet that

settled the matter. No such exasperating sound is to be heard on earth.

Good resolutions crumble to nought before it. The most patient and the

most stoical of mortals are as much moved by it as their weaker

brethren, and the native of the Arctic Circle and he of the Equator

alike in their respective languages utter words of despair and

profanity. We may hope, however, that science has not yet spoken its

last word, and that some future Pasteur or Koch may discover a bacillus

capable of creating a contagious and fatal disease among mosquitoes, and

that by this means man may be relieved of a burden almost too heavy for

him.

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THE COW.

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ALTHOUGH the cow is always with us, we know but little about her beyond

her likes and dislikes in the matter of food. We have, indeed, by dint

of long perseverance, transformed the wild cow into an eating machine—a

vehicle for the conversion of feeding stuffs into milk and meat. Her

brain is to us a sealed book, which so far no sage has made it his

business to open. No one, however, can doubt that the cow does a great

deal of thinking. In this respect it is among beasts as is the owl among

birds. No one can watch a herd of cattle ruminating tranquilly, without

being impressed with the conviction that they are thinking deeply.

Whether they are meditating over the legends that have been handed down

to them of the time when they wandered wild and free on mountain and

moor, or are wondering why man busies himself in supplying them with the

food most to their liking, while he requires no active service in

return, as he does from the horse, we know not.

The eye of the ox is soft and meditative; it has not inspired modern

poets, but the ancients recognised its beauty, and the Greeks could find

no more complimentary epithet for the Queen of the Gods than to call her

ox-eyed. Such an eye should certainly indicate a philosophic mind, and

it is in this direction that we must regard it as probable that the

cow’s ruminations are directed. We may credit her with having arrived at

a conclusion to her own satisfaction as to the points that have engaged

the attention of a Darwin or a Spencer, but one can scarce conjecture

that the cerebral organisation of the cow was beforehand with man in the

discovery of the steam-engine or the electric telegraph. The Arabs and

the Orientals, with their deep knowledge of the occult, were evidently

impressed with the idea that the cow’s brain is so stored with knowledge

that it would be a danger to mankind were she able to put her thoughts

into words. This is shown by the fact that, while in their legends the

gift of speech is frequently bestowed on horses, storks, and birds of

many kinds, there is no instance of a cow being so favoured. It may be

said that the dog is similarly omitted; but the dog is an animal looked

down upon in the East. It is there never admitted to the intimacy of

man, and, having been habitually repressed, has not acquired the traits

of character that distinguish it in Western countries. But in whatever

light the matter is looked at, it cannot be doubted that it is

unfortunate for the world that so profound a thinker as the cow is

unable to communicate her conclusions to man.

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The cow, as distinct from the bull, is in its wild state a timid animal,

and it is somewhat singular that although she has lost much of that

timidity, she largely inspires the feeling among the female sex. Next to

the mouse, the ordinary woman fears the cow. The dog, a really more

alarming animal, she is not afraid of; the horse inspires her with no

terror; but the sight of two or three cows in a lane throws her off her

balance. On such an occasion a woman will perform feats of activity

quite beyond her at ordinary times: she will climb a five-barred gate,

or squeeze herself through a gap in a hedge, regardless of rents or

scratches, with as much speed and alacrity as she would manifest in

leaping on a chair in the presence of that ferocious animal the mouse.

We believe that this unreasoning terror has its origin in the pernicious

nursery legend of the cow with the crumpled horn. It is true that that

animal is related to have suffered the maiden all forlorn to milk her,

but she afterwards tossed the dog; and it is the pictorial

representations of her while performing this feat that have impressed

the juvenile mind. The mere fact that there are few precedents for a

woman being tossed by a cow goes for nothing, nor that the animal’s

disposition is peaceable in the extreme; it can, therefore, be hardly

questioned that the timidity excited in the female mind by the cow must

be founded upon some lost legend of antiquity. It may be that Eve had

trouble in her first efforts to procure lacteal fluid from the cow, or

that the specimen chosen to perpetuate the race in the Ark was rendered

savage and dangerous from its long imprisonment there; but no legend

that would give favour to either theory has come down to us.

In her wild state the cow is compelled to take considerable exercise in

order to obtain a sufficient amount of sustenance; the domesticated

animal, having no need to do so, has developed habits of laziness. She

has become constitutionally averse to exertion; but Providence, by

sending the fly, has done much to counteract the effects of this

tendency. It has been calculated by mechanical engineers that the amount

of energy required to switch away flies with a cow’s tail is equivalent

to that which would raise a weight of seven pounds one foot. Intelligent

observers estimate that upon a hot day when the flies are troublesome, a

cow will switch her tail thirty times in the course of a minute, thus

expending an amount of energy per hour sufficient, if otherwise

employed, to lift nearly six tons’ weight one foot from the ground; so

that, considering the number of cows in Great Britain, it is clear that

an amount of power in comparison to which that of Niagara is as nothing

is being wasted. The thoughtful agriculturist will surely perceive that

as an expenditure of energy means loss of flesh and decreased production

of milk, it would be to his interest to envelop his cattle in mosquito

curtains during the summer months.

The cow is best seen in a state of repose. Either as lying down or

standing in the shade of a tree, dreamily chewing the cud, and vaguely

wondering whether beet or turnips will form the staple of her supper,

there are few animals more taking to the eye. She can walk, too, without

forfeiting our respect, but she is a lamentable spectacle when she runs.

The poetry of motion does not exist in the case of the cow, and yet it

is clear that she takes the greatest pains about her running, and puts

her whole heart into it; personally, then, she is not to blame in that

the result is, as an exhibition, a failure. The fault lies in nature

rather than in the individual. In the course of the Darwinian process of

transforming, let us say a mole into a cow, it was clearly in the

creature’s mind that the day would come when she would be milked. Each

of the countless generations required to bring her to her present form

kept this contingency steadily in view, and practised kicking sideways.

The result is, so far as the milkmaid is concerned, a superb success,

and the cow is able to kick sideways in a manner that excites the

envious admiration of the horse; but, as was to be expected, with the

acquisition of the sideway motion the cow’s leg lost the power possessed

so pre-eminently by the horse and mule of delivering a good, fair,

square kick backwards; and even in running, what may be called the side

action predominates over the fore and aft. Doubtless the cow knew her

own business, and deliberately sacrificed gracefulness of action to the

joy of being able to kick over a milkmaid. The lover of grace may regret

that it should be so, but has no right to complain of the cow pleasing

herself. The original mole probably foresaw that her far-off descendant

would be a creature of few active enjoyments, and of a steady and

tranquil nature, and considered that she was perfectly justified in

making some sacrifice in order to enable the cow of the future to enjoy

at least one piece of lively fun.

On the whole, however, the cow may fairly claim to be an eminently

worthy and respectable animal, and to be of great importance to man.

Some may feel inclined to say, of vital importance; but this may be

disputed. It is due in a great degree to the attention that man has

bestowed upon her that she has developed her capacity for putting on

flesh, and her abnormal secretion of milk. Had man not found her ready

to his hand, and foreseen her capacity in this direction, he might have

turned his attention to the mastodon, which in that case would now be

grazing in vast numbers among the woods planted for his sustenance, and

would be affording mountains of flesh and tuns of milk, while mastodon

butter might have been able to hold its own against margarine and other

fatty compounds. The cow deserves great credit for developing herself

into her wild type from some wandering germ or other, but for her

progression to her present status she has to thank the care and

attention she has received from man.

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THE OCTOPUS AND CUTTLE FISH.

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ALTHOUGH dignified by the name of a fish, the cuttle fish has nothing in

common with the finny inhabitants of the sea, save that its existence is

passed beneath the surface of the water. It stands alone, apart from all

living creatures, with scarcely a point of resemblance to any of them,

its nearest relations being, perhaps, the sea anemones—those lovely

inhabitants of pools among rocks. Nature would seem to have created the

octopus in an idle moment, in order to show how she could diverge from

her regular course, and turn out a creature with a multiplicity of arms,

without body or legs, and with its head in the middle of its stomach. As

usual, she succeeded to perfection, but was so horrified with the

monster she had made that she threw it into the sea, and endowed it with

a diabolical disposition. The octopus resembles an ogre dwelling in its

cave, conscious that its distorted shape will not bear the light, and

stretching out its arms studded with suckers to grasp and draw down to

its mouth any living thing that passes within its reach. The cuttle fish

varies in size from the squid, beloved by gourmands who dwell on the

shores of the Mediterranean, to the monster octopus who throws his arms

round boats and drags them to the bottom. Some, indeed, in the Indian

seas, are reported to grow to a size that renders them formidable even

to ships, wrapping them in its embrace and dragging the sailors from the

deck or shrouds. Even allowing for exaggeration, there can be little

doubt that enormous specimens are occasionally met with, and that these

would be formidable to small vessels. Bodies have been cast ashore whose

arms have measured thirty feet in length, and these could well pluck a

sailor from the deck of a ship. On our own shores they are, happily,

never met with of formidable size, but comparatively large ones are

encountered not far south; for it may be taken that the desperate

struggle described by Victor Hugo in “The Toilers of the Sea” was at

least not considered by him to be impossible, and that he had heard from

fishermen of the existence of creatures as large as the one he

described. The octopus appears almost insensible to pain, and the

hacking off of one or more of its tentacles does not seem to cause it

any inconvenience. Its body—or rather its stomach—is its only vital

part, and even this must be almost cut into pieces before it will

relinquish the hold it has obtained of a prey. The beak of a parrot is

the last thing one would expect to find in the centre of these waving

tentacles, and Nature apparently placed it there as the crowning effort

in the work of construction of this monster.

Among birds, beasts, and fishes we may seek in vain for a prototype of

the octopus. To find one we must go to man, and we shall find that, in

his way, the professional money-lender bears a close resemblance to this

creature. The waving arms, that by their resemblance to great seaweeds

lull a passing fish into a sense of security, are represented in the

case of the money-lender by flattering and unctuous advertisements,

which, catching the eye of the unwary, persuade him that money is to be

had for asking, upon terms to suit all pockets; but, as in the case of

the octopus, once the suckers catch hold, there is no escape; nearer and

nearer the victim is drawn, in spite of his struggles, to the parrot

mouth that will tear him to pieces, and swallow up him and his

belongings. The analogy is in all ways extremely close, and yet the man

who would shudder at the thought of entering a cave in the depth of

whose waters the octopus is lurking, will enter the professional

money-lender’s den with an unmoved countenance and an even pulse.

Happily, there is every reason for supposing that the fish which form

the staple of the diet of the octopus suffer less in the process of

destruction than does the victim of the money-lender. Fish are certainly

almost, if not entirely, insensible to pain, and there is no reason to

suppose that they are gifted with strong powers of imagination; it may

therefore be believed that although a fish may struggle to escape from

the grip of the tentacle, it feels none of the horror that seizes a

human victim when once grasped by one of the larger species, and that

its doom is hidden from it until the savage beak seizes it, and at once

puts an end to its existence.

While man can to a certain extent enter into the feelings of a large

proportion of the animal creation, it is beyond his power to imagine

himself an octopus, or to get himself _en rapport_ with its thoughts.

Has it any higher impulses? Is it naturally cruel, or does it view its

own methods and conduct from a strictly business point? Does it persuade

itself that it is an estimable character? Is it in its own private

circle affectionate and domesticated? Has it the power of discussing

passing events with its congeners, and exchanging views as to the

flavour of the various fish that form its diet, or as to advantageous

spots for ambush? We can answer none of these questions. It certainly

has but a small chance of leading a higher life. The subterranean world

it sees around it is full of strife and destruction. “The large fish eat

the smaller fish, and so on _ad infinitum_.” It only plays the same game

as those around it, but by different methods, and there is no reason,

because those methods are repugnant to us, that the octopus should be of

the same opinion. Man is singularly intolerant in such matters. He

himself kills the creatures he requires for food either by knocking them

on the head, by cutting their throats, or by shooting them. Fish he

captures either with nets or with a hook which sticks into their mouth

or throat. And yet he criticises severely the methods of the animal

creation. He dislikes the spider because like a fisherman it catches its

prey in nets. He shudders at the cat because it plays with its victim

just as the angler does. He is shocked because the octopus lies in wait

for its prey and lassoes it as it passes. There is, in fact, no pleasing

man, and he is shocked at all methods of killing, even at that most

closely resembling those which he himself employs in slaying the

creatures on which he feeds. We fear that there is a great deal of

humbug about human susceptibilities.

Some of the cuttle fish are large manufacturers of ink. These, instead

of anchoring themselves to the bottom, float near the surface, and their

chance of obtaining food would be small were it not for their power of

ejecting ink, and thus clouding the water and veiling themselves from

sight—a habit which also affords them a method of escape when themselves

attacked by the shark or other formidable enemy. This method is not

unknown to man, and several well-known instances might be adduced of

public men who, after having by loose assertions brought a formidable

opponent down upon them, escape under a cloud of misleading words,

phrases, and explanations that explain nothing, and retractions that

leave the matter as it was before. Seeing that the peculiar variety of

ink secreted by the cuttle fish is of a very valuable kind, it is

somewhat remarkable that no enterprising manufacturer has as yet taken

the matter in hand and established an aqueous farm for the breeding and

rearing of cuttle fish. Indian ink and sepia are both so valuable that

such an enterprise ought to pay handsome profits, and if the oyster can

be cultivated, why not the cuttle fish? It would, of course, be

necessary that the retaining walls of the gigantic aquarium indicated

should be impervious to the passing of cuttle fish even in their

earliest stage. Otherwise the proprietors would be liable very speedily

to be indicted as a nuisance by the lodging-house keepers and owners of

bathing machines of the nearest sea-side watering places. But this could

doubtless be effected, and then no argument could be adduced that the

cuttle fish should necessarily be a nuisance to their neighbours that

would not equally apply to the wild beasts at a menagerie. In the latter

case one occasionally breaks out and causes consternation, and,

possibly, damage, and even if an octopus should do the same there could

be no very valid ground for complaint. As the squid when cooked

furnishes a somewhat gelatinous food not altogether dissimilar to calf’s

head, it is probable that the flesh of the larger varieties might be

utilised for the manufacture of mock turtle, and another source of

revenue would, therefore, be open to their breeders. It is clear from

these remarks that the cuttle fish has not hitherto received the careful

consideration that it deserves, and the dislike we feel for its form and

habits has blinded us to the benefits that might with culture and

domestication be derived from it.

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THE BACILLUS.

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HAD the learned Linnæus been informed that there existed a creature of

which he had taken no account, which exercised a much larger influence

upon the fortunes and happiness of man than any of those which he so

laboriously arranged and classified, he would have smiled the smile of

incredulity. But just as it is but within the present century that

mankind has awoke to the enormous power and usefulness of steam and

electricity, so it is only within the last ten or fifteen years that he

has attained to the knowledge of the existence of the demon bacillus,

who has sprung at a bound into the position of man’s deadliest enemy.

Secretiveness must be assigned the first place among the characteristics

of the bacillus. Since man first appeared upon earth this scourge must

have carried on its deadly work, and heaped up a hecatomb of victims in

comparison to which those who have perished by war or by famine are but

an insignificant handful; and yet man has pursued his way in the

blindest ignorance of the very existence of his indefatigable enemy.

Even yet comparatively few people are aware of the personal

peculiarities of the bacillus, or could describe with any approach to

accuracy the difference between the allied tribes, each of which

represents some form or other of disease or death, and the scientific

men who are so actively busying themselves in counteracting its work are

very chary of describing its personal peculiarities. When these are more

generally understood it will probably lead to a revolution in art. The

artist of other days who wished to convey to the beholder that the

personage depicted was in imminent peril of his life could find no

better means of doing so than by placing behind him a shadowy figure

with a death’s head and skeleton arms holding a dart. This childish

representation can no longer be tolerated, and the artist of the future

will have only to depict hovering over the principal figure a bacillus,

and the beholder will at once understand not only that death is

impending, but will be able to distinguish from the characteristics of

the bacillus whether it will take the form of consumption, typhoid,

small-pox, or other disease. This will be of vast utility in the

painting of historical personages, as no questions can arise centuries

later as to the cause of their death, the disease of which they died

being clearly indicated by the accompanying bacillus, which, of course,

will in future be appended to every posthumous portrait.

It is mortifying to human vanity to reflect that for some sixty

centuries, at the shortest computation, man has been taking all sorts of

pains to protect himself against minor dangers, in absolute ignorance of

the bacillus fiend in his midst. Against the wild beast and the snake he

has waged open warfare. He has covered himself with armour to protect

himself from the weapons of human foes. He has furnished his ships with

lifeboats, he has placed trap-doors in the roofs of his houses to afford

an escape in case of fire, and has invented the safety lamp as a

protection for those who work in mines. He has muzzled the dog in order

to escape the fabulously remote risk of hydrophobia, and he has laid

down strict regulations to diminish the chances of his being blown up by

explosives. He has fenced himself in by sanitary regulations to preserve

himself against the evil effect of foul smells, and has flattered

himself that by these and many other precautions he has done what he

could to ensure for himself prolonged life. And yet all this time the

bacillus has been carrying on his work unsuspected, laughing, in

whatever passes as his sleeve, as he yearly sweeps away his tens of

millions of victims. It has, in fact, been a new and terrible

illustration of the saying, “Out of sight, out of mind.” Proud man, who

slays the whale for its oil, and the elephant for its ivory, has been

slain by his invisible foe, the bacillus; and, like a soldier brought

down by a long range bullet, has not even had the satisfaction of

knowing who was his slayer.

[Illustration: CHOLERA BACILLUS (Natural Size).]

[Illustration: SMALL-POX BACILLUS (Natural Size).]

[Illustration: TYPHOID BACILLUS (Natural Size).]

The microscope has long since discovered to him the existence of

innumerable creatures, invisible to the naked eye; he has learnt that

the water he drank teemed with animated atoms; that many of the rocks

were composed solely of their minute skeletons; that a layer of them

reposed on the depth of ocean; that countless numbers of them were borne

with the floating dust in the air. Some of these discoveries caused him

wonder and admiration, others a certain sense of uneasiness and disgust;

but when he discovered that neither he nor his ancestors had suffered

any material inconvenience from imbibing these countless hosts in their

drinks, or inhaling them in the atmosphere, he ceased to trouble himself

about them, and went on his way regardless of their existence. The case

has been wholly changed by the discovery of the bacillus, and man stands

aghast alike at the terribly destructive and deadly nature of his foe,

and at his own impotency to guard himself against its attacks. His

feelings resemble those of the solitary traveller who finds that the

forest through which he is passing is swarming with desperate and

determined enemies, who are bent upon taking his life.

It needs no great powers of prevision to perceive that the discovery of

the bacillus must lead to an enormous revolution in our methods of life.

It is not man’s nature to submit passively to tyranny and oppression;

and now that we are beginning to form some idea of the number and deadly

nature of our foe, we shall assuredly embark upon a prolonged and

desperate warfare with him. Inventors will, in the first place, devote

all their energies to discovering a means of defence against his

attacks. We may expect that just as our ancestors clad themselves in

armour to protect themselves against human weapons, so in the future we

shall wear some sort of covering, composed, perhaps, of extremely thin

and flexible glass, to prevent the bacillus coming in contact with our

skin; or we may paint ourselves on emerging from our baths with some

compound which may be discovered to be lethal to him. The passages to

our lungs will doubtless be defended by a respiratory apparatus that

will filter him out of the air as it passes in. While thus we endeavour

in every way to defend ourselves against his attacks, we shall take the

offensive against him when he succeeds in eluding these precautions, and

effecting an entrance. Unfortunately, at present the bacillus shows

himself to be almost invulnerable; but, like Achilles, he has a weak

spot in his heel. While able, so far as is at present known, to defy all

drugs and poisons with which he can be attacked while dwelling in the

human frame, he has none of the hardihood of the cannibal, and is unable

to support a diet consisting of infusions of his own relations. A boiled

decoction of his children or cousins is fatal to him. It is upon this

line that our combat with him is likely, at any rate for a time, to be

fought out.

This discovery has thrown a lurid light upon many ancient and Eastern

legends. These have hitherto been entirely misunderstood or not

understood at all. Saturn was, we know, to be destroyed by his children;

and Arab stories abound with instances where princes and rulers having

been warned that their offspring would be the cause of their death, the

children were accordingly confined in towers and prisons to prevent the

fulfilment of these prophecies. Hitherto, such tales have appeared mere

fables, originating in human fancy; but it can now be seen that the

Ancients and the Orientals alike had some kind of prevision of the

bacillus, and that this creature was pre-figured in the legends of

Saturn and of the Arabian rulers. This is another proof, were it needed,

of the vast store of knowledge possessed in former times by the

Orientals. It is impossible, at this early stage of the conflict between

man and the bacillus, to form any very definite opinion as to the side

with which victory will finally rest; but, judging from the past, there

is good ground for belief that man will in the end come out conqueror.

In legendary tales man, valiant, fearless, and determined, always proved

himself the victor, though opposed by the invisible powers of the air;

and from this we may gather much comfort. It is with invisible powers

that this battle has to be waged; and summoning to our aid, as we are

happily able to do, all the hidden powers of the good fairies, Chemistry

and Electricity, we may venture confidently to hope for a final victory

over the swarming legions of the bacillus.

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Crown 8vo, cloth, with Portrait, 2s. 6d. each.

VOL. I.—ESSAYS IN LITTLE.

By ANDREW LANG.

OPINIONS OF THE PRESS.

“If it is well to judge by firstfruits (and, generally speaking, the

judgment is right), the new ‘Whitefriars Library’ should compass the

very laudable designs of its projectors. The first monthly volume of the

new series may fairly be said to be aflush with the finest promise. Mr.

Andrew Lang’s ‘ESSAYS IN LITTLE’ is one of the most entertaining and

bracing of books. Full of bright and engaging discourse, these charming

and recreative essays are the best of good reading. Hard must be ‘the

cynic’s lips’ from which Mr. Lang’s sportive pen does not ‘dislodge the

sneer,’ harder that ‘brow of care’ whose wrinkles refuse to be smoothed

by Mr. Lang’s gentle sarcasms and agreeable raillery.... ‘ESSAYS IN

LITTLE’ ought to win every vote, and please every class of

reader.”—Saturday Review.

“The volume is delightful, and exhibits Mr. Lang’s light and dexterous

touch, his broad literary sympathies, and his sound critical instinct to

great advantage.”—Times.

“‘The Whitefriars Library’ has begun well. Its first issue is a volume

by Mr. Andrew Lang, entitled ‘ESSAYS IN LITTLE.’ Mr. Lang is here at his

best—alike in his most serious and his lightest moods. We find him

turning without effort, and with equal success, from ‘Homer and the

Study of Greek,’ to ‘The Last Fashionable Novel’—on one page attacking

grimly the modern newspaper tendency to tittle-tattle (in a ‘Letter to a

Young Journalist’), on another devising a bright parody in prose or

verse. Mr. Lang is in his most rollicking vein when treating of the once

popular Haynes Bayly, the author of ‘I’d be a Butterfly’ and things of

that sort. With Bayly’s twaddling verse Mr. Lang is in satiric

ecstasies; he revels in its unconscious inanity, and burlesques it

repeatedly with infinite gusto.... His tone is always urbane, his manner

always bright and engaging. No one nowadays has a style at once so light

and so well bred.... It is always pleasant, and frequently

delightful.”—Globe.

VOL. II.—SAWN OFF: A Tale of a Family Tree.

By G. MANVILLE FENN.

OPINIONS OF THE PRESS.

“Mr. Fenn is an excellent story-teller.”—Athenæum.

“Another volume of the excellently designed ‘Whitefriars Library.’ Both

‘Sawn Off’ and the other story, ‘The Gilded Pill,’ are good examples of

light, entertaining and unsensational fiction.”—Review of Reviews.

“Mr. Fenn has succeeded well in enlivening morality with wit, and in

tempering wit with morality.”—Daily Graphic.

“Mr. Fenn is a favourite writer with the public, and in this volume he

is seen to advantage.”—Daily Chronicle.

“An amusing volume.”—Daily News.

VOL. III.—“A LITTLE IRISH GIRL.”

By the Author of “Molly Bawn.”

OPINIONS OF THE PRESS.

“Mrs. Hungerford never fails to be prettily piquant, and this

volume will be enjoyed quite as much as anything she has ever

written.”—Academy.

“One needs scarcely to be reminded that the author of ‘Molly Bawn’ is a

writer of distinct Hibernian wit and verve, but if further proof were

required it would be found in ‘A Little Irish Girl.’”—Daily Chronicle.

“In all respects a delightful story, written in a bright and happy

spirit, and full of amusement and instruction.”—Scotsman.

VOL. IV.—THREE WEEKS AT MOPETOWN.

By PERCY FITZGERALD. [Ready.

OPINIONS OF THE PRESS.

“A clever skit upon life at a hydropathic establishment, in this

writer’s popular vein; the book is amusing.”—Gentlewoman.

“In all senses the writing is uncommonly clever, and the sketches of the

various characters who inhabit a fashionable hydropathic establishment

are drawn with lifelike fidelity.”—Public Opinion.

“Mopetown is a charming place, and the people who go there are very

amusing to read about. Some of the character-studies are perfect

miniatures. There is occasional exaggeration, but never the least

unkindness; the book is healthy and thoroughly refreshing.”—Pictorial

World.

“The portrait of the place, and the different types of character that

are met, afford scope for some very pretty descriptive writing, and here

Mr. Fitzgerald shows to full advantage.”—Publishers’ Circular.

VOL. V.—A BOOK OF BURLESQUE:

Sketches of Stage Travestie and Parody.

By WILLIAM DAVENPORT ADAMS. [Ready.

OPINIONS OF THE PRESS.

“Mr. Adams deserves distinct credit for his exhaustive compilation on

the subject of English burlesque.”—Saturday Review.

“A volume which contains a good thing on almost every page.”—Globe.

“This eminently readable volume is a useful and acceptable contribution

to the history of the English Drama.”—Daily Graphic.

“An enjoyable and amusing volume, which is certain to be widely read;

the book sparkles with irresistible specimens of wit and

humour.”—Scottish Leader.

“We find the book genuinely amusing.”—Publishers’ Circular.

“Mr. Adams discourses wisely and well on all our principal native

burlesque.”—Referee.

“A volume most welcome on table or desk,

Is Davenport Adams’ ‘Book of Burlesque,’

There’s fun at your asking, wherever you look,

And not a dull page, you’ll declare, in the book.”—Punc

GREAT SUCCESS.

THE BOOK OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON.

FIFTH EDITION. NOW READY.

THE BACHELORS’ CLUB.

By I. ZANGWILL.

Crown 8vo. 348 pp. 3s. 6d.

With ILLUSTRATIONS by GEORGE HUTCHINSON.

BRIEF EXTRACTS FROM FIRST PRESS NOTICES.

ST. JAMES’S GAZETTE: “Some exceedingly clever fooling, and a happy

audacity of whimsical invention.”

DAILY GRAPHIC: “A genuine humourist. We own to having laughed heartily,

and appreciated the cleverness and the cynicism.”

STAR: “Mr. Zangwill has an original way of being funny. He is full of

clever and witty, paradoxical and epigrammatical, surprises. His

book is a splendid tonic for gloomy spirits.”

EVENING NEWS: “Not one in a score of the amusing books which come from

the press is nearly so amusing as this.”

SUNDAY TIMES: “Read, laugh over, and profit by the history of ‘The

Bachelors’ Club,’ capitally told by a fresh young writer.”

GLOBE: “A clever and interesting book. Agreeable satire. Store of

epigram.”

REFEREE: “A new comic writer. There is a touch of the devilry of Heine

in Mr. Zangwill’s wit.”

SCOTSMAN: “Any one who has listened to what the wild waves say as they

beat the shores of Bohemia will read the book with enjoyment and

appreciate its careless merriment.”

FREEMAN’S JOURNAL: “Very clever and amusing; highly interesting,

humorous and instructive.”

PICTORIAL WORLD: “One of the smartest books of the season. Brimful of

funny ideas, comically expressed.”

MAN OF THE WORLD: “Witty to excess. To gentlemen who dine out, the book

will furnish a stock of ‘good things’ upon every conceivable

subject of conversation.”

GRANTA: “A book of genuine humour. Full of amusing things. The style is

fresh and original.”

NEWCASTLE DAILY CHRONICLE: “Really clever and amusing; brimful of

genuine humour and fun.”

YORKSHIRE HERALD: “A quaint, fresh, delightful piece of humour. Hood or

Douglas Jerrold might have written the book.”

NORTHERN DAILY NEWS: “The reader must be very dyspeptic who cannot laugh

consumedly at his funny conceits.”

SPORTING TIMES: “No end of fun. Not a dull line in the book.”

PELICAN: “He who holds in his hands the passport to such a region of fun

may snap his hands for a little at fate.”

JUDY: “It’s Zangwillian, which is saying a very great deal indeed in its

favour.”

ARIEL: “The cleverest book ever written” (Author’s own review).

NOW READY. FIFTH EDITION.

THE BOOK OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON.

THE BACHELORS’ CLUB.

By I. ZANGWILL.

Crown 8vo. 348 pp. 3s. 6d.

With ILLUSTRATIONS by GEORGE HUTCHINSON.

BRIEF EXTRACTS FROM LATER PRESS NOTICES.

ALLY SLOPER: “We have few genuine humourists, but Mr. Zangwill is

certainly one of them.”

ARTIST: “The tales are quite as good as the shorter things of Charles

Dickens. The best book of the month.”

DAILY CHRONICLE: “With all his fun he is not a ‘funny man,’ he is a

literary humourist—in all the seriousness of claiming a place in

literature.”

DETROIT FREE PRESS: “A book almost impossible to review in such a way as

to give the reader an adequate idea of its genius. It must be read

to be appreciated.”

FUN: “On Fame’s drum it will beat rub-a-dub-dub.”

GLASGOW HERALD: “Would-be wit. The ordinary civilised mortal is not

likely to enjoy it. The skits are rather sombre in their

eccentricity.”

HEARTH AND HOME: “Humour is a rare gift, but Mr. Zangwill has it in

abundance.”

LADY: “The author is one entirely born to the motley. His quips are

quaint, his satire delightfully exhilarating.”

LITERARY WORLD: “Entitles Mr. Zangwill to rank as a genuine humourist.

The book is full of good things.”

LITERARY OPINION: “Far above the average mechanical stuff that does duty

for humour.”

LLOYDS: “Ingenuity of incident is combined with a wealth of reflective

wisdom, that often becomes dazzling in its effect.”

MORNING POST: “The author has a manner of touching upon the foibles of

the day, full of playful malice, but quite devoid of bitterness,

which is one of the best gifts of the humourist.”

OBSERVER: “The author has a delightful vein of humour.”

PUBLISHERS’ CIRCULAR: “We have laughed with genuine enjoyment.”

REVIEW OF REVIEWS: “Much that is genuinely novel and amusing.”

SATURDAY REVIEW: “We like the stories of ‘Hamlet up to Date,’ and ‘The

Fall of Israfel’ best, but all are amusing, and all coruscate with

puns.”

SPEAKER: “It is impossible to read this book without being delighted

with it. It is full of good things.”

SPORTING TIMES: “No end of fun. Mr. Zangwill never misses the

opportunity of saying a clever thing.”

SUNDAY SUN: “A funny book by the very funny editor of Ariel.”

WEEKLY DISPATCH: “The history of the Club is told with charming fluency,

whimsical variety, and dramatic power; this delightful and clever

book; Mr. Zangwill has raised expectations that will not be easily

satisfied.”

BY W. H. DAVENPORT ADAMS.

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Its Memorable Places, its Men and Women, and

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PART I.—STORIES OF HISTORICAL SCENES AND EVENTS.

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