The Clay Birds

We sat round a blazing pine-knot fire in the big hotel’s cozy smoking

room, and every man in the group, except the Banker, had been

hobby-horse riding. Each had enjoyed a glorious day in the outdoors,

pursuing his favorite sport. Each, tired with that delicious, restful

tiredness that comes like a benison at the close of every day of keen

sport, luxuriated in his deep leather chair. The fresh, pine-scented

winds had swept the cobwebs from our brains, and, as the fire snapped

and crackled, the bright flashes of friendly repartee, witty thrust and

ready parry, flew round the circle.

The Collegian and his Father had started it by holding, as golfers

are so very apt to do, a _post mortem_ over their afternoon round.

This led the Editor, who had slipped away from the impatient telephone

and the ever-hungry presses for a couple of weeks’ winter vacation,

to make some caustic comparisons between golf and his favorite

tennis. But casualties on this hard and long-fought battlefield were

tactfully avoided by the Manufacturer, who boldly asserted that both

these good sports paled into utter insignificance before the most

glorious sport of quail-shooting. He proved it too--to his own complete

satisfaction--and then the polo-player championed his hobby, and was

followed very naturally by a hard-riding fox-hunter. Then we had

another round of golf, and so back again to the wide-ranging bird-dogs

and the whirling quail coveys.

[Illustration: SNOW IN THE SANDHILLS]

“I wonder,” put in the Banker, “if you gentlemen have read a poem of

Whitcomb Riley’s called ‘His Favorite Fruit?’ It’s a little dialect

sketch in which some Hoosier farmers, gathered ’round the iron stove

in a little cross-roads grocery, discuss their favorite fruits. Each

one holds out for his own personal choice--the apple, the peach, the

pear, the watermelon--and slanders unmercifully the taste of the last

speaker. But all the time the teller of this story ‘chaws on an’ sez

nawthin’.’ Finally one of the party asks him point blank, ‘Jim, what’s

yourn fav’rite fruit?’ He chaws on fer quite a spell an’ then he sez,

slow an’ solemn-like, ‘Terbaccer,’ an’ you oughter heard ’em roar.”

“You,” continued the Banker, when the laugh had subsided, “have been

each slandering the other’s favorite sport, while I have been ‘chawin’

on an’ saying nawthin’,’ and I wonder who of you will laugh at me and

my favorite sport as at the Hoosier farmer whose favorite fruit was

tobacco.”

“Speaking for myself,” remarked the Editor, “I laugh at no sport except

tiddle-de-winks.”

“How about ping-pong?” asked the Collegian.

“That must have been before your day--did you ever play it?”

“No, thank Heaven, but----”

“Ah, I thought not. If you had, you’d not laugh at it, either,” and the

Editor chuckled to himself reminiscently.

“I came down here to Pinehurst,” continued the Banker, “to get some

good trap-shooting.”

“Huh!”--a short, sarcastic “Huh!”--came from the depths of the chair

where the Manufacturer, after a long day tramping over the Sandhills

behind his brace of pointers, was resting.

“I expected just that from you, Charlie,” laughed the Banker. “Simply

’huh!’ and nothing more can express your wonder and contempt. For the

life of you, you cannot understand why on earth a supposedly sensible

man should come down here into the very heart of one of the best quail

counties in North Carolina to smash clay birds at the trap, can you?”

The Manufacturer shook his head vigorously. “Well,” continued the

Banker again, “I felt just as you do a couple of years ago. I followed

your favorite sport too many years to start slandering it now. I used

to come down here quail-shooting before you were out of school, but I

can tell you that trap-shooting is good sport, too. You are a Doubting

Thomas, but why don’t you try it sometime? It’s not so simple as it

looks.”

Before we broke up an hour later, we had made an appointment to visit

the traps next morning to witness the Banker’s promised conversion of

the Manufacturer into a trap-shooter. None of us will ever forget that

skeptic’s immense surprise when he found the little clay birds so very

“gamey” that he only broke nine out of his first string of twenty-five.

It was a hard jolt to his pride, but he stuck out his jaw, tucked his

gun under his cheek, and tackled another string. He did better later,

and soon he got into the habit of joining the little parties at the

squatty little gun clubhouse in the center of the big open field over

against the great red barns of the model dairy. He came sheepishly at

first, but later with brazen effrontery. In the end, he decided to stay

over a week longer than he had planned, just to enter in the Mid-Winter

Handicap Tournament the last of January.

In no very strict historical sense can the adjective “new” be fairly

applied to trap-shooting, and yet there is a newness in the recent

vogue of the sport. The live, tame pigeon, thrown into the air,

frightened and confused, from a collapsible wooden cage, has long since

been supplanted by a little clay disc, hurled with lightning speed from

a steel spring trap. This was the starting point of the development

of trap-shooting as we know it in America today, and this took place

years ago. It is a harder, more sporty thing to smash a whizzing clay

bird to smithereens than to knock down a frightened tame pigeon,

and it is more humane. This change of targets put a keen zest into

trap-shooting and took out a bitter reproach. But till recently, the

growth of trap-shooting has been slow. In four short years, however,

the number of active trap-shooters has increased fourfold; from about

100,000 to about 425,000. During the same period trap-shooting clubs

have increased from 1,000 to 4,000, and it is estimated that about

500,000,000 clay pigeons are thrown into the air each year at the

shooter’s sharp command, “Pull!” In one short Presidential term,

trap-shooting has sprung forward from a low place among the so-called

minor sports to occupy a position second only to baseball in the number

of its devotees. We are not apt to appreciate what this really means

without the help of the cold figures above.

There is a world of difference in being a “rooter” and in being a

“player,” and the one simple little fact that each trap-shooter is

a player himself, or herself, is just what gives the sport its

strongest grip upon the interest of its followers. That tense moment

of “two out and the bases filled”; the jerky, crashing advance of the

battling human machine carrying a pigskin ball down the field toward

the goal-posts; the rush of the ponies and the hollow click of mallet

against polo ball--all these tighten the muscles and quicken the

heart-beat of any live sportsman, but, as the psychologist says, these

are all external stimuli.

Let the same man--or the same woman, for many women shoot at the traps

nowadays--step up to the score, tuck his gun against his shoulder,

brace himself and draw a deep breath, glance down the long length of

blued barrels, and call “Pull!” Whizz goes the little black disc,

hurtling away at a speed that makes the teal and the mallard seem

lazy laggards. One moment of intensely concentrated effort and keen

enjoyment till the flying saucer is found just above the forward sight;

an almost involuntary squeeze of the trigger finger, the thrilling jump

of the discharge, and puff!--the clay target is knocked into a thousand

bits.

That tremendously concentrated effort of finding the speeding disc--you

must find him quick--he will be quite out of range if you stop to say

quickly--followed by the physical climax of the almost simultaneous

kick of the gun and the shattering of the clay target; these are

secrets of the witching spell that lures the shooter back and back

again to the traps. I must confess to a thoroughly diabolical delight

in knocking the clay birds to powder. I do not do it always--not even

often, but when I do I enjoy the keenest pleasure. Other trap-shooters

confess the same joy. Please, do not say anything about dangerous

destructive tendencies that ought to be rigidly suppressed, or we shall

get into an argument, and then I will have to say a lot of things about

quickness of eye, correlation of senses and muscles, and a great deal

more that has nothing whatever to do with the sport of shooting the

clay birds.

Over and above the inherent fascination of knocking the flying clay

targets into powder, the fact that there is no closed season on

these clay birds and that even a little hand trap in any open field

will furnish good game anywhere, goes far towards making “the sport

alluring” the sport universal. Nor do the changing seasons at all

handicap the trap shooter. The clay birds are always full grown and

they have no nesting-time; they are just as plentiful and just as fair

sport in November as in May. Indeed, when you mount the trap-shooting

hobby-horse, you can make up your mind to settle yourself in the saddle

for a long, long gallop over all sorts of country and in all sorts of

weather.

There seems to be a delicate touch of sarcasm in the fact that the

most important winter trap-shooting tournament should be held within

a stone’s throw of grounds so well stocked with quail that they are

chosen for the running of one of the largest field trials. The pick of

the blooded setters and pointers are tried out for their bird sense

and hunting ability almost within hearing of the guns at the Pinehurst

traps. But the quail-hunter and the trap-shooter are brothers in

arms. Often, like the Manufacturer, converted at the Pinehurst traps

last winter, they are sporting Siamese twins. The traps furnish good

practice to the field shooter and good sport when the closed season

would otherwise keep the gun in its case.

There is a curious connection between these brother sports. How

keenly, at the traps, does one miss the tramping over the open fields,

scrambling up hillsides, fording the streams, hopping over the rail

fences! All the tireless quest of the hunt, that strange, primitive,

impelling force that defies physical fatigue and keeps your high boots

swishing through the coarse, knotted crab grass with a long, eager

stride from daylight to dark! Most of all, you miss the dogs. That

to me is the great loss. But there is continual shooting to take the

place of the joys of the open fields, and there is a cleaner, keener

satisfaction in smashing a target than in knocking down a quail; but

what takes the place of the dogs? Nothing. Every shooter loves to

shoot--if he says he does not, put him down as a hypocrite. No man

lugs six or eight or ten or even twelve pounds of shotgun all day long

just for the fun of carrying firearms. He likes to shoot. He may--and

probably does--thoroughly enjoy the tramp and the pleasure of watching

the dogs work, but if he went hunting for these alone he would not

burden himself with a gun. No, the shooter loves to shoot, and at

the traps he can shoot till his gun barrels get red hot. Only a lame

shoulder and the price of shells need keep him from shooting his head

off, as the saying is. To the man who loves action--quick action and

lots of it--this is a charm that the traps surely, and the live birds

only uncertainly, offer.

But the very kernel of the sport of trap-shooting comes in smashing

those flying discs. However keen the hunting instinct there is always

just the tinge of regret in blotting out the pretty life of little

brown birds. There are times when one feels just a bit ashamed of that

fierce pleasure of a good, clean, quick shot. At the traps one can let

that pleasure run wild. You can grit your teeth and say, “I’m going to

paste you this time,” without qualm of conscience. You can give rein

to the passion for destruction without becoming a brute. To do so in

the field is to degenerate. We hate the “game hog,” not because he is

selfish and cruel, but because he is not a man. We need the strong,

elemental passions, and we are in danger of becoming super-refined

jelly-fishes, incapable of doing wrong because we are incapable of

doing good. It takes more courage to attack a lie than to storm a

trench, more passion for destruction to root out a bad habit than to

raze a city.

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