A Sandhills Christmas Carol

“Chris’mas gift, Massa Billie, Chris’mas gift!”

Aunt Sally, black and beaming stood at the door of my room, trying at

once to waken me and arouse my Christmas spirit. I opened one eye and

she redoubled her efforts, laughing.

“Merry Christmas, Sally! What time is it?”

“Merry Chris’mas, yo’self, Massa Billie--’deed hit’s ’most aight

o’clock.”

“The dickens it is!” I cried sitting bolt upright in bed, “didn’t I

tell you to call me at six?”

“Yassah, yo’ shore did, but Ah jest knowed you’d not want to go

shootin’ dis mawnin’. Hit’s rainin’.”

Sally was right; it was raining, a steady, soaking, most

un-Christmas-like rain. Out of the little windows I could see the

Sandhills drenched and dripping. The great long-leafed pines, so proud

and stately in the bright sunlight, stood dejected and tawdry. Even the

jovial little holly bush at the corner of the porch had quite lost its

gay, holiday air. Down in the valley, at the head of the branch, the

rich, warm greens and olives of the magnolias and bluegums seemed grey

and melancholy in the fine mist that spread over the lowlands. “Sam,”

the most sedate and dignified of pointers, strolled into my room and

put his head on the side of the bed.

“No hunting for us today, old man,” I said to him, and he sniffed

sympathetically and blinked his yellow eyes as much as to say, “I know

it--ain’t it the devil?” He was so very sad about it that I could not

help laughing at the old sportsman.

Indeed it was not a pleasing prospect. A rainy Christmas--no

shooting--and stuck off in a tiny bungalow, several miles from

anywhere, with only the remnants of another man’s library for

company--Ugh! I dragged on my clothes without any enthusiasm for the

day. But Aunt Sally’s breakfast--golden scrambled eggs heaped up in the

center of a fringe of crisp bacon, with corn bread, and steaming

cakes smothered in molasses--cheered me wonderfully; and then, after

breakfast, Uncle Willis, her husband, came shuffling up from his cabin

for his “Chris’mas gift.”

He inspected his present thoughtfully, and thanked me with verbose

formality for it. Then he began talking. Willis is always an

entertaining conversationalist, though I fear he is not a thoroughly

reliable source of exact information. As Toby confided to me one day,

“Dat nigger’s de wo’st liar in de Sandhills, ef not on de whol’ state

of No’th Carolina, an’ thar’s some tol’ably good liars down disaways.”

His vivid imagination made penniless, ragged Willis a Midas. He knew

more about cotton than the whole of the Department of Agriculture, and

as for tar burning, he could sweat more black, sticky stuff out of a

cord of pine wood than any nigger in Moore County, though he would

begrudgingly acknowledge that Jim Watson could go him one better in

this. There was a wonderful, childlike simplicity in his optimism, but

his absolute faith in your belief of his yarns was irritating till you

recognized the artist in him. I remember how out of patience I was

with him when he solemnly informed me one day “dat ’bout fo’ y’ars ago

he’d been huntin’ b’ar wif Massa Teddy Roos’velt down in Drownin’ Creek

Swamp.”

“Willis,” I said to him sharply, “you are an unmitigated liar!”

“’Deed I is, Massa Billie, but Ah jest thought you’d like t’ heah ’bout

hit.”

So I did, but this Christmas morning I was in no humor to listen to his

prattle, and until he got on the subject of “hants and conjurin’,” I

gave him but scant attention. The sly rascal knows this way of arousing

my flagging interest, and employs it very effectively.

“Massa Billie,” he said, “Ah doan’ su’pose yo’ done heah dat sumbuddy’s

been conjurin’ Lee Gordon, has yo’?”

“I haven’t, no--who is Lee Gordon?”

“He’s a cousin of mah Sally’s over at Cognac. He’s been a-workin’ on de

railroad wid de section gang, but he done move to Hoffman las’ night.”

“In all the rain? On Christmas eve?” I asked skeptically.

“Yassah, right in de rain an’ on Chris’mas eve. When he come home last

evenin’ he done found a conjure layin’ right on de front do’-step. Ah

doan’ jest ’actly know what kind ob a conjure, but hit war shore a

mighty pow’ful one.” And sure of his audience he launched forth in full

details of how the darky had moved his wife and numerous children, all

his goods and chattels, right over to Hoffman and was staying with his

wife’s brother, Noah Wilson.

“Why did he move last night?” I asked to egg him on.

“But yo’ shore doan’ ’spect him t’ stay in dat cabin wid a conjure

layin’ on de front do’-step, does yo’, Massa Billie?”

“Why not?” I replied, New England fashion, to draw him out.

“Eff yo’ steps ober a conjure,” he replied earnestly, “yo’ is laik

t’ die, an’ eben eff yo’ doan’ step ober it, yo’ is laik t’ die

anyway. But dey all moved out de back do’,” he added reassuringly. He

digressed to tell how all the household goods had been taken out the

back way, stopping to recount the history of a certain bed, a family

heirloom of slavery days. Finally, however, he got back to conjuring,

and, expressing in the same breath his most abject fear and his

utter contempt for all Black Art, he told me considerable about this

mysterious matter. “Eff yo’ has de conjurin’ pow’rs,” so I learned, you

can kill your enemies by placing a conjure where they will walk over

it. If, however, you are not so terribly vindictive, you can merely

drive them crazy by placing a hair of their head in the tough bark of a

little, twisted black-jack oak. Should you be very merciful indeed, and

if you merely wish to get some objectionable person out of your path,

you can pick up a bit of dirt out of his footprint in the high-road and

throw it, accompanied by proper chants and incantations, into running

water. Henceforth that person will be a hapless wanderer over the face

of the earth. There are, I gather, other awful powers that obey the

commands of the conjurer, and his poor victims can only be freed from

his spell by applying to a witch doctor. He, his palm having been duly

crossed, will first determine the exact nature of the spell. He takes

a little iron kettle about the size of your two fists, and mounts this

upon a little pyramid of dry pine sticks. In the kettle he places cold

water from a running stream and into it he throws salt, herbs, and

sundry mysterious powders. Then he kindles the fire. While the little

blaze crackles, he chants, and then, if the kettle falls off the sticks

before the kettle boils it means “yo’ is shore conjured”--a thing that

must assuredly happen if the doctor is careful to use dry wood that is

fairly steeped with rosin. Then you must cross his palm again, and he

will throw about you a counter-charm.

At this point my lesson in Black Art was interrupted.

Jerry, a half-grown negro who lived over by the Tower, knocked on the

door, and I could never get Willis to resume his course of instruction.

Jerry, grinning and bobbing, delivered a formal invitation from the

switch operator over at the signal tower on the railroad, half a mile

away, to come and share with him a Christmas box he had received from

his wife. I accepted, and we set off, the boy and I, through the warm

drizzle that enveloped you and soaked through your clothes as if they

had been tissue paper.

The Christmas box was not a perfect success. It had been packed in

cardboard and had been sadly damaged in transit, so that you would

bite into a crumpled piece of capital, homemade cake to find the

frosting--and maybe a brick-like gum drop--embedded in the center. But

my host, the operator, is a communicative, ingenuous soul whose spirits

no amount of Christmas rain could dampen. On Christmas Eve he had spent

two hours of his spare time ploughing through swamps to pick a great

bunch of holly. He had even found a mistletoe, a sprig of which dangled

at the end of a silver cord, relic of a box of candy, over the levers

of his switches. The day was close and muggy, but in honor of the

occasion his little, pot-bellied, iron stove glowed ruddy with heat.

Over his telegraph instruments was strung a line of garish Christmas

post cards, flaming with scarlet and emerald green daubs of color,

besprinkled with tinsel, declaring, as through a megaphone, “Peace on

Earth--Good Will to Men.” The stuffy little signal tower fairly reeked

with the Christmas spirit, and as we sat munching fruit cake I looked

over at my happy host and was ashamed that a little rain should wash

all the warm, generous Christmas out of me.

Yes, this was decidedly better than moping alone in the bungalow.

With every freight that came to a screeching, bumpy stop beneath,

a burly brakeman would thrump up the steps of the signal tower for

train orders. Dripping rain water from his rubber coat, he would throw

open the door with a “Merry Christmas! Say, ain’t this a peach of a

Christmas day?” If his train must wait on the switch for another to

pass, he would sit down by the fire and between enormous mouthfuls

of cake and candy, tell a railroad yarn or retail a bit of railroad

gossip. For hours I perched on the telegraph table watching this

strange procession. After a short nod they paid little attention to

me, for my host never bothered with introductions, and I sat there

with the curious feeling that I was at the theatre. Certainly these

men were of another world, each so different and yet each so true to

the type. A thick-set, square-faced little fellow with the sharp twang

of Down East in his voice would be followed by a tall, light stripling

whose low drawl betrayed him long before he casually mentioned that he

wished he could have been home in Savannah this day. They talked only

of railroading. They whirled up and down the length of the country from

New York to Florida and back again, many times during the year and saw

nothing but switches and roundhouses; they passed nothing but expresses

and other freights; they met no one save engineers, conductors, and

brakemen like themselves. They lived a life divided into miles and

minutes, bounded by the glistening rails, but within this life they

found complete absorption, for it is a complicated, dangerous life in

which exact knowledge is at a premium.

[Illustration: ON THE SWITCH BY THE TOWER]

About three o’clock in the afternoon, “Shorty” thrumped in from Cognac.

He was working the “second trick,” or as we out of the signal towers

would say, the second shift, and he came over on a freight to be ready

to take up his duties at four.

“Say,” he exclaimed gleefully, after the season’s greetings had been

exchanged and he had sampled the now nearly demolished Christmas box,

“McNab sure did play some good trick on some of his niggers last

night.”

“He’s like to play one too many tricks on them niggers of his,” said

our host. “D’you remember ’bout that section boss over on the L. & N.

that was found with his skull stove in with a sledge?”

“Aw, shucks! McNab treats his niggers good, but there was a family of

them livin’ in a shack right behind his house, an’ they’d sing an’

howl half the night, so McNab’s been ’bout crazy to get shut of them

someway. He tried fifty ways to close them up, but yesterday he took

a bit of rabbit skin and rolled it up in a little ball and wrapped it

round with a strip of red flannel, and tied it all ’round with a horse

hair. Then he went an’ left it on the nigger’s front door step. When

the nigger comes home, he starts hollerin’ bloody murder about somebody

tryin’ to conjure him. He and his whole tribe moves out last night,

an’ every bit of their studdings went out the back door to dodge that

conjure of McNab’s.”

[Illustration: Photo by Dr. Achorn

NEGRO FAMILY AT HOME]

Shorty broke off laughing, and I asked, “Was the nigger’s name Lee

Gordon?”

“’Deed I don’t know, but they moved to Hoffman. Say, I’ll bet there

ain’t a nigger in the whole Sandhills will live in that cabin now,” and

Shorty chuckled to himself.

I told Uncle Willis all about it later. All that he would say was,

“H’m! Those railroad men am mighty smart, ain’t dey?” He did not,

however, mean to be sarcastic, for a couple of weeks later when I

suggested that his brother Henry move into Lee Gordon’s old cabin in

Cognac he was horrified at the thought. Yet Henry lived in Hoffman and

worked in Cognac and was always complaining of the length and expense

of his commuting. Although the cabin in Cognac would have solved this

problem and was really a first-class house in good condition, Willis

could only answer with a shrug and a shuffle, and a “Ah doan’ ’spect

Henry’ll care none ’bout livin’ in dat dere shack.”

[Illustration: SANDHILLS RAPID TRANSIT]

“Tar Burnin’”

When first I went to North Carolina to spend the winter in the

Sandhills, my knowledge of tar was limited to schoolboy memories of

tar-balls made from material purloined from the contractors who paved

New York’s streets and a rather indirect connection through a cousin

who had once put a tar roof on his stables and cordially regretted it.

Down in the Sandhills, old Uncle Willis Baldwin, by verbose precept and

halting example, taught me just how the black, sticky stuff is wrung

from the dried wood of the long-leaf pine, barreled up, and brought to

market.

Soon the good old-fashioned way that Uncle Willis burns his tar will

be replaced by a very efficient, but thoroughly uninteresting machine,

a great still, with a gigantic metal retort in a brick oven as big as

Willis’ little shanty. The old darky tar burner who considers himself

lucky to get a barrel of crude tar from a cord of dry pine is but a

faltering competitor of the machine that from the same wood can wring

two barrels of tar, valuable creosote, and other important wood oils.

Squeezing out fifteen dollars where before but three or four were

extracted is all in strict accord with economic progress, and plainly

it is very much more profitable--for those who own the stills--but

this fine machine is costly beyond the dreams even of Willis’ vivid

imagination, and it is but a question of time when the negro tar burner

and his handmade tar kilns will be another vanished bit of the Old

South.

[Illustration: THE BURNING TAR KILN]

Willis had made a tar-burning agreement--the usual one in such

cases--with Massa Ralph. Massa Ralph supplied the dry pine wood--“light

’ud” Willis calls it--and he further agreed to furnish the barrels

to hold the tar. Uncle Willis, on his part, undertook to collect the

wood on Massa Ralph’s land, to build and burn the tar-kiln, to fill

the barrels and deliver them to the railroad at Hoffman. Each was to

receive a half of the receipts from the sale of the tar.

On a piece of level ground, down in the valley beside the little

trickling branch, just behind my bungalow, Willis “done built hisself a

whalin’ big tar-kil’.” First he dug out a slight hollow, like a great

wash basin full twenty feet across, with a trench leading from the

center to a deep pit dug just outside the outer edge. Then he and his

brother Henry hitched up their old grey mule and scoured all over the

land, piling the dilapidated wagon with the dry wood they picked up

everywhere and hauling load after load to the site of the kiln. After

a great store had been collected, Henry fell to work chopping up the

knotty stumps and splitting the long logs, while Willis painstakingly

constructed the kiln. This must be carefully and neatly done, for the

quantity of the tar yielded depends most directly upon the close and

proper building of the kiln. Around the outer edge Uncle Willis laid

row upon row of the long, straight, split rails, each pointing due to

the center and each one fitted with scrupulous nicety into its place.

In the center of the kiln he stowed away the little twisted knots and

gnarled bits of root, all so rich in tar. This is rough work too, and

were not old Willis’ black hands as tough as sole leather, they would

be filled with splinters.

[Illustration: THE TAR BURNER’S WAGON]

After the kiln had slowly risen till it was full seven feet high at

its outer rim, it was topped off with a roof made of the split rails.

Aunt Sally and “de chilluns” were now pressed into service flagging the

kiln. On the roof they laid a covering of long-leaf pine boughs, and

then they stuck similar branches into the crevices of the sides until

the whole looked like a great, regular mound of giant pine needles.

Uncle Willis and Henry again took up the work. They now banked the

kiln. Starting at the ground, and building up tier on tier, they laid

long logs of green wood round the kiln. In between the long logs and

the kiln itself they packed sod and dirt, transforming the great heap

of pine needles into an octagonal, log block house in miniature. Sand

and clay piled six inches deep on the top and then packed down finished

the job. Willis was now ready to burn his kiln.

[Illustration: FLAGGING]

So far everything had gone swimmingly, but now a long series of

troubles began to fall with distressing regularity on Willis’ woolly

head. A dozen times a day he would come shuffling up for my consolation

and advice. Off would come his battered hat and he would begin, “’Deed,

Massa Billie, Ah doan’ know----”, till, had I not felt so sorry for the

old man, I would have been driven crazy by these woeful consultations.

In this big tar-kiln he had planned and executed his _magnum opus_,

which should not only re-establish his shaky credit at the store in

Hoffman, but must also supply the necessary capital for cotton seed and

fertilizer against the fast approaching planting season. He was staking

more than his little all on this kiln; he was gambling in futures,

futures of slab-side pork and corn meal; a promised dress for the

Xantippean Sally and much needed shoes for Carolina, Liza, Sally II,

Robert Lee, and a couple of the other children whose names I forget.

[Illustration: BUILDING THE TAR KILN]

His great tar-kiln, built so patiently and with such great

expectations, contained about seventy cords of good wood and should,

according to all expert calculation, yield about seventy barrels of

tar. Massa Ralph’s overseer, deputized to get these seventy barrels,

had only been able to collect forty. He scoured the country, mills,

cross-road stores, freight offices, but every available source of

supply that usually had barrels almost to give away had no barrels now,

even at fancy prices. And Willis, because once the kiln was started

there would be no stopping nor turning back, was afraid to fire the

kiln until he had on hand enough containers to hold his expected

quantity of tar. Moreover, poor Willis had agreed to pay Henry fifty

cents a day till the tar was all run, and he saw the wages of his

helper daily eating deeper and deeper into his profits. To cap the

climax, the market price of tar was tumbling down at an amazing rate,

and every no-’count nigger that passed along the road took a diabolical

delight in stopping at Willis’s cabin and giving him the very latest

and most discouraging market quotations. Poor old Willis! Whenever

he saw me he implored help in getting him some barrels, and I never

rode over to Hoffman without bearing an urgent message to the freight

agent--“Fo’ de Lawd’s sake, Massa Billie, tell him t’ hurry hup dat lot

ob bar’ls what Massa Ralph done order in Wilmington.”

[Illustration: FILLING THE BARRELS]

At last the long-expected barrels came, and one evening about dusk

Jim Watson scraped the dirt and boughs off the roof of Willis’ kiln

for a couple of square feet and applied a match to the dry lightwood

underneath. As the red flames darted through the black smoke, Willis

heaved a great sigh of relief. Had everything gone smoothly, Willis

would have run the kiln himself. So many things had gone wrong and so

very much depended on this kiln that he called in Jim Watson, who plays

the part of tar burning efficiency expert throughout the Sandhills, in

the hope, I believe, of his being able to break the spell of bad luck.

In the back of his brain there was some notion that the fee he paid to

Jim Watson hired not only his supposedly superior experience, but also

bought a charm against further misfortune.

All night long the ruddy glow of the burning kiln lighted up the little

valley, and the pungent, piney smell of the black smoke filled the

air. Up at the bungalow, two hundred yards away, we could hear the

snap and crackle of the burning knots and the thick scent of the pitch

penetrated the house. Early in the morning, Willis covered the hole in

the banking of the roof under the direction of Jim Watson who, perched

on an up-turned barrel, gave directions with a thoroughly expert and

professional air. Now the kiln began to smoulder, and the pair sat

down, only getting up to patch with great shovelsful of earth any

cracks that appeared in the banking.

[Illustration: BANKING]

About the middle of the afternoon, the tar, sweated out of the pine

wood by the intense heat, began to ooze out of the trench. Slowly at

first, drop by drop; soon in a little trickle that grew in size, till

by nightfall, it was pouring out so that one of the workers must busily

ply the bucket all the time. This bucket Willis had fastened on the end

of a long pole, and with it he scooped the black, sticky mess out of

the pit, pouring it into a rough wooden trough through which it flowed

into the waiting barrel. This work must go on day and night, and the

kiln must also be carefully watched lest it catch fire; so Willis had

built a crude hut for shelter, and here, when not on duty, the burners

rested on a great heap of filthy blankets. Sally brought them their

meals, and they slept by turns in snatches.

Jim Watson had not brought good luck with him, for just as the tar

began to run, it started to rain. A chilly northwest wind sent the

shivers chasing each other down old Willis’ sun-loving back, and the

water soon came pouring through the chinks in the imperfect shelter.

The wet and cold could, at worst, mean a heavy cold or a sharp twinge

of the rheumatism; a heavier blow of misfortune awaited Willis.

The great kiln behaved itself very properly indeed for a day and a

half, and twenty good barrels were filled with tar. In spite of the

bad weather old Willis was jubilant, but his joy was untimely, for

despite his expert help, things went wrong with the kiln. Air sneaked

in somewhere through some unnoticed crack in the banking, and then the

lightwood, instead of smouldering, burst into flame, burning up both

wood and tar. What a blaze the tar-soaked pine made! It roared and

it snapped. Great jets of red fire, followed by puffs of inky smoke,

thrust themselves through the banking. Every now and then a blazing

knot, accompanied by a whole train of bright sparks, would be hurled

through the roof and shot ten feet into the air. Fifty feet from the

kiln I had to hold my hands over my face to keep off the intense heat,

but like a great black Satan stoking the brimstone fires, Willis

slaved, patching the shattered banking, throwing dirt on the roof

in the hope of smothering the fierce fire and saving the remnant of

the tar. And Jim Watson worked too, like a Trojan, for the blame and

disgrace of the accident were his.

Finally, they succeeded in choking the flames under control, but the

seventy barrels of tar for which Willis had worked so hard and waited

so long had shrunk to thirty-one. Over at Hoffman he received just four

dollars and a quarter a barrel for his tar, and but ten days before the

price had been five dollars. He paid off his high-priced expert and

settled up with his brother Henry. Then he came over to consult with

me. He took the crumpled, little wad of dirty bank notes out of his

pocket and looked at it ruefully.

“Hit doan’ mak’ much ob ah show fo’ all dat work an’ all dat time,

does hit, Massa Billie?” and then he added earnestly, his black face

seamed with doubt and apprehension, “Mebbe so--Ah doan’ know--but hit

do ’most seem as eff thar’s sumbuddy conjured dat ole tar kil’.”

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