FRANK.
The barrack-room of a subaltern in the Household Cavalry has been lately
described by a gifted authoress as resembling "the boudoir of a young
duchess." My experience of the latter, I honestly confess, is
exceedingly limited, but I think I know enough of the former tenement to
submit that our talented romancer has overstated her case. She would
have been nearer the mark, I imagine, had she compared the lair of the
formidable warrior to a servants' hall, a laundry, a condemned cell, or
some such abode of vacuity and desolation, modified principally by
whitewash. Gaudy pictures on the walls, gaudy flowers in the
window-sill, do indeed serve to brighten the neutral tints prevailing in
an officer's quarters, as provided by his grateful country, and a
barrack-room chair is an exceedingly comfortable resting-place in which
to smoke the pipe of peace in the stronghold of war. For ease,
merriment, and good-fellowship, give me the habitation of the dragoon;
but when you talk of pomp, luxury, taste, and refinement, I am prepared
to back the duchess, ay, even though she be a dowager duchess, against
all the cavalry regiments in the Army List, and give you the Horse
Artillery in!
Let us take, for example, the room in which Frank Vanguard lies fast
asleep, at ten in the morning, though a summer sun, streaming through
the open window, bathes him, like a male Danaë, in floods of gold. He
possesses horses, carriages, costly jewellery, clothes in abundance,
boots innumerable, yet his furniture consists of the following items:--
One iron bedstead, without curtains; one wooden tub; one enormous
sponge, one medium-sized ditto; a chest of drawers, constructed to
travel by baggage-waggon; a huge box, meant to hold saddlery; a stick
and whip stand; twelve pairs of spurs; a set of boxing-gloves; four
steeple-chase prints; and a meerschaum pipe he never smokes. These, with
a chair or two, and a few toilet necessaries, comprise the whole
furniture of his apartment; and he is happier here than in luxurious
London lodgings, lordly castle, or stately country house.
The song of birds, the flutter of the summer morning, snort, stamp, and
stable-call, ring of bridle, and clink of steel, all fail to wake him.
He is not for duty to-day, and never went to bed till five in the
morning.
To say nothing of the mess-man and his satellites, it is a heavy week,
that of Ascot Races, for field-officers, captains, subalterns, and all
concerned in the dispensation of unbounded hospitality at Windsor during
the meeting. They entertain countless guests, they convey them to and
from the Course, they provide board and lodging for the gentlemen,
amusement and adoration for the ladies, they are afoot day and night;
yet seem always fresh, lively, good-humoured, and on the alert. But even
cavalry officers are mortal, and though they never confess it, they
_must_ be very tired, and a little thankful when the whole function is
over.
No wonder Frank sleeps so sound--dreaming doubtless of--what? His
dark-brown charger, his chestnut mare, the stag he shot last year in
Scotland, the team he drove yesterday to Ascot? Of Miss Hallaton,
perhaps, and the deep lustrous eyes that haunted him so while he flung
himself on his bed and went off into the very slumber from which he is
roused, even now, by unceremonious knuckles tapping at the door.
A sleepy man says "come in" without waking, and enter a soldier-servant
nearly seven feet high, who proceeds to fill the tub, and further
dressing arrangements generally, with a clatter, that he has found from
experience of many masters is the surest way to get a sluggard out of
bed. This stalwart personage considers himself responsible (and it is no
light burthen) that his officer should always be in time. With a Cornet
his prevision is touching, and almost maternal in its care. Having
thoroughly roused the sleeper, his servant plants himself at the
bedside, drawn up to an exceeding altitude, in the position
drill-sergeants call "attention."
"What is it?" says Frank yawning.
"Gentleman come to breakfast, sir. Waiting in the little mess-room."
"Order it at once, Blake, and say I'll be down in twenty minutes."
Exit Blake, facing to the right, solemnly but far less noisily than he
came in; while Frank with one bound is on the floor, and with another in
his tub, not feeling his eyes quite open till he has splashed the
bracing cold water into them more than once.
While he shaves and dresses, getting through each process with
surprising celerity, I may state that the gentleman waiting breakfast
for him below is none other than Mr. Picard, the driver of the blue
coach with red wheels, the quick-stepping browns, and the loudish lady
of the day before.
A timely pull in Frank's favour, when the latter was in difficulties
with his team at an awkward corner on the Heath,--a little judicious
flattery extolling the capabilities of that team, and the mode in which
it was handled,--a draught of champagne-cup offered,--a cigar
exchanged,--and Vanguard was so pleased with his new friend, that he
pressed the invitation which now brought him to breakfast in the
officers' mess-room, accompanied by an appetite that never failed, and a
determination to make the most of this, as of all other advantages in
the game of life.
A couple of Cornets are already hard at work, with the voracity of youth
just done growing in length but not breadth. Their jaws cease
simultaneously at the entrance of a stranger, and, boys as they are, the
instinct of each warns him against this plausible personage whom, as a
guest, they welcome nevertheless with hospitality and perfect good
breeding. It speaks well for Picard's _savoir faire_, that long ere his
entertainer comes down, he has made a favourable impression on these
late Etonians, so that, emerging to smoke outside in couples as usual,
says one inseparable to the other--
"Pleasant company that hairy chap, and tongue enough for a
street-preacher! Who the devil is he, Jack, and where did Frank pick him
up?"
To which Jack, whose real name is Frederic, replies with deliberation:
"Not _quite_ the clean potato, young man, you may take my word for it.
But that makes no odds. We'll have him to dinner. Shouldn't wonder if
the party could sing a good song and do conjuring tricks."
"Pea-and-thimble and the rest of it," rejoins his friend. "Come and look
at my bay mare."
So, dismissing Picard from their thoughts, they leave him to Frank
Vanguard and breakfast.
These appear simultaneously. Frank, looking exceedingly clean, fresh,
and handsome, is full of apologies for keeping his guest waiting.
"But you see we were very late last night," he urges, "and I'm not one
of those fellows who can do entirely without sleep. If I don't get four
or five hours I'm fit for nothing. It's constitutional, no doubt. I
think I must have been _born_ tired."
Picard laughs--and when he laughs his expression changes for the worse.
"I can sit up for ever," says he, "if there's anything to sit up for. A
roll in the blankets and a tub are as good as a night's rest to me. Now,
you'll hardly believe I was playing _écarté_ till six this morning, and
came down by the nine o'clock train!"
Frank _didn't_ believe it, though it was true enough, but helped himself
to a cutlet without expressing incredulity.
"Did you drive all the way back yesterday?" said he. "You must have been
late in London, and it's a good day's work."
"I had three teams on the road," answered the other, "and only one of
them took any getting together. Faith, the heaviest part of the business
was talking to Mrs. Battersea! She _would_ come, and she _would_ sit on
the box, and she sulked all the way home. You'll never guess why."
Mrs. Battersea was a celebrity of a certain standing in certain circles,
not quite without the pale of decent society, yet as near the edge as
was possible, short of actual expulsion. If a male Battersea existed he
never appeared, and the lady who bore his name, a showy middle-aged
woman, with a fine figure, and all the airs of a beauty, seemed in no
wise restricted by matrimonial thraldom. She was one of those people to
be seen at reviews, races, and all open-air gatherings within twenty
miles of London--at flower-shows, plays, operas, and charity concerts in
the metropolis; but nobody ever met her at a dinner-party, a ball, or a
"drum." To sum up--men like Picard called her "a stunner;" ladies like
Mrs. Lascelles said she was "bad style."
Frank, thinking none the better of this new friend for the freedom with
which he talked of his female acquaintance, professed ignorance of Mrs.
Battersea's reasons for discontent.
"Not easily pleased, I dare say," he answered carelessly. "Sometimes
they're not, when they have everything their own way. Nervous on a
coach, perhaps? And yet that could hardly be, for you've got the
handiest team out, and I can see you're as good as most professionals."
"Guess again," said the other, who had finished breakfast, and was
lighting a cigar.
Frank pondered.
"Seen a better-looking woman than herself, then; that'll do it
sometimes, I've remarked. And they're bad to hold when they think
there's something else in the race. If it wasn't that, I give it up."
"You're right, Vanguard," exclaimed his guest. "You've hit it, sir,
plumb-centre, as we used to say on the Potomac. Mrs. Battersea never
ceased talking all the way down; and some queer things she told us, too!
The rough side of her tongue rasps like a file! Well, she was in high
feather the whole day. Liked her luncheon, liked her bonnet, liked
herself, liked her company, so she said; but, coming off the Course, we
passed a _duck_ of a girl in an open carriage: a girl with wonderful
eyes and a pale face, but features like Melpomene. She'd got on a
light-coloured dress, with a lilac sort of bonnet--I dare say you didn't
notice her."
Frank's heart leaped to his throat, meeting his final gulp of coffee.
_Didn't notice her_, forsooth! while the wonderful eyes, pale face,
Melpomene mouth, light dress, even the lilac bonnet, had been haunting
him for the last twelve hours.
"I only said, 'What a pretty girl!' as we went by," continued Picard,
"and, will you believe it, Mrs. Battersea got her frill out on the
instant! She never gave us another civil word the whole way to London:
not one to share amongst the whole coach-load. Those two little Carmine
girls that I brought down for Macdonald and Algy Brown were so
frightened they wanted to stop at Hounslow and go home by the omnibus!
That was after she caught Rosie making faces behind her back. Algy tried
to take his poor little 'pal's' part, and didn't she chaw _him_ up, too!
Rather! I'd nothing to do but mind my driving and think of the Helen who
had done all this mischief."
"How did you know her name was Helen?" asked Frank, completely off his
guard.
"Well, I _didn't_," said the other, wondering at his host's excitement;
"but I suppose now that it is, and that you know her. Couldn't you
introduce _me_?"
"Certainly, if you wish it," was the reply, "though probably we don't
mean the same lady. There is a Miss Hallaton that answers to your
description, and she _was_ at the races yesterday. Daughter of Sir Henry
Hallaton, rather a good-looking, oldish man, in a white hat and red
neckcloth."
"That's it!" exclaimed Picard; "I spotted the father, red neckcloth and
all! Depend upon it you're right, and it must have been Miss----What's
her name? Hallaton? Well, all I can say is, I've not seen a
better-looking one since I left Charleston, and very few who could beat
her there. Do they go much to London? Do they live anywhere near here? I
think the governor's a loosish fish. I saw him drinking 'cup' with some
queer-looking people behind my coach, and he was in and out of the Ring
all day. Beg pardon, Vanguard, if they're friends of yours. I didn't
mean to say anything disagreeable, I give you my word."
"Oh! I don't know them very well," said Frank, growing red, and feeling
that he was making himself ridiculous. "I stayed with them last winter,
near Bragford. Capital place to hunt from, and Sir Henry was very kind
and hospitable. If you're quite done, shall we come outside? The drag
will start in an hour, and I will have a place kept for you, if you'd
like to go with the others from here."
"I am not going at all," answered Picard. "The fact is, I'm not much of
a racing man, and two days running is rather a benefit. Don't let me put
you out in your arrangements, I beg. This is a beautiful neighbourhood,
and I've been so much abroad, that I quite enjoy the air, and the
English scenery, and the rest of it. I'd rather take a quiet walk while
you're all at the races; but I'll stay and see you start the team
notwithstanding."
"Not going!" thought Frank. "How very odd! Now, what can a fellow like
this have to do down here on the sly? Country walk! Gammon! He's after
some robbery, I'll lay a hundred!" But he only _said_:
"My Cornet's going to drive. I don't think I shall be on the Heath at
all, unless I gallop a hack over in the afternoon."
"Hot work," answered Picard carelessly. "I thought everybody was keen
about racing, except me." But he too wondered at the taste of his
entertainer in thus preferring a solitary morning to a pleasant drive in
the merriest of company, accounting for it on a theory of his own.
"War-path, of course! and, keen as a true Indian, means to follow it up
alone. Got 'sign,' no doubt, and sticks to the trail like a wolf. Won't
come back, I'll lay a thousand, without 'raising hair.' Ah! this child,
too, could take scalps once, and hang them round his belt, with the best
of ye! And _now_----Well, I'm about no harm to-day, at any rate, and
that's refreshing, if it's only for a change!"
So he sat himself down on a garden seat in front of the officers'
quarters, where, producing a case the size of a portmanteau, filled with
such cigars as are only consumed by trans-Atlantic smokers, and,
offering them liberally all round, he soon became the centre of an
admiring circle, civil as well as military, to whom he related sundry
experiences of international warfare in the States, well told,
interesting, no doubt, and more startling than probable.
Mr. Picard had certain elements of popularity, such as launch a man in
general society fairly enough, but fail to afford him secure anchorage
in that restless element. He was good-looking, well-dressed, plausible,
always ready to eat, drink, smoke, dance, play, or, indeed, partake in
the amusement of the hour. He looked like a gentleman, but nobody knew
who he was. He seemed to have a sufficiency of money, but nobody knew
where he got it. The _Court Guide_ vouched for him as J. Picard, Esq.,
under the letter "P," with two addresses, a first-rate hotel and a
third-rate club. The _Morning Post_ even took charge of him in its
fashionable arrivals and departures. Men began to know him after "the
Epsom Spring," and by Hampton Races he had ceased to arouse interest,
scarcely even excited curiosity, but had failed to make a single female
acquaintance above the class of Mrs. Battersea; nor had he, indeed,
gained one step of the social ladder people take such pains to climb, in
order to obtain, after all, but a wider view from Dan to Beersheba.
Such men crop up like mushrooms at the beginning of every London season,
and fade like annuals with the recess. Goodwood sees the last expiring
blaze of their splendour, and next year, if you ask for them, they are
extinct; but, as the Highland soldier says, "There are plenty more where
they come from." In dress, style, manner, they vary but little. All dine
constantly at Richmond, shoot well, and drive a team, in the handling of
which they improve vastly as the season wears on.
Mr. Picard could, however, lay claim to a little more interest than the
rest, in his character of a soldier-adventurer, to which he was entitled
by service with the Confederates during their prolonged struggle against
overwhelming odds. Somehow, every soldier-adventurer concerned in that
war seems to have been a Southerner. Certainly the romance was all on
their side, though the scale, weighed down by "great battalions," turned
in favour of the North. From his own account, Picard had done his
"little best," as he called it, for the party he espoused; and observing
a gash on his cheek, which could only be a sabre-cut, it was hard to
listen coldly while he talked of Stonewall Jackson and Brigadier Stuart
as ordinary men do of Bright and Gladstone--perhaps with no more
familiar knowledge of the heroes than a general public has of these
statesmen. Still, the subject was captivating and well treated, the
contrast between Stuart's dashing, desperate, rapidly-moving light
horsemen and Her Majesty's Cuirassiers of the Guard was exciting, the
similarity in many points flattering to both. Cornets listened
open-mouthed, and felt the professional instinct rising strong in their
martial young souls; older officers smiled approbation, not disdaining
to gather hints from one who had seen _real_ warfare, as to nosebags,
haversacks, picket-ropes, and such trifling minutiæ as affect the
efficiency of armies and turn the tide of campaigns. When the drag
appeared nobody discovered that Frank Vanguard had made a masterly
retreat; and Picard had received as many invitations to remain and be
"put-up" in barracks as would have lasted him till the regiment changed
quarters, and his entertainers had found out half he said was an _old_
story and the other half not true.