CHAPTER XI. TROUBLE WITH HER MAJESTY

I.

References are continually made in the Press to certain events recorded

in this chapter founded upon statements made by myself, but lacking

details and without the official substantiating documents. The original

summonses and other legal instruments were preserved, and copies of

them are given herein. Reports only would be incredible to the new

generation, and it is necessary to publish them to give authenticity to

the narrative of what really took place.

It seems better to say "Trouble with Her Majesty" than Trouble with

the Queen, "Majesty" being more official than personal. The three

indictments to be recorded in this narrative all took place in the

Victorian reign. It seems a disadvantage of the monarchical system that

the name of the head of the reigning House should be attached to all

proceedings, great or petty, noble or mean, honourable or infamous. It

assumes the personal cognisance and interference in everything by the

occupant of the Throne. It is the same in the theological system, where

the Deity is assumed to personally cause or permit whatever takes place

in this inexplicable universe. If the glory of the mountain be his, the

devastation of the inhabitants of the valley by a volcano is also his

act. The Church is beginning, not too soon, to discourage this theory.

The curate rescued from a wreck who reported to Archbishop Whately that

he had been "providentially" saved, was asked by the logical prelate,

"Do you intend to say that the lost have been 'providentially' drowned?"

Thus blasphemy is made one of the wings of religion--just as sedition

becomes a wing of loyalty, when discreditable incidents are represented

as the personal acts of the Crown. Lawyers know that the King or

Queen is not directly answerable, but by acute legal fiction, odious

responsibility is transferred to others. But the people always think

that he or she, in whose name a thing is done, is answerable for it,

and theologians all teach that everything, even rascality, occurs by the

will of God.

References to my indebtedness to the Exchequer of L600,000 of fines

incurred by publishing unstamped newspapers, seem to readers of to-day a

factless tradition. This is not so, as will appear from the warrants and

notices of prosecution which follow, copied from the original documents

in my possession, which have never until now been published.

Early in 1855, I received the following message from Her Majesty, in the

18th year of her reign:--

"Victoria, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

and Ireland Queen, Defender of the Faith, to George Jacob Holyoake,

greeting. We command and strictly injoin you that (all excuses apart)

you appear before the Barons of our Exchequer at Westminster, on the

thirty-first day of January instant, To answer us concerning certain

Articles then and there on our behalf to be objected against you. And

this in no wise omit under the penalty of One Hundred Pounds, which we

shall cause to be levied to our use upon your Goods and Chattels, Lands

and Tenements, if you neglect this our present command. Witness, Sir

Frederick Pollock, Knight, at Westminster, the eleventh day of January,

in the eighteenth Year of our Reign.

"By the Barons.

"H. W. Vincent, Q.R."

Mr. George Jacob Holyoake,--You are served with this Process to the

intent that you may by your Attorney, according to the practice of the

Court, appear in Her Majesty's Court of Exchequer, at the return thereof

in order to your defence in this prosecution.

"Mr. George Jacob Holyoake.

"At the suit of Her Majesty's Attorney-General,

"By Information.

"Folio 9--1855.

"Joseph Timm," Solicitor of the Inland Revenue,

"Somerset House, London.

"Folio 9--55-

"Inland Revenue, Somerset House.

"Solicitors' Department.

"The Attorney-General against George Jacob Holyoake.

"The penalties sought to be recovered by this prosecution are several of

L20 each, which the defendant has incurred by publishing certain

newspapers called _War Chronicle_ and _The War Fly Sheet_ on unstamped

paper."

As I had published 30,000 copies, the penalties incurred were L600,000.

These alarming documents were accompanied by intimation as to the

question at issue, and the penalties to be recovered. My solicitors,

Messrs. Ashurst, Waller and Morris, No. 6, Old Jewry, put in an

appearance for me, but on the repeal of the duty shortly after,

a hearing was never entered upon, and the penalties have not been

collected. How they came to be incurred in respect of the _War

Chronicles_ the reader may see in "Sixty Years," vol. i. p. 287.

No intimation was ever given to me--there is no courtesy, I believe, in

law--that these intimidating summonses were withdrawn. I had no defence

against the charge. I could not deny, nor did I intend to deny, that I

had knowingly and wilfully published the said papers. In justification

I could only allege that I had acted, as I believed, in the public

interest, which, I was told, was no legal answer. The law, which ought

to be clear and plain, was, I knew, full of quirks and surprises; and,

for all I knew, or know to this day, the payment of the fines incurred

might be demanded of me. It was communicated to the then Chancellor of

the Exchequer (Mr. Gladstone) that in case of the full demand being made

upon me, I should be under the necessity of asking him to take it in

weekly instalments, as I had not the whole amount by me.

The position of an "unstamped" debtor was not, in those days, a light

one. My house in Fleet Street could be entered by officers of the Inland

Revenue; every person in it, printers, assistants in the shop, and any

one found upon the premises could be arrested. The stock of books could

be seized, and blacksmiths set to break up all presses and destroy all

type, as was done to Henry Hetherington; and for many weeks I made

daily preparations for arrest.

The _St. James's Gazette_ (April 13, 1901) referred to the fines of

L600,000 incurred by me. What I really owed was a much larger sum,

had the Government been exacting. Previously to the _War Chronicle_

liability, I had published the _Reasoner_ twelve years, of which the

average number issued may have exceeded 2,000 weekly, or 104,000 a

year--every copy of which, containing news and being unstamped, rendered

me liable to a fine of L20 each copy. Now 104,000 x 12 x L20 exceeded

more millions of indebtedness than I like to set down. Any arithmetical

reader can ascertain the amount for himself. A friend in the Inland

Revenue Office first made the calculation for me, which astonished me

very much, as it did him. Had the whole sum been recoverable it might

have saved the Budget of a Chancellor of the Exchequer struggling with a

deficit.

The Government were frequently asked to prosecute me. It was not from

any tenderness to me that they did not. It was their reluctance to give

publicity to the _Reasoner_ that caused them to refrain. It was the

advocacy of unusual opinion which gave me this immunity.

The _St. James's Gazette_ asked me: "Is it justifiable for a good

citizen to break a law because he believes it to be wrong?" I answered

"No! unless the public good seems to require it, and that he who breaks

the law is prepared to take the consequences." I never evaded the

consequences, nor complained of them when they came.

If every one who breaks a law first satisfies himself that public

interest justifies it, and he is ready to meet the penalty, only bad

laws would be broken. It is also the duty of a citizen to find out

whether there is any practical way open for procuring the repeal of

a bad law before breaking it. Respect for law, under representative

government, in which the law-breaker has a share, is a cardinal duty of

a citizen.

On my violation of the law in the matter of the _War Chronicles_ Mr.

Gladstone (the Chancellor of the Exchequer) said to a deputation, that

he knew "my object was not to break the law, but to try the law."

The impulsive and the ambitious of repute may overlook this

consideration, but as I sought neither distinction nor martyrdom, I

acted as I did because no other course was open, and no other person

would take this.

II.

In the year following the prosecution in the Court of Exchequer, Her

Majesty gave me further trouble in discharge of the odious duty imposed

upon her as collector of debts for the Church. As few know to-day how

hateful this impost was, it will be informing to see how the clerical

case was officially stated to me. It began as follows:--

"Mr. George Jacob Holyoake,--Take Notice that in and by certain Rates or

Assessments made by virtue of and for the purposes mentioned in the Act

of Parliament passed in the 4th Year of the Reign of her late Majesty

Queen Ann, Cap. 27, intituled, 'An Act for settling the Impropriate

Tythes of the Parish of Saint Bridgett, alias Bride's, London,' You are

assessed in respect of the Houses, Shops, Warehouses, Cellars, Stables,

Tofts, Grounds, or other Tenements or Hereditaments, within the said

Parish occupied by you, in four several Sums amounting to One pound four

shillings and eightpence for four several Quarters of a Year commencing

at the Feast of The Birth of our Lord Christ, 1854, and ending at the

same Feast in the Year 1855, and that such assessments are made on a

Rental of L74. Dated this 22nd day of May, 1856.

"John William Thomas,

"Collector of the said Rates."

These ecclesiastical cormorants took a hungry survey of every place

containing property on which they could lay hands. After the Rathcormac

massacre, where two sons of the widow Ryan were shot by the soldiers,

employed by the Church in collecting its rates--how appropriate and

consoling it must be to a bereaved mother to read that the rates

commenced to be due at "The Feast of the Birth of our Lord Christ!" Yet

there are people who go about promoting prosecutions for blasphemy, and

with a holy partiality leave untouched outrages like these. The summons

sent to me speaks of the "late Queen Ann," who had been dead 140 years.

Her name being spelt "Ann" shows that she had been dead long enough to

lose the final "e" of her name. The rent of the Fleet Street house was

L74, L400 having been paid for the lease. Each time there came on

the scene the local agent of the Church, who delivered an interesting

intimation as follows:--

"Mr. George Jacob Holyoake,--I do hereby demand payment of One pound

four shillings and eightpence, due from you for Rates made in pursuance

of the Act of Parliament passed in the 4th Year of the Reign of her

late Majesty Queen Ann, Cap. 17, intituled, 'An Act for settling the

Impropriate Tythes of the Parish of Saint Bridgett, alias Brides,

London.' And take notice that unless the same be paid to me within Four

Days next after the demand thereof hereby made, I shall Distrain your

Goods and Chattels, and sell and dispose thereof, and out of the Monies

arising thereby pay the said Sum of Money, and the Costs allowed by the

Acts of Parliament in that case made and provided.

"Dated this 22nd day of May, 1856.

"John William Thomas,

"Collector of the said Rates."

The predatory Vicar of St. Bride's, for whose advantage the contemplated

seizure was being made, remained in the background, praying for my soul

while he picked my pocket, as I regarded his action.

After two or three seizures of property, I sent to the vicar payment

"in kind"--the form in which the payment of tithe was originally

contributed. The chief produce of my farm in Fleet Street consisted

in volumes of the _Reasoner_. I sent the vicar three volumes, which

exceeded in value his demand. He troubled me no more.

The last citation relates to a trial in which Lord Chief Justice

Coleridge was concerned, and Henry Thomas Buckle made a splendid defence

of a poor well-sinker who was afraid of killing the world.

III.

In a Cornish village in 1857 small patch advertisements broke out like

small-pox, of which the following is a copy:--

"BLASPHEMY.

"Any person who has seen a man writing Blasphemous sentences

on Gates or other places in the neighbourhood of Liskeard, is requested

to communicate immediately with Messrs. Pedler and Grylls, Liskeard, or

with the Rev. R. Hobhouse, St. Ive Rectory."

Whether the perturbed Rector of St Ive found out anything, or whether

ashamed, as he might well be, at being mixed up in so miserable a

business, he retired from it, and the Rev. Paul Bush appeared in his

place as a spiritual detective on the pounce, and a poor, eccentric

well-sinker, one Thomas Pooley, was accused of writing in chalk

incoherent words in a hand only intelligible to the all-construing eyes

of the policeman of the Church, who caused to be issued the following

ponderous summons in her Majesty's name:--

"To Thomas Pooley, of the Borough of Liskeard in the County of Cornwall,

Labourer.

"Cornwall to wit, Whereas Information and Complaint (a) hath this day

been laid before the undersigned, one of Her Majesty's Justices of the

Peace in and (b) for the said County of Cornwall by The Reverend Paul

Bush of the Parish of Duloe, in the said County, for that you the said

Thomas Pooley on the twenty-second of May last at the Parish of Duloe,

in the said County, did unlawfully and wilfully compose, write and

publish a certain scandalous, impious, blasphemous and profane Libel of

and concerning the Holy Scriptures and the Christian Religion, and for

having blasphemously spoken against God and profanely scoffed at the

Holy Scripture, and exposed it to contempt and ridicule, and also for

having spoken against Christianity and the established religion.

"These are therefore to command you in Her Majesty's name, to be

and appear on Wednesday the 1st day of July next at 10 o'clock in the

Forenoon, at Treean Gate in the Parish of Lanewath in the said County,

before such said Justices of the Peace for the County as may then

be there, to answer to the said Information and Complaint, and to be

further dealt with according to Law.

"Given under my hand and Seal this 27th day of June, in the year of

our Lord one thousand eight hundred and fifty-seven, at Liskeard in the

County aforesaid.

"James Glencross."

Notes on the summons were:--"(a) If upon Oath insert 'On Oath.' (b)

Erase the words in italic when summons is issued by Justice acting out

of jurisdiction in which he resides."

There is more untruth and holy malevolence in this summons than Pooley

was ever known to be guilty of in all his life. Mr. Bush charges Mr.

Pooley with "wilfully composing" the words complained of. Everybody

in the parish knew that he had not the mental coherence to "compose"

anything. He had neither spoken against God--for he was a believer in

Him--nor was he a preacher either in pulpit or on street corner. Nor

did he "speak" about God, except when he was being stripped in gaol. His

"scoffing against the Holy Scriptures" merely meant that he was incensed

against priests. The charge that he had published a "scandalous,

impious, blasphemous, and profane libel" was simply the reckless,

false, professional language of the clergyman and lawyer who drew up

the summons, which would be counted unscrupulous and venomous in other

persons. In this summons we have the same profanation of the Queen's

name as we have already seen. How can a monarch expect his office or

character to be held in esteem who permits his or her name to be cited

for the purposes of any bigot who has spite in his heart and falsehood

on his lips? People cease to respect a monarch who has no respect for

himself.

There was more of the evil spirit of untruth in the charges in the

summons than in all Mr. Pooley's vague and honest anger. I went down to

Duloe to see Mr. Bush, and found him residing in a spacious house, with

a pleasant outlook of roads and fields before it, while poor Pooley

lived in wells. Why should one so well-placed as the Rev. Paul Bush

conspire to procure twenty-one months' imprisonment for this friendless,

half-demented parishioner? Very likely Mr. Bush was by nature a

kind-hearted clergyman in whom theology generated--

"Words, Which turned the milk of kindness into curds."

At the trial Pooley, who was entirely undefended received a sentence

of twenty-one months' imprisonment. The son of the judge, Sir John Duke

Coleridge, who prosecuted, said, "It was not the prosecution of

opinion in any sense, but society was to be protected from outrage and

indecency." If so, six weeks' imprisonment was more than sufficient in a

case in which there was no wantonness and only half-insane conviction in

it Mr. Thomas Henry Buckle, the famous historian of Civilisation, wrote

in _Fraser_ an indignant and generous denunciation of the sentence, and

those concerned in it. It was the last great letter of a philosopher in

defence of the mental liberty of a poor man, and no equal to it appeared

in the century. I published an account of Pooley's case, which Buckle

saw. Sir John Duke (who afterwards became Lord Chief Justice Coleridge)

had behaved, as prosecuting counsel, better than I knew, as I

admitted when I did know it. Still, the sentence (twenty-one months'

imprisonment) will always stand on record as atrocious, apart from the

irresponsible condition of the offender. The words said to be "spoken,"

and which were made a count in his indictment, were mere exclamations,

provoked by the irritation of gaolers, which the prisoner had neither

means nor intent of publishing. A barrister in court was struck by the

signs of insanity in Pooley, unnoticed by the preoccupied eyes of the

judge and his son.

Pooley, as we have said, was a well-sinker, a tall, strongly-built man

of honest aspect and of good courage and fidelity, who had descended

into a deep well and rescued his master from death. Though not a

philosopher, Pooley, like some who were, was a wild sort of Pantheist.

He thought this world to be an organism, and believed it to be alive;

and such was the tenderness and reverence of his devotion that nothing

could persuade him to dig a well beyond a certain depth, lest he should

wound the heart of the world.

Some years later Lord Coleridge informed me that he did not press the

case against Pooley, and that he had no idea he was of uncertain mind,

nor did his father suspect it. I thought it was impossible they could be

unaware of it, as it was well known to all Liskeard. In justice to Lord

Coleridge's father, I ought to say, that when he subsequently became

aware of Pooley's condition of mind, he at once consented to his

liberation, and Pooley was taken home, after four months' imprisonment,

in the carriage of the governor of the gaol, who had sympathy for him.

Sir William Molesworth and Sir Erskine Perry were, after Mr. Buckle,

the chief instruments of his liberation. The facts I have related of the

Coleridges were not known to me when I first saw Mr. Buckle, who wrote

upon the information I gave him. Pooley was a resolute man, who had

self-respect and would not wear the prison dress. When it was put upon

him he tore it to shreds, and he was left naked in the dark cell in

which he was confined. He would have been made quite mad had he not been

released when he was.

IV.

The last case in which I supply documentary evidence is that concerning

the limelight placed on the Clock Tower at Westminster. No member of

Parliament had thought of it, nor should I, had I not needed it for my

own convenience. I was then secretary to Mr. (afterwards Sir) Joseph

Cowen. When he wished to take part in a division he would ask me to

ascertain whether the House was sitting. In those days there were two

lamp-posts in Palace Yard with three lights each, which were kept in

while the "House was sitting," but when the "House was up" two of the

lights were extinguished. There was no other sign, and I had often

to ride from Redcliffe Square, Brompton, to Palace Yard before the

signal-light could be seen. The limelight had just been perfected, and

it occurred to me that if an effective light was placed on the

Clock Tower it would be conspicuous for miles around, and members of

Parliament, dining in the suburbs, could learn by that sign when the

House was sitting and its absence would indicate that the House was

up. I wrote to Lord John Manners, giving reasons of Parliamentary

convenience for the institution of such a light Lord John was then First

Commissioner of Works. The following is a copy of the letter directed to

be sent to me:--

"Office of Works, 12, Whitehall Place, S.W." It is requested that any

answer to this letter may be directed to The Private Secretary to the

First Commissioner of H.M. Works.

"8--1--68.

"Sir,--I am desired by Lord John Manners to acknowledge with

thanks the receipt of your letter, and suggestions.

"Your faithful servant,

"H. Stuart Wortlev.

"G. J. Holyoake, Esq."

Nothing was done during Lord John Manners' reign as Commissioner of

Works, but when Mr. A. S. Ayrton became Commissioner of the Board,

he found the letter in the archives of the office, and had the light

erected.

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