CHAPTER IV

DINING-ROOMS

The suburban rooms I myself have personally encountered and conquered

have been so truly terrible that, when I look back upon my struggles

with them, I can only wonder that I have survived them in the least

degree. For not only were they either unduly hideous or over-ornamented

in a manner that would strike awe into the boldest soul, but every

window and door gaped wide apart, and were with the fireplaces, put just

where they ought not to be, while in one or two cases the floors had to

be relaid and the doors bodily moved round before the rooms were even

habitable. I could only wonder whether the folks who had lived in some

of them before (two or three were quite new, and these were, save in one

instance, the worst of the lot) had escaped with their lives, or

whether they had all gone away crippled in health and in temper, on a

voyage of discovery to some better and more suitably-designed, eligible

villa residence.

The first room I ever approached with an eye to decoration appeared to

be everything it ought to be, and seemed simply perfect. It was large

and lofty, had two wide and beautiful windows, and a good, deep

fireplace and an excellent floor; but alas! I was not as wise then as I

am now, for my only acquaintance with houses was confined to two family

houses, in which I had lived all my life, and which were properly built,

whatever their other faults might have been: and, in consequence, my

sufferings during the first month in that special dining-room were so

acute that I have never forgotten one of the numerous pangs and torments

I endured: silently, it is true, because then I thought them inevitable,

and it is never any use grumbling against things which must be borne!

But presently sense awoke in my brain, and I saw that nothing which had

caused me such woe need be put up with any longer, and I verily believe

the knowledge I have since developed on the score of house-furnishing

and decoration first became mine in that special house, for I was roused

to the fight with cold and discomfort inseparable from a quiescent

residence in a suburban house, and soon discovered cold could be

expelled did one rise to the occasion and determine that, somehow or

other, one would conquer, and no longer play the ignoramus or the very

painful _rôle_ of the conquered.

In the first place, the door opened straight on the fireplace, and as

the front door--a frail thing of boards and sham stained glass--was

about 6 feet away from it, the cold air rushed in the instant it was

opened, and the heat of the fire flew mainly up the chimney, insuring

that the rest of the room should be more like Siberia than any other

spot. And in the second, the windows need not have been glazed at all so

little did they keep out the outside atmosphere, notwithstanding the

curtains which liberally adorned them, and which used to wave right out

into the room at the very smallest approach of a breeze. When there was

any amount of real wind, the room wasn’t a room any longer, it was one

and the same thing as being in the garden, and anyone can easily

understand how pleasant it was to come down to breakfast there with a

roaring fire going up the chimney and a north or east wind playfully

careering around the table, which, place it how we might, could never be

in anything save a thorough draught.

The first thing to do was to transpose the door, and make it open with

its back to the grate. Then it had to be surrounded with the ever-useful

‘Slater’s patent’; and, as it opened into the room, a species of shelter

was arranged behind it, while a curtain was hung on it--on one of the

rods which open and shut with the door--and a pair of curtains put

outside it. These hung straight down in good heavy folds when we were

alone and there was not very much going in and out; and, as we had a

‘hatch’ into the kitchen, there never was much; but on ‘dinner-party

nights’ the curtains were tied back, and so did not interfere with the

coming and going, as a single undraped curtain always must interfere

either more or less. Then attention was turned to the windows, and

these were surrounded by more ‘Slater’s patent,’ which was liberally

supplemented by putty, because the frames began to shrink away from the

glass in a truly hideous manner, and, in consequence, there were two

gaps, one there, and one where the frames were supposed to fit into the

woodwork round the walls. The woodwork, in its turn, shrank from the

brickwork, and the space had to be filled in with mortar and then

painted over.

Now this special house was not a regulation £60-a-year villa, but was

rented £160, and had a fair garden and good stabling, and was altogether

what may be termed a ‘residence for a gentleman’s family;’ nay, even by

some house-agents, ‘a mansion,’ because it had a second staircase; yet

such is the material used in the suburbs! I repeat, this special house

was a good specimen of the kind, and was not, as might be imagined, a

‘fearful example’ or an isolated case, so I leave my readers to imagine

what the less-expensive buildings can be like, even when they can truly

be advertised as possessing tiled hearths, electric bells and all the

latest improvements, including a fixed bath, hot and cold water laid

on; and other items familiar to those who have gone on heart-breaking

journeys in search of a house, liberally supplied with a sheaf of pink

and fallacious orders from a house agent. In fact, before the

dining-room was livable in, we had to almost reconstruct the windows and

doors; and I only regret that my improvements did not then rise to

putting in a proper grate, for I am sure, if I had done so, the conquest

of the room would have been complete. But unfortunately I did not

realise the horrors of it until all the decorations were done and we had

settled in, and then expense barred the way; not only the expense of the

new grate: that would have been saved in the difference in our winter’s

consumption of coal: but the cost of replacing the Japanese leather

dado, which could not be matched, and, in consequence, would have had to

be renewed entirely, because the grate and mantelpiece could not have

been moved without spoiling at least a yard of it on each side of the

fireplace. A new grate without a new mantel was also impossible, because

the moulded mantelpiece, being round above the grate, was not available

for the slow-combustion stoves, which are always made square. Everyone

should refuse to own a round mantelpiece, because of the impossibility

of adapting such a possession to the proper and only really useful

grate. If, by the way, Japanese leather paper is used for the

dining-room dado, or indeed anywhere for any dado or frieze, an extra

piece should always be purchased at the same time, and kept carefully in

some dry place, and indeed an extra piece of all wall papers should be

secured. Japanese paper particularly can never be matched. I do not

think, in all my large experience, I have ever come across a second

consignment of a pattern I have seen before; therefore it is easy to see

how necessary it is to secure more than one requires at first, else,

should an accident occur, or as in my own case, an improvement be

contemplated, one either has to leave the accident unrepaired or the

improvement undone, because one cannot afford to replace perhaps 24

yards, when a couple at most is all that one really requires.

I have remarked before that in a new house it is absolutely imperative

to have large fires going before we begin our decorations, but it is

such a necessary thing to do that I must repeat the hint once more, for

only after a succession of fires can we see whether the boards and

window frames mean to shrink, and if they do we must apply our means of

alleviation before we begin to paper and paint. At the same time, we may

take it for granted that, try how we may to ascertain them, we shall not

find out the real faults and real virtues of a house until we have lived

in it, just as we never know our friends really until we have stayed

with them or they have stayed with us. But for all that, Slater’s patent

putty, and curtains will help us immensely, and more especially if we

adapt ourselves to the house a little, and realise, for example, that

the head of the table can be just where we like to make it, and need not

be exactly between the door and window with the fire at the back,

because the orthodox dinner-table seems able to stand in no other

position.

Now I maintain that no one should ever buy the regulation long

dinner-table, and that happiness and comfort, to say nothing of beauty,

are much more likely to be found at one that is round or oval than at

one that has the usual British head and foot. If it be round, the master

of the house sits naturally where his place is put for him, but if not

he as naturally gravitates towards the head, regardless of the fact that

his back is scorched and he feels ill and uncomfortable, the while his

feet and hands are in Siberia, and an icy blast plays about his head

because the door opens straight on him, and in consequence he cannot get

out of the range of the bitter wind from the passage or hall, try how he

may to exclude it from the room. Talk about heredity how one will, and

disguise if we dare its dreadful tyranny if we are sufficiently ignorant

on the subject to do so with proper complacency, still I venture to

remark that the dogma is proved to the hilt every day. An ordinary

English family takes possession of the miserable hulks most of our

houses are, and settles down without a struggle against them, to

patiently endure the preventable miseries inseparable therefrom. There

is no real need for any man to sit at the head of a dining-table,

generally twice too long, too, for everyday needs. The side would be

far more comfortable, far more common-sense in every way, but because

the male of the house has always taken his seat in that special

position, perhaps at the commencement of the family in a castle the

walls of which were 3 feet thick, the present day man does the same and

remains there, although he grumbles all the time and ‘wishes to

goodness’ some way might be found by which he could be insured from

being starved with cold or fried to death, or indeed often enough both

at the same time. Therefore is it well to have a round table, for

anywhere there can be the head or the foot, and the man at once accepts

the new position, without demur; but given the ordinary table, nothing

will move him, argue as we will and demonstrate as we may how infinitely

better, in every possible manner, another seat would be for him.

Of course, if the house be accepted as it is, nothing can ever make it

nice, be sure of that. If it be wind and water-tight, and that is a rare

experience, the so-called decorations will either be terrible, or else

will ‘swear’ continually at the belongings we bring to put amidst them.

Lucky is the woman who finds dirty paint and torn and smudged papers

and who does not come across an obstinate landlord and a

‘newly-decorated house.’ If she does and she possesses an ordinary

husband who thinks anything does so long as it is clean and tidy, she

should flatly refuse to enter it, for if she has artistic taste her life

henceforward will be nothing but misery; for, absurd as it may seem,

real pain and discomfort are given by ugly or incongruous belongings;

and I venture to state boldly that people would be much happier did they

own and realise this fact, and give over priding themselves on ‘rising

above their surroundings,’ a thing no one possessed of the smallest eye

for colour or form was ever really able to do. Superior folk always tell

us we can, just as they say we ought not to be influenced by the

weather, yet ‘ought’ doesn’t come into the matter at all. Maybe we ought

not, but then we ought not to be ill or grow old, or be irritable, or

anything but severely virtuous and good in every _rôle_ we have to play

during life, but all these things _are_ or _are_ not. What they and we

_ought_ to be or to do is quite another matter, as anyone with a grain

of sense will, I think, admit.

[Illustration: DINING-ROOM AT WAYSIDE.]

When, therefore, we have duly circumvented the draughts and dangers

which await us in the ordinary suburban house, the next thing we have to

consider is either how to paint and paper and furnish, or how to

decorate to suit the goods we may already possess. If we have already

got our furniture, the paint and paper must be bought with an eye to

those. Yet as a rule it is so easy to re-cover dining-room furniture

that no one should be debarred from having a pretty room because they

have ugly seats to their chairs, or own perchance a set of frightful

curtains. I am no advocate for cheap materials, which appeal to a

‘threepenny public,’ and scarcely last until they are made up, such

fleeting joys are they: but I unhesitatingly say that, given the choice

between ruby velvet and Wallace’s old gold diamond serge, or pale blue

‘Tanjore cloth’ from Shoolbred, the ruby velvet may depart as far as I

am concerned, and I should put up the other colour in the cheap

material, knowing full well that the beautiful colour would always

delight me, while the velvet would disgust me every time that I entered

the room. The same remark applies to the carpet. If it be ‘handsome,’

generally another word for something too hideous for words, put it into

the next sale that is handy. Somehow ‘handsome carpets,’ always fetch

splendid prices at sales, where even good furniture is almost given

away. Then buy one of the many charming carpets Smee & Cobay, or

Wallace, or Hewetson sell, according to taste and means; remembering

that all carpets are merely backgrounds to the furniture, and should

never attract attention to themselves in any way. One very soon tires of

a pattern, an obtrusive pattern that is to say, while one never can tire

of soft shades of the same colour, or else of the excellent

‘drawing-room’ Turkey carpets or Bokhara carpets, sold by Bartholomew &

Fletcher and Shoolbred, which suit almost any room, and fit in with any

style of decoration. If, in removing to a new house, the mistress has to

consider her furniture and curtains and carpet, she must look at them

carefully before she begins her instructions to the decorator. Suppose

for example she has a big sideboard, ten or twelve walnut or oak chairs,

with shabby leather seats, an orthodox table, and perhaps a

writing-table, she will, as a rule, come to the end of her impedimenta.

Her first endeavour should be to get whoever may be coming into her

house to take curtains and carpets at a valuation; her second to put

them in a sale; then she can proceed joyfully, spending the proceeds on

new ones, which may be much simpler, but will be much more artistic, and

so much more satisfactory to live with in every way. If however she has

a pretty carpet and curtains, and they will not quite adapt themselves

to the room, what is she to do? In the first place if the carpet is too

large it is best to return it, if possible, to the shop where it was

bought to be re-made into a square, and edged with a nice woollen

fringe, if, indeed it was not born square as all carpets should be, and

furnished with a good border. The worn parts are thus eliminated but

should be carefully kept for mending purposes. In the second place, if

it is too small and cannot be matched, it should be surrounded by

matting, staining, or plain brown cork carpet according to the state of

the boards, and should be supplemented by a large Eastern rug in the

windows or by the fire unless the carpet is too small or too frankly

British for such treatment. In that case it must be sold or relegated to

another room. Unless this is done the result of any manœuvres which

may be made with it can only result in abject and total failure. If the

carpet be available and be of the new kind of Turkey carpet, it is well

to have a good yellow and brown scheme for one’s decoration; and, in any

case we must have some kind of a dado and that must be sought after very

carefully, for sometimes one can come across a real bargain in oak

panelling, to be sought for with most chances of success at Hewetson’s

and at Bartholomew & Fletcher’s; while Godfrey Giles’ ‘goehring’ and

‘Glastonbury’ dados are inexpensive and really good and what they are

meant to be. Personally I am devoted still to Japanese leather paper,

and these are all the materials I really care about for a dining-room

dado, though anaglypta is not to be despised. At the same time it is

generally 1s. a yard unpainted and one can get for the same price a good

Japanese leather which does not require painting, so there is no reason

for choosing the one in preference to the other. A gold and brown

leather paper dado should be the first thing to procure, either at

Liberty’s or Knowles’. Sometimes one has it, sometimes the other; it’s

all a matter of ‘consignments’ after all, and knowing where to search

for what one requires. Then all the paint everywhere must be ‘tea-pot’

or ‘earth-brown,’ while above the dado should be either a vivid yellow

paper, an orange, or a soft brown, according to the aspect of the room

itself. Orange and yellow look best in a sunless chamber, and a really

soft brown, something like the palest shade of chocolate, or the deepest

of _café-au-lait_, harmonises best with sunshine that pours into the

room from the first thing in the morning until late in the afternoon.

Then attention should be turned to the chairs, and if expense bars them

from being re-covered in soft brown leather, and take my word for it,

there’s ‘nothing like leather’ where dining-room chairs are concerned,

we can either fall back on ‘Pantasote,’ a species of crocodile-looking

material sold by any upholsterer, or we can use stamped and ribbed

velveteen from Shoolbred, or Wallace’s frisé velvet in golden brown,

which will transform the chairs at once, and bring them into harmony

with their surroundings, the while new yellow diamond serge curtains are

hung, and a diamond serge tablecloth, with a darker velveteen or frisé

velvet border laid on is placed on the table. If the awful sideboard

must be kept, we must make it as bearable as we can by placing a coarse

linen and Greek lace cloth on it which exactly fits the top, and just,

and only just, hangs over the edge. We can keep three plants there when

the sideboard is not in use at meal-times, but should, as a matter of

course, allow nothing whatever in the way of plate and dinner-table

accessories to spoil the appearance of the room. Such a room would be

quite simple, quite inexpensive, yet always a joy to live in, especially

if the rules of plain paint, ivory-coloured cornice and papered ceilings

are adhered to here as elsewhere. Trifles these things may be, but on

trifles depend success in furnishing, which never can be perfect if the

smallest matter is passed over which is not quite what it ought to be

merely because it is too ‘trivial to matter.’

There are about three different styles of windows in suburban

residences, and these are the bow, the ordinary sash, and what I call

the ‘_Randolph Caldecott_’ window; and all these can be most

successfully treated without using the abominable and expensive roller

blind to which Britons are so deeply, so almost irrevocably attached. We

have less sunshine than almost any other nation under heaven, yet we of

all people cling to the useless and truly ugly window blind with a

devotion worthy of a nobler cause. Still I have hopes that constant

preaching may do something, and that in time we may realise the fact

that nothing but outside blinds are of the smallest use in really hot

weather, and that curtains are meant to draw, and that should they fail

to be anything save melancholy wisps at the end of an expanse of glass,

they are not only useless but absolutely ridiculous in the eyes of any

artistic person. The ordinary bow window, if small has been so often

written about that I really cannot think it necessary to dwell upon it

again; and is it not illustrated not only in _From Kitchen to Garret_,

now a respectable classic nine years old, but in Wallace’s catalogue,

and Smee & Cobay’s, and doubtless in others too? But a larger one has

not been illustrated that I know of, and while the fundamental lines to

go on should be those of the small window, the material curtains should

be long, there should be no window-seat in the dining-room--unless there

are a couple of windows and no third sitting-room--and the muslin

curtains, which are fixed on the window frames and take the place of

blinds, should be supplemented by four long muslin curtains, frilled

each side, to go under the material curtains in the centre of the bow,

and two, frilled one side only, to go one each side at the end of the

bow. These curtains should be crossed at the top, and held back high up

with wide frilled bands of muslin similar to that used for the curtains.

As a rule H. Gorringe’s spotted muslin sold ready frilled is the best

material for this purpose, but I am very fond of Wallace’s ‘Guipure

vitrage’ for the curtains on the window. If this be used, the long

curtains should be of Guipure too, taking care to have a double edge to

the centre curtains, and a single one to those which go at the end of

the bow.

The ordinary sash window, if short, should be treated like the centre

window of the small bow window, but if it reaches from floor to ceiling

it should have the double set of muslin curtains which I have just been

writing about. Then we have only the Caldecott windows to

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deal with, and these, unless we are much overlooked, should have one set

of stout material curtains only. As a rule these windows are divided

into two parts, the top filled in with stained glass and immovable, the

second plain glass and opening either straight out or straight into the

room. The rods for the material curtains should come below the stained

glass, and each curtain should be placed to go down the wooden part of

the window frame only, and each small curtain should be drawn to keep

out the sun as required. If muslin must be had in addition to the

material, it must, should the window open out or into the room, be

fluted on a couple of rods, which are placed top and bottom of the

window itself. But if the window open outwards frilled muslin curtains

can be arranged on rods on the window frames, to remain in place whether

the window is open or shut, an arrangement which is imperative should

neighbours be close, or at anyrate, if we are provided with ‘Caldecott’

windows in our bedrooms. I do not advise a window-seat unless we have

two windows, because no one should ever sit in the dining-room unless it

is positively necessary to do so, and, moreover, it is well to use the

space for a writing-table and chair in any but a really large house,

and that is a place about which I am not writing at this moment. Here

can the husband devote some of his time to household matters and letters

of friendship when he is at home, while if there is no third room the

mistress can use the desk in the day-time, albeit I trust she may have

her own in the drawing-room, that is, if she cannot utilise some

upstairs room, although under no circumstances can I advise the stuffy

and stupid muddle of so-called ‘boudoir bedroom.’

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Now one word about the curtains which may possibly have to be used,

which may be artistic and pretty, and yet may not quite fit the bow

windows. If they are too long and wide anyone can tackle them; if they

are too short it is easy to make them longer by adding as much holland

at the top as is required, and then covering that with an adaptation of

Mr Ernest Newton’s turned-over draperies. If the original curtain is a

plain material, as, indeed, all curtains should be, the holland should

be covered by a deep flounce edged with trellis fringe, of some figured

material, either a good tapestry or my pet printed velveteen. If the

curtain be figured the turn-over drapery should be in plain Bokhara

plush or velveteen, while cheap serge curtains can be lengthened by

merely joining on more serge at the top, and hiding the join with a

narrow piece of ball-fringe merely tacked on. If the curtains are too

narrow, they can be widened with a deep flounce or frill of soft Surah

silk, or even sateen, in some plain colour, but these devices should

only be resorted to if the curtains are really worth saving; if not, it

is far better in every way to sell them, or give them away--the

ever-ravenous Kilburn establishment is always open to such gifts--and

purchase others, which can not only fit the windows, but at once allow

us to have, perhaps, far more harmonious surroundings.

Of course, if we are in the heavenly position of having no old

furniture, and can set to work with a free hand, and sufficient money to

enjoy ourselves, we can at once do just as we like. But no! even then we

have to consider the special room and how best to circumvent its

idiosyncrasies. As a rule the door is on the same side as the

fire-place, or else exactly opposite it, and we may have recesses on

each side of the fire-place, or we may have only an expanse of straight

wall beyond the door, and not a recess in the whole place. This latter

is the worse fate of the two. The recesses can always be filled either

with the charming buffets made both by Smee & Cobay, and Wallace, or by

colourable copies of the same without backs, made to fit the recesses,

which I do not advise, save in cases where money is a great object: then

and then only such an arrangement could be allowed. The shelves could be

on brackets and the wall behind hidden by little sateen curtains, sateen

curtains replacing the doors in the cupboard part. These shelves could

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be made by any amateur carpenter and are in any case much better

possessions than the dreary, little, badly-made sideboard one finds all

too often in far too many suburban residences. These sideboards are

machine-made and are cheap and nasty, generally coming to pieces after

the first fires have been lighted and always smelling of varnish, and

looking more depressing than I can say. If the wall be recessless, and

long and hopelessly flat, we should have a good buffet-sideboard in the

centre of the wall, in either some good brown wood, or else in my pet

stained

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green material with copper hinges and fixtures, but with no

looking-glass about it anywhere, and with nooks and odd places generally

for china and odds-and-ends. Then on one side of the fireplace should be

the dinner wagon, as illustrated, made from my ideas by Wallace. The

wood can be stained green, and the tray is copper. This is removable,

and allows the maid to carry out plates, china, etc. without an effort,

thus very greatly simplifying the mysteries known as ‘clearing away.’

There should be about ten chairs in the ordinary dining-room and these

could have stained green frames, and either orange or bright red leather

seats. In this case the wall-paper should be real sealing-wax red and

cream over a stained green dado, or else real bright orange over the

same kind of base to the wall. If money is a great object the seats can

be rush, but leather should be managed if possible, and the real orange

or bright red are as novel as they are artistic and beautiful with the

green furniture. A soft green carpet with very little pattern on, should

be chosen, and soft green curtains. The other colour selected should be

introduced at the top of the curtain in the turned-over top, which

should be of printed velveteen; and if the rush-seated chairs are used,

a couple of arm-chairs for the master and mistress should be procured.

If there be no third room, leather arm-chairs must be bought and placed

one each side of the fire; for here, alas! the husband must smoke if he

indulges in that detestable habit, for unless there is a tiny

conservatory, and there often is fortunately, even in quite small

suburban houses, he will have no other place. But given the conservatory

he can smoke there. It can always be made warm and pretty, and his

smoking will be good for the plants, and that at anyrate will be some

small consolation to him.

Let no one ever persuade suburban residents either to purchase their

furniture in a desperate hurry, or to buy what is called modern or

Flemish oak, or that most hideous material of all real pale, light oak,

which can never be anything save an absolute abomination. As a rule, the

modern oak is flimsy to a degree, and is also detestable in design and

in manner and style. I would rather have the simplest possible deal

furniture, stained brown or green according to my fancy, than either of

these materials, which nothing can make bearable in the smallest degree,

and I am sure anyone who has had the experience of modern oak I have

had--not in my own person, I know better than that; but in the person of

others--would never contemplate it for one single moment. If by the way,

the hall of the house is blue, it were well to keep the dining-room to

the brown and yellow scheme, taking care the draperies in the hall are

Wallace’s diamond serge, and that the inside _portière_ is in yellow

printed velveteen, which can be repeated in the turned-over draperies in

the curtains. Or we can have orange and cream, having brown wood and

orange leather, and a real Eastern carpet with an orange ground which

can be found, and therefore must be hunted for, for I have seen them now

at Cardinal & Hertford’s, now at Bontor’s in New Bond Street, now at

Hewetson’s, and again once more at Liberty’s. Know what you want dear

readers! and have that and that only, and not the ‘next article,’ so

shall you achieve artistic salvation and in no other way at all; for be

sure if one shop does not possess the real thing, another will, and that

patience is required in shopping, as well as faith and many other of the

cardinal virtues.

But let not the very smallest householder that exists allow herself to

have gas in her sitting-rooms on any account at all, neither let her

condescend to keep above her head the hideous centre-piece in plaster

work which is always provided for house-owners save in the more artistic

(and more draughty) houses which have panelled ceilings, the plaster

part of which should be coloured cream, and the panels themselves

filled in with anaglypta, or else with ordinary ceiling paper

judiciously arranged. The plaster rose can be removed in a moment, and

replaced by a hook from which a good duplex lamp from Benson & Company

in New Bond Street, should be hung, with either a pierced copper or opal

glass shade, and this gives light enough for any ordinary occasion;

extraordinary ones can have extra light from candles placed on the

buffets or sideboard, and in sconces on the mantel and over-mantel, as

shown in sketch, the duplex lamp being lighted or not as the mistress

likes much or little light, or possesses, as she may possibly possess,

branched silver candlesticks, or the equally beautiful Sheffield plated

ones which she can place on her table on very grand occasions.

Of course, endless schemes of decoration can be evolved every year,

whenever the new papers come out and new materials are produced, but

there are certain things which never alter and which should always be

recollected. First among them is the fact that we cannot possibly have

too much real colour, and that far from demanding the timid compromises

so dear to English folk, our climate and atmosphere clamour for real

sealing-wax reds, deep oranges, clear yellows, and beautiful blues, and

that nothing should make us temporise and have instead the smudgy

terra-cottas, crude greens, ghastly lemons, and dull greys and browns

which are so liberally provided for us by the usual paper-hanger. Then

we must recollect that anything we buy must harmonise with what we have,

while, if we have nothing--and happy is she who can begin anew and

unhampered by old horrors in the fresh abode--we must buy nothing in a

hurry, nothing that does not suit the special place it is meant for. We

had better have one good chair than a dozen ugly ones. Also we must

recollect that pictures, plants and ornaments are the hallmarks of a

home, which cannot exist without them, for these things judiciously

chosen and arranged, and not overdone, are after all what turn the worst

suburban villa that ever was designed into an artistic abode. But then

not one detail must be forgotten, neither the bell handles, the fenders,

fire-irons nor finger-plates nor door handles which should be all

artistic and all in one material, either beaten iron or copper, or the

humbler yet satisfactory plain and untortured brass.

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