LXXIII

In the summer of the fateful year of 1853, a city of canvas tents

sprang up, like a growth of giant mushrooms, on Chobham Common, and the

evolutions of the troops encamped thereon, converted that usually bare

and arid expanse of heath into the semblance of a vast market-garden

crammed with perambulatory beds of the gayest and most flaunting

flowers. Ere long a Grand Military Display took place under the eyes

of British Royalty and various Foreign Crowned Heads--not to mention a

hundred thousand representatives of the British Public, whom coaches,

carriages, brakes, vans, gigs, market-carts, shandrydans, nags, and the

humble efforts of Shank’s Mare had brought to the scene of action.

Do you hear the trumpets crying and the bugles calling, and the

batteries of the Royal Artillery thundering from the sandy heights

overlooking the arena of mimic warfare? while withering volleys of

blank cartridge from a line of white-duck trousered Infantry two miles

long, shattered the glass of windows at Bagshot Hall (and, it is said,

at Farnborough) and--to the profound relief of the Special Artists

employed by the illustrated newspapers--caused the subsequent charge of

the Cavalry Brigade commanded by H.R.H. the Duke of Bambridge, to be

executed under cover of a dense and impenetrable cloud of smoke, jagged

through with spurting jets of fire.

The same sort of thing--strange to record--was taking place on the

other side of the Channel. Upon the extensive green billiard-table of

the Bruyeres, sufficiently near the French Military barrack-camp of

Helfaut, the training-maneuvers of some ten thousand representatives

of every service branch of the French Army were duly succeeded by a

Grand Inspection, carried out by Monsiegneur the Marshal de St. Arnaud,

Minister of War. A sham battle followed in the presence of the Emperor

and Empress, fresh from a triumphal tour throughout the North of France.

You are to suppose the heavy brazen field-guns belching and bellowing,

whole miles of Minié rifles blazing and cracking, the crowds of

spectators scattering for their lives as the Chasseurs de Vincennes

advanced in column at the gymnastic pace of one hundred and eighty

steps a minute, and the mounted Chasseurs charged, thundering over

the wet soggy ground. Decorations were distributed to distinguished

commanders, and a few smart sous-officiers in brand-new uniforms. Louis

David painted the beautiful Empress in the braided tunic of a Hussar,

wearing a beaver with a military plume, and mounted on a handsome

charger. What earthly brush, asked the Imperial Press organ in a gush

of inky rapture, could do justice to the grace of the Emperor?

In sober truth, the little, big-headed man with the long body and the

short legs, was a finished master of the equestrian _haute école_. Few

men in France could handle a horse better; and as he passed along the

lines upon some splendid animal, he would turn its head towards the

eagle-topped standard of each regiment, compelling his beast to bow

and caracole as its rider did homage to the avuncular emblem. This

circus-rider’s trick, no matter how often repeated--never failed to

elicit a genuine shout of “_Vive l’Empereur!_”

And what of the Northern potentate, England’s old friend and ally,

for whose warning and instruction these remarkable international

demonstrations of military power had been devised and carried out?

Physically the biggest man in his vast Empire, there was no moral

littleness about Nicholas. He was wary and subtle and diplomatic, but

he was not cunning or sly. He was a galloping terror to dishonest,

peculating officials--it is on record what retribution followed his

hawklike swoop upon the Imperial Dockyard at Cronstadt, where stores

and materials of war--being conveyed in at one of the three gates, and

duly registered by the clerks of the Receiving Department, were by a

second gate, _convanient_--as Mrs. Geogehagan would have said--smuggled

out again, and brought back _per_ medium of the third; once more to be

debited against, and paid for by the Russian Government. Also, there

was at this date--sweeping the streets of Sevastopol in company with

other persons, distinctively attired, shaven in sections, and adorned

as to the legs with irons--a convict who had--previously to the Tsar’s

last visit to that important naval stronghold--shone glorious in bright

green cloth, belaced cocked hat, and golden epaulets, as Governor of

that place.

For--though this Tsar would have dearly liked to be sole master

of Europe--though he would have gladly renamed the Bosphorus and

built a new St. Petersburg at the mouth of the Dardanelles--though

it would have gratified him to add Afghanistan and India to his

dominions--though he was often unscrupulous in the spreading of nets

for the catching of able men--though he would sacrifice soldiers

in hundreds of thousands, did he deem it necessary for the safety

of his State and his religion--though he punished Treason--real

or imaginary--with the knout and imprisonment, Siberian exile

or death--one cannot deny him to have been a high-minded and

honest-souled, if prejudiced and narrow gentleman; who strove,

according to his lights, to be just towards men, and upright before God.

There was not a drop of coward’s blood in him--those who hated him

most were ready to admit that. He would, in his grandson’s place, have

gone out from the Winter Palace alone to meet the strikers who carried

the ikons, on that 18th of January, 1905. He threw all Russia into

mourning, but he would never have marked upon the Calendar that red

St. Vladimir’s Day. Nor, having converted a peaceable demonstration

into a general massacre of children, nursemaids, discontented workmen,

and harmless citizens--would he have sat shuddering and shaking in his

guarded palace, and left his mother to play the man.

* * * * *

Though getting somewhat stout, stiff, and elderly by this time,

Nicholas was still what Mrs. Geogehagan, seeing his portrait in

the illustrated newspapers borrowed from the Mess by the Colonel’s

lady--approvingly termed “a fine upstanding figure av a man.” After

the Peace of 1815, being then a handsome young Colossus of twenty, he

had cut a dashing figure at the various Courts of Europe.... English

Society had adored and _fêted_ him--adipose elderly dowagers who had

at that date been famous dancing beauties, boasted of having been his

partners in the then newly-imported waltz.

* * * * *

In the _Memoirs_ of the late Dowager-Duchess of Strome--who as Lady

Margaretta Bawne, was a Maid of Honor to Princess Victoria, and

subsequently Lady of the Bed-chamber to the young Queen--you will

find in the chapter headed “How We Danced when I was Young” a vivid

description of a waltz experienced with the superb Grand Duke at one of

Almack’s Balls.

“It was,” says the venerable _raconteuse_, “like dancing with a

human cyclone. After the first glissade and twirl my sandals quitted

the floor--seldom to revisit it until the stopping of the music put

a termination to the furious revolutions of the dance. During the

ordeal--witnessed by an admiring crowd comprising several Crowned

Heads and half the notabilities of Europe--I lost my slippers--my

coronet--my combs--and finally my consciousness--which returned to

me--in a shock of alarmed modesty--with the resounding salute imprinted

on my cheek by His Imperial Highness at the final arpeggio.”

Lord! how we had flattered and praised and quoted him--the huge hard

man whom, for some occult reason, we now stigmatized as “The Northern

Barbarian.” He had ceased to dance when he commenced to reign--unlike

Sire my Friend, who gyrated for the admiration of his Court--as he

made his charger caracole for the approval of his Army. The Emperor

who, unarmed and unattended by even an _aide-de-camp_, had quelled

an insurrection among his Guards by giving the order to pile arms in

that bellowing Minotaur voice of his, would have ridden over--not

before--those soldiers who did not cheer.

He had no reason to be pleased with the Ruler of the Ottoman

Empire--whose tottering throne he had bolstered in 1833 and again--in

alliance with England and the two leading Powers of Germany--in 1840.

A Firman issued by the Sultan, according to the Latin Church the Key

of the great door of the Church at Bethlehem, and a Key to each of the

doors of the Altar of the Sacred Manger--and bestowing upon France

the permission to inlay on the floor of the Grotto of the Divine

Nativity an arrogant Silver Star,--doubtless emblazoned with the

Imperial Eagle--had kindled the Autocrat of all the Russias--in his

anointed character as Supreme Head of the Orthodox Church--to flaming

indignation. Nor had the diplomatic representative of Great Britain

at Constantinople--by terming the resulting dispute “a wordy war of

denominational trivialities”--cast else but oil upon the roaring flame.

Later, when Moslem troops under Omar Pasha were dispatched by the

Sublime Porte--acting under advice from a certain suspected quarter--to

operate against the Greek Christian rayahs of Montenegro--a pretty

euphemism for the plundering and burning of farms and villages--the

torture of men--the violation of women and the cutting of children’s

throats--the Barbarian of the North dispatched a small installment of

fifty thousand troops into the Danubian Principalities--picketed the

shaggy horses of his Cavalry with their noses against the frontiers of

Moldavia--ascertained that upon a certain date the foundries of Rostof

and Taganrog would infallibly carry out their contract to deliver a

mere trifle of nine hundred thousand iron projectiles of all sorts and

sizes--and sat down to play the game.

With movings of Divisions and Brigades, and marchings and

counter-marchings. With Imperial Inspections, Reviews, and sham

fights on a scale as colossal as himself. With repetitions of that

effect of the vast market-garden of perambulatory beds of the most

brilliantly-hued flowers, when a hundred thousand troops of all arms

were maneuvered at the Camp of Krasnoé Sélo. Replying to great Naval

Demonstrations at Spithead and Queenstown, Havre, and Brest and Toulon,

culminating in combined visits of the French and English fleets to

Turkish waters, with ominous increase of activity at Cronstadt and

Revel, and menacing, ominous movements of steam and sailing-squadrons

in the Baltic and on the Black Sea.

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