A MODERN HEBREW HUMORIST

Though Hebrew literature is commonly reckoned as one of the ancient

literatures it has an advantage over them which is not inconsiderable. It

is that while no other ancient literature can be said to have ever risen

to any remarkable height of excellence after the close of its golden age,

in the case of the Hebrew there were at least three noteworthy revivals

after its first classical period had ended. The first occurred some time

about the return of the ancient Hebrews from the Babylonian exile to

Palestine; the second during the Middle Ages in Spain, France, and Italy;

and the third in modern times in Galicia, a country which forms part of

the Austrian empire. During the second half of the eighteenth century a

small band of writers of Hebrew prose and poetry, who may be regarded as

the founders of what is now termed the Galician school, flourished there.

The foremost representative of the school was Isaac Erter.

He was born in the year 1792 in a small Galician village called

Janischock. His father, a poor innkeeper, in spite of his indigence, did

not neglect to have his son educated in Hebrew and Talmudical lore. When

young Erter had made some progress in these studies, which, by the way, he

only learnt mechanically and on no fixed plan, his father caused him to

marry a Rabbi's daughter, who, however, died within the first year after

their marriage. Old Erter, however, insisted upon his son marrying again;

and the second marriage proved a very happy one, in spite of the

difficulties which a married man with no definite means of subsistence is

bound to encounter. Perhaps to relieve the monotony of his life he mixed

with the members of a strange religious sect known by the name of

“Chassidim.” Their chief characteristics were the hilarity and excitement

of their lives, and their passionate devotion to their spiritual leader

called “Rebbe.” Although these “Rebbes” are, as a rule, illiterate

persons, they are nevertheless held in high esteem by their devotees, who

credit them with the possession of supernatural powers, by means of which

they are able to work miracles. But, after a time, Erter grew weary of

this society and its absurd practices, and went to live at Lemberg, the

capital of Galicia. There he soon became acquainted with several young men

of talent and culture who interested themselves on his behalf, and

procured him pupils whom he instructed in Hebrew and religious subjects.

They also made him acquainted with the works of Maimonides and

Mendelssohn, to the study of which he later on devoted many of his leisure

hours. He here passed three happy years (from 1813 to 1816), and enjoyed

the society and friendship of some genial spirits, among whom may

particularly be mentioned Rapoport, afterwards Chief Rabbi of Prague, and

Nachman Krochmal, the renowned Hebrew scholar and philosopher.

Subsequently when Jacob Ornstein, the then Chief Rabbi of Lemberg, heard

of the existence among his flock of a small and youthful band who occupied

themselves with the study of secular subjects, he became alarmed, and

forthwith excommunicated all the culprits. The immediate effect of this

upon Erter was the loss of his pupils, and with them of his livelihood. He

consequently decided to settle in the neighbouring town of Brody. On his

arrival there he met with a hearty reception from the enlightened section

of the Jewish community, and as a new Jewish school had just been

inaugurated there he was entrusted with its management. After a short

time, however, he resigned his position, and made up his mind to prepare

himself for a more independent calling. With this object Erter left his

grown-up family of daughters in charge of some friends and went to

Buda-Pesth, at the university of which town he intended to prepare himself

for the medical profession. He was then thirty-three years old, and had

neither money nor friends to assist him, but after five years' hard study,

accompanied by severe privations, he succeeded in passing all the

necessary examinations, and took his degree, and soon after began to

practise in the country. It so happened that at that time the cholera was

raging, and as Erter displayed considerable skill in dealing with the

epidemic, he drew upon himself the attention of the Austrian government,

which entrusted him with the task of preparing certain essays, treating of

the origin and spread of contagious diseases. Ultimately he returned to

Brody, and continued to practise there, making himself especially popular

among the poor, who found in him a kindly benefactor. His leisure time he

devoted to his favourite occupation, the composition of Hebrew essays, or

rather satires on Jewish subjects. He usually sent them to his literary

friends to be read and criticized before allowing them to be printed in

the current Hebrew periodicals. Among them he reckoned, in addition to

Rapoport and Krochmal, Professor S. D. Luzzatto, Shalom Cohen (editor of

the Hebrew periodical _Bikurey-Ha-Ittim_, and Dr. Letteris, the subsequent

editor and publisher of Erter's collected writings under the title of

‪הצופה לבית ישראל‬^[129-1].

The last years of Erter's life were again visited by various trials,

chiefly caused by the untimely death of his two married daughters, to whom

he had been deeply attached. He did not, however, survive them long. He

died in the year 1851.

From what has been said it will be seen that Erter's life was a hard one,

and it is to this very circumstance that the existence of the excellent

Hebrew satires contained in the _Zophe_ is due. His sad experiences during

the early part of his married life, his association with the “Chassidim,”

the treatment he had received at the hands of the Chief Rabbi of Lemberg,

and, finally, the observations he had made in his capacity as a medical

practitioner—all these, and many other things, are graphically described

therein. His style is full of humour and sarcasm, and the book possesses

the true mark of excellence, inasmuch as familiarity with it merely adds

to its attractiveness. Erter also wrote some poetical pieces, but they

bear no comparison with his masterly prose, which, as Graetz well says,

has points of resemblance to that of Heine.

The titles of the satires in question are: 1. ‪מאזני משקל.‬ 2. ‪הצופה‬

‎‪בשובו מקארלסבאד.‬ 3. ‪גלגול נפש.‬ 4. ‪תשליך.‬ 5. ‪תלונת סני וסנסני

‪וסמנגלוף.‬ 6. ‪חסידות וחכמה,‬ and each section treats of a different

subject. It would be no easy task for any one to reproduce in English, or

in any other language, the many beauties of form and style found in the

original Hebrew of these satires. Equally difficult would it be to arrange

them in order of merit, since each has a peculiar charm of its own. But

the following free translation of some parts of the satire, entitled

‪גלגול נפש‬ (“Transmigration of the Soul”), may, perhaps, give the reader

a faint idea of Erter's methods. It begins as follows:—

“I am a physician, and it is my duty to heal the wounds, and to procure a

remedy for every disease of the body. It is true that those of my

colleagues, who can boast of possessing high-sounding titles, look down

upon me with a certain contempt, inasmuch as they think that they alone

have a right to speak with authority of things they do not know much

about. But I am, nevertheless, as well qualified a medical practitioner as

they are, and my patients do not fare worse than theirs. The only

difference between them and myself is, perhaps, to be found in the fact

that they drive to their patients' houses in splendid carriages, while I

visit mine on foot. For the more horses and carriages a physician has, the

more knowledge and medical skill is attributed to him by the members of

the Jewish faith. Moreover, these distinguished and betitled physicians,

who are mostly employed by the wealthy classes of the community, are

generally handsomely rewarded for their services, even when their patients

die an untimely death, for among the rich even death is an expensive

affair. But I, whose chief practice is carried on among the poor, am

seldom rewarded for my services, and if any of them die, then his or her

soul ‘goes out for nothing.’

“I once passed in front of the house in which one of my patients had died

shortly before. He did not die quite suddenly, but had been ill for some

time, and I was called in to prescribe for him. He happened to be well

off, and after I had visited him once or twice, and he got no better, a

great crowd of his female neighbours and relations came—for the rich are

always surrounded by their relatives and pretended friends—and said

compassionately: ‘This poor sufferer is still in bed, and shall we keep

silence? Can that man (pointing to me) be expected to restore him to

health again? Where are his horses, and where is his carriage? Let us call

in some better and more skilful men, and let them have a consultation

about the case!’ Better and more skilful men were summoned; they arrived

and examined the patient. They then nodded their wise heads, and

prescribed a new medicine, which, having been fetched from the

apothecary's shop, was given to the patient. He took it once or twice, and

was soon after ‘gathered to his fathers.’”

Here follows a long and humorous description of the author's meeting with

the soul of his recently departed patient. The soul told him the story of

its many adventures during its long earthly career; how it frequently

passed over from one body into another, and how it had once also been

transferred from the body of an ass into that of a physician. In that

capacity, the soul informed the author that it had prospered greatly, not

on account of its cleverness or ability, but because it had acted on

certain practical rules which it recommended the author to follow in his

profession. The soul then goes on to explain what they are:—

“1. Powder your hair white, and place on the table of your study a human

skull and some curious skeletons of the animal world. Those coming to you

for medical advice will then say that your hair must surely have turned

white through overwork in your profession, and through your protracted

studies in the domain of natural science.

“2. Fill your library with large-sized books that are richly bound in red

and gold. No matter whether you ever open and read them or not, people

will always have a high opinion of your great acquirements and wisdom.

“3. Sell and pawn everything for the sake of having a carriage of your

own. Your patients may die right and left through your errors of judgment,

yet the fact of having your carriage waiting outside their doors will

shield you from adverse criticism.

“4. If called to a patient you must pay less attention to him and his

malady than to those persons who are round about him. On leaving the

sick-room assume a grave face, and say that the case is a very critical

one. Should the patient die then you will have hinted at his death; but

if, on the other hand, he gets well again, his relations and friends will

naturally attribute his recovery to your extraordinary medical skill.

“5. Have as little as possible to do with the poor. For, as they will only

send for you in hopeless and desperate cases, you will not gain any honour

or reward by attending them. Be therefore exceedingly reserved with them,

and keep them at a distance. Let them wait outside your house, and those

who pass by will look with amazement at the crowd patiently waiting to

obtain your services.

“6. Consider every medical practitioner as your natural enemy, and speak

always of him with the utmost disparagement. If he happens to be young,

then you must say that he has not had sufficient experience, and can do no

good; and if he is old, you must declare that either his eyesight is bad,

or that he is a little crazy, and is not fit to be trusted in important

cases.

“7. If asked to take part in a consultation with other physicians, you

will be acting wisely if you always loudly protest against the previous

treatment of the case by your colleagues. Whatever the issue of the case

may be, you will always be on the safe side.”

In the same satire Erter speaks in by no means flattering terms of his old

enemy, the Chief Rabbi of Lemberg, to whom he had already alluded in

another satire, entitled ‪מאזני משקל‬. There he had censured him for

having published a bulky commentary on the well-known code of Jewish laws,

called _Shulchan Aruch_, under the title of ‪ישועות יעקב‬, as being the

work of his own pen. But Erter shows that the contribution of the learned

divine was limited to the title-page, while the rest of it was in reality

the work of other authors. Not satisfied with this revelation, however,

Erter seizes the opportunity offered to him in the satire “Transmigration

of the Soul” to refer again to the soul of the same Rabbi, who had once

caused him such great trouble. This soul, says Erter, made him a full

confession of its origin, and declared that it had formerly belonged to a

mean, scurvy, and ill-tempered watchdog. Being too dangerous an animal to

be allowed to move freely about, it had to be kept chained to its kennel.

There it kept straining at its chain, watching all the time for any

passersby; and when it saw some one coming it began to howl and to bark

violently, and incited all the dogs in the neighbourhood to follow his

example, resulting in a deafening uproar. Woe to the person who came

within its reach without being provided with a long stick or some other

protective weapon. For the dog would attack him suddenly, and cause him

serious injuries. But, on the other hand, if the stranger were well armed,

the savage brute would, in spite of its pretended courage, retreat at once

and crouch behind its kennel. This dog once swallowed a big bone, in

consequence of which it died an untimely death, but its soul continued its

transmigration, and entered the body of a human being. When the latter

grew up and became a man he still retained the nature and the

characteristics peculiar to the canine species, or rather to a cowardly

watchdog. Unfortunately he thought fit to choose the Jewish ministry for

his calling, and as ill-luck would have it succeeded ultimately in

obtaining the guardianship of the souls of his flock. Far from following

the golden path of a true minister of the Jewish religion, who is in duty

bound to promote peace and harmony in his community, he allowed himself to

be guided by his canine instinct, and hectored every one whom he disliked.

He thundered forth his indiscriminate anathemas against those persons who

wished to enter the portals of the temple of knowledge, and induced his

adherents to assist him in carrying out his holy work. But, like his

cowardly prototype, the watchdog, he only inflicted mortal wounds on the

helpless and the unprotected, while he did not dare to harm the rich and

powerful, as well as influential members of his flock who resisted him.

When the Rabbinical tyrant died his soul, says Erter, migrated into the

body of a fox, and thence, in due course, it again entered into the human

frame of a spiritual leader of the “Chassidim.”

The “Rebbe” swindle and the clever tricks of the whole fraternity of these

performers of supernatural wonders give plenty of scope to Erter's satire,

and he is never weary of ridiculing them. In the satire under notice Erter

gets hold of the soul of such a “Rebbe,” and causes it to relate some of

the adventures through which it had passed during its earthly career.

Among other amusing stories it also gives a description of a clever trick,

by means of which its late owner, the “Rebbe,” had extricated himself from

an awkward position, and shows how he had deceived his devotees even at

the time of his death.

“My own son,” says the soul of the departed ‘Rebbe,’ “was once ill, and my

wife, his mother, came to me and implored me to offer prayers to God that

his life might be spared. ‘Be not afraid,’ I said to her, ‘the son of

God's favourite will not perish.’ Next day, and the day after, my wife

begged me again in the name of heaven and earth to intercede on behalf of

the poor sufferer whose illness had meanwhile taken a turn for the worse.

But I answered, and said, ‘Compose yourself, you silly woman. I have

already assured you that my son shall not die.’ Later in the day my wife

rushed into my room, bathed in tears, and exclaiming, ‘Alas, the Lord has

dealt very bitterly with me, and has taken from me my beloved child. What

shall I do, and what shall my life be without him, the joy of my

existence?’ Now it so happened that several of my devotees were present

when I told my wife that her son would _not_ die, and again when she

actually informed me of his death. I was thus placed in an awkward

predicament; but soon a happy thought struck me, which helped me out of my

embarrassment. I pretended to be amazed at the sad news, and exclaimed,

‘What? am I to believe that my own son has died, and no information has

reached me from heaven? No! never. You may do with my son whatever you

like, but I cannot acknowledge his death till it has been officially

notified to me from the world of spirits.’ And when, in due course, the

remains of my son were carried away to their last resting-place, I did not

tear my garments according to the general custom, nor did I follow the

funeral procession, pretending all the time to be unaware of the fact of

my son's death. But after the lapse of several days, when sitting one

evening in the midst of my adherents and devotees, explaining to them some

passages of the Bible in my own mysterious way, I suddenly burst into

tears. ‘Alas!’ I exclaimed, ‘now, just now, I begin to believe in my son's

death, for a heavenly message has just informed me of the sorrowful

event.’ Soon after, I began to mourn over my son's demise, and all the

people round about me looked on with amazement, and believed in me and in

my holiness more firmly and more truly than they had ever done before.”

The soul then goes on to relate the circumstances which caused its

departure from the “Rebbe's” body.

“One evening,” it said, “which happened to be the eve of the festival

called Simchath Torah, the ‘Rebbe’ leaped and danced, according to his

usual custom, round the _Bimah_ (‘reading platform’) of his little

synagogue, amidst the acclamations of his devotees. As on many other

occasions he had then also drunk a good deal of intoxicating wine, and

felt exceedingly jolly. In that sportive mood he called out: ‘Make room

for all the saints of the Bible, who have just come here to rejoice with

me on this joyful festival. Let me drink the health of Father Abraham and

of the other patriarchs, who accompany him.’ And amidst his shouting and

drinking he suddenly beheld a vision. It seemed to him that the walls of

the synagogue were turning round and round, and, fearing lest he might

fall to the ground, and his condition be observed by the bystanders, he

quickly exclaimed: ‘Come ye, my spiritual guests, Abraham, Isaac, and all

the rest of you, and follow me to my own room. There we will have a sacred

meeting, and discuss our secret affairs.’ Saying which, he staggered into

his own room, and locked and bolted the door behind him.

“When the devotees saw this, they said to each other: ‘No one is like our

Master; no one can be compared to our holy “Rebbe”; he is a perfect saint,

the Holy of holies to the letter. How they all left paradise, those great

and exalted personages of the Bible, and have come to his place of

worship, in order to rejoice in his pleasant company. Nay, before our very

eyes has he spoken to them as a man speaks to his friends, and amidst

leaping and dancing has he addressed them familiarly, and loudly toasted

their health. Now, they are all assembled in his room where they are

discussing certain matters concerning ourselves, such as our final release

from bondage, and our return to Zion by the help of the Messiah. Our

“Rebbe” will also succeed in subduing the powers of the evil spirit,

_Samael_, along with all the other legions of evil spirits; he will tread

him under his feet, and will thus prevent him from doing us any harm.’

“While they were thus addressing each other, and their minds were occupied

with the discussion of the ‘Rebbe's’ doings, a boy rushed in breathlessly,

and, in the greatest consternation, told all those present that he had

just seen the body of the ‘Rebbe’ lying lifeless on the ground in the yard

of his house. Thereupon all the Chassidim ran out woe-stricken and

terrified, and behold, there, on a heap of refuse, close to the window of

the ‘Rebbe's’ room, lay his corpse, the dead body of the great saint. At

the sight of which they began weeping and lamenting, and said: ‘Alas, on

account of our own sins and transgressions of the law that righteous man

had died. The evil spirit _Samael_ has overpowered him, and has thrown him

through the window into the yard.’

“But the truth is—thus the soul concludes its narrative—that he had no

quarrel with Satan, nor any fight with the rest of the evil spirits. The

evil spirit that caused his untimely death was of quite a different

nature. It was the spirit he had drunk that had cut short his existence.

For, after his heavy potations of the evening, the ‘Rebbe’ felt rather

ill. He opened the window of his room, and leant out into the fresh air.

No sooner had he done so than he lost his balance, and fell headlong on

the stones below. No immediate help being near at hand he soon after

expired.”

There are several other passages in Erter's writings which treat the same

subject equally humorously, but another short extract from one of the

satires, having for its title “Piety and Wisdom,” will suffice. After

having pointed out in general terms the great advantages which the calling

of a “Rebbe” offers, the author takes the young aspirant into his

confidence, and describes its glorious prospects in the following words:—

“When,” says he, “you are a holy man, you will have a greater treasury

than the king has, inasmuch as all the gold and silver belonging to your

devotees, who may live in your district, will be yours. Any king or ruler

of a land, who wishes to levy taxes from his loyal subjects, is obliged to

appoint and employ tax-collectors for that purpose, but your adherents

will place all their money and wealth at your disposal without your asking

for it. Should any one of them fall ill, money will be sent to you to

offer up prayers for his recovery. You keep, at any rate, those monetary

presents, for if such patients die it will generally be assumed that their

death was a punishment for their previous evil doings; but if they are

restored again to life and health, then that fact will be attributed to

the efficacy of your prayers. The same will be the case when people come

to you to obtain your advice in regard to business or matrimonial matters.

If they are successful, and everything turns out to be according to their

heart's desire, then it is you and your great divine power that have

effected all this; but, on the other hand, if your counsel and foretelling

lead them astray, they will have to ascribe their failure to their own

follies and misdeeds.”

Erter succeeded in infusing a new life and spirit into the Hebrew tongue,

which is generally classed among the dead languages. To quote the words

that he himself uses on behalf of the genius of the Hebrew language, “I am

dead in the mouths of my children, but I live still in their hearts.”

Erter did more than only protest against the lack of originality in later

Hebrew writers; he himself supplied the deficiency. But he was no mere

writer of Hebrew prose. He had the welfare of his Jewish countrymen

constantly at heart, and it was with the object of improving their low

mental and social position that he wrote those satires, in which their

shortcomings and follies were censured and ridiculed. He spared no class;

Rabbi and layman alike felt the sting of his scorn, and it was by this

means that he really did some good. For some time he also edited, in

co-operation with some friends, a Hebrew periodical under the name of

_He-Chaluz_ (‪החלוץ‬), which continued to appear after his death. This

journal was intended to promote the enlightenment and learning of the Jews

in Galicia, and gradually to win their sympathies for his favourite

project, namely, the establishment of an agricultural colony in his own

country, in which Jewish young men should be employed in tilling the

ground, and in farming tracts of land on their own account. This healthy

and useful occupation, he maintained, would help to decrease, to a great

extent, the misery and poverty, which are, even now, the characteristic

feature of that particular part of the Austrian empire. And strange to say

the very plan, which was drawn up so many years ago by Erter without being

carried into effect, has quite recently been taken up again in the capital

of Austria by the most influential members of the Jewish community, at the

instigation of the late Baron Hirsch.

Erter's writings form but a slender volume, but it may safely be said that

they will outlive many a more pretentious work. True humour is a rare

possession, and Erter's style will never cease to be a source of delight

to those who have a relish for keen satire, and for an elegant and

poetical employment of the language of the Bible.

Footnotes:

[129-1] Vienna, 1858; second edition, 1864.

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