Having thus selected such preliminary observations as were necessary

by way of introduction in the nature of prolegomena, I now approach

with equal awe and interest to the main point, which is, as I said

before, to ascertain what the Cat was by which Whittington made

himself to be so well remembered, and which is inseparable from

him in history and imagination. Who thinks of Whittington without

thinking of a Cat? Who with any love of sacred antiquity can see a

Cat without thinking of Whittington?

An English author records a speech made by a very erudite orientalist

and profound scholar, at a meeting of the Society of Antiquarians,

which was preserved in the minutes of that society, through the

generous care of Mr. S. Foote, and which I am enabled to lay before

my readers, by the favour of Sir Richard Phillips, who, for the

trifling sum of fifteen shillings, obliged me with the works of that

eminent Grecian, for so I presume he was, from his having acquired

the surname of Aristophanes.

"Permit me," says the orator, "to clear up some doubts relative to

a material and interesting point of the English History. Let others

toil to illumine the dark annals of Greece and Rome; my searches are

sacred only to the service of Britain.

"That Whittington lived, no doubt can be made; that he was Lord Mayor

of London, is equally true; but--as to HIS CAT--that, gentlemen, is

the Gordian knot to untie--and here, gentlemen, be it permitted to me

to define what a Cat is--a Cat is a domestic, whiskered, four-footed

animal, whose employment is catching of mice; but let a Cat have

been ever so subtle, ever so successful, to what could her captures

amount?--no tanner could curry the skin of a mouse--no family could

make a meal of the meat--consequently, no Cat could give Whittington

his wealth--from whence does the error proceed? Be that my care to

point out.

"The commerce this wealthy merchant carried on, was chiefly confined

to our coasts--for this purpose, he constructed a vessel, which,

from its aptness and lightness, he christened A CAT; nay, gentlemen,

to this day--all our coals are imported from Newcastle in nothing

but CATS--from thence it appears that it was not the whiskered,

four-footed--mouse-killing Cat--but the coasting, sailing, carrying

CAT--that, gentlemen, was Whittington's Cat."

Vide _opera omnia_ Sam. Foot. Tit. Nabob.----

I cannot, however, consent in this instance to judge "ex pede

Herculem." However ingenious this learned gentleman's view of the

case may be, we are upon one particular decidedly at issue; and I

think I shall be able to shew, that Whittington not only did not

derive his wealth from the renowned Cat, but that the Cat was the

ultimate cause of his ruin.

One writer, (Ibbotson on Quadrupeds, vol. viii. p. 381,) says,

that "Shee was no other than a female of highe ranke and singular

kinde harte, who for that shee had a _feline_ dysposition myghtelie

affected Masterre Whyttingtone"--"which mistake in the orthography,"

says my learned friend Backhouse (who seldom errs), "_feline_ being

put for _feeling_--has deluded many into the belief, that it was in

truth a four-footed, whiskered, mouse-catching Cat." This ingenious

conjecture is supported by the other obvious errors of the same

nature _in loc. citat._ and not a little validated by a curious

ballad of the times, which is to be found at this moment in the

British Museum (Messalina 2.) and of which I subjoin a copy:--

ANN EXCEEDINGE, EXACTE, AND EXCELLENTE GOODE BALLADE, WRITTEN BY MEE

GEOFFRY LYDGATE, UPONNE MASTERRE WHYTTINGTONE HYS CATTE.

Yee Cytyzens of Lundun toune,

Ande Wyves so faire and fatte,

Beholde a gueste of high renoune!

Grete Whyttingtone hys Catte!

Ye kynge hathe ynn hys towre off state

Beares, lyones and alle thatte;

But hee hathe notte a beste soe grate

Ass Whyttingtone hys Catte!

This Catte dothe notte a catte appear,

Beeynge toe bigge forre thatte,

But herre attendaunts alle doe weare

Some tokyn off a Catte;

Ye one hathe whyskerres, thick ass burrs,

Moste comelye toe looke atte:--

Anoder weares a gowne of furrs,

Ye lyverye off ye Catte!

Shee dothe notte creepe along ye floores,

But standes or else lyes flatte:

Whyles they must gambole onne all fours

Whoe wyshe to please ye Catte!

A conynge monkeye off ye lawe,

Ass bye ye fyre he satte,

Toe pick hiys nuts oute, used ye pawe

Off Whyttingtone hys Catte!

But Whyttingtone discovered playne

Whatte this vyle ape was atte;

Whoe fayledde thus hys nuttes toe gayne,

And onely synged ye Catte.

Thenne Whyttingtone ynn gorgeous state,

Syttynge wythoute his hatte,

Broughte toe hys house atte Grovner-gate

Thys moste yllustrious Catte.

She ys so graciouse and soe tame

Alle menne may strooke and patte;

But yt ys sayde, norre mayde norre dame,

Have dared toe see thatte Catte.

Fulle hugelye gladde she seemeth, whenne

They brynge herre a grete ratte,

But styll moe gladde atte katchynge menne

Ys Whyttingtone hys Catte.

A Catte, they saye, maye watche a kynge;

Ye apotheme ys patte;

Ye converse is a differente thynge:

Noe kynge maye watche thys Catte.

Thenne take, eache manne, hys scarlate goune,

Ande eke hys velvette hatte,

And humblye wellcome yntoe toune

Grete Whyttingtone his Catte.

This undoubtedly original and authentic document will be of vast

use in elucidating many of our difficulties, as I shall hereafter

abundantly observe; it is here only quoted in the order of proofs,

as supporting Mr. Backhouse's most acute conjecture; which is also

greatly strengthened by that profound scholar Mr. Hallam, in his

"History of the Middle Ages," who, however, gives a different and

more classical ground for the vulgar error----"This great Lady," he

says, "was _Catta_; that is, a _German_, one of the people called

_Catti_, who inhabited that part of the ancient Germania now called

the Duchy of Brunswick."

In opposition to all these opinions, Doctor Snodgrass (whose copious

history of the interior of Africa, and genealogy of the kings of

Gambia, sufficiently, as the modest Mr. Bowdich[33] justly observes,

stamp his merits) inclines to think that a person of Matthew's

original habits never could have been thrown into the society

of any lady of high rank, who had a regard for her character or

respectability. He treats the hypothesis of the _Cattean_ Lady with

great contempt, considers the authority of the ballad as trivial

and obscure; and maintains with all that power of argument, so

characteristic of his works, that it was a _bona-fide_ Cat, on which

Whittington's hopes at one particular period were placed, but which

had no connexion whatever with his pecuniary affairs, and which hopes

were moreover in the sequel frustrated.

A more ancient writer still ("Prendergast on Sorcery") makes an

assertion which at once confirms and refutes all that has been

advanced by my two learned friends, for he distinctly states, that,

that which rendered Whittington famous, was both a Cat and an

illustrious Lady. Not, indeed, at the same time; but that, being

endowed with magical potency, she was competent to assume both forms

at pleasure, displaying either the savage temper of the quadruped, or

the winning softness of her lovely sex, as best suited her purpose.

The same author says, that while under the appearance of a human

being she was capable of performing what in those days passed for

miracles; at one time metamorphosing menials and washer-women into

Lords and Ladies; causing unknown and portentous _stars_ to appear,

and changing by "_arte magicale_" white into black, and black into

white. He also more fully explains in the same way, the strange

facts alluded to in the ballad, of her putting off at pleasure the

form of a cat, and transforming the several feline attributes and

appearances to her followers; giving to one supernatural whiskers; to

another, a covering of fur; to a third, eyes that can see best in the

dark; to a fourth, the faculty of falling on his legs, whatever may

happen, and so forth.

We now live in an incredulous age, and it is not for me to decide

whether magical interferences with the ordinary course of nature are

to be believed or not. I would rather refer the curious reader to the

Dæmonologia of the royal and erudite James; for my part, I neither

wholly reject, nor wholly admit, the multitudinous affirmative

evidences, which all histories of all countries, in all ages,

afford on this subject; but I may be allowed to say in support of

Prendergast's hypothesis, that this change of form has, it appears,

been by no means uncommon. Le Père Jacques d'Autun says, "Baram Roi

de Bulgaire prenoit par ses prestiges la figure d'un loup ou _d'un

autre animal_;" and Job Fincel mentions that, "on attrapa un jour

un loup garou qui courait dans les Rues de Padoue: on lui coupa ses

pates de loup et il reprit au même instant la forme d'homme--mais

avec les bras et les pieds coupés." These are staggering

authorities![34]

I must regret that Prendergast has not explained the origin, so

obscurely hinted at in the ballad, of Whittington's connexion with

the Cat; but it is at the same time a satisfaction to think, that

by the use of the words "would," "could," and "should,"--"likely,"

"possibly," "probably," and "naturally," "fancy," "research,"

"inquiry," and "no doubt," (the use of which is so admirably

displayed by Mr. Godwin,) I may be enabled to throw some

light--_lucem dare ex fumo_--on several dark parts of this difficult

subject.

It can easily be imagined that Whittington, who, with a truly

philanthropic disposition, possessed a mind scantily cultivated,

would naturally have a turn for the marvellous--indeed, the

preternatural interference of the bells of Bow steeple (of which a

published life of our hero says, there were then but six),[35] with

his destiny and the good fortune resulting from their suggestion,

may naturally be supposed to have favoured his predisposition for

the miraculous; and therefore when he heard from various sources the

stories which were related of the wonderful enchantress in foreign

parts, he was animated and delighted, and having more taste for

female beauty than knowledge of his native language, was persuaded

she was not only the most ill-used personage, but the most lovely

woman on earth, from hearing that,--

"She was a _Charmer_, and could almost read

The thoughts of people"----[36]

Prendergast indeed goes so far as to hint, that Whittington himself,

from the rapid acquirement of his wealth, lay under the imputation

of sorcery, and that he aimed at the attainment of some secrets from

the Enchantress to carry on his schemes, which was the chief cause

of his devotion to her. The same author says, that he was taxed

with concocting a liquor made from noxious weeds and deadly herbs,

with which he was enabled to steal away men's senses, and lead them

according to his will; but I must be allowed to doubt the truth

of this charge,--it seems to be a vulgar revival of the old story

of Circe. Looking at the events of his life, there appears to me

abundant proof that Matthew was no conjuror.

That Prendergast may have been a victim to superstition I will not

deny--that he wrote in the full belief of the lady's preternatural

powers is evident; but it is only justice to his historical veracity

to say, that in all his commendations of her merits, he falls far

short of a French author, the Marquis de St. Cas, who was one of

the favourites of Margaret de Valois, the repudiated wife of Henry

the IVth, and who wrote a History of a Cat, which has hitherto been

mistakenly supposed to be a covert defence of the scandalous life of

that lascivious princess; but which, as it now appears, is a sober

and discreet history of Whittington's Cat.

One singular and interesting fact to be ascertained from this work,

which, let us observe, was not written above two hundred years after

the time, and is therefore entitled to great credit on the score

of tradition, is, that the French most indubitably allude to the

Enchantress we are now treating of, in their celebrated history of

_The White Cat_, which indeed to me appears little other than a

version of Whittington's adventures, the English origin of which,

that vain and disingenuous people have as carefully suppressed as

they since have that of the guillotine--wash-hand basons--the steam

engine--snaffle bridles, and the telegraph.[37]

In the Marquis's book may be found recorded the exaggerated accounts

of the Enchantress, which were zealously circulated in her own times

by the French, and which inflamed and animated Matthew; St. Cas

most gallantly repeats (as if he believed) all the praises which

his forefathers had lavished upon her, and pictures her as the most

fascinating being on earth, so condescending in her manners that

the lowest orders of society were more readily admitted to her

confidence and acquaintance than those of noble birth and superior

qualifications, and of a disposition so forgiving, that if she could

anyhow light upon men (no matter who) who had been the creatures and

favoured followers of any person or family who from time immemorial

had been the bitterest enemies of her house and the country she

most loved, these were the particular objects of her care and

protection--for those were all her powers exerted, the magic of all

her charms displayed. This predilection for the destroyers of her

relations, the Marquis adduces as one of the most amiable traits of

"La belle Sorcière."

And here again we are presented with a confirmation of Mr.

Backhouse's hypothesis, that all the vulgar mistaken notions about

this great lady are occasioned by errors of the press; for in the

first edition of St. Cas (Lyons, 1609) the word _sorcière_ is printed

_souricière_, which means, as the learned reader well knows, "a

mouse-catcher."

Perhaps, however, the printer may not be wholly to blame on this

point, inasmuch as the Marquis himself distinctly alludes to her

having assumed the form of a Cat, which he seems to consider a state

of honour--"The Cat," says he, "is a privileged animal;" and then

proceeds to narrate the following story in support of his assertion:--

"Mahomet avoit beaucoup d'égards pour son Chat.--Ce vénérable

animal s'était un jour couché sur la manche pendante de la veste du

Prophète, et semblait y mediter si profondément que Mahomet pressé de

se rendre à la Prière, et n'osant le tirer de son extase, coupa la

manche de sa veste. A son retour, il trouva son chat qui revenait de

son assoupissement extatique, et que s'appercevant de l'attention de

son maître à la vue de la manche coupée, se leva, pour lui faire la

revérénce, dressa la queue, et plia le dos en arc, pour lui témoigner

plus de respect. Mahomet qui comprit à merveille ce que cela

signifiait, assura au saint homme de chat une place dans son Paradis.

Ensuite lui passant trois fois la main sur le dos, il lui imprima,

par cet attouchement, la vertu de ne jamais tomber que sur ses pates."

Hence the Marquis argues, that his favourite Enchantress did by no

means degrade or bemean herself by the abandonment of her character

as a woman, if it were to answer any sufficient purpose she assumed

that of a Cat.

The accounts which tradition brought down to the Marquis's time, and

has even to our own, would naturally have spread from mouth to mouth

all through Europe, at the time when facts so surprising occurred;

and Whittington was one of those men who are disposed to believe

every thing they do not rightly comprehend, the consequence of which

disposition was his almost boundless credulity, and after inflaming

his mind with the descriptions of the Enchantress, and the implied

restraint under which she laboured, he resolved (from what motive

nobody has completely succeeded in discovering) to induce her to

visit England.

It is concluded, that a desire for notoriety had no weight with him

in this resolution, for never did any man of his time shrink from the

applause of the vulgar with such delicate sensibility as Whittington.

Hearing his own name spoken aloud in the streets, caused him the

greatest uneasiness, and he was moved to anger if any wandering

minstrels who were singing his praises, chanced to pass near his

residence.

This is stated by Ibbotson (before quoted), and is highly

satisfactory, inasmuch as the general impression upon the minds of

all those versed in the history, was that most of the little songs of

which he was the hero were written either in his house or at least

at his suggestion. The friend who favoured me with the copy of the

ballad quoted above has furnished me with two stanzas of another,

which he found in the same volume, and which proves that Ibbotson's

account of Matthew's modesty is perfectly just, for his indifference

about, not to say dislike to, popularity (as it is called) was so

strong, that such of his partisans as chose to celebrate him in

poetry were, in compliance with his scrupulous wishes, compelled to

designate him by the initials of his name.

Serche Englonde round, naye all the Erthe,

Itte myghtelie would trouble you

To find a manne so ryche in worthe,

As honest Matthewe W.

He's notte thee manne to doe you wronge,

Nor wyth false speeeches bubble you.

Whyle Beef grows fatte, and Beer grows strong

Long lyfe to Matthewe W.

With this proof of his retiring disposition we are the more puzzled

in looking at his conduct with respect to the Great Lady, because

really, if we had not such powerful evidence as Ibbotson and

others have adduced, one could hardly fancy any other incitement

to her introduction into the country, than an officious desire to

be meddling with things which did not at all concern him, for the

mere sake of creating a sensation, of withdrawing the attention of

his countrymen from the pursuit of their occupations, to the idle

speculation of star-gazing and conjuring, and, in short, of making

himself at any rate the Hero of a Story, by which his name might go

down to posterity. In this he has certainly succeeded; but the price

he has paid for notoriety appears (considering how he disliked it) to

have been rather high.

One circumstance has been mentioned, as having probably given his

disposition a turn, which is this: the Countess of Mountfort, or

as she is called, Jane of Flanders, had visited England about five

or six years before the period at which Whittington undertook

his renowned expedition. This extraordinary woman, roused by the

captivity of a husband to whom she was faithfully attached, had

quitted the confined circle of domestic life, to which she was an

ornament, and risked everything in the cause of her beloved Count:

her party, however (spite of her personal success), declining on

every side, she came to London, to solicit succours from the King of

England, and to the reception she met with from the populace, and

the praises bestowed on Sir Walter Manny, who suggested her appeal to

the British Court, is by very many persons attributed the anxiety of

Whittington to introduce his Cat or lady to the notice of the people.

But a much more probable account is suggested by the old ballad, and

indeed countenanced by other authorities, namely, that a certain

knavish lawyer who had, by some means, now unknown, and probably

at no time very avowable, got about the Cat, and became intimately

connected with all her secrets and mysteries whatever they were, had

contrived to get the Cat into a bag, and so far from letting her

out of the bag, as she and her followers no doubt expected, he is

supposed to have formed the base design of selling the Cat to her

enemies.

This account would naturally rouse the indignation of a man, even

less high-minded than the illustrious Whittington, who combining,

like many modern citizens, generosity with an eye to profit, justly

considered that if the Cat were worth anything, he might as well

have the gain as the lawyer; and with this magnanimous intention

he resolved to get possession of the Cat. Not very much, it would

appear, knowing or caring, in the blindness of his enthusiasm,

whether she was a Cat or a witch; a great lady, or the devil.

What she really was, appeared afterwards, when the bag came to be

opened.[38]

The _zealous_ desire of possessing at all events this demi-human

personage, made Whittington quite careless of the consequences of his

blind bargain. He anticipated advantages to himself from exhibiting

her, which (probably from the apprehension of being laughed at) he

never ventured to mention to his nearest friends; a gentle hint on

the subject thrown out to his better and bigger half, was received

by her with all the rapture one might expect an obscure person to

express at the prospect of becoming notorious; for though certain it

is that Matthew's views and desires throughout the whole business

were untinctured by the smallest wish for _éclat_ or distinction, we

are not prepared to say that his wife might not have cast a longing

eye towards the Enchantress's banquets and gaieties, of which such

splendid accounts had been given, or that her ambition (for these

sort of people are ambitious in their sphere) might not have led her

to hope that by the aid of the great lady's magic, her daughter (who

had been some time on hand) might attain such an accession either of

real property or personal attraction, as might get her respectably

established in life.

For the means of carrying his plan into execution quietly and

securely, Matthew had recourse to a stratagem, which, although, under

the circumstances, perfectly fair, to him was eminently distressing,

for the exquisite sensibility with which he shrunk from anything like

disguise--equivocation--mis-statement, or deviation from the plain

fact, had obtained for him the appellation of honest Whittington;

and to maintain his claim to that honourable distinction, was the

constant effort of his life.

The stratagem which he adopted is stated to have been this:--It will

be recollected, that at the period of which we treat, the staple of

wool, leather, and lead was fixed at Calais whither all foreigners

were specially invited to traffic, and whence no English merchant

was permitted to export English goods. The intercourse between this

port and Dover at the first institution of this mart was frequent and

general. Thither went Whittington as on a mercantile speculation.

In the various histories of our hero considerable confusion appears

to have arisen at this point. The majority of the innumerable

authorities which I have quoted in my large work, I think bear me out

in declaring that Whittington actually saw his commodity before he

brought it to England, and that it assumed the appearance of a woman

in order to deceive him.

The difficulty of deciding arises from the improbability that a

great lady should so suddenly have abandoned the guidance of her

counsellors, who (as they were paid for it) were bound to give her

proper advice, and put herself under the care of a "feu Lord Maire;"

but that difficulty is met by the consideration that Matthew's

eloquence was very celebrated in his day, and that, as his mind was

set upon bringing over the prodigy, he doubtlessly exerted its whole

force and energy in representing to her the respectability which

would infallibly attach itself to her through the rest of her life,

from the circumstance of her having been brought into the capital of

England under the immediate protection of a man renowned as he was

both in his mercantile and political character, and whose important

station in the country was so well suited to the introduction of such

a personage.

Add to his arguments, his conduct on the occasion; and our surprise

at her complying with his wishes will be materially diminished.

Could a woman of sense and feeling refuse to throw herself into the

care of the man, who, with that wonderful intrepidity and almost

incredible presence of mind, which obtained for him the appellation

of the _brave_ Whittington, ventured his existence for upwards of

three hours and a half upon the water, and undertook a voyage of

nearly thirty-two miles (starting late in the evening), in a vessel

of not more than one hundred and seventy tons burthen, for her sake!

an enterprise which, though in these enlightened days we might

be inclined to ridicule, was in those times considered the most

surprisingly valorous feat ever compassed by an Alderman.[39]

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