‘The virtue of a woman,’ quoth Sita, ‘is destroyed through too much

beauty; the religion of a Brahman is impaired by serving kings; a

cow is spoiled by distant pasturage, wealth is lost by committing

injustice, and prosperity departs from the house where promises are

not kept.’

The Raja highly applauded the sentiment, but was firm as a rock upon

the subject of Sita marrying the treasurer’s son.

Chandraprabha observed that her royal father, usually so

conscientious, must now be acting from interested motives, and that

when selfishness sways a man, right becomes left and left becomes

right, as in the reflection of a mirror.

Subichar approved of the comparison; he was not quite so resolved,

but he showed no symptoms of changing his mind.

Then the Brahman’s daughter-in-law, with the view of gaining time—a

famous stratagem amongst feminines—said to the Raja: ‘Great king,

if you are determined upon giving me to the grand treasurer’s son,

exact from him the promise that he will do what I bid him. Only on

this condition will I ever enter his house!’

‘Speak, then,’ asked the king; ‘what will he have to do?’

She replied, ‘I am of the Brahman or priestly caste, he is the son of

a Kshatriya or warrior: the law directs that before we twain can wed,

he should perform Yatra (pilgrimage) to all the holy places.’

‘Thou has spoken Veda-truth, girl,’ answered the Raja, not sorry to

have found so good a pretext for temporising, and at the same time to

preserve his character for firmness, resolution, determination.

That night Manaswi and Chandraprabha, instead of scolding each

other, congratulated themselves upon having escaped an imminent

danger—which they did not escape.

In the morning, Subichar sent for his ministers, including his

grand treasurer and his love-sick son, and told them how well and

wisely the Brahman’s daughter-in-law had spoken upon the subject

of the marriage. All of them approved of the condition; but the

young man ventured to suggest, that while he was a-pilgrimaging the

maiden should reside under his father’s roof. As he and his father

showed a disposition to continue their fasts in case of the small

favour not being granted, the Raja, though very loath to separate

his beloved daughter and her dear friend, was driven to do it. And

Sita was carried off, weeping bitterly, to the treasurer’s palace.

That dignitary solemnly committed her to the charge of his third and

youngest wife, the lady Subhagya-Sundari, who was about her own age,

and said, ‘You must both live together, without any kind of wrangling

or contention, and do not go into other people’s houses.’ And the

grand treasurer’s son went off to perform his pilgrimages.

It is no less sad than true, Raja Vikram, that in less than six days

the disconsolate Sita waxed weary of being Sita, took the ball out of

her mouth, and became Manaswi. Alas for the infidelity of mankind!

But it is gratifying to reflect that he met with the punishment with

which the Pandit Muldev had threatened him. One night the magic pill

slipped down his throat. When morning dawned, being unable to change

himself into Sita, Manaswi was obliged to escape through a window

from the lady Subhagya-Sundari’s room. He sprained his ankle with the

leap, and he lay for a time upon the ground—where I leave him whilst

convenient to me.

When Muldev quitted the presence of Subichar, he resumed his old

shape, and returning to his brother Pandit Shashi, told him what he

had done. Whereupon Shashi, the misanthrope, looked black, and used

hard words and told his friend that good nature and soft-heartedness

had caused him to commit a very bad action—a grievous sin. Incensed

at this charge, the philanthropic Mulder became angry, and said, ‘I

have warned the youth about his purity; what harm can come of it?’

‘Thou hast,’ retorted Shashi, with irritating coolness, ‘placed a

sharp weapon in a fool’s hand.’

‘I have not,’ cried Muldev, indignantly.

‘Therefore,’ drawled the malevolent, ‘you are answerable for all the

mischief he does with it, and mischief assuredly he will do.’

‘He will not, by Brahma!’ exclaimed Muldev.

‘He will, by Vishnu!’ said Shashi, with an amiability produced by

having completely upset his friend’s temper; ‘and if within the

coming six months he does not disgrace himself, thou shalt have the

whole of my book-case; but if he does, the philanthropic Muldev will

use all his skill and ingenuity in procuring the daughter of Raja

Subichar as a wife for his faithful friend Shashi.’

Having made this covenant, they both agreed not to speak of the

matter till the autumn.

The appointed time drawing near, the Pandits began to make enquiries

about the effect of the magic pills. Presently they found out that

Sita, alias Manaswi, had one night mysteriously disappeared from the

grand treasurer’s house, and had not been heard of since that time.

This, together with certain other things that transpired presently,

convinced Muldev, who had cooled down in six months, that his

friend had won the wager. He prepared to make honourable payment by

handing a pill to old Shashi, who at once became a stout, handsome

young Brahman, some twenty years old. Next putting a pill into his

own mouth, he resumed the shape and form under which he had first

appeared before Raja Subichar; and, leaning upon his staff, he led

the way to the palace.

The king, in great confusion, at once recognised the old priest, and

guessed the errand upon which he and the youth were come. However, he

saluted them, and offered them seats, and receiving their blessings,

he began to make enquiries about their health and welfare. At last he

mustered courage to ask the old Brahman where he had been living for

so long a time.

‘Great king,’ replied the priest, ‘I went to seek after my son, and

having found him, I bring him to your majesty. Give him his wife, and

I will take them both home with me.’

Raja Subichar prevaricated not a little; but presently being hard

pushed, he related everything that had happened.

‘What is this that you have done?’ cried Muldev, simulating excessive

anger and astonishment. ‘Why have you given my son’s wife in marriage

to another man? You have done what you wished, and now, therefore,

receive my Shrap (curse)!’

The poor Raja, in great trepidation, said, ‘O Divinity! be not thus

angry! I will do whatever you bid me.’

Said Muldev, ‘If through dread of my excommunication you will

freely give whatever I demand of you, then marry your daughter,

Chandraprabha, to this my son. On this condition I forgive you. To

me, now a necklace of pearls and a venomous krishna (cobra capella);

the most powerful enemy and the kindest friend; the most precious

gem and a clod of earth; the softest bed and the hardest stone; a

blade of grass and the loveliest woman—are precisely the same. All I

desire is that in some holy place, repeating the name of God, I may

soon end my days.’

Subichar, terrified by this additional show of sanctity, at once

summoned an astrologer, and fixed upon the auspicious moment and

lunar influence. He did not consult the princess, and had he done so

she would not have resisted his wishes. Chandraprabha had heard of

Sita’s escape from the treasurer’s house, and she had on the subject

her own suspicions. Besides which she looked forward to a certain

event, and she was by no means sure that her royal father approved of

the Gandharba form of marriage—at least for his daughter. Thus the

Brahman’s son receiving in due time the princess and her dowry, took

leave of the king and returned to his own village.

Hardly, however, had Chandraprabha been married to Shashi the

Pandit, when Manaswi went to him, and began to wrangle, and said,

‘Give me my wife!’ He had recovered from the effects of his fall, and

having lost her he therefore loved her—very dearly.

But Shashi proved by reference to the astrologers, priests, and ten

persons as witnesses, that he had duly wedded her, and brought her to

his home; ‘therefore,’ said he, ‘she is _my_ spouse.’

Manaswi swore by all holy things that he had been legally married to

her, and that he was the father of her child that was about to be.

‘How then,’ continued he, ‘can she be _thy_ spouse?’ He would have

summoned Muldev as a witness, but that worthy, after remonstrating

with him, disappeared. He called upon Chandraprabha to confirm his

statement, but she put on an innocent face, and indignantly denied

ever having seen the man.

Still, continued the Baital, many people believed Manaswi’s story, as

it was marvellous and incredible. Even to the present day, there are

many who decidedly think him legally married to the daughter of Raja

Subichar.

‘Then they are pestilent fellows!’ cried the warrior king, Vikram,

who hated nothing more than clandestine and runaway matches. ‘No one

knew that the villain, Manaswi, was the father of her child; whereas,

the Pandit Shashi married her lawfully, before witnesses, and with

all the ceremonies.[152] She therefore remains his wife, and the

child will perform the funeral obsequies for him, and offer water

to the manes of his pitris (ancestors). At least, so say law and

justice.’

[152] This would be the verdict of a Hindu jury.

‘Which justice is often unjust enough!’ cried the Vampire; ‘and ply

thy legs, mighty Raja; let me see if thou canst reach the siras-tree

before I do.’

* * * * *

‘The next story, O Raja Vikram, is remarkably interesting.’

THE VAMPIRE’S NINTH STORY.

SHOWING THAT A MAN’S WIFE BELONGS NOT TO HIS BODY BUT TO HIS HEAD.

Far and wide through the lovely land overrun by the Arya from

the Western Highlands spread the fame of Unmadini, the beautiful

daughter of Haridas the Brahman. In the numberless odes, sonnets,

and acrostics addressed to her by a hundred Pandits and poets her

charms were sung with prodigious triteness. Her presence was compared

to light shining in a dark house; her face to the full moon; her

complexion to the yellow champaka flower; her curls to female snakes;

her eyes to those of the deer; her eyebrows to bent bows; her teeth

to strings of little opals; her feet to rubies and red gems,[153] and

her gait to that of the wild goose. And none forgot to say that her

voice affected the author like the song of the kokila bird, sounding

from the shadowy brake, when the breeze blows coolly, or that the

fairy beings of Indra’s heaven would have shrunk away abashed at her

loveliness.

[153] Because stained with the powder of Mhendi, or the _Lawsonia

inermis_ shrub.

But, Raja Vikram! all the poets failed to win the fair Unmadini’s

love. To praise the beauty of a beauty is not to praise her. Extol

her wit and talents, which has the zest of novelty, then you may

succeed. For the same reason, read inversely, the plainer and

cleverer is the bosom you would fire, the more personal you must be

upon the subject of its grace and loveliness. Flattery, you know,

is ever the match which kindles the flame of love. True it is that

some by roughness of demeanour and bluntness in speech, contrasting

with those whom they call the ‘herd,’ have the art to succeed in the

service of the bodyless god.[154] But even they must——

[154] Kansa’s son; so called because the god Shiva, when struck

by his shafts, destroyed him with a fiery glance.

The young prince Dharma Dhwaj could not help laughing at the thought

of how this must sound in his father’s ear. And the Raja hearing

the ill-timed merriment, sternly ordered the Baital to cease his

immoralities and to continue his story.

Thus the lovely Unmadini, conceiving an extreme contempt for poets

and literati, one day told her father, who greatly loved her, that

her husband must be a fine young man who never wrote verses. Withal

she insisted strongly on mental qualities and science, being a person

of moderate mind and an adorer of talent—when not perverted to

poetry.

As you may imagine, Raja Vikram, all the beauty’s bosom friends,

seeing her refuse so many good offers, confidently predicted that

she would pass through the jungle and content herself with a bad

stick, or that she would lead ring-tailed apes in Patala.

At length when some time had elapsed, four suitors appeared from

four different countries, all of them claiming equal excellence in

youth and beauty, strength and understanding. And after paying their

respects to Haridas, and telling him their wishes, they were directed

to come early on the next morning and to enter upon the first

ordeal—an intellectual conversation.

This they did.

‘Foolish the man,’ quoth the young Mahasani, ‘that seeks permanence

in this world—frail as the stem of the plantain-tree, transient as

the ocean foam.

‘All that is high shall presently fall; all that is low must finally

perish.

‘Unwillingly do the manes of the dead taste the tears shed by their

kinsmen: then wail not, but perform the funeral obsequies with

diligence.’

‘What ill-omened fellow is this?’ quoth the fair Unmadini, who was

sitting behind her curtain; ‘besides, he has dared to quote poetry!’

There was little chance of success for that suitor.

‘She is called a good woman, and a woman of pure descent,’ quoth the

second suitor, ‘who serves him to whom her father and mother have

given her; and it is written in the scriptures that a woman who in

the lifetime of her husband becoming a devotee, engages in fasting,

and in austere devotion, shortens his days, and hereafter falls into

the fire. For it is said—

‘A woman’s bliss is found, not in the smile

Of father, mother, friend, nor in herself;

Her husband is her only portion here,

Her heaven _hereafter_.’

The word ‘serve’ which might mean ‘obey,’ was peculiarly disagreeable

to the fair one’s ears, and she did not admire the check so soon

placed upon her devotion, or the decided language and manner of

the youth. She therefore mentally resolved never again to see that

person, whom she determined to be stupid as an elephant.

‘A mother,’ said Gunakar, the third candidate, ‘protects her son in

babyhood, and a father when his offspring is growing up. But the man

of warrior descent defends his brethren at all times. Such is the

custom of the world, and such is my state. I dwell on the heads of

the strong!’

Therefore those assembled together looked with great respect upon the

man of valour.

Devasharma, the fourth suitor, contented himself with listening to

the others, who fancied that he was overawed by their cleverness.

And when it came to his turn he simply remarked, ‘Silence is better

than speech.’ Being further pressed, he said, ‘A wise man will not

proclaim his age, nor a deception practised upon himself, nor his

riches, nor the loss of riches, nor family faults, nor incantations,

nor conjugal love, nor medicinal prescriptions, nor religious duties,

nor gifts, nor reproach, nor the infidelity of his wife.’

Thus ended the first trial. The master of the house dismissed the

two former speakers, with many polite expressions and some trifling

presents. Then having given betel to them, scented their garments

with attar, and sprinkled rose water over their heads, he accompanied

them to the door, showing much regret. The two latter speakers he

begged to come on the next day.

Gunakar and Devasharma did not fail. When they entered the

assembly-room and took the seats pointed out to them, the father

said, ‘Be ye pleased to explain and make manifest the effects of your

mental qualities. So shall I judge of them.’

‘I have made,’ said Gunakar, ‘a four-wheeled carriage, in which the

power resides to carry you in a moment wherever you may purpose to

go.’

‘I have such power over the angel of death,’ said Devasharma, ‘that

I can at all times raise a corpse, and enable my friends to do the

same.’

Now tell me by thy brains, O warrior King Vikram, which of these two

youths was the fitter husband for the maid?

Either the Raja could not answer the question, or perhaps he would

not, being determined to break the spell which had already kept

him walking to and fro for so many hours. Then the Baital, who had

paused to let his royal carrier commit himself, seeing that the

attempt had failed, proceeded without making any further comment.

The beautiful Unmadini was brought out, but she hung down her head

and made no reply. Yet she took care to move both her eyes in the

direction of Devasharma. Whereupon Haridas, quoting the proverb that

‘pearls string with pearls,’ formally betrothed to him his daughter.

The soldier suitor twisted the ends of his mustachios into his eyes,

which were red with wrath, and fumbled with his fingers about the

hilt of his sword. But he was a man of noble birth, and presently his

anger passed away.

Mahasani the poet, however, being a shameless person—and when can

we be safe from such?—forced himself into the assembly and began to

rage and to storm, and to quote proverbs in a loud tone of voice. He

remarked that in this world women are a mine of grief, a poisonous

root, the abode of solicitude, the destroyers of resolution, the

occasioners of fascination, and the plunderers of all virtuous

qualities. From the daughter he passed to the father, and after

saying hard things of him as a ‘Maha-Brahman,’[155] who took cows and

gold and worshipped a monkey, he fell with a sweeping censure upon

all priests and sons of priests, more especially Devasharma. As the

bystanders remonstrated with him, he became more violent, and when

Haridas, who was a weak man, appeared terrified by his voice, look,

and gesture, he swore a solemn oath that despite all the betrothals

in the world, unless Unmadini became his wife he would commit

suicide, and as a demon haunt the house and injure the inmates.

[155] ‘Great Brahman;’ used contemptuously to priests who

officiate for servile men. Brahmans lose their honour by the

following things: By becoming servants to the king; by pursuing

any secular business; by acting priests to Shudras (serviles);

by officiating as priests for a whole village; and by neglecting

any part of the three daily services. Many violate these rules;

yet to kill a Brahman is still one of the five great Hindu sins.

In the present age of the world, the Brahman may not accept

a gift of cows or of gold; of course he despises the law. As

regards monkey worship, a certain Rajah of Nadiya is said to have

expended 10,000_l._ in marrying two monkeys with all the parade

and splendour of the Hindu rite.

Gunakar the soldier exhorted this shameless poet to slay himself at

once, and to go where he pleased. But as Haridas reproved the warrior

for inhumanity, Mahasani nerved by spite, love, rage, and perversity

to an heroic death, drew a noose from his bosom, rushed out of the

house, and suspended himself to the nearest tree.

And, true enough, as the midnight gong struck, he appeared in the

form of a gigantic and malignant Rakshasa (fiend), dreadfully

frightened the household of Haridas, and carried off the lovely

Unmadini, leaving word that she was to be found on the topmost peak

of Himalaya.

The unhappy father hastened to the house where Devasharma lived.

There, weeping bitterly and wringing his hands in despair, he told

the terrible tale, and besought his intended son-in-law to be up and

doing.

The young Brahman at once sought his late rival, and asked his aid.

This the soldier granted at once, although he had been nettled at

being conquered in love by a priestling.

The carriage was at once made ready, and the suitors set out, bidding

the father be of good cheer, and that before sunset he should embrace

his daughter. They then entered the vehicle; Gunakar with cabalistic

words caused it to rise high in the air, and Devasharma put to flight

the demon by reciting the sacred verse,[156] ‘Let us meditate on the

supreme splendour (or adorable light) of that Divine Ruler (the sun)

who may illuminate our understandings. Venerable men, guided by the

intelligence, salute the divine sun (Sarvitri) with oblations and

praise. Om!’

[156] The celebrated Gayatri, the Moslem Kalmah.

Then they returned with the girl to the house, and Haridas blessed

them, praising the sun aloud in the joy of his heart. Lest other

accidents might happen, he chose an auspicious planetary conjunction,

and at a fortunate moment rubbed turmeric upon his daughter’s hands.

The wedding was splendid, and broke the hearts of twenty-four rivals.

In due time Devasharma asked leave from his father-in-law to revisit

his home, and carry with him his bride. This request being granted,

he set out accompanied by Gunakar the soldier, who swore not to leave

the couple before seeing them safe under their own roof-tree.

It so happened that their road lay over the summits of the wild

Vindhya hills, where dangers of all kinds are as thick as shells

upon the shore of the deep. Here were rocks and jagged precipices

making the traveller’s brain whirl when he looked into them. There

impetuous torrents roared and flashed down their beds of black stone,

threatening destruction to those who would cross them. Now the path

was lost in the matted thorny underwood and the pitchy shades of the

jungle, deep and dark as the valley of death. Then the thunder-cloud

licked the earth with its fiery tongue, and its voice shook the crags

and filled their hollow caves. At times, the sun was so hot, that the

wild birds fell dead from the air. And at every moment the wayfarers

heard the trumpeting of giant elephants, the fierce howling of the

tiger, the grisly laugh of the foul hyæna, and the whimpering of the

wild dogs as they coursed by on the tracks of their prey.

Yet, sustained by the five-armed god,[157] the little party passed

safely through all these dangers. They had almost emerged from the

damp glooms of the forest into the open plains which skirt the

southern base of the hills, when one night the fair Unmadini saw a

terrible vision.

[157] Kama again.

She beheld herself wading through a sluggish pool of muddy water,

which rippled, curdling as she stepped into it, and which, as she

advanced, darkened with the slime raised by her feet. She was

bearing in her arms the semblance of a sick child, which struggled

convulsively and filled the air with dismal wails. These cries seemed

to be answered by a multitude of other children, some bloated like

toads, others mere skeletons lying upon the bank, or floating upon

the thick brown waters of the pond. And all seemed to address their

cries to her, as if she were the cause of their weeping; nor could

all her efforts quiet or console them for a moment.

When the bride awoke, she related all the particulars of her

ill-omened vision to her husband; and the latter, after a short

pause, informed her and his friend that a terrible calamity was about

to befall them. He then drew from his travelling wallet a skein of

thread. This he divided into three parts, one for each, and told

his companions that in case of grievous bodily injury, the bit of

thread wound round the wounded part would instantly make it whole.

After which he taught them the Mantra,[158] or mystical word by which

the lives of men are restored to their bodies, even when they have

taken their allotted places amongst the stars, and which for evident

reasons I do not want to repeat. It concluded, however, with the

three Vyahritis, or sacred syllables—Bhuh, Bhuvah, Svar!

[158] From ‘Man,’ to think; primarily meaning, what makes man

think.

Raja Vikram was perhaps a little disappointed by this declaration. He

made no remark, however, and the Baital thus pursued:

[Illustration: As they emerged upon the plain, they were attacked by

the Kiratas.]

As Devasharma foretold, an accident of a terrible nature did occur.

On the evening of that day, as they emerged upon the plain, they were

attacked by the Kiratas, or savage tribes of the mountain.[159] A

small, black, wiry figure, armed with a bow and little cane arrows,

stood in their way, signifying by gestures that they must halt and

lay down their arms. As they continued to advance, he began to speak

with a shrill chattering, like the note of an affrighted bird, his

restless red eyes glared with rage, and he waved his weapon furiously

round his head. Then from the rocks and thickets on both sides of the

path poured a shower of shafts upon the three strangers.

[159] The Cirrhadæ of classical writers.

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