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(_By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks_.)

Mr. S.P.B. MAIS, in a dedicatory letter to _Interlude_ (CHAPMAN AND HALL),

tells us that he has "simply tried to show what a man constituted like

Shelley would have made of his life had he bean alive in 1917." Without any

doubt his attempt has succeeded. I am, however, bound to add this warning

(if Mr. MAIS'S is not enough), that a novel with such a purpose is not, and

could not be, milk for babes. Nothing that I had previously read of Mr.

MAIS'S had prepared me for the proficiency he shows here. Obviously

attached to the modern school of novelists, he has many of its faults and

more of its virtues. One may accept his main point of view, yet be offended

sometimes by his details. But the fact remains that in _Geoffrey Battersby_

he has given us a piece of character-drawing almost flawlessly perfect. Not

for a very long time has it been my good fortune to attend such a triumph,

and I wish to proclaim it. The women by whom _Geoffrey_, the weak and the

wayward, was attracted hither and thither are also well drawn; but here Mr.

MAIS shows his present limitations. Nevertheless I feel sure that he has

within him the qualities that go to make a great novelist, and that if he

will free himself from certain marked prejudices his future lies straight

and clear before him.

* * * * *

It was a happy idea of the Sisters MARY and JANE FINDLATER to call their

new book of short stories _Seen and Heard_ (SMITH, ELDER), with the

sub-title, _Before and After 1914_. I say short stories, but actually these

have so far outgrown the term that a half-dozen of them make up the volume.

They are all examples of the same gentle and painstaking craft that their

writers have before now exhibited elsewhere. Here are no sensational

happenings; the drama of the tales is wholly emotional. My own favourites

are the first, called "The Little Tinker," a half-ironical study of the

temptation of a tramp mother to surrender her child to the blessings of

civilisation; and how, by the intervention of a terrible old woman, the

queen of the tribe, this momentary weakness was overcome. My other choice,

the last tale in the collection (and the only one contributed by Miss MARY

FINDLATER), is a dour little comedy of the regeneration, through poverty

and hard work, of two underemployed and unpleasant elderly ladies. A

restful book, such as will keep no one awake at nights, but will give

pleasure to all who appreciate slight studies of ordinary life sketched

with precise and careful finish.

* * * * *

_Their Lives_ (STANLEY PAUL) has at least this point of originality, that

it ends with the wedding of somebody other than the heroine, or rather, I

should say, the chief heroine, because, strictly speaking, all three

daughters of _Mr._ and _Mrs. Radmall_ might be said jointly to fill this

post, but it is _Christina_, the eldest, who fills most of it. The other

two were named _Virgilia_ and _Orinthia_, and I can't say that these

horrific labels did them any injustice. As for the story of "their lives,"

as VIOLET HUNT tells it, there is really nothing very much to charm in a

history of three disagreeable children developing into detestable young

women. Perhaps it may have some value as a study of feminine adolescence,

but I defy anyone to call the result attractive. Its chief incident, which

is (not to mince matters) the attempted seduction by _Christina_ of a

middle-aged man, the father of one of her friends, mercifully comes to

nothing. I like to believe that this sort of thing is as unusual as it is

unpleasant. For the rest, the picture of the "artistic" household in which

the children grew up, of their managing mother, and the slightly soured and

disappointed painter their father, is drawn vividly enough. But what

unamiable people they all are! "MILES IGNOTUS," who supplies a quaintly

attractive little preface, in which he speaks of having read the book in

proof under shell-fire, affects to discover in them a kinship with Prussia.

Certainly they are almost frightful enough.

* * * * *

Having read all about _The Rise of Ledgar Dunstan_ (DUCKWORTH) from

obscurity to wealth, literary success and aristocratic wedlock, I should be

infinitely content to leave him at that and have done; but Mr. ALFRED

TRESIDDER SHEPPARD warns us that there is more to follow, and even hints

that the sequel, opening in July, 1914, may in many respects be far indeed

from the dulness of happily-ever-after. If _Ledgar_ had been satisfied to

marry the sweetheart of his school-days there might have been some danger

of such a disaster; but, having put his humble past, including his

Nonconformist conscience, too diligently behind him for that, he will have

to face whatever his author and the KAISER may have in store, supported

only by a wife who is going, I trust and believe, to revenge on him all the

irritation which she and I both felt at his attitude of unemotional

superiority towards all the world. Some people may think it almost a pity

that the lady cannot deal similarly with Mr. SHEPPARD himself in just

reprisal for his long-winded and nebulous way of talking about Anti-Christ

and Armageddon, and for his revolting incidents of murder and insanity

introduced without any excuse of necessity. The book contains a

considerable element of lively if undiscriminating humour, but its

insistence on the gruesome is so unfortunate that unless his hero's future

fate be already irrevocably fixed in manuscript one would like to remind

the author that essays in this kind are the easiest form of all literary

effort and the least supportable.

* * * * *

_With Serbia into Exile_ (MELROSE) is a book that will suffer little from

the fact that its tragic tale has already been told by several other pens.

Mr. FORTIER JONES, the writer, has much that is fresh to say, and a very

fresh and vigorous way of saying it. His book and himself are both American

of the best kind--which is to say, wonderfully resourceful, observant,

sympathetic and alive. From a newspaper flung away by a stranger on the

Broadway Express, Mr. JONES first became aware that men were wanted for

relief work in Serbia, and "in an hour I had become part of the

expedition." That is a phrase characteristic of the whole book. Though the

matter of it is the story, "incredibly hideous and incredibly heroic," of a

nation going into exile, Mr. JONES has always a keen eye for the

picturesque and even humorous aspects of the tragedy; he has a quick sense

of the effective which enables him to touch in many haunting pictures--the

delusive peace of a sunny Autumn day among the Bosnian mountains; the face

of KING PETER seen for a moment by lamplight amid a crowd of refugees; and

countless others. More than a passing mention also is due to the many quite

admirable snapshots with which the volume is illustrated. The author seems

successfully to have communicated his own gifts of observation and

selection to his camera, an instrument only too apt to betray those who

look to it for support. One is glad for many reasons to think that our

American cousins will read this book.

* * * * *

_The Man in the Fog_ (HEATH, CRANTON) is a book that I find exceedingly

hard to classify. Its author, Mr. HARRY TIGHE, has several previous stories

to his credit, all of which seem to have moved the critics to pleasant

sayings. But for my own part I have frankly to confess that I found _The

Man in the Fog_ somewhat wheezy company. The _Man_ of the title was a kind

of Northern Joseph, dismissed from a promising partnership with Potiphar

after a domestic intrigue on the lines of the original. The fog happens

when, years later, he meets the daughter of Mrs. Potiphar returning to her

mother's house, and (at the risk of the poor girl catching her death)

detains her on the front step with foggy allusions to the mysterious past.

I may mention that his own conduct in the interval had been such as I can

only regard as a lamentable relapse from the altitude of the earlier

chapters. But it is all vastly serious--it would perhaps be unkind to say

sententious--and wholly unruffled by the faintest suggestion of comedy. For

which reason I should never be startled to learn that HARRY TIGHE was

either youthful, Scotch, or female (or indeed, for that matter, all three).

In any case I can only hope that he, or she, will not resent my parting

advice to cultivate a somewhat lighter touch, and the selection of such

words as come easily from the tongue. Some of the dialogue in the present

book is painfully unhuman.

* * * * *

[Illustration: "GOD BLESS THE OLD WOMAN! SHE _IS_ THOUGHTFUL. I TOLD 'ER

THERE WAS ICE IN THE TRENCHES THE LARST TIME I WROTE, AND I'M BLEST IF SHE

'ASN'T SENT ME A PAIR OF SKATES!"]

* * * * *

A Great Problem Solved.

Some carry their season tickets in their hat-bands, others fasten them on

their wrists, others wear them attached to cords. A correspondent writes:--

"In my own overcoat I find an ingenious arrangement excellently suited

for the purpose of carrying a season ticket, so that it shall be at

once secure and easily accessible. The tailor has made a horizontal

slit, about two-and-a-half inches wide, in the right side of the coat,

and cunningly inserted a small rectangular bag or pouch of linen, the

whole thing being strongly stitched and neatly finished off with a

flap. It makes an admirable receptacle for a season ticket of ordinary

dimensions, and I recommend this contrivance to those who may not be

acquainted with it."

* * * * *

"Well-fed as we are at home, and conscious that the men who are

fighting our battles are the best provisioned forces who ever took the

field, we can contemplate the continuance of the coldest weather for

twenty years with equanimity."--_Daily Chronicle_.

Or even for the duration of the War.

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