CHAPTER IX

UNRULY TIMES IN IRELAND

Affairs in Ireland have always been a source of wonderment to me. Ever

since the days I spent there, right through to the present time, the

doings--at one time or another--of some of the inhabitants of Ireland

have puzzled most people. All the talent of all the Prime Ministers and

Members of Parliament, within these forty years, has been unable to

ensure for Ireland such political and economic conditions as would have

made it the happy country which it ought to be.

When I was there in 1877-1878 the times were full of trouble, and I

recall several episodes which show the temper of the people at that day.

Some four miles from Limerick is a place called "Woodcock Hill," where

the rifle ranges, for the instruction in musketry of the troops quartered

there, were situated. Close to the range was a small Catholic chapel,

standing practically by itself. An infantry regiment was quartered in

Limerick at the time. It was an English regiment; its depot, from which

the recruits fed it, was somewhere in the North of England, and the

number of Catholic soldiers in its ranks was very small in proportion.

One Sunday morning the priest attending the little chapel at "Woodcock

Hill" found that somebody had broken into the church and stolen some of

the altar fittings and--worse from the Catholic point of view--had taken

the chalice used at Mass. This, of course, was nothing less than

sacrilege in the eyes of the devout Catholic Irishmen.

Rumours soon began to circulate that, on the previous Saturday evening,

after some rifle-shooting had taken place, two red-coats had been seen in

the vicinity of the chapel. These rumours were not long in being spread

throughout the city, and as the regiment was looked upon as being

anti-Catholic, reports went about to the effect that the sacrilege had

been carried out not so much for the sake of the value of the stolen

articles, but purely out of hatred for the Catholics and for the purpose

of desecrating the holy place. The consequences of these rumours soon

became apparent. Soldiers, returning home late at night, were set upon

and hammered in the by-streets. As a result, instead of going about in

ones and twos, they would congregate in bigger groups and took every

opportunity of retaliating on the civilians.

On a quiet Sunday morning, a glorious day, at about eleven o'clock,

red-coats in small groups rapidly began to arrive at the old Castle. I

had been out riding and was returning to my quarters about twelve

o'clock, and I found that there were not less than somewhere between 150

and 200 soldiers within the barrack gates. It had been the custom for

members of other corps to come into the canteen at the "Castle" for a

glass of beer or two, after their dismissal from church parade. But for

such a number to get together was more than unusual.

In the absence of the major, my commanding officer, the responsibility of

dealing with the case fell on me. I determined to send my groom with a

message to the officer commanding the regiment at their barracks, which

were at the other end of the main street in the town, to inform him of

what was going on, and then to order the men off in small groups from the

"Castle." But there was no time, for hardly had I finished writing my

message than the whole lot of red-coats left the barracks together and

proceeded towards George Street. They had their waistbelts on but

fortunately did not carry any side-arms. Still, the good old infantry

belts, with their heavy brass buckles, were quite a formidable weapon to

use about in a crowd which was unarmed. I jumped on my horse and, riding

by side streets, reached the police station, which was in the middle of

the town, close to the main street, to inform the police of what was

taking place. However, when I got there, it had become evident to the

police that trouble was coming, for large numbers of civilians were

congregating and showing considerable excitement in the main street and

moving down towards the cathedral from which direction the red-coats were

coming.

Before any steps could be taken by the police the crowd of civilians and

the red-coats met. For some little time the red-coats made their way

through the crowd, slashing with their belts. Some stones began to fly,

heavy sticks were being used, and gradually the red-coats were separated

and were getting quite the worst of the bargain.

The news of the disturbance had reached the barracks shortly after the

two factions had met, and such of the soldiers as were at that time

within the barrack walls were ordered to parade under arms, with a view

of marching down the street to restore order. However, by the time they

were ready to march out there were but few red-coats left in the streets.

They had been dispersed by the crowd and had sought safety wherever they

could. They were collected later on and marched up to their barracks by

police and military escorts, quiet was once again restored that Sunday

afternoon, and the remains of the fight collected in the shape of lost

belts, broken shillelaghs, road metal and smashed glass, while a good

many broken heads and bruised limbs received attention.

The sequel was this. The regiment was confined to barracks until further

orders. Two nights afterwards, in the early hours of the morning, it

marched quietly along to the railway station. A troop train awaited its

arrival, while at another platform more troop trains landed another

regiment which, in equal silence, marched off to its new quarters. So

ended this episode, for as soon as, on the next day, the townspeople

became aware that the offenders, as they considered them, had gone, they

lost all resentment and were quite ready to make friends and to welcome

their successors, who soon were enjoying quite a time of popularity. We

soldiers always looked forward to election time with considerable

anxiety. We were generally ordered to be ready, in case our assistance

was wanted in aid of the police, and we knew that long before we should

be called on to use our rifles or even our swords brick-bats and other

missiles would be flying about, quite indifferent as to whom they would

hit. The opposing political sides had one great end in view, and that was

to break each other's heads, and they deeply resented anybody else

attempting to interfere with that playful form of amusement, so that

oftentimes both sides would turn their attention on the police and

soldiers, causing us quite considerable inconvenience. However, I must

say this, that on no occasion when I was on duty at such so-called

political meetings and elections did the situation become so aggravated

as to necessitate the use of their arms by the soldiers.

Still, we did go home sometimes with a sore head, and I received my first

wound from a piece of road metal hurled at me from quite a short distance

by a great, strapping, fine Irishwoman. This occurred at Belfast some

time after the affair at Limerick. As far as I remember there was to be a

Catholic procession from somewhere near the Customs House through the

principal streets to the Catholic cathedral. The city authorities and the

police were notified and fully expected quite high old times as regarded

street fighting. They had been advised by those who were carrying out the

procession that the Catholics fully intended to reach the cathedral, even

if it took them a week and they had to walk over the bodies of whoever

tried to stop them, They knew whom they meant all right. The Orangemen

had also informed the authorities that they had very rooted objections to

this procession and that they were determined that that procession was

not to get to the cathedral without some efforts of resistance on their

part. Consequently the authorities requested military assistance, and

further stated that they thought it would be necessary to have on hand,

or close to, a sufficient number of soldiers to preserve the peace. So

the scene was set for a pretty disputation. Many police were in

attendance, and the soldiers were principally utilized out of view, as

far as possible, in the side streets debouching on the route of the

procession. It was hoped by these means to prevent sudden rushes by these

side streets taking the procession at a disadvantage on the flank.

I was detailed to take charge of a dozen cavalrymen and was allotted my

own little side street. We waited for some three or four hours before the

procession as such, or what was left of it, seemed to be approaching our

way. It is difficult to describe the noises that filled the air up to

that time. We could not see down the main street, but we could hear the

smashing of glass windows and the rattling of stones could be easily made

out. And then came our surprise. Suddenly our little side street became

full of men and women, rushing towards the main street, no doubt to

obtain further points of advantage. I can see the women now, holding

their petticoats up with both hands, in which the munitions of war in the

shape of road metal were being carried, and from which the men helped

themselves as they wanted. They came straight at us. What could twelve

men do on horseback against such a rush? They were on us, round us,

through us, before we could get our breath. I suddenly felt one of my

feet had been taken out of the stirrup-iron, and the next thing was that

I was pulled out of my saddle and fell, to my surprise, on something

comparatively soft. It happened to be a lady who was paying me this

delicate attention, and, as I fell on her, she sat down on the ground,

dropped her petticoat out of her hand, and out fell her stock of

munitions. It was some little time before she found breath sufficient for

her to let me know just what she thought of me for coming there to

"interfere with their business." I must have hurt her and annoyed her,

for as I got up and was just mounting my horse, which one of the troopers

was holding, the lady, a big strapping, fine Irishwoman, picked herself

up off the ground, seized the handiest piece of road metal, and threw it,

from about three yards away, at the back of my head.

I saw nothing more of the procession that day. I heard no more sounds of

revelry. I woke up, late in the afternoon, not in my little side-street

but in a very comfortable bed with my head duly bandaged and a nurse

sitting alongside of me. I didn't ask why or wherefore I was there. I

felt it. All I said to her was, "One whisky and soda, please, quick!"

which she brought and which I drank, and then she told me that it had

been reported that the tail end of the procession had reached the

cathedral at last. So all was well. I bear that honourable scar to this

day.

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