"Wish you'd feed your horse before he comes out."
"Eh--why--hang it!--what do you mean?"
"He's always trying to eat my boots. He evidently thinks there's some
chance of getting at a little corn!"
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[Illustration: THE RETORT COURTEOUS
(_A Reminiscence of the past Harrier Season_)
_Major Topknot, M.H._ (_to butcher's boy_). "Hi! Hulloah! Have you seen my
hare?"
_Butcher's Boy._ "Ga-a-rn! 'Ave you seen my whiskers?"]
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