_Dealer_ (_to Hunting Man, whose mount has NOT answered expectations_).
"How much do you want for that nag o' yours, sir?"
_Hunting Man._ "Well, I'll take a hundred guineas."
_Dealer._ "Make it _shillings_."
_H. M._ (_delighted_). "He's yours!"
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[Illustration: NOT A LADIES' DAY
_Miss Scramble._ "Now, Charles, give me one more long hair-pin, and I
shall do."]
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