THOUGHTS ON HUNTING.

It is hardly possible to overrate the value of hunting as a National

sport. Steeplechasing is a Grand-National sport, but it is the sport of

the rich, whereas hunting is not. By judiciously dodging the Hunt

Secretary, you can, in fact, hunt for nothing. Of course, people will

come at me open-mouthed for this assertion, and say, "How about the keep

of your horses?" To which I reply, "If you keep a carriage, hunt the

carriage horse; if you don't, borrow a friend's horse for a long ride in

the country, and accidentally meet the hounds." To proceed. This has

been a season of poor scent. Of course, the horses of the present day

have deteriorated as line hunters: they possess not the keen sense of

smell which their grandsires had. But despite this the sport goes gaily

on. There are plenty of foxes--but we cannot agree with the popular idea

of feeding them on poultry. And yet, in every hunt, we see hunters

subscribing to poultry funds. This is not as it should be: Spott's meat

biscuit would be much better for foxes' food.

But these be details: let us hie forrard and listen to the cheery voice

of sly Reynard as he is winded from his earth. The huntsman blows his

horn, and soon the welkin rings with a chorus of brass instruments; the

tufters dash into covert, and anon the cheerful note of _Ponto_ or

_Gripper_ gives warning that a warrantable fox is on foot--well, of

course, he couldn't be on horseback, but this is merely a venatorial

_facon de parler_. Away go the huntsmen, showing marvellous dexterity in

cracking their whips and blowing their horns at the same moment. Last of

all come the hounds, trailing after their masters--ah, good dogs, you

cannot hope to keep up very far with the swifter-footed horses!

Nevertheless, they strain at their leashes and struggle for a better

place at the horses' heels. "Hike forrard! tally ho! whoo-hoop!" They

swoop over the fields like a charge of cavalry. But after several hours'

hard running a check is at hand: the fox falters, then struggles on

again, its tail waving over its head. As its pursuers approach, it

rushes up a tree to sit on the topmost branch and crack nuts.

The panting horses arrive--some with their riders still in the saddle,

though many, alas! have fallen by the wayside. Next come the hounds, at

a long interval--poor _Fido_, poor _Vic_, poor _Snap_! you have done

your best to keep up, but the horses have out-distanced you! The

whipper-in immediately climbs the tree in which the little red-brown

animal still peacefully cracks its nuts, its pretty tail curled well

over its head. Its would-be captor carries a revolving wire cage, and,

by sleight-of-hand movement, manages to get the quarry securely into it.

Then he descends, places the cage in a cart and it is driven home.

The "mort" is sounded by four green velvet-coated huntsmen, with horns

wound round their bodies; a beautiful brush presented to the lady who

was first up at the "take"; and then the field slowly disperse. Tally

Ho-Yoicks! all is over for the day.

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[Illustration: MANNERS IN THE FIELD

Always be prepared to give the lead to a lady, even at some little

personal inconvenience.]

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[Illustration: THE PLEASURES OF HUNTING

Having been cannoned and nearly brought down, to be asked if you are

trying the American seat.]

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[Illustration: HUNTING SKETCH

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