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_Brown_ (_on foot_). "Do you know what the total is for the season?"

_Simkins_ (_somewhat new to country life_). "Fifteen pairs of foxes, the

huntsman says. But he seems to have kept no count of rabbits or 'ares,

and I know they've killed and eaten a lot of those!"

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[Illustration: PUTTING IT NICELY

_Young Lady_ (_politely, to old Gentleman who is fiddling with gap_). "I

don't wish to hurry you, sir, but when you have quite finished your game

of spilikins I should like to come!"]

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[Illustration: TERPSICHOREAN

_Sportsman_ (_to Dancing Man, who has accepted a mount_). "Hold on

tight, sir, and she'll _waltz_ over with you."]

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[Illustration: _Benevolent Stranger._ "Allow me, sir, to offer you a

drink!"

_Unfortunate Sportsman_ (_just out of brook_). "Thanks; but I've had a

drop too much already!"]

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[Illustration: THE MAGIC WORD

_Huntsman_ (_having run a fox to ground, to yokel_). "Run away down and

get some o' your fellows to come up with spades, will ye? Tell 'em we're

after hidden treasure!"]

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[Illustration: A CAPITAL DODGE

Among his native banks Old Poddles takes a lot of beating. He says

there's nothing easier when you know how to negotiate 'em.]

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