CHAPTER VI.--BUTTERMILK TACT.

Mildred, dressed in her pretty brown traveling suit, off to Iowa; the

last slipper and handful of rice thrown; the last lingering guest

departed; daylight passed and the moon well up; and at last Mrs. Brown

and Judy and Molly were free to sink on a settle on the porch, realizing

for the first time how tired and footsore they were.

"Oh, my dears, I feel as though I could never get up again! It is a good

thing I am so tired, for now I shall have to sleep and can't grieve for

Mildred all night. I begged Professor Green to stay, but he had to go

back to Louisville. However, he is coming out to Chatsworth to-morrow to

pay us the promised visit. We shall have to pack the presents in the

morning to send to Iowa, and glad I'll be to get them out of the house.

Did I tell you, Molly, that Aunt Mary, Ca'line and Lewis are all going

off to-morrow to Jim Jourdan's basket funeral? We shall be alone, you

and Judy and I. Sue goes to your Aunt Clay's for a few days, and Kent

starts back to work, the dear boy. Such a comfort as he has been! Ernest

has to look up some friends in town, but will be out in time for supper.

I fancy he will drive Professor Green out from Louisville. Good night,

my dear girls, I know you are dead tired."

So they were, so tired that Judy overslept in the morning, but Molly was

up betimes to help the servants get off on their gruesome spree.

"Now ain't that jes' like my Molly baby? She don' never fergit to be

he'pful. Th' ain't no cookin' fer you to do to-day, honey; they's plenty

of bis'it lef' from the jamboree las' night; they's a ham bone wif 'nuf

on it fer you and yo' ma an' Miss Judy to pick on; they's a big bowl er

chick'n salid in the 'frigerater that I jes' bodaciously tuck away from

that black Lewis. I done tol' him that awlive ile my'naise ain't no

eatin's fer niggers. If his insides needs a greasin' he kin take a good

swaller er castor ile. Tell yo' ma I made that lazy Ca'line churn fo'

sun-up 'cause they wa'nt a drap er butter in the house, an' the

buttermilk is in the big jar in the da'ry. They's a pot er cabbage

simperin' on the back er the stove, but that ain't meant fer the white

folks, but jes' in case we needs some comfort when we gits back from the

funeral. I tried to save some ice cream fer my honey baby from las'

night an' had it all packed good fer keepin', but looked like in the

night I took sech a cravin' fer some mo' I couldn' sleep 'thout I had

some, an' by the time I opened up the freezer an' et some, it looked

like the res' of it jes' melted away somehow."

"Well, Aunt Mary, I am so glad you got some more. Have a good time and

don't worry about us. We shall get along all right. You see there are no

men on the place to-day, and women can eat anything the day after a

party. You know my teacher, Professor Green, is going to be here for a

visit. He is coming this evening in time for supper, and I do hope you

won't be too tired after the basket funeral to make him some waffles."

"What, me tired? I ain't a-goin' to be doin' nothin' all day but enjyin'

of myself; and if I won't have the stren'th myself to stir up a few

waffles fer my baby's frien's, I's still survigerous 'nuf to make that

Ca'line do it. I allus has a good time at funerals an' a basket funeral

is the mos' enjyble of all entertainments."

Judy came on the scene just then and begged to be enlightened as to the

nature of a basket funeral.

"Well, you see, honey, when a member dies at a onseasonable time, or at

the beginning of the week an' you can't keep him 'til Sunday, or in

harvestin' time when ev'ybody is busy an' the hosses is all workin', why

then we jes' bury the corpse quiet like. And then when work gits slack

an' there is some chanst to borrow the white folks' teams, we gits

together an' ev'ybody takes a big lunch an' we impair to the seminary

an' have a preachment over the grave and then a big jamboree." The old

woman stopped to chuckle, and such a contagious chuckle she had that you

found yourself laughing with her before you knew what the joke was.

"I 'member moughty well when this here same Jim Jourdan, what is to be

preached over an' prayed over an' et over to-day, was doin' the same by

his second wife Suky Jourdan, an' that was after I had buried my Cyrus

an' befo' I took up wif my Albert. It was a hot day in July when

fryin'-size chick'ns was jes' about comin' on good an' fat, an' I had a

scrumptious lot of victuals good 'nuf fer white folks. Jim looked so

ferlorn that I as't him to sit down an' try to worry down some eatin's

with us. He was vas'ly pleased to do so, an' look like he couldn' praise

my cookin' 'nuf; an' befo' we got to the pie, he up an' ast me to come

occupy Suky's place in his cabin. I never said one word, but I got up

an' fetched a big pa'm leaf fan out'n the waggin an han' it to him.

'What's this fer, Sis Mary?' sez he, an' sez I, 'You jes' take this here

fan an' fan you' secon' 'til she's col', and then come a seekin' yo'

third.'"

The girls laughed until the tears rolled down their cheeks over Aunt

Mary's unique courtship. The red-wheeled wagon came up driven by Lewis

with Ca'line sitting beside him, dressed within an inch of her life.

Molly got a box for Aunt Mary to step on to climb into the vehicle, but

the old woman refused to budge until Lewis took out the back seat and

got a rocking chair for her to sit in.

"You know moughty well, you fergitful nigger, that I allus goes to

baskit funerals a-settin' in a rockin' cheer! Go git the one offen the

back po'ch, the red one with the arms to it. Sho as I go a-settin' on a

back seat some lazy pusson what can't borrow a team will come a-astin'

fer to ride longside er me, an' I don' want nobody a-rumplin' me up, an'

'sides ole Miss never lent this waggin fer all the niggers in Jeff'son

County to come a-crowdin' in an ben'in' the springs. Then when we gits

to the buryin' groun', I'll have a cheer to sit in an' not have to go

squattin' 'roun' on grabe stones."

"Good-by, Aunt Mary, good-by, Ca'line and Lewis."

The girls waved until they were out of sight and then went laughing into

the quiet house. It seemed quiet, indeed, after the hub-bub of the day

before.

"Everything certainly stayed clean with all of the guests out of doors.

I have never had an entertainment with so little to do when it was

over," said Mrs. Brown. "It was a good day for the servants to go away,

with the house in such good order and enough left-overs from the wedding

supper for three lone women to feed on for several meals. I wonder how

your Aunt Clay is getting on with her harvesting? She is so headstrong

not to borrow my cutting machine! Why does she insist that flour made

from wheat cut with a scythe makes better bread than that cut with

modern machinery?"

"She declared yesterday, mother, that she was not going to feed her

hands until they got through mowing, if it took them until nightfall.

She says you spoil all darkeys that come near you, and she is going to

show them who is boss on her place. Kent infuriated her by telling her

she would get herself into trouble if she did not look out; that her

wheat was already overripe, and if she attempted to make her hands work

over dinner hour they would leave it half cut; but advice to Aunt Clay

always sends her in the opposite direction."

"I wish I had not let Sue go over there. Most of those harvesters are

strangers from another county, and they might do something desperate if

Sarah antagonized them."

"Don't worry, mother, Cyrus Clay is over there, and he is sure to take

good care of Sue."

The morning was spent with much gay talk as they packed the presents.

Mrs. Brown was the kind of woman who could enter into the feelings of

young people. She seemed to be of their generation and was never shocked

or astonished when in their talk she realized that things had changed

since her day. She usually made the best of it and put it down to

"progress" of some sort. They worked faithfully, and by twelve o'clock

had tied up and labeled the last parcel to go in the last barrel.

"Come on, girls, let's have an early lunch and then we can have our much

needed and hard-earned rest. A good nap all around will make us feel

like ourselves again."

How good that lunch did taste! Molly had been so excited that she could

not swallow food the evening before, and Mrs. Brown had been so busy

looking after guests that she had forgotten to eat. Judy was the only

one who had done justice to the supper, but, having tested it, she was

more than willing to try the chicken salad again.

"Never mind washing the dishes; put them in a dish-pan for Ca'line. Get

into your kimonos and take a good nap. I am sick for sleep," yawned Mrs.

Brown.

In five minutes they were dead to the world, lost in that midsummer

afternoon sleep, the heaviest of all slumber. Everything was perfectly

still except the bees, buzzing around the honey-suckle. A venturesome

vine had made its way through Molly's window, ever open in summer, and

as Judy lay, half asleep, she amused herself by watching a great bumble

bee sip honey from the fragrant flowers, and his humming was the last

sound that she was conscious of hearing. It seemed like a minute, so

heavily had she slept--it was really several hours--when she was awakened

with a nightmare that the bee was as big as a horse and his humming was

that of a thousand bees.

"Molly, Molly, listen, what is that noise?"

Molly, ever a light sleeper, was out of bed in a trice and at the front

window. What a sight met her eyes! Coming up the avenue was a crowd of

at least forty negroes, all of them carrying scythes and whetstones, the

sweat pouring from their black faces and bared necks and hairy chests,

their white teeth flashing and eyeballs rolling, the sun glinting on the

sharp steel of their scythes, menace and fury darkening the face of

every man and coming from them a mutter and hum truly like the buzzing

of a thousand bees.

Judy, although she was weak with fear, could not help thinking, "That is

the noise on the stage that a mob tries to make."

"Aunt Clay's hands have struck work, and to think there is not a man on

this place! I believe the blackguards know it! Load your pistol, Judy,

and let us go to mother."

Mother was already up, hastily gowned in her wrapper, and opening the

front door when the girls came down the stairs. The intrepid lady walked

out on the porch with seemingly no more fear than she had had the day

before when she came forward to meet the wedding guests. Head erect,

eyes steady and piercing, with a voice clear and composed, she said,

"Why, boys, you look very tired and hot, and I know you are hungry. Sit

down in the shade, on the porch steps and under the trees, and I will

see what we can find for you to eat. Molly, go get that buttermilk out

of the dairy. The jar is too heavy for you to lift, so take Buck and let

him carry it for you."

Mrs. Brown, with all of her courage, was never more scared in her life.

All the time she was talking she had been looking in the crowd of black

faces for a familiar one, and was glad to recognize Buck Jourdan, a

good-natured, good-for-nothing nephew of Aunt Mary's. At her command

Buck stepped forward, and then a dozen more of the men came to the

front, unconsciously separating themselves from the rest. Mrs. Brown saw

that they were all negroes belonging in her neighborhood. At her calming

words and proffer of food such a change came over the faces of the mob

that they hardly seemed to be the same men. Their teeth showed now in

grins instead of sinister snarls; they stacked their murderous looking

weapons against the paulownia tree and sat down in the shade with

expressions as peaceful as the wedding guests themselves had worn.

Molly and the stalwart Buck were back in an incredibly short time with

the five-gallon jar of buttermilk and a tray of glasses not yet put away

from yesterday's feast. Mrs. Brown herself dipped out the smooth,

luscious beverage, seeing that each man was plentifully served, while

Molly went into the house to bring out all the cooked provisions she

could find. Mrs. Brown beckoned the trembling and wondering Judy to her

and whispered, "Go ring the farm bell as loud as you can. All danger is

over now, I feel sure, but it is well to let the neighbors know that we

are in some difficulty; and I fancy I heard a horse trotting on the

turnpike, and whoever it is might hasten to us at the sound of a farm

bell at this unusual hour."

Judy flew to the great bell, hung on a high post in the back yard. She

seized the rope, and then such a ding-dong as pealed forth! The bell was

a very heavy brass one, and at every pull Judy, who was something of a

lightweight, leaped into the air, reciting as she jumped, "Curfew shall

not ring to-night."

"That is enough, my dear. There is no use in getting help from an

adjacent county, and I fancy every one in Jefferson County has heard the

bell by this time," said Mrs. Brown, stopping her before she had quite

finished the last stanza, which Judy said was like interrupting a good

sneeze.

Molly had found all kinds of food for the hungry laborers, who were more

sinned against than sinning. They had gone in all good faith to the Clay

farm to harvest the wheat according to the antiquated methods of the

mistress, with scythes and cradles. When twelve o'clock, the dinner hour

everywhere, came, they were told that they could not eat until they had

finished. They had worked on until two, and then, infuriated with hunger

and goaded on by the thought of the injustice done them, they had struck

in a body and gone to the mansion to try to force Mrs. Clay to feed

them; but they had been held back at the point of a pistol, by that lady

herself. Then they had determined to get food where they could find it.

Mrs. Brown gathered this much from the men as, their hunger assuaged,

they talked more connectedly.

"Th' ain't nothin' like buttermilk to ease yo' heart," said Buck Jasper.

"Mis' Mildred Carmichael kin git mo' outen her niggers fillin' 'em full

er buttermilk than her sister Mis' Sary kin fillin' 'em full er

buckshot."

Mrs. Brown was right; she had heard a horse trotting on the turnpike.

The men were wiping their mouths on the backs of their hands and coming

up one at a time to thank the gracious lady for her kindness in feeding

them, when Ernest and Edwin Green came driving into the avenue.

"Mother! What does this mean? I thought I heard the farm bell when I was

about two miles from home, and now I find the yard full of negro men.

Have you had a fire?"

Mrs. Brown explained that Aunt Clay had made things pretty hot for her

hands, but so far there had been no other fire. She welcomed Professor

Green to Chatsworth and called the grinning Buck to take his suitcase to

the cottage porch. Judy wondered at her calm manner and at her saying

nothing to Ernest about their being so frightened, not realizing that

one hint of the trouble would have sent Ernest off into a rage, when he

might have reprimanded the negroes and all the good work of the

buttermilk have been undone. Molly was pale and Professor Green, ever

watchful of her, asked Judy to give him an account of the matter, which

she did in such a graphic manner that he, too, turned pale to think of

the danger those dear ladies had been in. He made himself at home by

making himself useful, and helped Molly to carry back into the kitchen

the empty glasses and plates from the feast of the hungry darkeys. She

laughingly handed him a great, iron pot in which cabbage had been

cooked.

"I am wondering what Aunt Mary will say about her cabbage. Mother sent

me into the house to get all available food, when she realized that the

hands were simply hungry and that food would be the best thing to quell

their rage. Aunt Mary had this huge pot of cabbage on the back of the

range; she said in case Lewis jolted down the lunch she was going to eat

at the basket funeral she would have it cooked in readiness. The poor

dogs will have to go hungry, too, or have some more corn bread cooked

for them. I found this big pan full of what we call dog-bread, made from

scalded meal and salt and bacon drippings, baked until it is crisp. The

men were crazy about it with pot liquor poured over it. You can see for

yourself how they licked their platters clean."

"The Saxon word 'lady' means bread-giver, but I think that you and your

mother have given it a new significance, and the dictionaries will have

to add, 'Dispenser of cabbage and buttermilk and dog-bread.'"

More wheels, and Aunt Mary and Lewis, with Ca'line much rumpled and

asleep on the front seat, her shoes and stockings in her lap and her

bare feet propped gracefully on the dashboard, had returned. Aunt Mary

was much excited.

"What's all dis doin'? Who was all dem niggers I seen a-streakin' crost

the fiel's? Buck Jourdan, ain't that you I see hidin' behine that tree?

I thought I hearn the farm bell as we roun'ed the Pint, but Lewis lowed

'twas over to Miss Sary Clay's. Come here, Buck, an' he'p me out'n dis

here waggin. You needn't think you kin hide from me, when I kin see the

patch on yo' pants made outen the selfsame goods I gib yo' ma to make

some waistes out'n, two years ago come next Febuway." Buck came

sheepishily forward to help his old aunt out of the vehicle. "Nex' time

you wan' ter hide from me you'd better make out to grow a leettle

leaner, or fin' a tree what's made out to grow some wider so's you won't

stick out beyant it. What you been doing, and who's been a-mashin' down

ole Miss's grass, and what's my little Miss Molly baby a-doin' workin'

herself to death ag'in to-day?"

Buck endeavored to explain his appearance, and told the story of the

strike at Mrs. Clay's and how they were just passing through Mrs.

Brown's yard when she had come out and invited them all to dinner. His

story was so plausible and his voice so soft and manner so wheedling,

that Professor Green, who overheard the conversation, was much amused,

and had he not already got the incident from Judy might have believed

Buck, so convincing were his words and manner. Not so Aunt Mary, who had

partly raised the worthless Buck and knew better than anyone how he

could use his silver tongue to lie as well as tell the truth, but

preferred the former method.

"Now, look here, you Buck Jourdan, you ain't no count on Gawd's green

yearth 'cep to play the banjo. What you been doin' hirin' yo'self out to

Miss Sary Clay, jes' like you ain't never know'd that none of our fambly

don' never work fer none er hern? Yo' ma befo' you an' yo' gran'ma befo'

her done tried it. Meanin' no disrespect to the rest er the Carmichaels,

der's the ole sayin', 'What kin you expec' from a hog but a grunt?' I

knows 'thout goin' in my kitchen that Miss Molly done gib all you

triflin' niggers my pot er cabbage an' the dog-bread I baked fer those

houn's an' bird dogs what ain't no mo' count than you is, 'cept'n they

can't play the banjo."

"Buck Jourdan, is that you?" said Ernest, coming forward and

interrupting Aunt Mary's tirade. "I am going to get Miss Molly's banjo

and you can sit down and give us some music. I haven't heard a good tune

since I went West."

Buck, glad to escape any farther tongue lashing from his relative, and

always pleased to play and sing, tuned the banjo and began:

"'Hi,' said the 'possum as he shook the 'simmon tree,

'Golly,' said the rabbit; 'you shake 'em all on me.'

An' they went in wif they claws, an' they licked they li'l paws,

An' they took whole heaps home to they maws."

After several stanzas sung in a soft melodious voice, Buck, at Molly's

request, gave them, to a chanting recitative the following song,

composed by a friend of Buck's, and worthy to be incorporated in

American folk-lore, so Professor Green laughingly assured Mrs. Brown.

THE MURDER OF THE RATTAN FAMILY.

"One evening in September, in eighteen ninety-three,

Jim Stone committed a murder, as cruel as it could be.

'Twas on the Rattan family, while they were preparing for their bed.

Jim Stone, he rapped upon the door, complaining of his head.

The first was young Mrs. Rattan. She come to let him in.

He slew her with his corn knife--that's where his crime begin.

The next was old Mrs. Rattan. Old soul was feeble and gray.

Truly she fought Jim Stone a battle till her strength it give way.

The next was the little baby. When he, Jim Stone did see,

He raised up in his cradle. 'Oh! Jim Stone, don't murder me!'

Next morning when he was arrested--wasn't sure that he was the one.

Till only a few weeks later he confessed to the crime he done.

They took him to Southern Prison, which they thought was the

safetes' place.

When they marched him out for trial, he had a smile upon his face.

And after he was sentenced, oh! how he did mourn and cry.

One day he received a letter, saying his daughter was bound to die.

Next morning he answered the letter and in it he did say,

'Tell her I'll meet her there in Heaven, on the sixteenth of Februway.'

They led him upon the scaffold with the black cap over his head.

And he hung there sixteen minutes 'fore the doctors pronounced

him dead.

Now wouldn't it have been much better if he'd stayed at home

with his wife,

Instead of keeping late hours, and taking that family's life?"

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