Once upon a time--I can’t say exactly when it was--there sto

KITTY-CAT TALES.

[Illustration]

[Illustration: IMPTY CURLED HIMSELF UP CLOSE TO THE PILLOW, AND BEGAN

THE STORY.--_Page 12._]

KITTY-CAT TALES

BY

ALICE VAN LEER CARRICK

ILLUSTRATED BY

HOMER EATON KEYES AND BERTHA G. DAVIDSON

[Illustration]

BOSTON

LOTHROP, LEE & SHEPARD CO.

PUBLISHED, AUGUST, 1907.

COPYRIGHT, 1907, BY LOTHROP, LEE & SHEPARD COMPANY.

_All Rights Reserved._

KITTY-CAT TALES.

Norwood Press

J. S. Cushing Co.--Berwick & Smith Co.

Norwood, Mass., U.S.A.

To

MARGARET AND JOHN

CONTENTS

PAGE

THE FIRST NIGHT 7

THE WHITE CAT 13

THE SECOND NIGHT 39

THE KING OF THE FIELD-MICE 41

THE THIRD NIGHT 55

THE DISCONTENTED CAT 57

THE FOURTH NIGHT 122

THE CAT WHO MARRIED A MOUSE 123

THE FIFTH NIGHT 139

MOTHER MICHEL AND HER CAT 141

THE SIXTH NIGHT 177

VENUS AND THE CAT 178

THE CAT AND THE FOX 181

THE SEVENTH NIGHT 186

DICK WHITTINGTON AND HIS WONDERFUL CAT 189

THE EIGHTH NIGHT 203

THE FUNERAL OF TOM GRIMALKIN 204

THE KING OF THE CATS 210

THE NINTH NIGHT 216

PUSS-IN-BOOTS 218

ILLUSTRATIONS

IMPTY CURLED HIMSELF UP CLOSE TO THE PILLOW, AND

BEGAN THE STORY (Page 12) _Frontispiece_

FACING PAGE

THE PRINCE MOUNTED THE HOBBY-HORSE, AND FOUND

THAT HE HAD NEVER RIDDEN BETTER 20

“KNOW, THEN, THAT I AM THE KING OF ALL THE

FIELD-MICE” 44

THE COUNTESS CAME IN, FOLLOWED BY A LAPDOG 98

“I UNDERSTAND NOW,” SAID THE LITTLE MOUSE, QUITE

GENTLY 136

HE OPENED THE BAG, AND TOSSED MOUMOUTH INTO THE

WATER 150

VENUS TURNED HER AT ONCE INTO A CAT AGAIN 180

SOME BROUGHT ONE THING, SOME ANOTHER, BUT DICK

WHITTINGTON HAD ONLY HIS CAT TO SEND 194

“HAVE YOU ANY SPARE TIME?” ASKED THE OWL 206

“MASTER,” SAID PUSS, “YOU HAVEN’T FARED SO BADLY

AS YOU SEEM TO THINK” 220

THE FIRST NIGHT

Dolly sat up in bed, and stared gravely at the shutters where the last

sunset light was trying to slip through. She was not at all sleepy,

and, because Sandman had not come to shake his magic dust in her eyes,

she had time to think what a lonely and very, very unhappy child she

was. For Dolly’s mother and father had gone away suddenly to her

grandmother, who was ill, and Miss Jane had come to take care of the

little girl until they came home. Miss Jane was good to her--Dolly

knew that--but, then, Miss Jane had never had any little girls of her

own, so she could not know how nice a lump of sugar felt in your hand

at bedtime, nor how a tight, lumpy braid of hair could get down your

back at night, and keep you awake for ever so long. Miss Jane had given

Dolly a drink of water, and heard her say her prayers, and then gone

out.

“She never kissed me good night, nor told me just even one story,” the

little girl said to herself. “And she wouldn’t shut the door loose,

though I said ‘Please,’ ’cause she was afraid Impty would get in. O

dear! How I wish I did have him with me!”

Now Impty was a black, black kitten, with long, thin legs, and a thin,

curved tail that made him look like a witch’s cat--ready to jump on a

broom-stick, and sail off through the air--and he stared solemnly out

of such round, yellow eyes that he seemed to understand everything that

happened about him.

“Dear me! I wish Impty _was_ here!” said Dolly again, and then

something rubbed against her sleeve, and said, “Purr-rr-rr,” a long

purr that slid at last into words, and sounded like this, “Purr-rr-rr,

poor Dolly, poor Dolly! _I’ll_ tell you a story.”

“Why, Impty, dear, I didn’t know you could talk,” the little girl cried.

“You never asked me,” answered the kitten, demurely. “But I _can_ talk,

and I can tell stories, too, for I know all the lore of Cat-Land. When

I sleep I go there in my dreams, and my grandfather, the King of the

Cats, purrs the Kitty-Cat tales in my ear. You have been so kind to us

all your life that you are loved through the whole Cat Kingdom, and so,

one tale each night until your mother comes home, I am permitted by the

King to tell you. But now lie down, and I will purr to you, and then,

if Miss Jane comes in, she can’t do more than say ‘Scat’ and drive me

away, but if she heard me really talking, goodness knows what _would_

happen!”

So Dolly cuddled down with a happy little sigh, and Impty curled

himself up close to the pillow, and began the story of “The White Cat.”

[Illustration:

THE

WHITE CAT

]

Once upon a time there was a King who had three sons, all of whom were

so handsome and good and clever, that he could not decide which should

be the one to reign after him when he was dead and gone. Now this King

was getting old, and as he knew that he must soon make his choice, and

appoint his heir, he called his three sons to him.

“Listen,” he said to them: “I am growing older every day, and soon one

of you must rule the kingdom in my stead. Now, I love you all so well

that I can make no choice, but I will give each of you the chance to

win the crown. Gather together your servants and your horses, set out

upon a journey, and the one of you who shall bring me back the most

beautiful little dog, shall inherit my sceptre. One year will I give

you for the search, and then I will make my decision.”

So the three sons took leave of their father, and started in different

ways, sad at heart at leaving home and each other, for, though they

were rivals, they were devoted brothers. One went north, and one went

south, and both saw many strange sights, but the youngest Prince had

the most wonderful adventures of all. He wandered here and there,

buying dogs of all kinds: dachshunds, spaniels, black and tans, until

he had a large pack of tiny dogs trotting at his heels.

Then, when the year was all gone but a month, and he was thinking of

turning his steps homeward, he wandered from his followers, and lost

his way in a wide, dark forest. After calling out and hallooing in

vain, he noticed a number of lights burning brightly not very far away,

and he turned his steps in their direction. What was his surprise to

come to the gate-ways of a mighty castle, brilliantly lighted, but with

no warders at the doors. Instead of men-at-arms, a number of white

hands appeared in answer to his knock, and ushered him into a spacious,

well-lighted hall. He sat down in a soft arm-chair that the hands had

brought up close to the fire, and, when he was warmed and rested, the

hands drew off gently his travel-stained garments, and dressed him in

a magnificent suit of scarlet satin laced with silver. Then, when he

was ready, and looking as a Prince should look, the hands led him into

the banqueting-hall, and there, under a canopy at one end of the room,

he saw the most beautiful cat he had ever beheld in his life. She was

as white as snow, with long, soft, silky fur, and the prettiest little

face imaginable. Below her were seated cats playing on harps and

lutes, and all about the hall hurried other cats busy on some errand.

His chair was placed beside the White Cat’s; every honor was shown him,

and, because he could not eat the mice and rats that were served up in

all sorts of ways, the hands brought him his favorite dishes. While

they were thus feasting, the Prince happened to look at a bracelet that

the Cat was wearing. What was his surprise to see that it was a band of

gold that held a miniature of himself! He was lost in wonderment, as

well he might have been, for he was sure that never in his life had he

given his picture to a cat of any kind. But when he asked her about it,

she only smiled sadly, and shook her head, refusing to say anything.

After the banquet was over, as he was very tired from tramping all day

long, the hands led him to his chamber, and helped him to bed. The

next morning he was awakened by the baying of hounds, and the cries

of huntsmen under his windows. Jumping up, he quickly looked out, and

saw the whole court ready to set out to the forest. When the hands

had dressed him in a suit of Lincoln green, he joined the White Cat,

who was waiting for him to come and ride by her side to the hunt. She

was mounted on a monkey, and the hands led out a wooden horse for the

Prince to ride. At first he was inclined to be angry at being given

such a clumsy steed, but the White Cat begged him so gently to try it,

that he mounted the hobby-horse, and found that he had never ridden

better in his life.

And so, day after day, the Prince spent his time at the Castle of

the White Cat: feasting, dancing, hunting, and so quickly did the time

go by, that he forgot that his year was nearly spent. He had told the

White Cat of his quest, and how he hoped to be able to take back to

the King, his father, the most beautiful little dog in the world. But

so happy was he that he had forgotten all about it, nor would he have

remembered it at all if the Cat had not called him to her, and said,

“Prince, to-morrow you must leave me, and go back to your own world.”

[Illustration: THE PRINCE MOUNTED THE HOBBY-HORSE, AND FOUND THAT HE

HAD NEVER RIDDEN BETTER.--_Page 20._]

The Prince was heart-broken to think how he had forgotten his promise

to his father, but the White Cat told him not to grieve, and placed in

his hand an acorn, bidding him hold it to his ear. The Prince did so,

and it seemed to him that he heard the bark of a tiny dog.

“Do not open the acorn until you reach the court of the King, and I

promise you that all will be well,” she said.

So the Prince bade good-by to the White Cat sadly enough, and set out

on his homeward journey, riding his awkward hobby-horse, and in far

less time than he had taken to come, he was back again at the Palace.

His brothers had arrived before him, and, as he entered the hall, they

were showing off proudly their delicate, highly bred dogs. But when the

youngest Prince opened the acorn and displayed his beautiful little

dog, all black, resting against a white satin cushion, the whole Court

cried out in admiration that the Kingdom must surely be given to him.

The old King was a little unwilling, however, to give up ruling yet,

and the two other brothers begged so hard to have another chance that

it was finally decided that the Princes should again set out on their

travels; and that, this time, the one who should bring home the finest

piece of linen, long enough to make the king a robe, and delicate

enough to pass through the eye of a needle, should have the Kingdom

as his reward. A second time the three Princes started out, but now

the youngest Prince refused to allow his retinue to accompany him.

Instead, he mounted his old hobby-horse, and rode away to the White

Cat’s Castle. When he reached the gate, the whole Court of Cats ran

to welcome him. The White Cat received him as graciously as before,

and when the Prince told her the search he had again been sent upon,

she smiled, and promised that she would set her cleverest spinners at

work. There, for another year, the Prince stayed, and the time went as

swiftly as happiness always does, and he was amazed when the White Cat

called him to her, and told him that he must go that very night if he

wished to reach his father’s court in time for the test. Then she put

into his hand a walnut, bidding him keep it carefully until he should

reach the King’s Palace.

Just as before, he arrived as his brothers, believing that he would

not come in time, were opening out their webs of linen. Very fine they

were. The web that the eldest brother had brought would slip with ease

through a bodkin; the second son’s piece could be drawn through the eye

of a large darning needle; but the whole Court, remembering what the

youngest Prince had already done, waited to see what he had to show. He

took the walnut from his pocket and cracked it. Inside was a hazel-nut.

This he cracked, too, and, what was his surprise to find a cherry-stone!

When he had broken this in halves he saw inside a grain of wheat, and

in the grain of wheat a millet seed. And then the Prince lost heart,

and thought that the friend he had so believed in had played him some

cruel trick. But as this idea passed through his mind he felt a soft

scratch on his hand to let him know that the White Cat was true. So he

opened the millet seed, and drew forth the finest web of linen in the

world. At the least it was four hundred ells long, and so delicate that

it would slip with ease through the eye of the smallest needle that

could be found.

All the courtiers cried aloud together that the youngest Prince had

once more won the Kingdom, but the elder brothers begged for a third

chance, and as the old King was still unwilling to give up his throne,

he decided that his three sons should again set out, and that the one

who brought home the most beautiful maiden should marry her, and that

as King and Queen they should rule together over his Kingdom.

For the last time the Princes started forth on their quest. The elder

brothers took their own roads, but the youngest, mounting his old

wooden horse, rode straight to the Castle of the White Cat. She was

as happy as ever to see him, and soothed away his disappointment,

promising him all the help in her power. Just as before, the days sped

away in merry-making, and when the year rolled round again, the White

Cat told the Prince that now the time had come when he was to carry

back to his father’s Palace the most beautiful girl in the world.

“But where shall I find her?” cried the Prince, in despair. “I have

delayed too long in your castle, and now I shall never rule over my

father’s Kingdom.”

“Yes, you shall,” replied the White Cat. “If you will do as I bid you,

you shall have the most beautiful Princess in the world for your bride.

Take your sword, cut off my head and tail, and fling me into the fire

that burns in the great hall.”

The Prince angrily refused to do anything so base.

“What! After all your kindness would you have me treat you as your

worst enemy might? No, I would far rather never be King than buy my

inheritance at such a price,” he said.

But the White Cat begged so, telling him, with tears in her eyes, that

it was the greatest favor in the world that could be done her, that, at

last, the Prince consented.

He drew his sword, cut off her head and tail, and flung her into the

fire. In her stead rose up, to his great wonderment, the most beautiful

girl he had ever seen.

She stretched out her hands to him.

“Oh, you have saved me from a horrible enchantment, dear Prince,” she

cried. “If you had not done as I asked, all my life long I should have

remained a cat. I was changed into that shape, and condemned to stay

so until my death, or until the enchantment should be broken, because

I displeased the fairies who brought me up. They declared that I must

marry the hideous little King of the Dwarfs, and when I refused, and

showed them your picture, telling them that you were the only man that

I would ever wed, they threw this spell over me. And now, if you love

me as I do you, and wish to marry me, take me to your father’s Palace,

and the Kingdom shall be yours.”

The Prince, who all this time had been falling deeper and deeper in

love, helped her mount her horse, and followed by her attendants--who

were cats no longer, but men and women like themselves--the Prince and

the beautiful Princess rode back to his home.

The brides of the elder brothers were beautiful to see; the Court

could not decide which was the lovelier, but when the youngest Prince

entered the hall, every courtier declared that he had again been

successful.

The old King rose from his throne.

“My son,” he said, “the Princess you have brought home is the loveliest

lady that these old eyes have ever seen, and though my Kingdom is all

unworthy her rule, it is yours; fairly have you won it.”

But the Princess knelt down beside him, and said:--

“We will not take your crown from you, for I am Queen of five mighty

Kingdoms. Therefore you shall keep yours, and one each will I give

to your elder sons, while my husband and I will reign over the other

three.”

So every one was contented, and as for the Prince and his beautiful

Princess, none ever ruled more wisely, nor were more beloved by their

subjects than they were.

* * * * *

“And so they lived happy for ever and ever afterwards,” murmured Dolly,

contentedly. “All nice fairy tales end that way, Impty.”

But Impty only yawned, and arched his back lazily. Then he jumped down

from the bed.

“I am going to Cat-Land now,” he said, “to get you a story for

to-morrow night. And I am going to sleep under the big arm-chair, near

the door, so that I can slip out when Miss Jane comes in at seven

o’clock. If she sees me, you know she might lock me up in the shed

to-morrow night, and then, what _would_ we do?”

And, in another minute, the little lonely child--not lonely any more,

but very happy--and the black, black kitten were fast asleep.

THE SECOND NIGHT

Miss Jane must have been astonished at the willing way Dolly went to

bed the next night. There never was a child more ready to be undressed;

and although Miss Jane braided her hair in a tighter, lumpier braid

than ever, Dolly never said a word. There was no need for the child to

sit up in bed and stare at the light slanting through the shutters, as

she thought how far away her mother was. Instead, she cuddled into her

pillow contentedly, and as soon as Miss Jane was safely downstairs,

Impty jumped up, and curled himself into a soft, black ball beside her.

“To-night,” he began, “to-night I am going to tell you the tale of ‘The

King of the Field-Mice.’”

[Illustration:

THE KING

OF

THE

FIELD

MICE

]

There was, once upon a time, long, long ago in Japan, a very poor man,

a gardener named Chúgoro Yamakawa, who, with his wife, Ino-yo San,

lived in a little cottage on a small plot of ground. All that they had

to eat they raised in their garden, and their clothes were bought by

the money that the old man made in selling his vegetables and fruits

from door to door. Their only treasure was their cat Tamá, a large,

sleek fellow, and the finest mouser in the whole neighborhood. Every

day, when Chúgoro went to work in his garden, Tamá trotted after him,

and rubbed up against him, as if to say, “My dear Master! How I wish

that I could help you!”

Well, one day, as Chúgoro was digging around his young bamboo trees,

Tamá came bounding through the grass with something in his mouth. The

old man looked down, and saw that it was a pretty little field-mouse,

and, as he was a very kind-hearted man, he took it away from the cat,

who seemed perfectly contented, and trotted off as if his business was

done.

The field-mouse was not dead, only frightened, and as soon as Chúgoro

put it down on the ground again, instead of running away, it sat up on

its hind legs, and said in the tiniest, clear voice: “I owe you many

thanks, Chúgoro Yamakawa, for saving my life. Know, then, that I am the

King of all the Field-Mice, and, if you will meet me to-night at the

door of my Palace, I will bestow great riches upon you.”

The old gardener thanked the little King, and promised to meet him that

evening as soon as his work was done. So, after sunset, leaving Tamá

with Ino-yo San, he walked through the garden until he reached the hole

where the mouse was waiting for him.

“But I cannot enter here,” said Chúgoro, looking at the little hole.

“Oh, yes you can,” answered the King, “for I will touch you with my

paw, and then you will grow small like me, and able to enter my

dwelling.”

[Illustration: “KNOW, THEN, THAT I AM THE KING OF ALL THE FIELD-MICE.”

_Page 43._]

He stretched out his paw, and immediately the old man shrank and shrank

until he was no larger than the King of the Field-Mice himself.

They walked together down a narrow passage-way which, after a little,

widened into a beautiful hall, all glittering with gold and silver. In

the middle was a table richly spread with “o-tsu-yu” and salad and raw

fish, all in gorgeous lacquered bowls, with plenty of “saki” to wash

the viands down. There Chúgoro sat and feasted with the King and the

Queen and the whole Royal Court, and, as they ate, from the kitchens

came the small song of the servant mice, pounding rice for the New

Year. As they pounded, they sang this strange little ditty:--

Ton, ton! Neko sai oraneba

Nezumi no yo zakare. Ton, ton!

(When the cat’s away

The mice will play!)

After the King saw that Chúgoro could eat no more, he led him to the

treasure chamber, and filled his arms with gold and silver and fine

lacquer work; enough to make him a rich man for life. Then he led him

through the winding passage, and bade him good-by. When the old man was

out in the fields again, he found that he was the same height that he

had always been, and he hurried home to share the good news with Ino-yo

San and Tamá.

With his riches he built himself a fine new house, and bought jewels

and silk robes for his wife, and, as for Tamá, he rested at night on a

downy cushion, and lived on everything nice that a cat could wish.

Now, a rich, miserly neighbor of Chúgoro’s, Gizæmon Muratani by name,

seeing the gardener so rich and prosperous where he had always been in

want before, called upon him, and begged to know what had brought him

such wealth.

Chúrgoro, who was very generous, and who wished all the world to be

as fortunate as himself, told the whole story to Gizæmon. Immediately

the miser asked that Tamá should be lent to him, that he might once

more catch the King of the Field-Mice. The gardener willingly agreed,

and Gizæmon took Tamá, and started across the fields, with the cat

trotting at his heels. All of a sudden, Tamá darted swiftly away, and

came bounding back over the grass with something in his mouth. It was

the King of the Field-Mice again! Gizæmon set him free, and--for he was

very ungrateful--drove Tamá harshly away. The mouse thanked the rich

man as he had Chúgoro, and, in the same way, begged him to come that

night to the door of his Palace. The miser’s heart swelled with pride

and vanity.

“Now,” thought he, “I will be richer than my neighbor, for all that the

Field-Mouse gives me, and all that I have myself, will be mine.”

He could hardly wait for the sun to set, he was so anxious to gather up

his riches.

The King met him at the doorway, and touched him with his paw. Like

Chúgoro, he grew smaller and smaller until he could follow the King

down the little winding passage. When the banquet hall was reached,

he was seated at the King’s right hand, and served with all sorts of

delicious food; but the greedy man looked around instead of eating,

and, as he saw how many fine things there were in the room, and, as he

heard the little kitchen mice singing away, as they pounded:--

Ton, ton! Neko sai oraneba,

Nezumi no yo zakare. Ton, ton!

he thought, “What a fine thing it would be for me if I could make

these mice believe that a Cat _was_ here! Then they would run away,

and all these riches would be mine!”

So he called out in a loud voice, “Miaou! Miaou! Miaou!” and the

little, frightened mice fled away in a tremble. Gizæmon was beginning

to gather up the gold and silver dishes, when, all at once, he found he

was growing taller and taller and taller. He ran to the door, but he

was much too large to get out. He dropped all his stolen riches, but he

kept on growing bigger and bigger and bigger until he grew right up in

the field like a potato, and a farmer who was digging there cracked his

head with a hoe.

And so his greediness and ingratitude were rewarded, but as for Chúgoro

Yamakawa and his wife Ino-yo San, they lived with Tamá, their cat,

happy for ever and ever afterwards, as you say.

* * * * *

“But I _do_ think,” Impty added, as he jumped down from the bed, and

went to hide under the arm-chair, “I do _really_ think that Tamá was

a wonderful cat not to have eaten the field-mouse that last time. I’m

afraid _I_ should.”

THE THIRD NIGHT

Impty came dancing out of his hiding-place as soon as the sound of Miss

Jane’s footsteps died away on the stair.

“‘Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, where have you been?’” cried the little girl

gayly.

“Well, I haven’t been _quite_ to London to look at the Queen,” answered

Impty, as he pranced across to Dolly’s pillow, and curled down beside

her. “But I’ve been somewhere that’s very nearly as good, for I’ve

visited the Court of the Countess von Rustenfustenmustencrustenberg,

and heard there the story of ‘The Discontented Cat,’ and I’m going to

tell you to-night the tale of her adventures, and how she was taught to

be happy instead of being always dissatisfied.”

[Illustration:

THE

DISCONTENTED CAT

]

Once upon a time--I can’t say exactly when it was--there stood a neat,

tidy little hut on the borders of a wild forest. A poor old woman dwelt

in this hut. She lived on the whole pretty comfortably; for though

she was poor, she was able to keep a few goats, that supplied her

with milk, and a flock of chickens, that gave her fresh eggs every

morning; and then she had a small garden, which she cultivated with her

own hands, and that supplied her with cabbages and other vegetables,

besides gooseberries and apples for dumplings. Her goats browsed upon

the short grass just outside the garden, and her chickens ran about

everywhere, and picked up everything they could find. There were some

fine old trees which defended the cottage on three sides from the

cold winds, and the front was to the south, so it was very snug and

sheltered. The forest afforded her sticks and young logs for fuel, so

that she was never in want of a fire; and, altogether, she managed to

make out a pretty comfortable life of it, as times went.

The only friend and companion the old woman had was her gray cat. Now,

the cat was a middle-aged cat: she had arrived at a time of life when

people grow reflective; and she sat by the hearth and reflected very

often. What did she reflect about? That is rather a long story. You

must know, then, that a few leagues from the old woman’s hut, at the

other end of the forest, there rose a grand castle, belonging to a very

great baron. And sometimes, on fine summer mornings, as the old woman

and the cat were sitting in the sunshine, by the door, the old woman at

her spinning-wheel, and puss curled up for a nap after her breakfast,

the forest would suddenly ring with the sound of hunting-horns, shouts,

and laughter; and a train of gay ladies and richly dressed gentlemen

would sweep by on horseback, with hawk and hound, and followed by

servants in splendid liveries; for the Baron was fond of hawking and

hunting, and frequently took those diversions in the neighboring

forests. Now, it so happened that in one of the tall trees behind the

cottage there lived a magpie, not by any means an ordinary magpie, but

a bird that had seen a good deal of the world; indeed, at one time

of her life, she had, as she took care to inform everybody, lived

in the service of the Countess von Rustenfustenmustencrustenberg.

How she happened to leave such a grand situation, the magpie never

explained: to be sure, some ill-natured people did say that there had

been an awkward story about the loss of one of the Countess’s diamond

bracelets, which was found one fine morning in the inside of a hollow

tree in the garden; and that Mag was turned away in disgrace directly.

But how the matter really was I cannot say; all I know is, that she

took up her abode halfway up one of the large oaks, behind the old

woman’s hut, a long time before our story begins; and that, being of a

particularly sociable and chatty disposition, she soon established an

ardent friendship with the cat, and they became the greatest cronies

in the world. So when, as I said just now, the Baron’s grand hunting

parties swept past, they afforded the magpie a fine opportunity for

displaying her knowledge of life and the world. And sometimes, too,

she would dwell at great length on the splendor and happiness she had

enjoyed while she lived with the Countess in her Palace, till the

cat’s fur almost stood on end to hear the wonders she related. What a

place that Palace must have been! Very different, indeed, from the old

woman’s cottage.

Now these conversations with the magpie sadly unsettled the mind of the

cat; more particularly when the magpie related to her how daintily the

Countess von Rustenfustenmustencrustenberg’s cat always lived,--what

nice bits of chicken she dined upon, what delicious morsels of buttered

crumpet she often had for breakfast, what soft cushions she lay upon,

and a great deal more to the same purpose: all of which made a powerful

impression upon our wondering friend. So she sat and reflected by the

fire, while the good old woman, her mistress, went on spinning the wool

which she sold afterwards at the nearest town, to buy food and clothes.

The more the cat talked to the magpie, the more dissatisfied she became

with her present condition; till, at last, I am sadly afraid that when,

in a morning, the old woman gave her her breakfast of goats’ milk

with some nice brown bread broken into it, she began rather to despise

it, instead of taking it thankfully, as she ought to have done, for

she was very comfortably off in the cottage--having bread and milk

every morning and night, and something for dinner, too; besides what

mice she could catch, to say nothing of a stray sparrow or squirrel

now and then. But, as I said just now, the magpie’s chattering stories

unsettled her; she thought it would be so charming to dine upon bits

of roast chicken, and have buttered crumpets for breakfast, and fine

cushions to lie upon, like the Countess’s cat. All this was very silly,

no doubt; but she wanted experience: she knew nothing of the thousands

and thousands of poor cats who would have thought her life quite

luxurious. It is a very bad thing to get unsettled; it sets people

wishing and doing many foolish things.

One fine bright evening the magpie was perched upon the projecting

bough of her oak, and the cat, who thought the cottage particularly

dull that day, had come out for a little gossip.

“Good evening!” screamed the magpie, as soon as she saw her; “do come

up here and let us chat a little.” So the cat climbed up, and seated

herself on another bough a little below.

“You look out of spirits to-day,” began the magpie, bending down a very

inquisitive eye to her friend’s face. “I am afraid you are not well.

But I am not surprised. That old sparrow I saw you eating for dinner

must have been as tough as leather. It’s no wonder you are ill after

it! You should really be more careful, and only catch the nice tender

young ones.”

“Thank you,” replied the cat, in a rather melancholy tone, “I am

perfectly well.”

“Then what in the world ails you, my dear friend?”

“I don’t know,” answered the cat, “but I believe I am getting rather

tired of staying here all my life.”

“Ah!” exclaimed the magpie, “I know what that is--I feel for you, Puss;

you may well be moped, living in that stupid cottage all day. You are

not like myself, now; _I_ have had such advantages! I declare to you I

can amuse myself the whole day with the recollection of the wonderful

things I have seen when I lived in the great world.”

“There it is,” interrupted the cat. “To think of the difference in

people’s situations! Just compare my condition in this wretched hole of

a hut, with the life you say the Countess’s cat lives. I’m sure I can

hardly eat my sop in the morning for thinking of her buttered crumpets.

It’s a fine thing to be born in a Palace!”

“Indeed,” replied the magpie, “there is a great deal of truth in what

you say; and sometimes I half repent of having retired from her service

myself; but there’s a great charm in liberty--it is pleasant to feel

able to fly about wherever one likes, and have no impertinent questions

asked.”

“Does the Countess’s cat ever do any work?” inquired puss.

“Not a bit,” answered the magpie. “I don’t suppose she ever caught a

mouse in her life. Why should she? She has plenty to eat and drink,

and nothing to do but to sleep or play all day long.”

“What a life!” cried the cat. “And here am I, obliged to take the

trouble to catch birds or anything I can, if I want to make out my

dinner. What a world it is!”

“Your most obedient servant, ladies,” just at that moment hooted an old

owl from a neighboring fir-tree. “A fine evening to you!”

“Dear me, Mr. Owl! How you made me jump!” cried the magpie, quite

crossly, “I nearly tumbled down from the bough!”

To tell the truth, the magpie did not particularly care for the owl’s

company. He was apt to say very rude things sometimes; besides, he

was thought a very sensible bird, and Mag always declared she hated

sensible birds--they were so dreadfully dull, and thought themselves so

much wiser than other people.

But the cat was not sorry to have a chance to tell her woes to any one

who was so generally respected for his wisdom, and she said at once:--

“We were talking, my dear sir, on the wide differences there are in

the world.”

“You may well say that,” answered the owl, giving a blink with his

left eye. “I suppose,” he added, turning to the magpie, “that your

ladyship finds a good deal of difference between your present abode and

the Countess’s grand palace garden. I only wonder how you could bring

yourself to make such a change--at your time of life, too.”

“What a very rude speech,” thought the magpie; she fidgeted upon the

branch, drew herself up, and muttered something about people minding

their own business.

“But you, my dear cat,” went on the owl, “you have every reason to be

satisfied with your lot in life.”

“I am not so sure of that,” said the cat. “I think I have a good many

reasons for being quite the contrary; the Countess’s cat has cream and

buttered crumpets for breakfast, and sleeps on a beautiful soft cushion

all night, and all day, too, if she likes it; and just look what a dull

life of it I lead here! And I have nothing but the hearth to lie upon,

and nothing for breakfast but milk and brown bread!”

“And you ought to be thankful you can get that,” cried the owl, quite

angrily. “I can tell you what, Mrs. Puss, I have seen more of the world

than you have, and I just say this for your comfort--if you could see

how some poor cats live, you would be glad enough of your present

condition.”

“Humph!” muttered the cat, “I really don’t see how _you_ have contrived

to see so much of the world, sitting as you do in a tree all day. I

should think that the magpie ought to know something of life, after

the high society she has lived in; and I _do_ say it’s a shame that one

cat should have buttered crumpets and cream for breakfast, just because

she happens to live in a palace, while another has only brown sop,

because she happens to live in a cottage!”

“But suppose,” replied the owl, “that some other cat, who lives in a

cellar, and never gets anything to eat, except what she can pick up in

the gutters, should take it into her head to say, ‘What a shame it is

that some cats should have nice, snug cottages over their heads, and

warm hearths to sit by, and bread and milk for breakfast, while I am

obliged to live in this horrid, cold cellar, and never know how to get

a mouthful?’”

But the cat could not believe him.

“My dear Mr. Owl,” she said, “you can’t really mean that there are any

such poor cats in the world. I am sure that the magpie, with all her

experience of life, would have told me about it, if it were really so.

You must be mistaken.”

The magpie was, by this time, very tired of such a long silence, and

she broke in with:--

“You will excuse me, my worthy friend, but really you do sit there so,

day after day, blinking in the sun, without a soul to speak to, that I

don’t wonder at your taking very strange fancies into your head. I can

only say that, during the whole of my residence in the Palace of the

Countess von Rustenfustenmustencrustenberg, my late respected mistress,

I never came in contact with any cat in the condition you are pleased

to mention, and _I_ should know something of the world, I think.”

“Well,” said the owl quietly, “I will not dispute your ladyship’s

knowledge of the world, but I strongly advise our friend, Mrs. Puss, to

remain contented at home, and not try to improve her fortune by going

into the town. People should learn to know when they are well off.”

Just then, patter, patter, patter, came a few large drops through the

leaves; the magpie, making a prodigious chattering, and declaring

that a tremendous storm was coming on, flew down from the bough; and

whispering to the cat not to mind what the owl said,--“a stupid

old bird,”--she hid herself, very snugly, in a hollow place in the

trunk--not at all sorry, to tell the truth, to end the conversation.

The owl nestled himself in a thick bush of ivy that grew near, and the

cat ran into the cottage, to sit by the fire and reflect, for between

her two friends her mind was a little puzzled.

The old woman shut the cottage door, heaped some dry fir logs on the

fire, and sat down to her spinning-wheel. The rain pelted against the

shutters, the wind howled in the tree tops, and roared loudly in the

forest behind the hut; it was a terrible night out of doors, but within

the cottage it was snug enough; the fire was blazing merrily, the old

woman’s wheel turned briskly round, the kettle was singing a low, quiet

song to itself beside the crackling logs, and the cat was sitting

on the hearth looking warm and comfortable. But she was not at all

comfortable in her mind, for discontented people seldom are. It never

entered her head to consider whether there were any poor cats abroad

that night, without a shelter over them. In fact, she could think of

nothing just at this time but the luxuries enjoyed by the fortunate

cats who might happen to be born in grand palaces: so, curled up in

the warmest corner of the hearth, she sat watching the little spouts

of flame that kept flashing up from the pine logs, and wishing for the

hundredth time that day, that she had had the good luck to be a palace

cat. Presently a very strange thing happened.

All of a sudden, she felt something very lightly touch her coat, and

looking round, there stood, close by her, the most beautiful little

thing that anybody ever dreamt of. She was not many inches high, her

robe seemed made of gold and silver threads fine as gossamer, woven

together. On her head she wore a circlet of diamonds, so small and

bright that they looked like sparks of fire, and in her tiny hand she

bore a long and very slight silver wand.

The cat looked at her with astonishment; it was very odd that the old

woman did not seem to see her at all.

The beautiful little lady looked at the cat for a minute or two very

steadily; and then said, “You are wishing for something; what is it?”

By this time the cat had recovered from her fright, and was able to

speak, so she answered, “Please your Majesty, whoever you are, you have

guessed right for once--I _am_ wishing for something. I wish to live in

the Palace of the magpie’s grand Countess!”

Wonderful to relate--the words were no sooner spoken than the fairy

struck her wand upon the floor three times, and lo! and behold!

instantly there appeared a car made of four large scallop-shells joined

together, and lined with rich velvet; the wheels were studded with

the whitest pearls, and it was drawn by eight silver pheasants. The

fairy seated herself inside, and told the cat to step in after her.

Puss obeyed, and in an instant the hut, the old woman, and the little

garden, all had vanished, and she and the fairy were sailing through

the air as fast as the eight pheasants could fly.

“Where in the world are we going, please your Majesty?” said poor puss

in a dreadfully frightened tone, clinging to the sides of the car

with her claws, so that she might not be tossed out. “Hush!” said the

fairy, in a voice so solemn that the cat did not venture to ask another

question.

On, on, on they flew, and the wild heath swelled into mountains and

sank again into plain and valley; and they heard beneath them, like

the distant sea, the rustling of the wind among the clumps of pine

trees. On, on, the birds flew, till at length there appeared far below

them, the glimmering lights and dim outlines of a stately city. On, on,

the birds flew, and the city grew nearer and nearer; turrets and spires

and ancient gables rose in the bright moonlight, and the houses grew

thicker and thicker together.

At length the pheasants flew more slowly, and the cat saw that they

were approaching a marvellous building. How her heart beat, partly

with fright, partly with the rapid motion, partly with hope. Yes, they

were really drawing near a magnificent Palace. It had high towers and

carved gate-ways, that threw strange deep shadows upon the walls, and

the panes of the lattices glittered like diamonds in the moonbeams, and

smoke from the chimneys curled up into the cat’s face, and got down

her throat, and made her sneeze dreadfully--she wondered how the fairy

could bear it. But now, slowly, slowly, slowly, the magic car began

to descend, till it was just on a level with one of the windows, which

happened, very conveniently, to have been left wide open; so in flew

the pheasants, car and all, and alighted on the hearth-rug. “Jump out;

be quick!” cried the fairy. The cat did not wait to be told twice--she

was out in a twinkling; but before she could turn her head round,

car, fairy, and pheasants had vanished, and she was left alone in the

strange room. And what a room it was! It was so large that three or

four huts like her old mistress’s would have stood in it. The floor

was covered with something so thick, so warm, and so beautiful, all

over flowers in bright colors, that she had never seen anything like it

before: in short, everything in the room was so fine or so soft or so

large or so bright, that the cat could not conceive what such strange

things could be meant for.

However, she soon decided that the hearth-rug was the most delightful

bed she had ever rested upon; and stretching out her limbs upon it,

before the huge fire that was burning in the grate, she tried to

collect her scattered ideas before she went any farther in these

unknown regions. Suddenly the door opened.

“Dear me! What a pretty cat!” cried a waiting-maid, entering the room,

“and just when we are wanting another, too. My lady, the Countess, will

be quite pleased.” Then, coming up to the cat, she took her in her

arms, and began stroking her most affectionately. “Pretty Pussy! How

did you ever get into the room? Oh, I see! They left the window open,

and so you wandered in out of the street, poor little cat. It’s really

quite lucky, just as the old one is dead.” So saying, she again stroked

the cat, and carried her away into the inner room, where there sat an

old lady in an easy chair by the fire eating her supper.

“Please, your ladyship,” said the waiting-woman, “here’s a poor cat

come into the house to-night, just as we were wanting one--will your

ladyship be pleased to let it remain here?”

“To be sure,” said the old Countess von

Rustenfustenmustencrustenberg,--for it was she,--“it has come just in

time to supply the place of poor old Finette. Put it into Finette’s bed

to-night, Ermengarde, and give it a good meal first, for I dare say it

is hungry enough, poor creature. Bring it here to me, and let me stroke

it.”

You may imagine how puss purred her very loudest as the Countess patted

her, and called her a pretty cat. She thought herself now the luckiest

cat in the world. How she wished that spiteful old owl could but know

about it. Ermengarde now took her back into the first room she had

entered, and setting her down on the hearth-rug, went out. Presently

she returned, and placed before the cat a dish that held such a supper

as she had never dreamed of. However, she did full justice to it in

time; and then, after some more patting and petting, the maid again

took her up, and placed her by the side of the fire in a very pretty

basket lined with soft cushions.

The next morning the cat was awake early; the sun was shining through

the satin curtains of the splendid room, and everything in it looked

so _very_ beautiful! How different from the old woman’s hut! So the

cat sat up in the basket, and looked about her. After she had amused

herself in this way for some time, Ermengarde opened the door.

“Well, Pussy,” she said, “so you are wide awake, and ready, I dare say,

for your breakfast.”

Now for the buttered crumpets! thought the cat. The maid went out,

and quickly brought back a large saucer of rich milk, with some roll

crumbled into it. No buttered crumpets!

Puss was really disappointed. It was certainly very strange, but

perhaps she should have some another morning. However, she made a

very good breakfast, but she was a little cross all day. Soon after

breakfast the Countess came in, followed by a lapdog--a fat, spoilt,

disagreeable-looking animal--and the cat took a dislike to him at

first sight. And as for the dog, he almost growled out loud when the

Countess stooped down to stroke the cat.

“Now, Viper,” said the old lady, “be good! You know you are my own

darling, that you are; but you must not quarrel with poor pussy. No

fighting, you know, Viper!”

Whereupon Viper struggled down out of his mistress’s arms, for she had

taken him up to kiss him, and giving a short snarl, he mounted upon a

stool before the fire, and sat eying his new acquaintance with such a

fierce look that the poor cat really shook all over, and wished herself

safe out of the Palace again. However, whenever the Countess left

the room, she always called Viper away, too; so they were not left

together at all the first day. After a little the cat began to get used

to Viper’s cross looks, and did not mind him a great deal: and the old

lady petted and made so much of her, that she thought no cat had ever

been so fortunate before.

[Illustration: THE COUNTESS CAME IN, FOLLOWED BY A LAPDOG.--_Page 97._]

One day Viper was to dine with the cat, and Ermengarde brought in two

plates this time, and to work they fell with all their might. Viper had

eaten up nearly all his own dinner, and the cat was saving a beautiful

_merrythought_ for her last titbit when, as ill luck would have it, the

Countess was suddenly called out of the room.

Instantly, with a growl that sounded like thunder in the cat’s ears,

Viper darted right at the _merrythought_, crying:--

“You vile little wretch of a stray cat, do you suppose I shall allow

you to come in here and rob me of my bones?”

“Indeed, my lord,” said the cat, very much frightened, “I did not mean

to take more than my share!”

“And pray, madam,” screamed Viper, “what do you mean by that? Do you

think that I have taken more than mine? Now, Mrs. Puss, just listen to

me, once for all: if you give me any more of your impertinence, I’ll

worry you to death in two minutes!”

Poor puss! She trembled so from head to tail that she could hardly

stand, but just as she was going to beg him not to be angry, the

Countess came in again, and took Viper for his afternoon ride. Poor

puss! She was very sad all evening, and she wished many times that

she had never left her mistress’s cottage. True, she had cream for

breakfast and chicken for dinner, but what was that worth, if every

mouthful she ate she feared that Viper would snatch from her?

Fifty times did she wish herself a hundred leagues off! How careful

she resolved to be to do nothing that could possibly offend the dog.

And so, for the next three or four days, by dint of giving up to him

all her best bones, and always jumping up from her cushion whenever

he wanted to lie upon it, she managed to get on in halfway peace with

his lordship. But unluckily, one morning, puss, finding herself all

alone in the drawing-room, and feeling very sleepy--she had not rested

for nights from very fear--thought she might as well take the chance

of getting a nap. Jumping upon a high footstool near the fire, she was

soon asleep. How long she had napped she could not tell, when she was

awakened by a furious barking, and, opening her eyes, she saw Viper

standing at a little distance, looking as if he were going into fits

with rage.

Poor puss! She recollected all in a moment that she had got upon

Viper’s own footstool! She jumped down before you could count one!

“You audacious little upstart!” cried the dog, as soon as he could

speak from wrath. “Do you think I shall submit to such liberties?”

“Indeed, I humbly beg your lordship’s pardon,” stammered the poor cat,

“but I really quite forgot--”

“Forgot, indeed!” roared Viper, “I’ll teach you to forget, Mrs. Puss!”

and making a tremendous dash at her, he would have finished her in no

time, had not, fortunately, the window been open a little--just enough

for the cat to get through.

She was on the window-seat in an instant, and had scrambled out of the

window before Viper, who was very fat, could come up to her. It was

with some difficulty that he got upon the window-seat, and quite in

vain that he tried to squeeze his fat body through the opening of the

window. How he growled with disappointed rage, as he stood on his hind

legs on the window-seat, stretching his head, as far as his little

short neck would allow, through the opening, to see what had become of

puss.

Kitty-cat tales · 第 1 / 5 段