CHAPTER V.

MESHED THE HOLY.

Warning spits of snow accompany my early morning departure from the

wayside caravanserai, and it quickly develops into a blinding snow-storm

that effectually obscures the country around, although melting as it

touches the ground.

A mile from the caravanserai the trails fork, and, taking the wrong one,

I wander some miles up the mountains ere discovering my mistake.

Retracing my way, the right road is finally taken; but the gale increases

in violence, the cold is numbing to unprotected hands and ears, and the

wind and driving snow difficult to face. At one point the trail leads

through a morass, in which are two dead horses, swamped in attempting to

cross, and near by lies an abandoned camel, lying in the mud and wearily

munching at a heap of kali (cut barley-straw) placed before him by his

owners before leaving him to his kismet; perchance with a forlorn hope

that he might pull through and finally regain his feet.

I have a narrow escape from swamping in the treacherous morass myself,

sinking knee-deep in the slimy, oozing mud-mass, pulling off my geivehs

and having no end of trouble in recovering them.

Shurab is reached about noon, where the customary crowd and customary

rude accommodations await me. Quite an unaccustomed luxury, however, is

obtained at Shurab--a substance made from grapes, called sheerah,

which resembles thin molasses. A communal dish, which I see the

chapar-jee and his sliagirds prepare for themselves and eat this evening,

consists of one pint of sheerah, half that quantity of grease, a handful

of chopped onions and a quart of water. This awful mixture is stewed for

a few minutes and then poured over a bowl of broken bread; they then

gather around and eat it with their hands--that they also eat it with

great gusto goes without saying.

Opium smoking appears to be indulged in to a great extent here, two out

of the three chapar men putting in a good portion of their time "hitting"

the seductive pipe, and tinkering with their opium-smoking apparatus.

They only have one outfit between them; both of them are half blind with

ophthalmia, and the bane of their wretched existence seems to be a

Russian candle-lamp, with a broken globe, that persists in falling apart

whenever they attempt to use it--which, by the by, is well-nigh all

the time--in manipulating the opium needle and pipe. Observing them

from my rude shake-down, after supper, bending persistently over this

broken, or ever-breaking lamp, their sore eyes and shrunken features, the

suzzle-suzzle of the opium as they suck it into the primer and inhale the

fumes--the indescribable odor of the drug pervading the

room--all this would seem to be a picture of an ideal Chinese opium

den rather than of a chapar-khana in Persia.

A broken bridge and miles of deep mud not far ahead has been the burthen

of information gathered from the villagers during the afternoon, and the

chapar-jee urges upon me the necessity of employing men and horses to

carry me and the bicycle across these obstructions into Nishapoor.

Preferring to take my chances of getting through, however, I pay no heed

to these warnings, well aware that the chapar-jee's interest in the

matter begins and ends in the fact that he has horses to hire himself.

In imitation of my example yesterday, I wander off the proper road again

this morning, taking a road that leads to an abandoned ford instead of to

the bridge, a mistake that is probably a very good one to have made when

viewed from the stand-point of mud, as my road is at least the shorter

one of the two.

A wild-looking, busby-decked crowd of Khorassani goatherds from a

neighboring village follow behind me across the level mudflats leading to

the stream, vociferously clamoring for me to ride. They shout

persistently: "H-o-i! Sowar shuk; tomasha! tomasha!" even when they see

the difficult task I have of it getting the bicycle through the mud. I

have singled out a big, sturdy goat-herder to assist me across the

streams, of which I learn there are two, a mile or thereabout apart, and

his compatriots are accompanying us to see us cross, as well as being

impelled by prying curiosity to see how many kerans he gets for his

trouble. The first stream is found to be arm-pit deep, with a fairly

strong current. My sturdy Khorassani crosses over first, to try the

bottom, feeling his way with a long-handled spade; he then returns and

carries the bicycle across on his head, afterward carrying me across

astride his shoulders, landing me safely with nothing worse than wet

feet.

A mile of awful saline mud, and stream number two is reached and crossed

in a similar manner--although here I unfortunately cross part way

over fairly sitting on the water. The water and the weather are both

uncomfortably chilly, and my assistant emerges from the second stream

with chattering teeth and goose-pimply flesh. A liberal and well-deserved

present makes him forget personal discomforts, and, fervently kissing my

hand and pressing my palm to his forehead, he tells me there is no more

water ahead, and, recrossing the stream, he wends his way homeward again.

Fortunately the road improves rapidly, developing beyond the Nishapoor

Valley into smooth, upland camel-trails that afford quite excellent

wheeling. The Nishapoor Valley impresses me as about the finest area of

cultivation seen in Persia, except, perhaps, the Tabreez Plain; and

toward Gadamgah the country gets positively beautiful--at least, beautiful

in comparison. Crystal streamlets come purling and gurgling across the

road over pebbly beds; and, looking northward for their source, one finds

that the usually gray and uninteresting foot-hills have changed into

bright, green slopes, on whose cheerful brows are seen an occasional pine

or cedar. Overtopping these green, grassy slopes are dark, rugged rocks,

and higher still the grim white region of--winter. Somewhere behind

these emerald foot-hills, near Gadamgah, are the famous turquoise mines

alluded to in the "Veiled Prophet of Khorassan." The mines are worked at

the present time, but only in a desultory and unenterprising manner.

Favored with good roads, I succeed in reaching Gadamgah before dark,

where, besides a comfortable and commodious caravanserai, and the

pleasure of seeing around a number of fine-spreading cedars, one can

obtain the rare luxury of pine-wood to build a fire.

Immediately upon my arrival a knowing and respectable-looking old

pilgrim, who calls himself a hadji and a dervish from Mazan-deran,

rescues me from the annoying importunities of the people and invites me

to share the accommodation of his menzil. Augmenting his scanty stock of

firewood and obtaining eggs and bread, quite a comfortable evening is

spent in reclining beside the blazing pine-wood fire, which is itself no

trifling luxury in a country of scanty camel-thorn and tezek. Whenever

the prying curiosity of the occupants of neighboring menzils impels them

to visit our quarters, to stand and stare at me, my friend the hadji

waxes indignant, and, waving a stick of firewood threateningly toward

them, he pours forth a torrent of withering and sarcastic remarks. Once,

in his wrath, he hops lightly off the menzil floor, seizes an individual

twice his own size by the kammerbund, jerks him violently forward, bids

him stare until he gets ashamed of staring, and then, turning him round,

shoves him unceremoniously away again, pursuing him as he retreats to his

own quarters with vengeful shouts of "y-a-h!"

To a few eminently respectable travellers, however, the hadji graciously

accords the coveted privilege of squatting around our fire and chatting.

Being himself a person who dearly loves the music of his own voice, he

holds forth at great length on the subject of himself in particular,

dervishes in general, and the Province of Mazanderaii. Like a good many

other people conscious of their own garrulousness, the hadji evidently

suspects his auditors of receiving his statements with a good deal of

allowance; consequently, when impressing upon them the circumstance of

his hailing from Mazanderan--a fact that he seems to think creditable in

some way to himself--he produces from the depths of his capacious

saddlebags several dried fish of a variety for which that province is

celebrated, and exhibits them in confirmation of his statements.

It is genuine wintry weather, and with no bedclothes, save a narrow

horse-blanket borrowed from my impromptu friend, I spend a cold,

uncomfortable night, for a caravanserai menzil is but a mere place of

shelter after all. The hadji rises early and replenishes the fire, and

with his little brass teapot we make and drink a glass of tea together

before starting out.

At daybreak the hadji goes outside to take a preliminary peep at the

weather, and returns with the unwelcome intelligence that it is snowing.

"Better snow than rain," I conclude, as I prepare to start, little

thinking that I am entering upon the toughest day's experience of the

whole journey through Persia.

Before covering three miles, the snow-storm develops into a regular

blizzard; a furious, driving storm that would do credit to Dakota.

Without gloves, and in summer clothes throughout, I quickly find myself

in a most unenviable plight. It is no common snow-storm; every few

minutes a halt has to be made, hands buffeted and ears rubbed to prevent

these members from freezing; yet foot-gear has to be removed and streams

waded in the bitter cold.

The road leads up into a region of broken hills, and the climax of my

discomfort is reached, when the blizzard is raging with ever-increasing

fury, and the cold has already slightly nipped one finger. While

attempting to cross a deep, narrow stream without disrobing, it is my

unhappy fate to drop the bicycle into the water, and furthermore to front

the necessity of instantly plunging in, armpit deep, to its rescue. When

I emerge upon the opposite bank my situation is really quite critical; in

a few moments my garments are frozen stiff; everything I have with me is

wet; my leathern case, containing the small stock of medicines, matches,

writing material, and other small but necessary articles, is full of

water, and, with hands benumbed, I am unable to unstrap it.

My only salvation consists in vigorous exercise, and, conscious of this,

I splurge ahead through the blinding storm and the fast-deepening snow,

fording several other streams, often emerging dripping from the icy water

to struggle through waist-deep snow-drifts that are rapidly accumulating

under the influence of the driving blast and fast-falling snow. Uncertain

of the distance to the next caravanserai, I push determinedly forward in

this condition for several hours, making but slow progress. Everything

must come to an end, however, and twenty miles from Gadamgah the welcome

outlines of a road-side caravanserai become visible through the thickly

falling snow-flakes, and the din of many jangling camel-bells proclaims

it already occupied.

The caravanserai is found so densely crowded with people, horses, camels,

and their loads that it is impossible to at first carry the bicycle

inside. Confusion, and more than confusion, reigns supreme; every menzil

is occupied, and the whole interior space is a confused mass of

charvadars, stoutly vociferating at one another and at the pack-animals

lying down, wandering about, or being unloaded.

Leaving the bicycle outside in the snow, I clamber over the humpy forms

of kneeling camels, through an intricate maze of mules and over

barricades of miscellaneous merchandise, and, making a virtue of dire

necessity, invade the menzil of a well-to-do looking traveller. Here,

waiving all considerations of whether my presence is acceptable or the

reverse, I take a seat beside their fire and forthwith proceed to shed my

saturated foot-gear. Under ordinary conditions this proceeding would be

nothing less than a piece of sublime assurance; but necessity knows no

law, and my case is really very urgent. When I explain to the occupants

of the menzil that this nolens volens invasion of their premises is but a

temporary arrangement, in the flowery language of polite Persian they

tell me that the menzil, the fire, and everything they have is mine.

After the inevitable examination of my map, compass, and sundry effects,

I begin to fancy my presence something of an embarrassment, and

consequently am not a little gratified at hearing the authoritative voice

of my friend the hadji shouting loudly at the charvadars, telling them

that he is a hadji and a Mazanderan dervish, for whom they cannot clear

the way too quickly. Looking round, I see him appear at the caravanserai

entrance with a party of pilgrims, in whose company he has journeyed from

Gadamgah. The combined excellences that enter into the composition of a

person who is both a dervish and an ex-Mecca pilgrim are of great benefit

in securing the respect and consideration of the common herd in Persia;

and as, in addition to this, our hadji commands attention by the peculiar

tone and volume of his voice when delivering his commands, his tall,

angular steed is quickly tied up in a snug and sheltered corner and his

saddle-bags deposited on the floor of a fellow-pilgrim's menzil.

Hearing of my arrival, he straightway seeks me out and invites me to

share the accommodation of his new-found quarters, not forgetting to

explain to the people he finds me with, however, that he is a hadji, a

dervish, and that he hails from Mazanderan. I shouldn't be much surprised

to see him back up the latter assertion by producing a dried fish from

the ample folds of his kammerbund; but these finny witnesses are reserved

to perform their role later in the evening.

As the gloom of night envelopes the interior of the caravanserai, and the

scores of little brushwood fires smoke and glimmer and twinkle fitfully,

the scene appeals to an observant Occidental as being decidedly unique,

and totally unlike anything to be seen outside of Persia. Around each

little fire, from four to a dozen figures are squatting, each group

forming a most social gathering; some are singing, some chatting

pleasantly, some quarrelling and arguing violently; some are shouting

lustily at each other across the whole width of the serai; all are taking

turns at smoking the kalian or sipping tea, or preparing supper.

Occasionally a fiery wheel glows through the darkness, from which fly

myriads of sparks, looking very pretty as it describes rapid circles.

This is a. little wire cage, full of live charcoal, that is being swung

round and round like a sling to enliven the coals for priming the kalian.

In the middle space, crowded with animals and their loads, the horses,

being all stallions, are constantly squealing and fighting; camels, are

grunting dolefully, donkeys are braying and bells clanging, and grooms

and charvadars are shouting and quarrelling. Taken all in all, the

interior of a crowded caravanserai is a decidedly animated place.

The snow-storm subsides during the night, and a clear, frosty morning

breaks upon a wintry landscape, in which nothing is visible but snow. The

hadji announces his intention of "Inshallah Meshed, am roos" (please God,

we will reach Meshed to-day) as he covers up the obtrusive tail of a fish

emerging from one of the saddle-bags and prepares to mount. I give him my

packages to carry, by way of lightening my burden as much as possible for

the struggle through the snow, and promise him a bottle of arrack, upon

reaching Meshed, as a reward for thus assisting me through. Arrack is

forbidden fruit to a hadji above all things else, so that nothing I could

promise him would likely prove more tempting or acceptable, or be better

appreciated!

It proves slavish work trundling, tugging, and carrying the bicycle

through the deep snow along a half-broken trail made by a few horses, and

through deep drifts; but the cold, bracing air is favorable for exertion,

and by ten o'clock we reach Shahriffabad, where a halt is made to prepare

a cup of tea and to give the hadji's horse a feed of barley. At

Shahriffabad we are warned that on the hills between here and Meshed snow

will be found two feet deep, streams belly deep to the hadji's horse will

have to be forded, and, toward Meshed, mud knee-deep. Conscious that the

mud will be "knee-deep" the whole distance, after the disappearance of

the snow, this makes us only the more eager to push on while we may.

The sun has by this time become uncomfortably warm, and the narrow trail

is fast becoming a miry pathway of mud and slush under the trampling feet

of the animals gone ahead, and of villagers' donkeys returning from the

city. Mile after mile is devoted to the unhappy task of trundling the

bicycle ahead, rear wheel aloft, through mud and slush varying from

ankle-deep to worse, occasionally varying the programme by fording a

stream.

Late in the afternoon we arrive at the summit of the hills overlooking

the Meshed Plain, and the hadji points out enthusiastically the golden

dome of Imam Biza's sanctuary; the yellow, glistening goal whose famed

sanctity has attracted hosts of pilgrims from all quarters of Central

Asia for ages past. The hills hereabout are of a rocky character, and

pious pilgrims have gathered into little mounds every loose piece of

rock, it being customary for each pilgrim to find a stone and add it to

one of these piles upon first viewing the bright golden dome of the holy

city from this commanding spot.

Below the rocky paths of this declivity the snow disappears in favor of

slippery mud, and the hadji's wearied charger slips and slides about, to

the imminent danger of its rider's neck; and all the time the slim

Turkoman! steed trembles visibly in terror of the old Mazanderan

dervish's whip and his awful threats. Two miles down the bed of the

stream, crossing and recrossing it a dozen times, often thigh-deep, and

we emerge upon the gently sloping area of the Meshed Plain, with the

yellow beacon-light of Meshed glowing in the mellow light of the evening

sun six miles away.

The late storm has been chiefly rain in the lower altitude of the plain,

and the day's sunshine has partially dried the surface, but leaving it

slippery and treacherous here and there. After leaving the bed of the

stream the hadji becomes anxious about reaching Meshed before dark, and

advises me to mount and put on the speed.

"Inshallah, Meshed yek saat," he says, and so I mount and bid him follow

along behind. By vocal suasion and a liberal application of his cruel,

triple-thonged, raw-hide whip, he urges his well-nigh staggering animal

into a canter, lifting his forefeet clear of the ground seemingly by the

bridle at every jump. Suspicious as to his lank and angular steed's

sure-footedness under the strain, I take the very laudable precaution of

keeping as far from him as possible, not caring to get mixed up in a

catastrophe that seems inevitable every time the horse, goaded by the

stinging stimulus of the whip and the threats, makes another jump. Not

more than a mile of the six is covered when I have ample reason for

congratulating myself on taking this precaution, for the horse stumbles,

and, being too far gone to recover himself, comes down on his nose, and

the "hadji and Mazanderau dervish" is cutting a most ridiculous figure in

the mud. His tall lambskin hat flies off and lands in a pool of muddy

water some distance ahead; the ponderous saddle-bags, which are merely

laid on the saddle, shoot forward athwart the horse's neck, the horse's

nose roots quite a furrow in the road, and the horse's owner picks

himself up and takes a woeful survey of his own figure. It is needless to

say that the survey includes a good deal more real estate than the hadji

cares to claim, even though it be the semi-sacred soil of the Meshed

Plain.

The poor horse is altogether too tired to attempt to recover his legs of

his own inclination; but, regarding him as the author of his ignominious

misadventure, the hadji surveys him with a wrathful eye for a moment,

mutters a few awful imprecations--imported, no doubt, from Mazanderan--and

then attacks him savagely about the head with the whip. In his wrath and

determination to make a lasting impression of each blow given, the hadji

emphasizes each visitation with a very audible grunt; and, to speak

correctly, so does the horse. It goes without saying, however, that

master and animal grunt from widely different motives; although, so far

as the mere audible performance is concerned, one grunt might almost be

an echo of the other.

At length, by adopting a more circumspect pace, we reach the gate of the

holy city about sunset without further mishap. The hadji leads the way

through a bewildering labyrinth of narrow streets that consist of an open

sewage-ditch in the centre, at present full of filth, and a narrow

footway of rough, broken, and mud-bespattered cobble-stones on either

side. Of course we are followed through these fearful thoroughfares by a

surging and vociferous crowd of people such as a Central Asian city alone

can produce; but I can this time happily afford to smile at these usually

irritating accompaniments to my arrival in a populous city, for ten

minutes after entering the gate finds me shaking hands with Mr. Gray, the

genial telegraphist of the Afghan Boundary Commission. With a

well-guarded gate between our cosey quarters and the shouting mob

outside, the evening is spent very pleasantly and quietly, in striking

comparison with what it would have been had no one been here to afford me

a place of refuge.

Meshed is "the jumping off place" of telegraphy; the electric spider

spins his galvanized web no farther in this direction, and the dirge-like

music of civilization's--AEolian harp, that, like the roll of

England's drum, is heard around the world, approaches the barbarous

territory of Afghanistan from two directions, but recoils from entering

that fanatical and conservative domain. It approaches from Persia on the

one side, and from India on the other; but as yet it only approaches. The

drum has already been there; it is only a question of time when the

AEolian harp will follow.

It is with lively recollection of Khorassani March weather and the

experience of the last few days that, after a warm bath, I array myself

in a suit of Mr. Gray's clothing, elevate my slippered feet, "Yenghi

Donia fashion," on a pile of Turcoman! carpets, and, abetted by the

cheering presence of a bottle of Shiraz wine, exchange my recent

experiences on the road for telegraphic scraps of the latest news. How

utterly unsatisfactory and altogether wretched seems even the gilded

palace of a Persian provincial governor--the meaningless compliments, the

salaaming lackeys and empty show of courtesy, when compared with the

cosey quarters, the hearty welcome, the honest ring of an Englishman's

voice, and the genuineness of everything!

Shortly after my arrival, a gentleman with a coal-black complexion, a

retreating forehead, and an overshadowing wealth of lip appears at the

door bearing a tray of sweetmeats. Making a profound salaam, he steps out

of his slipper-like shoes, enters, and places the sweetmeats on the

table, smiling a broad expectant-of-backsheesh smile the while he

explains his mission.

"The Sartiep has sent you his salaams and a present of sweetmeats,

preparatory to calling round himself," explains mine host; "he is a

Persian gentleman, Ali Akbar Khan, at the head of the Meshed

telegraph-service, and has the rank of general or Sartiep." The Sartiep

himself arrives shortly afterward, accompanied by his favorite son, a

budding youth of some eight or ten summers, of whose beauty he feels very

justly proud. The Sartiep's son is one of those remarkably handsome boys

met with occasionally in modern Persia, and which so profusely adorn old

Persian paintings. With soft, girlish features, big, black, lustrous

eyes, and an abundance of long hair, they remind one of the beautiful

youths of Oriental romance; his fond parent takes him about on his visits

and finds much gratification in the admiring remarks bestowed upon the

son.

The Sartiep is an ideal Persian official, courteous and complimentary,

but never forgetful of Ali Akbar Khan; his full, round figure and sensual

Oriental face speak eloquently of mutton pillau and other fattening

dishes galore, sweetmeats, cucumbers, and melons; and deep draughts from

pleasure's intoxicating cup have not failed to leave their indelible

marks. In this particular the Sartiep is but a casually selected sample

of the well-to-do Persian official. Leaving out a few notable exceptions,

this brief description of him suffices to describe them all.

Following in the train of the Sartiep arrive more servants, bearing

dishes of kabobs, herb-seasoned pillau, and various other strange, savory

dishes, which, Mr. Gray explains, are considered great delicacies among

the upper-class Persians and are intended as a great compliment to me.

Although Mohammedans, and particularly Shiite Mohammedans, are forbidden

by their religion to indulge in alcoholic beverages, the average high

official in Persia is anything but a sanctimonious individual, and

partakes with a keen relish of the forbidden fruit in an open-secret

manner. The thin, transparent veil of abstemiousness that the Persian

noble wears in deference to the sanctimonious pretensions of the mollahs

and seyuds and the public eye at large, is cast aside altogether in the

presence of intimate friends, and particularly if that intimate friend is

a Ferenghi. Owing to their association in the telegraph-service, mine

host and the Sartiep are on the most intimate terms. The Sartiep soon

after his arrival intimates, with a humorous twinkle of the eye, that he

feels the need of a little medicine. Mr. Gray, as becomes a good

physician who knows well the constitutional requirements of his patient,

and who knows what to prescribe without even going through the

preliminary act of feeling the pulse, produces a pale-green bottle and a

tumbler and pours out a full dose of its contents for an adult.

The patient swallows it at a gulp, nibbles a piece of sweetmeat, and

strokes his stomach in token of approval.

"What was the medicine you prescribed, Gray?" "High wines," says the

physician, "95 proof alcohol; a bottle that the entomologist of the

Boundary Commission happened to leave here a year ago; it was the only

thing in the house except wine. The patient pronounces it the 'best

arrack' he ever tasted; the firier these fellows can get it the better

they like it."

"Why, it didn't even make him gasp!"

"Gasp--nonsense; you haven't been in Persia as long as I have yet, or you

wouldn't say 'gasp' even at 95% alcohol."

But how polite, how complimentary, these French of Asia are, and how

imaginative and fanciful their language! Not having shaved since leaving

Teheran, after surveying myself in the glass, I feel called upon, in the

interest of fellow-wheelmen elsewhere, to explain to our discerning

visitors that all bicyclers are not distinguished from their fellow men

by a bronzed and stubby phiz and an all-around vagrom appearance.

The Sartiep strokes his beard and stomach, casts a lingering glance at

the above-mentioned green-glass bottle, smiles, and replies: "Having

accomplished so wonderful a journey, you are now prettier with your

rough, unshaven face than you ever were before; you can now survey

yourself in the looking-glass of fame instead of in a common mirror that

reflects all the imperfections of ordinary mortals." Having delivered

himself of this compliment, the Sartiep's eye wanders in the direction of

the 95% alcohol again, and the next minute is again smacking his lips and

complacently stroking his stomach.

In the morning, before I am up, a servant arrives from a Mesh-edi notable

named Hadji Mahdi, bringing salaams from his master, and a letter clothed

in the fine "apparel diplomatique" of the Orient. The letter, although in

reality nothing more than a request to be allowed to come and see the

bicycle, reads in substance as follows: "Salaams from Hadji Mahdi--may he

be your sacrifice!-to Gray Sahib and the illustrious Sahib who has

arrived in Holy Meshed from Teheran, on the wonderful asp-i-awhan, the

fame of whose deeds reaches to the ends of the earth. Bismillah! May your

shadows never grow less! Your sacrifice's brother, Hadji Mollah Hassan,

whose eyes were gladdened by a sight of the asp-i-awhan Sahib at

Shahrood, and who now sends his salaams, telegraphs me--his unworthy

brother--that upon the Sahib's arrival in Meshed I should render him

any assistance he might need. Inshallah, with your permission--may

it not be withheld--your sacrifice will be pleased to call and

gladden his eyes with a sight of Gray Sahib and the illustrious Sahib his

guest."

As might have been expected, the advent of a Ferenghi on so strange a

vehicle as a bicycle, arriving in the sacred city of Imam Eiza's

sanctuary, arouses universal curiosity; and not only the Sartiep and

Hadji Mahdi, but hundreds of big-turbaned Meshedi notables, mollahs, and

seyuds are admitted during the day to enjoy the happy privilege of

feasting their eyes on the latest proof of the Ferenghis' wonderful

marifet,

Upon receipt of the telegram at Shahrood refusing me permission to go

through Turkestan, I telegraphed to Mr. Gray, requesting him to obtain

leave for me to go to the Boundary Commission Camp, and accompany them

back to India, or reach India from the camp alone. Mr. Gray kindly

forwarded my request to the camp, and now urges me to consider myself his

guest until the return courier arrives with the answer. This turns out to

mean a stop-over of seven days, and on the second day immense crowds of

people assemble in the street, shouting for me to come out and ride the

bicycle. The clamor on the streets renders it impossible for them to

transact business in the telegraph office, and several times requests are

sent in begging me to appease them and stop the uproar by riding to and

fro along the street. An outer door separates the compound in which the

house is built from the street, and to prevent the rabble from invading

the premises, and the possibility of unpleasant consequences, the

Governor-General stations a guard of four soldiers at the door. This

precaution works very well so far as the common herd are concerned, but

every hour through the day little knots of priestly men in the flowing

new garments and spotless turbans representing their Noo Roos purchases,

or the lamb's-wool cylinder and semi-European garb of the official,

bribe, coerce, or command the guard to let them in.

These persistent people generally stand in a respectful attitude just

inside the outer gate, and send word in by a servant that a Shahzedah

(relative of the Shah) wishes to see the bicycle. After the first

"Shahzedah" has been treated with courtesy and consideration in deference

to his royal relative at Teheran, fully two-thirds of those who come

after unblushingly proclaim themselves uncles, cousins, or nephews of

"His Majesty, the King of Kings and Ruler of the Universe!" The constant

worry and annoyance of these people compel us to adopt measures of

self-defence, and so, after admitting about a hundred uncles, twice that

number of nephews, and Heaven knows how many cousins, we conclude that

blood-relations of the Shah are altogether too numerous in Meshed to be

of much consequence. Soon after arriving at this conclusion, Mr. Gray's

farrash, an Armenian he brought with him from Ispahan, comes in with a

message that another Shahzedah has succeeded in getting past the guard

and sends in his salaams. "Shahzedah be d----d! Turn him out--put him

outside, and tell the guards to let nobody else in without our

permission!"

A moment later the farrash re-enters with the look of a man scarcely able

to control his risibilities, and says the man and his friends are still

inside the gate.

"Why the devil don't you put them out, as you are told, then?"

"He says he is the Padishah's step-father."

"Well, what if he is the Padishah's step-father? It's nothing to be the

Shah's step-father; the Shah probably has five hundred step-father's, to

say the least--turn him out. No; hold hard; let him stay."

We conclude that a step-father to the king, whether genuine or only a

counterfeit, is at least something of a relief after the swarms of

nephews, cousins, and uncles, and so order him to be shown in He proves

to be a corpulent little man about sixty, who advances up the bricked

walk toward us, making about three extra profound salaams to the rod and

smiling in a curious, apprehensive manner, as though not quite assured of

his reception. About a dozen long-robed mollahs and seyuds follow with

timid hesitancy in his wake. Strange to say, he makes no allusion to his

illustrious step-son, the King of Kings at Teheran; and plainly betrays

embarrassment when Gray mentions the fact of my having appeared before

him on the wheel. We conclude that the Shah's step-father and the little

group of holy men clubbed together and paid the Persian guard about a

keran to let them in, and perhaps another half-keran to the Armenian

farrash for not summarily turning them out. He tries very hard, however,

to make himself agreeable, and when told about the Russians refusing me

the road, exclaims artfully: "I was not an enemy of the Russians before I

heard this, but now I am their worst enemy! Suppose the Sahib's iron

horse was a wheel of fire, what harm would it do their country even

then?"

Our most distinguished caller to-day is Mirza Abbas Khan, C. I. E., a

Kandahari gentleman, who has been the British political agent at Meshed

for many years. He makes a formal call in all the glory of his official

garments, a magnificent Cashmere coat lined with Russian sable and

profusely trimmed with gold braid; a servant leads his gayly caparisoned

horse, and another brings up the rear with a richly mounted kalian.

Appearances count for something among the people of Northeastern Persia,

and Abbas Khan draws a sufficiently large salary to enable him to wear

gorgeous clothes, and thereby dim the lustre of his bitter rival, the

political agent of Russia.

Abbas Khan is perhaps the handsomest man in Meshed, is in the prime of

life, dyes his flowing beard an orthodox red, and possesses most charming

manners; in addition to his ample salary he owns the revenue of a village

near Meshed, and seems to be altogether the right man in the right place.

Abbas Khan and a friend of his from Herat both agree that the

difficulties and dangers of Afghanistan will be likely to prove

insurmountable; at the same time promising any assistance they can render

me in getting to India, consistent, of course, with Abbas Khan's duties

as British Agent. It seems to be a pretty general opinion that

Afghanistan will prove a stumbling-block in my path; friends at Teheran

telegraph again, advising me to go anywhere rather than risk the dangers

to be apprehended in that most lawless and fanatical territory. Nothing

can be decided on, however, until the arrival of an answer from the

Commission.

In the meantime, the days slowly pass away in Meshed; every day come

scores of visitors and invitations to go and ride for the delectation of

sundry high officials; ever-present are the crowds in the streets

shouting, "Tomasha! tomasha! Sowar shuk!" and the frequent squabbles at

the gate between the guard and the people wanting to come in.

Above the din and clamor of the crowd outside there sometimes arise the

chanting voices of a party of newly arrived pilgrims making their way

joyously through the thronged streets toward the gold-domed sanctuary of

Imam Riza, the tomb being situated a couple of hundred yards down the

street from our quarters. Sometimes we hear parties of men uttering

strange cries and sounding aloud the praises of Imam Riza, Houssein,

Hassan, and other worthies of the Mohammedan world, in response to which

are heard the swelling voices of a multitude of people shouting in

chorus, "Allah be praised! Allah be praised!!" These weird chanters are

dervishes, who, with tiger-skin mantles drawn carelessly about them,

clubs or battle-axes on shoulder, their long unkempt hair dangling down

their backs, look wildly grotesque as they parade the streets of the

Persian Mecca.

Meshed is a strange city for a Ferenghi to live in; every day are heard

the chanting and singing of newly arriving bands of pilgrims, the

strange, wild utterances of dervishes preaching on the streets, and the

shouting responses of their auditors. Conspicuous above everything else

in the city, as gold is conspicuous from dross, is the golden dome and

gold-tipped minarets of the holy edifice that imparts to the city its

sacred character. The gold is in thin plates covering the hemispherical

roof like sheets of tin; like most Eastern things, its appearance is more

impressive from a distance than at close quarters. Grains of barley

deposited on the roof by pigeons have sprouted and grown in rank bunches

between the thin gold plates, many of which are partially loose,

imparting to the place an air of neglect and decay. By resting their feet

on the dome of this sacred edifice, the pigeons of Meshed have themselves

become objects of veneration; shooting them is strictly prohibited, and a

mob would soon be about the ears of anyone venturing to do them harm.

The two most important persons in Meshed are the acting Governor-General

of Khorassan, and Mardan Khan, Ex-Governor of Sarakhs and Hereditary

Chief of the powerful tribe of Timurees. Of course, the Governor sends

his salaams, and invites me to come round to the government konak and

favor him with an exhibition. Since our refusal to entertain any more of

the "Shah's relations," we find that the worthy and long-suffering Abbas

Khan has been worried almost to the verge of despair by requests from all

over the city begging the privilege of seeing me ride.

"Knowing that you have been worried in the same way yourselves," says

Abbas Kahu, "I have replied to them, 'Is the Sahib a giraffe and I his

keeper? Why, then, do you come to me? The Sahib has travelled a long way,

and is stopping here to rest, not to make an exhibition of himself."

An exception is of course made in favor of the Governor-General and

Mardan Khan. The Government compound is a large enclosure, and to reach

the Governor-General's quarters one has to traverse numerous long

court-yards connected with one another by long, gloomy passage-ways of

brick, where the tramping of the sentinels and the march of retiring and

relieving guards resound through the vaults like an echo of mediaeval

times.

There is nothing particularly interesting about the Governor's

apartments, but Mardan Khan's palace is a revelation of barbaric splendor

entirely different from anything hitherto seen in the country. In

contradistinction to the dazzling, silvery glitter of the mirror-work and

stuccoed halls of the Teheran palaces, the home of the wealthy Timuree

Chieftain is distinguished by a striking and lavish display of colored

glass, gilt, and tinsel.

Mardan Khan is a valued friend of Mirza Abbas Khan and a man of powerful

influence; besides this, he is a pronounced admirer of the Ingilis as

against the Oroos, and my reception at his palace almost takes the

character of an ovation. News of the great tomasha has evidently been

widely spread, crowds of outsiders fill the streets leading to the

palace, and inside the large garden are scores of the elite of the city,

mollahs, seyuds, official and private gentlemen; the numerous niches of

the walls are occupied by groups of closely veiled females. Trundling

through this interesting and expectant crowd with Abbas Khan, Mardan Khan

issues forth in flowing gown of richest Cashmere-shawl material and gold

braid, to greet us and to take a preliminary peep at the bicycle, and to

lead the way into his gorgeously colored room of state.

The scene in this room is an ideal picture of the popular occidental

conception of the "gorgeous East." Abbas Khan and Mar-dan Khan sit

cross-legged side by side on a rich Turcoman rug, salaaming and

exchanging compliments after the customary flowery and extravagant

language of the Persian nobility. The marvellous pattern and costly

texture of Abbas Khan's coat, the gold braid, the Russian sable lining,

and the black Astrakhan cylinder he wears, are precisely matched by the

garments of Mardan Khan. Twenty or thirty of the most important

dignitaries and mollahs of the city are ranged according to their

respective rank or degree of holiness around the room; prominent among

them is the Chief Imam of Meshed, a very important and influential person

in the holy city.

The Chief Imam is a slim-built, sharp-looking individual of about forty

summers, with a face pale, refined, and intellectual; hands white and

slender as a lady's, and a foot equally shapely and feminine. He wears a

monster green turban, takes his turn regularly at the kalian, and passes

it on to the next with the easy gracefulness that comes of good breeding;

and by his manners and appearance he creates an impression of being a

person rather superior to his surroundings.

Liveried pages pass around little glasses of tea, kalians, cigarettes,

and sweetmeats, as well as tiny bottles of lemon-juice and rose-water, a

few drops of these two last-named articles being used by some of the

guests to impart a fanciful flavor to their tea. Now and then a new guest

arrives, steps out of his shoes in the hallway, salaams, and takes his

proper position among the people already here. Everybody sits on the

carpet except me, for whom a three-legged camp-stool has been

thoughtfully provided.

Finally, all the guests having arrived, I ride several times around the

brick-walks, the strange audience of turbaned priests and veiled women

showing their great approval in murmuring undertones of "kylie khoob" and

involuntary acclamations of "Mashallah! mash-all-ah!" as they witness

with bated breath the strange and incomprehensible scene of a Ferenghi

riding a vehicle, that will not stand alone.

Altogether, the great tomasha at Mardan Khan's is a decided success.

Scarcely can this be said, however, of the "little tomasha" given to the

members of Abbas Khan's own family on the way home. Abbas Khan's compound

is very small, and the brick-walks very rough and broken; therefore, it

is hardly surprising to me, though probably somewhat surprising to him,

when, in turning a corner I execute an undignified header into a bunch of

busbies.

The third day after my arrival in Meshed, I received a telegram from the

British Charge d'Affaires at Teheran saying: "You must not attempt to

cross the frontier of Afghanistan at any point." Two days later the

expected courier arrives from the Boundary Commission Camp with a letter

saying: "It is useless for you to raise the question of coming to the

Commission Camp. In the first place, the Afghans would never allow you to

come here; and if you should happen to reach here, you would never be

able to get away again."

These two very encouraging missives from our own people seem at first

thought more heartless than even the "permission refused" of the

Russians. It occurs to me that this "you must not attempt to cross the

Afghan frontier" might just as easily have been told me at the Legation

at Teheran as when I had travelled six hundred miles to get to it; but

the ways of diplomacy are past the comprehension of ordinary mortals.

What, after all, are the ambitions and enterprises of an individual,

compared to the will and policy of an empire? No matter whether the

empire be semi-civilized and despotic, or free and enlightened, the

obscure and struggling individual is usually rated 0000.

Russia--"permission refused." England--paternally--"must

not attempt;" cold, offish language this for a lone cycler to be

confronted with away up here in the northeast corner of Persia, from

representatives of the two greatest empires of the world. What is to be

done?

Mr. Gray, returning from the telegraph office later in the evening, finds

me endeavoring to unravel the Gordian knot of the situation through the

medium of a brown-study. My geographical ruminations have already

resulted in a conviction that there is no possible way to unravel it and

reach India with a bicycle; my only chance of doing so is to cut it and

abide by the consequences.

"I have just been communicating with Teheran," says Mr. Gray. "Everybody

wants to know what you propose doing."

"Tell them I am going down to Beerjand to consult with Heshmet-i-Molk,

the Ameer of Seistan, and see if it is possible to get through to Quetta

via Beerjand."

"Ever hear of Dadur?" queries Mr. Gray. "Ever hear of Dadur, the place of

which the Persians tritely say: 'Seeing that there is Dadur, why did

Allah, then, make the infernal regions?' That is somewhere in

Beloochistan. You'll find yourself slowly broiling to death on a

geographical gridiron if you attempt to reach India down that way."

"Never mind; tell them at Teheran I am going that way anyhow."

Having entered upon this decision, I bid my genial host farewell on April

7th, and mounting at the door, depart in the presence of a well-behaved

crowd of spectators. In my pocket is a general letter from the

Governor-General of Khorassan to subordinate officials of the province,

ordering them to render me any assistance I may require, and another from

a prominent person in Meshed to his friend Heshmet-i-Molk, the Ameer of

Kain and Governor of Seistan, a powerful and influential chief, with his

seat of government at Beerjand.

Couched in the sentimental language of the country, one of these letters

concludes with the touching remark: "The Sahib, of his own choice is

travelling like a dervish, with no protection but the protection of

Allah."

It is a fine bracing morning as I leave the Mecca of Khorassan behind,

and the paths leading round outside the walls and moat of the city from

gate to gate afford excellent wheeling. The Beerjand trail branches off

from the Teheran and Meshed road about a farsakh east of Shahriffabad;

for this distance I shall be retraversing the road by which I came, and

shall be confronted at every turn of my wheel by reminiscences of dried

fish, a Mazanderau dervish, and an angular steed.

The streams that under the influence of the storm ran thigh-deep have now

dwindled to mere rivulets, and the narrow, miry trail through the melting

snow has become dry and smooth enough to ride wherever the grade permits.

The hills are verdant with the green young life of early spring, and are

clothed in one of nature's prettiest costumes--a costume of seal-brown

rocks and green turf studded with a profusion of blue and yellow flowers.

Shahriffabad is reached early in the afternoon, and the threatening

aspect of the changed weather forbids going any farther today.

Shortly after taking up my quarters in the chapar-khana, a party of

Persian travellers appear upon the scene, and with them a fussy little

man in big round spectacles and semi-European clothes. Scarcely have they

had time to alight and seek out quarters than the little man makes his

appearance at my menzil door in all the glory of a crimson velvet

dressing-cap and blue slippers, and beaming gladsomely through his

moon-like spectacles, he comes forward and without further ceremony

shakes hands. "Some queer little French professor, geologist,

entomologist, or something, wandering about the country in search of

scientific knowledge," is the instinctive conclusion I arrive at the

moment he appears; and my greeting of "bonjour, monsieur," is quite as

involuntary as the conclusion.

"Paruski ni?" he replies, arching his eyebrows and smiling.

"Paruski ni; Ingilis."

"Parsee namifami?"

"Parsee kam-kam."

In this brief interchange of words in the vernacular of the country we

define at once each other's nationality and linguistic abilities. He is a

Russian and can speak a little Persian. It is difficult, however, to

believe him anything else than a little French professor, wise above his

generation and skin-full of occult wisdom in some particular branch of

science; but then the big round spectacles, the red dressing-cap, and the

cerulean leather slippers of themselves impart an air of owlish and

preternatural wisdom.

Six times during the afternoon he bounces into my quarters and shakes

hands, and six times shakes hands and bounces out again. Every time he

renews his visit he introduces one or more natives, who take as much

interest in the hand-shaking as they do in the bicycle. Evidently his

object in coming round so frequently is to exhibit for the gratification

of his own vanity and the curiosity of the Persians, this European mode

of greeting, and the profound depth of his own knowledge of the subject.

Later in the evening the women of the village come round in a body to see

the Ferenghi and his iron horse, and the wearer of the spectacles, the

red cap, and blue slippers, takes upon himself the office of showman for

the occasion; pointing out, with a good deal of superficial enthusiasm,

the peculiar points of both steed and rider.

Particularly is it impressed upon these woefully ignorant fail-ones, that

the bicycle is not a horse, but a machine--a thing of iron and not

of flesh and blood.

The fair ones nod their heads approvingly, but it is painfully apparent

that they don't comprehend in the least, how, since it is an asp-i-awhan,

it can be anything else but a horse, regardless of the material entering

into its composition.

When supper-time arrives the chapar-Jee announces his willingness to turn

cook and prepare anything I order. Knowing well enough that this

seemingly sweeping proposition embraces but two or three articles, I

order him to prepare scrambled eggs, bread, and sheerah. An hour later he

brings in the scrambled eggs, swimming in hot molasses and grease! He has

stirred the grease and molasses together, and in this outlandish mixture

cooked the eggs.

Off the main road the country assumes the character of low hills of red

clay, across which it would be extremely difficult to take the bicycle in

wet weather, but which is now fortunately dry. After three or four

farsakhs it develops into a curious region of heterogeneous parts; rocky,

precipitous mountains, barren, salt-streaked hills, saline streams, and

pretty little green valleys. Here, one feels the absence of any plain,

well-travelled road, the dim and ill-defined trail being at times very

difficult to distinguish from the branch trails leading to some isolated

village. The few people one meets already betray a simplicity and a lack

of "gumption" that distinguish them at once from the people frequenting

the main road.

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