GOOD NEWS, AND STRANGE TOO!

The Northern Railway Company of France, as the _Daily Telegraph_

informs us, has decided to spend four millions of francs in improving

its rolling-stock. This move ought to send up all its "stock" in the

market. Also there is to be a train of an entirely new pattern, replete

with every convenience, running in correspondence with the London

Chatham and Dover Company's most convenient continental service. This

is first-class (and second also) news for persons about to travel.

The _D. T._ further says that "the adoption of bogies will make the

running easy." Good gracious! The cutting and running would come quite

naturally to most of the passengers on beholding only one "bogey"; but

when it comes to "bogies," there would be a general stampede! Very kind

of the Northern to "adopt" bogies. Some poor little orphan bogies, left

at the door of a Bogey-Foundling Hospital, deserted by their ghostly

and unnatural parents, but "adopted" by the spirited Great Northern of

France! "Hush! Hush, Hush, it is the Bogey Train!" But no tricks on

travellers, spirited Great Northern of France.

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, August 3, 1895 · 第 29 / 31 题