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[Illustration: _Workman_ (_politely, to old Lady, who has accidentally
got into a Smoking Compartment_). "YOU DON'T OBJECT TO MY PIPE, I
'OPE, MUM?"
_Old Lady._ "YES, I _DO_ OBJECT, VERY STRONGLY!"
_Workman._ "OH! THEN OUT YOU GET!!"]
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