CHAPTER XXIX

THE PARTY

Sube's glib flow of language of the moment before seemed to have

deserted him entirely. He stuttered and stammered and stalled. He tried

to put matters off till the morrow, but Nancy would not hear of such a

thing. She wanted to be reassured as to Auntie Emma's condition. She

must know at once whether her party was likely to be cheated out of his

presence.

"Mamma called up your mother," she informed him, "and she said she

hadn't heard a word about it. She thought there must be some mistake."

"Yes, there was," Sube considered it safe to reply.

"You hadn't told her yet! You were keeping it from her to spare her,

weren't you, Sube?"

"Yes, I was."

"That's just what I told mamma. And when we both called up and you

weren't home yet, I just knew you'd gone down there to help. You had,

hadn't you?"

"Why, yes, course I had."

"And now tell me all about how she is."

"I can't!"

"Why, yes, you can! I want to know all about it! Now tell me!"

"But I tell you I can't!"

"But you must!"

"Why, you know--you know--now, what I tole you about one minute, and the

next?"

"No! What did you tell me?"

"Why, you know!"

"No, I don't! Tell me again!"

"I can't now!"

"Why not?"

"'Cause I can't!"

"Oh!--I know why!--She's dead!--Mamma!" Sube heard her call. "She's

dead!"

"She is not!" screamed Sube. "She's--she's just the _opposite_!"

"She's what?"

"The opposite to what you said!"

"What's that?"

"Alive and kickin'! All well! All over it the next minute! See you

to-morrow! G'-by!"

And again slammed on the receiver.

Mrs. Cane had just finished a little dissertation on the elements of

courtesy and its necessary place in the lexicon of youth, when Sube

looked up absently and asked:

"Who's pooah deah Clar-r-rence?"

"I didn't understand, dear. What's the name?" she asked.

"He's dead, I guess. Nancy's aunt was bawlin' about him to-night."

"He means Clarence Harger," guessed Mr. Cane. "She still sheds tears

every time his name is mentioned; and strange to relate, I don't believe

her lachrymal glands ever yielded up one drop of moisture until she

found that the old tight-wad had left her a quarter of a million that

she never dreamed he possessed."

"Was Clarence a tight-wad?" asked Sube with interest. "Where'd he live,

anyway? When'd he die?"

"He was a very nice man," Mrs. Cane hastened to explain. "He lived and

died in Rochester. And you must be very courteous to Mrs.

Hotchkiss-Harger, as she is one of your father's very best clients. Her

husband was a splendid man--"

"Where was he buried?" asked Sube.

"He was buried here in the family lot beside his father and mother."

"But Clarence was a tight-wad, was he?" Sube repeated.

Mr. Cane squirmed. "Oh, that was just a joking way of speaking," he

explained seriously. "He was a fine fellow; a very successful business

man; he realized that it was the pennies that made the dollars, and ran

his business on the lines of strictest efficiency and economy; and

although he was well off, he lived very simply--"

"I see," Sube assured him. "He _was_ a tight-wad!"

"Please, Sube!" Mrs. Cane was very gentle, but very much in earnest.

"Please don't ever say that again. It might get back to Mrs.

Hotchkiss-Harger's ears, and if it did it would offend her terribly. She

isn't in a very humorous state just now, and she couldn't possibly see

the joke. It would be a very serious matter if she should be offended by

any member of our family as she is about the most important client I

have just now. You won't ever mention this matter again, will you, my

boy?"

"Oh, no! Not if you don't want me to. But we all know he _was_ a

tight-wad, don't we?"

If Sube had desired to mention the matter to Mrs. Hotchkiss-Harger,

which no doubt he would have done at the first propitious opportunity,

he would have had no chance until the next evening; for he did not see

her until then. But when he saw her he did not go out of his way to

converse with her. He made himself as small as possible and started for

the farther end of the room.

He was one of nineteen of Nancy's little friends who were assembled in

the library chattering like magpies, while, beyond the closely drawn

parlor curtains, her father and mother were lighting the candles on the

Christmas tree. One moment the young people were fairly on tip-toe with

pleasant anticipations--and the next they were silent and shocked.

For the front door of the house had suddenly burst open, and in rushed a

tall woman heavily veiled, and generously cloaked in broadtail. As she

entered, she had involuntarily called on her Maker for help; and as if

the response were not sufficiently prompt, she sought to enlist the

additional aid of her sister, whose name she moaned rather than called.

At her entrance the buzzing library became as silent as the third

strike; but when she began to repeat her sister's name with increasing

anguish, there were quick movements to points of vantage near the door,

and several of the more venturesome boys poked their heads out and

stared.

The confusion in the hall did not last long, however, for Mrs. Guilford

came flying from the parlor, and taking her sister into her capable arms

led her gently down the hall and into a side room, the door of which she

quickly closed behind them.

"What are 'vandals'?" asked Biscuit Westfall of Sube as the company

began to breathe again.

"Vandals?"

"Yes, vandals. She said vandals had desecrated the resting place of her

poor dear Clarence."

"Did she say that?"

"She sure did! What are they, anyway? Are they an'thing like

woodchucks?"

At this point Mr. Guilford threw back the curtains, and the assemblage

trooped into the parlor with exclamations of great joy. The servants

slipped in from the kitchen to see the tree and watch the children; and

Mrs. Guilford found them clustered about the parlor door as she came

softly out of her sister's room a few moments later.

Mr. Guilford had already assumed the role of an uncostumed Santa Claus,

and the sounds of merriment were increasing with each package he clipped

from the tree and delivered, and when Mrs. Guilford picked up a pair of

shears and began to assist him, the uproar became deafening.

Suddenly all was hushed by an anguished moan.

As Mrs. Guilford dropped her shears and started for the door her worst

suspicions were confirmed; for she caught sight of the towering form of

her widowed sister with her hands pressed closely together in an

attitude of supplication, and her eyes turned heavenwards.

"God help me! It's the very one!" she mumbled over and over. "God help

me! It's the very one!"

In an instant Mrs. Guilford was at her sister's side; but her efforts to

lead her from the room were futile.

"No! I must examine it! I have proof!... I can tell!... I can identify

it!... When I saw that it had been cut down I scrutinized the stump, and

God had been good to me! He had put a little black ring around the

heart! It is a _sign!_ ... I must turn over that tree and examine--!"

"Not _now_, dear; you're all upset--"

"Yes, now--this instant!"

"But it's all lighted--the children are all here! We must wait until

they have finished and gone into the dining-room, and then you can do

anything you want to. But not just now--"

And again Mrs. Guilford led her distraught sister down the hall and into

the side room.

It was the firm conviction of all the children save two, that the tall

lady in black was crazy (a conviction of which some of them were never

able to rid themselves in after years), and they did not hesitate to

whisper about it among themselves.

The two who entertained no doubt as to the soundness of her mind were

Sube and Nancy. To them her verbal wanderings about the little black

ring had been perfectly lucid. But no look of understanding passed

between them. In fact, their eyes did not squarely meet again during the

entire evening, although neither one was for an instant unaware of the

other's exact location.

Observing that Sube was standing by the tree, Nancy made her way thither

by devious wanderings; but when she reached the tree she found that Sube

had moved over by the doorway leading into the hall. She started in that

direction, but before she had come up to him, the first call to supper

was sounded; and by the time that she had reached the dining-room she

found him securely seated between Cottontop Sigsbee and Stucky Richards.

In some mysterious way an exchange of seats was effected between Nancy

and Cottontop; but no sooner had Cottontop yielded his seat to the

hostess than Sube had slipped quickly across the room and hauled

Biscuit Westfall from his seat, of which he at once took possession with

the announcement that he and Biscuit had also swapped.

This was an act of plain insanity; for of course nothing remained for

Biscuit to do except to go over and seat himself beside Nancy. It would

have been difficult to decide which Sube would have kicked the harder,

himself or Biscuit, had he been given a "free kick" at that moment. But

he had no such good fortune.

Instead, he was compelled to sit idly by and look helplessly on at

Biscuit and Nancy in close and apparently very intimate conversation. Of

course Sube had no way of knowing that Nancy was simply assuring Biscuit

that she would at once effect an exchange of seats with the lady at

Sube's side, and thus restore Biscuit to the damsel of his choice.

The situation quickly became intolerable to Sube, and under cover of the

confusion caused by the entry of a corps of waitresses bearing napkins

and plates, he contrived to escape into the hall. This was his first

false step; but others quickly followed.

For, finding nobody in the hall to observe him, he slipped into the

deserted parlor. This was done with no definite purpose other than a

desire to remove himself from a painful sight; the boy was simply

wandering in the midst of a haze of bewildered jealousy--until his eyes

fell on the Christmas tree. And then he came to his senses with a

perceptible bump.

If the tree was really a witness against him, he ought to know it. If

there _was_ a little black ring around the trunk surely it had escaped

his attention. The candles had all been extinguished; there could be no

possible harm in examining the trunk, and then he would be sure. He was

drawn to the spot with all the fascination of a murderer for the scene

of his crime.

He tipped the tree and attempted to peer under the box in which it

stood, when in some way it got away from him and fell to the floor with

a tremendous crash, the tinkling ornaments flying in all directions.

But alas! There was no opening through the bottom of the box!

As he stood glowering over the prostrate tree, he heard his name called.

At almost the same instant he heard Mr. Guilford asking what the crash

was. Hurried footsteps in the hall became audible. He was caught

red-handed!

He glanced around desperately for a window through which he might essay

a dive, when he spied

[Illustration]

a door that he had not previously noticed; and quickly opening it he

peered into what seemed to be a deserted bedroom. He stepped inside,

softly closing the door after him. As he stood listening he heard the

sound of excited voices in the parlor. Then he heard a rustling from the

vicinity of the bed, and the deep voice of Mrs. Hotchkiss-Harger saying

languidly:

"I'm not asleep, Bridget.... Put the tray on the table.... I don't feel

as if I should ever be able to taste another morsel of food ... but I

suppose you may as well leave it.... And, Bridget, I seem to feel a

draft from that window; would you mind closing it."

Sube glanced gratefully at the partly opened French window, and closed

it, but not until he was on the outside. Then he threw himself over the

railing of the veranda and jumped to the ground, and he was nearly a

block away before he so much as paused for breath.

Then it suddenly came to him that it was bitterly cold, that there was

snow on the ground, and that his overcoat and cap were peacefully

reposing on the bed in the Guilfords' chilly guest chamber.

If the weather had been a little more favorable he might have held out;

he might even have started for parts unknown. But the combination of

mental anguish and physical discomfort was too much for him. He simply

could not go back to Guilfords'. He had burned his bridges behind him

too effectually to permit that. The frosty night air seemed to have

numbed his hitherto ready imagination, for he could think of only one

other place to go; and that was home.

But what could he tell his father and mother? They surely would demand

an explanation. And for once he found himself utterly unable to think of

a suitable lie. Then suddenly like a flash from the sky came an

inspiration.

Why not try the truth!

George Washington had tried it once on a tree-cutting scrape, and had

made it work. And why couldn't _he_?

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