My mother was a McLaurin of Tuckapo Valley. In the mid-part of the
eighteenth century, when that valley was a wild forest, her
great-grandfather, Angus McLaurin, came out of the air, out of the
nothingness of a hiatus in our genealogy, and settled along the banks
of the Juniata. His worldly goods were strapped on the back of a cow;
his sole companion was his wife; his sole defence his rifle. To the
dusky citizens of the valley he seemed a harmless person, and they sold
him some thousands of acres for a few pounds of powder and beads. They
must have smiled when he attacked the wilderness with an axe, as we
should smile at the old woman who tried to ladle up the sea. With what
chagrin must they look down now from the Happy Hunting Ground to see
McLaurinville the busy metropolis of McLaurin township, and McLaurins
rich and poor, McLaurins in brick mansions and McLaurins in log cabins
where they once chased the deer and bear! My mother was one of _the_
McLaurins, which is to say that she was born on the very spot where
Angus felled the first tree in Tuckapo. These McLaurins were naturally
the proudest of all their wide-spread family, some of whom had gone
down to the poor-house, and some up and over the mountains to be lost
and snubbed among the great ones of other valleys. There was a
tradition in our family, which grew stronger as the years covered the
roots of our family tree, that Angus was really _The_ McLaurin, chief
of the clan, and had fled over the sea to save his head after Prince
Charlie's futile struggle for a crown. With my mother tradition had
become history. She had one grudge against Walter Scott, whose novels,
with the Bible, made her sole reading, and this was that he never
mentioned "our chief," as she called him. More than once I can
remember her looking up from the pages of "Redgauntlet," and declaring
that had the Prince been a more capable man we should be living in a
castle in Scotland. From the incompetence of Prince Charlie, then, it
came that my mother entered life in a red brick house in McLaurinville
instead of in a highland keep, and as it is just six miles as the crow
flies over the ridges to Malcolmville in Windy Valley, she met my
father in the course of time, and in the course of time the two great
families were united in my small self. The Malcolms were a great
family, too. They were a proud people, though not in the same way as
my McLaurin kin. They had no fine traditions based on the fragments of
a Scotchman's kilt. Quite to the contrary, my father used to boast
that they had been just simple, God-fearing folk, Presbyterians in
every branch for generations, and sometimes he delighted in the idea
that he was a self-made man. As he always chose a large company to
make this boast in, it was to my mother a constant source of
irritation, and she would contradict him with heat, and point out that
his father before him had farmed three hundred acres of land, while his
grandfather on his mother's side had been for fifty years the pastor of
the Happy Hollow church.
Knowing this little of our family history, it is possible to realize
the consternation which prevailed when in the middle of a formal
dinner-party, in the presence of Mr. Pound, Squire Crumple, and that
most critical of women, Miss Agnes Spinner, in the presence of these
and a half-dozen others of the most important persons in the
neighborhood, in the silence which followed the appearance of the first
asparagus of spring, I, a small boy, suddenly projected my head from
the shadow of the good minister and asked: "Mother, what is a bumptious
Malcolm?"
Mr. Pound lowered his fork, turned half around, and looked at me. Miss
Agnes Spinner began to choke and had to cover her face with her napkin,
while Squire Crumple with great solicitude fell to patting her very
hard between the shoulders. Mrs. Pound glanced at my father, and then
found a sudden interest in her coffee, pouring it from her cup into her
saucer, and from her saucer into her cup, so often that she seemed to
be reducing it to a freezing mixture. Mrs. Crumple discovered
something awry with the lace of her gown, for she drew in her chin, and
one eye examined her vertical front while the other covertly circled
the table. Old Mr. Smiley, never an adroit man in society, crossed his
knife and fork on his plate, lifted his napkin half across his face
like a curtain, and over the top of it stared at my mother as though he
were waiting with me to learn just what a bumptious Malcolm could be.
My father never lost his self-command. He seemed not to have heard me,
for he leaned over the table, and in a voice designed to smother any
further interruptions from my quarter, said: "Mrs. Malcolm, my dear,
Mr. Pound's coffee is all." As a matter of fact Mr. Pound's coffee was
not "all." My mother, never niggardly, had just filled it for the
third time to overflowing, and a full cup rose from a full saucer; but
she had an opportunity, while turning solicitously to her guest, to
give me a frown, which in private would have found fuller expression in
a slipper. As Miss Spinner was still choking, my father proposed
dropping a brass door-key down her back as the most efficacious of
cures. Had she consented to this heroic treatment I might have been
shunted into silence, but her prompt refusal to allow any one to do
anything for her left diplomacy at its wit's end. In the portentous
silence which followed I was able to repeat my question with more
incisive force.
"Yes, but, mother, what is a bumptious Malcolm?"
"David," said my father sternly, "children should be seen and not
heard!"
"But, father," I exclaimed, being aroused by this injustice to defend
myself, "Professor Blight said that I must be one of those bumptious
Malcolms. Those were his exact words--bumptious Malcolms."
As the horse saith among the trumpets, ha! ha! and smelleth the battle
afar off--the thunder of the captains and the shouting--so Mr. Pound
lifted his great mane at the mention of the Professor and swept the
table with eyes full of fire.
"Ha! Judge Malcolm, what have I not told you of this man? Don't you
recall that I warned you we should have to deal with him? When I found
him making trouble in my flock, setting the sheep against the shepherd,
I told you the time would come when he would strive to set the son
against the father."
While I could not understand in what way I had turned against my
father, it was plain to me that the term which the Professor had
applied to my family was one of opprobrium. It was clear, too, that it
had considerable explosive power, for after the first frightened hush
it stirred the whole company into a terrific outburst against my friend
of yesterday. Even Miss Spinner stopped choking, and announced that
she "declared." What she declared was not imparted, but as the general
trend of exclamation was against the Professor I knew that did she
continue her statement it must be aimed at him.
My father leaned back and grasped the knobs of his chair-arms.
"David," he said slowly, "when did Henderson Blight speak in terms so
disrespectful--no, that is not the word I want--in this sarcastic--that
is hardly correct--when did he speak thus of us?"
"Yesterday, sir," I answered, "when I was in his house getting warm.
But he didn't mean anything bad, father. Why, he told me that you were
the celebrated Judge Malcolm."
I expected that such gentle flattery would propitiate my father.
Instead, his brows knitted, and he shot forward his head and asked:
"The what kind of a judge, David?"
Before I could reply Mr. Pound injected himself into the examination.
"Pardon me, Judge, but I should like to ask my young friend if
Henderson Blight smiled as he said it."
"No, sir," I answered promptly. "He was just as solemn as you are now."
Miss Spinner fell to choking again. My mother gave vent to a
long-drawn "Dav-id!" an exclamation which I had come to fear as much as
the Seven Seals, and her use of it now so unjustly made me feel as if
every man's hand were against me, for Mr. Pound was solemn, and in
using the best comparison at hand I meant no ill.
"Dav-id!" said my mother again, lifting an admonishing finger.
The good minister saw nothing offensive in my remark, but even repeated
it with a nod of understanding. "As solemn as I am now. Judge
Malcolm, your son has quite accurately described this man Blight's way
of speaking--of saying one thing when he means quite another. I should
hardly dare repeat some of the terms which have come to my ears as
having been applied by him to me. Just the other day, as we were
walking through town, I overheard him talking to Stacy Shunk, and he
referred to my wife as the lovely Mrs. Pound. Now I have no objections
to persons speaking of my wife as lovely, but I want them to mean it
and not to infer quite the opposite."
It was Mrs. Pound's turn to "declare," but she was clearer in the
meaning than Miss Spinner. She would have told us some of the things
Mr. Blight had said of Mr. Pound with a meaning quite as inverted. My
mother, seeing the tempest rising, sought to still it by protesting
that she was sure that in this instance the Professor was quite sincere.
"I know he meant it," she said over and over again, until Mrs. Pound
was unable to make herself heard and retired to silence and coffee.
But Mr. Pound, a believer in truth at all hazards, would not admit that
the Professor did mean it. "A person of such an insinuating character
is a danger to the community," he said. "I have repeatedly warned the
judge against him, Mrs. Malcolm, and now my warning has come home.
Yesterday's deplorable incident has been forgotten by me; I have
blotted it from my memory because I realized that you were in spirit
struck down as I was, though not so publicly. I have forgiven James.
Since he has come to me sober and penitent, and confessed where he got
the liquor, I have passed his part in the affair by with a kindly
warning. But I cannot pass by the real culprit, the man who struck at
me through the weak James, and almost felled me before the town, the
man who furnished James with the sources of his intoxication. His
punishment I leave to you." Mr. Pound drove his fork into an asparagus
stalk to show that he had said all that could be said and all that he
would say. That he had said enough to bring others to his way of
thinking was evident from the gravity with which my father shook his
head.
"David, when I questioned you as to yesterday's unfortunate occurrence
you confessed that this man Blight gave James the liquor."
"No, sir," I returned quickly. "I didn't say that."
"How was it, then?" my father asked.
I had pleaded with my mother to allow me to be one of this great
dinner-party, that I might partake, first-hand, of the good things
which I had seen preparing. I was to enjoy the feast in a silence
proper to my years. So I had promised. And now one of those dangerous
questions which rise like a rocket from a boy's lips had transformed me
from a small guest whose part was to sit silently in the shadow of the
mighty clergyman, and there only to even up the side of the table, into
a person of unpleasant importance. Had my father rapped for order,
risen, and announced that we had the good fortune to have with us
Master David Malcolm, who would tell us where James found the source of
his intoxication, he could not have made me more dreadfully
conspicuous. I wanted to run, but, if nothing else, my father's eyes
would have held me. I wanted, above all, to keep silent because I
loved James, who from the day when I had first toddled out of the house
into the broad world of hay and wheat fields had been almost my sole
playfellow. As yet I did not know what a bumptious Malcolm was; I did
not understand the man who always said what he did not mean; I
remembered him only as the kindly host who had found me dripping and
cold and had made me gloriously warm. And more than that, I remembered
the little girl who had dragged me from the creek. Something in the
gaunt man who lived among the clouds, something in the ragged creature
who lifted a smiling face and ribboned head above the weeds of that
lonely clearing, had touched me strangely. It seemed that I must be
their only friend, and for them I would tell the truth. I should have
told the truth but for Mr. Pound.
"I said, sir," I answered my father, "that James just took the bottle
and----"
"The bottle was Blight's, was it not?" broke in Mr. Pound.
"Yes, sir," I said.
It had dawned on me the afternoon before, as James and I rode home,
just what was the medicine I had taken. It was hard for me to believe
that the vilely tasting stuff was whiskey, which I had heard men drank
for pleasure, but when all doubt was removed by the exclamations of the
crowd who hovered about the prostrate man I was overwhelmed by a sense
of my own sin. Yet I had feared to confess to my mother the dose which
I had taken. It would only make her unhappy, I had told myself, and I
had tried to still my turbulent conscience with the plea that my
silence was saving others. Now simple justice demanded that I tell
everything, even to the admission of my own fault.
"Father," I cried, "the Professor didn't want James----"
"It is high time the community were rid of this man," Mr. Pound
interrupted.
"David!" said my father, and I shrank into the minister's shadow.
"And it seems to me, Squire Crumple," Mr. Pound went on, "it is clearly
your duty as a justice of the peace to act."
"Act how?" cried the astonished squire.
"Have him arrested!" replied Mr. Pound, making the dishes rattle under
the impact of his fist on the table.
At this suggestion every one forgot the dinner and sat up very
straight, staring in amazement at the bold propounder of it.
"Arrest him," exclaimed the squire, "and for what?"
"For anything that will rid the community of him," snapped Mr. Pound.
"Do you not agree with me, Judge?"
The Judge quite agreed with Mr. Pound. He admitted that until the
unfortunate occurrence of yesterday he had opposed any proceedings
which were not altogether regular in law. "And yet," he said gravely,
"it is incumbent on us to rid the community of him. We all know that
from the porch of Snyder's store he has been preaching doctrines that
are not only revolutionary but, if the ladies will pardon me, I will
call damnable. What good is it for us to have Mr. Pound in the pulpit
for one day of the week, and this glib-tongued man contradicting him
for seven. Yet no statute forbids him to do this. What can you
suggest, Mr. Pound?"
Mr. Pound sought an inspiration in the ceiling. "The man has no
visible means of support," he said after a moment. "His child is badly
clothed, and, I presume, badly fed. Right there is an indictment.
Vagrancy."
This bold suggestion was greeted with general approval save by the
squire, who protested that a man could not be called a vagrant who had
paid seventy dollars in cash for his clearing and was never known to
beg or steal.
"But I tell you he is a moral vagrant," argued Mr. Pound, "and I will
make such a charge against him. It will be your duty then, Squire
Crumple, to offer him his choice between six weeks in jail and leaving
the valley and taking his bottle with him."
Still the squire was unconvinced, but he saw himself being overawed by
my father and the minister, and his efforts to combat them evolved
futile excuses.
"Who will arrest him?" he pleaded.
"Haven't we a constable?" retorted my father. "What did we elect Byron
Lukens for?"
"Precisely!" cried Mr. Pound.
"The one arrest he has made was a source of endless trouble," returned
Squire Crumple. "He had to lock the prisoner overnight in his best
room, and his wife has since said distinctly and repeatedly that----"
"You can avoid trouble with Mrs. Lukens by arresting him in the
morning," said Mr. Pound.
"And the chances are he will leave the valley rather than go to jail,"
my father added.
"But suppose he is cantankerous and chooses jail, what will we do with
the girl?" argued the reluctant magistrate.
"The girl?" Mr. Pound waved his great hands about the table. "Surely
we can find her a better home and better parents than she has now.
Surely there are among us good women who will esteem it a privilege to
care for an orphaned child."
My mother said "surely," too, and so did all the other good women at
the board. Even Miss Spinner, while not prepared to receive the child
into her home, was ready to teach her "as she should be taught."
"And she should be taught," my mother broke in. "Her father has been
the stumbling-block. I heard him say myself to a committee of our
Ladies' Aid that he would gladly place her in Miss Spinner's
Sunday-school class if Miss Spinner could convince him that she had any
knowledge worth imparting. I never liked to tell you that before, Miss
Spinner; I feared it might hurt your feelings."
Miss Spinner's feelings were decidedly hurt, and she began to vie with
Mr. Pound in urging that the valley be rid of the obnoxious Professor.
So drastic were the measures which she called for, and so vigorous her
demands on the gentle squire, that he retreated on Mr. Pound for aid,
advocating all that the minister had proposed as the most humanitarian
method of dealing with the case.
"A warrant will issue to-night, but to avoid trouble with the
constable's wife I shall order it served in the morning," he said at
last as he stood by his chair, folding his napkin. Thus he eased his
conscience by making the warrant responsible for its own existence, and
his words struck deeper into my heart for their impressive legal form.
A warrant will issue! As I slipped out by the kitchen this rang in my
ears with the insistence of a refrain. Because I had disobeyed, left
my post of safety, and plunged into the woods in pursuit of a few small
trout, a warrant would issue, a ghoulish offspring of my reckless
spirit, seize the gentle Professor in its claws and drag him to
ignominy. A warrant would issue! And the blue ribbon would no longer
bob majestically in Penelope's hair, but would droop with her father's
shame. The picture of them standing in the cabin door, waving their
farewell and calling to me to come again, was very clear in my mind,
and made sharper the sense of the trouble which I had brought to them.
Three times I ran around the house wildly, as though I would blur the
picture by merely travelling in a circle; but instead it grew clearer,
and the Professor seemed to regard me with eyes more kindly and
Penelope to call to me in a more friendly voice. So became clearer my
obligation to help them, and intent on making my plea I burst into the
parlor. The scene there chilled my ardor. In the dim evening light,
like sombre ghosts, the company sat in a wide circle about the borders
of the room, erect and uncomfortable as one must sit on slippery
horse-hair, listening to Miss Spinner at the piano droning through the
first bars of "Sweet Violets."
"Ssh!" exclaimed my father, and even the gloom could not hide his frown.
"But, father, the Professor didn't----"
My mother tiptoed across the room and gently pushed me out of the door.
"David, go to bed!" she commanded.
To bed I went, but not to sleep. Did I close my eyes I saw the
Professor in the clutches of Byron Lukens being dragged along the
village street amid the jeers of the people. Swallows fluttered in the
chimney, and I heard there the echoes of the struggle when the
constable laid his hand on the shoulders of my friend. The wind moaned
in the trees, and I fancied Penelope now upbraiding me for the trouble
I had brought upon them, now pleading with me to send her father home
to her. A faint crowing sounded from the orchard, hailing the shadow
of the morning, the gray ghost rising from the dark ridges. I slipped
from my bed to the window, and watched the valley as it shook itself
from sleep. How slowly came that day! The birds stirred in their
nests, but, like me, they dared not venture forth into a world so
filled with uncanny shadows. Yet the day did come. Over by the dark,
towering wall that hemmed in the valley the gray turned to pink, and I
could see the trees on the ridge-top like a fringe against the
brightening sky. Louder sounded the crowing in the orchard, and to me
it brought a warning that I must hurry. I looked to the northward, and
saw only the mists covering the land, and in my fancy beyond them the
mountains where bear and wildcat lurked. There the Professor and
Penelope lay unconscious that even now the terrible warrant might be
issuing and at any moment would fall upon them. There was only one
thing for me to do, and though when I had closed the house door softly
behind me and turned my back to the reddening east the mists were
tenfold more mysterious and the mountains tenfold more forbidding, I
ran straight down the road into the gloom, as though the warrant were
racing with me.