THE ADAM MONUMENT PETITION

(See Chapter cxxxiv)

TO THE HONORABLE SENATE AND HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES OF THE UNITED

STATES IN CONGRESS ASSEMBLED.

WHEREAS, A number of citizens of the city of Elmira in the State of New

York having covenanted among themselves to erect in that city a monument

in memory of Adam, the father of mankind, being moved thereto by a

sentiment of love and duty, and these having appointed the undersigned

to communicate with your honorable body, we beg leave to lay before you

the following facts and append to the same our humble petition.

1. As far as is known no monument has ever been raised in any part of

the world to commemorate the services rendered to our race by this great

man, whilst many men of far less note and worship have been rendered

immortal by means of stately and indestructible memorials.

2. The common father of mankind has been suffered to lie in entire

neglect, although even the Father of our Country has now, and has had

for many years, a monument in course of construction.

3. No right-feeling human being can desire to see this neglect

continued, but all just men, even to the farthest regions of the globe,

should and will rejoice to know that he to whom we owe existence is

about to have reverent and fitting recognition of his works at the hands

of the people of Elmira. His labors were not in behalf of one locality,

but for the extension of humanity at large and the blessings which

go therewith; hence all races and all colors and all religions are

interested in seeing that his name and fame shall be placed beyond the

reach of the blight of oblivion by a permanent and suitable monument.

4. It will be to the imperishable credit of the United States if this

monument shall be set up within her borders; moreover, it will be a

peculiar grace to the beneficiary if this testimonial of affection and

gratitude shall be the gift of the youngest of the nations that have

sprung from his loins after 6,000 years of unappreciation on the part of

its elders.

5. The idea of this sacred enterprise having originated in the city

of Elmira, she will be always grateful if the general government shall

encourage her in the good work by securing to her a certain advantage

through the exercise of its great authority.

Therefore, Your petitioners beg that your honorable body will be pleased

to issue a decree restricting to Elmira the right to build a monument to

Adam and inflicting a heavy penalty upon any other community within the

United States that shall propose or attempt to erect a monument or other

memorial to the said Adam, and to this end we will ever pray.

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