THE COMMUNICATION

R.R. Steamer Trombone, VICKSBURG, May 8, 1859.

The river from New Orleans up to Natchez is higher than it has been

since the niggers were executed (which was in the fall of 1813) and my

opinion is that if the rise continues at this rate the water will be

on the roof of the St. Charles Hotel before the middle of January. The

point at Cairo, which has not even been moistened by the river since

1813, is now entirely under water.

However, Mr. Editor, the inhabitants of the Mississippi Valley should

not act precipitately and sell their plantations at a sacrifice on

account of this prophecy of mine, for I shall proceed to convince them

of a great fact in regard to this matter, viz.: that the tendency of the

Mississippi is to rise less and less high every year (with an occasional

variation of the rule), that such has been the case for many centuries,

and eventually that it will cease to rise at all. Therefore, I would

hint to the planters, as we say in an innocent little parlor game

commonly called “draw,” that if they can only “stand the rise” this time

they may enjoy the comfortable assurance that the old river's banks will

never hold a “full” again during their natural lives.

In the summer of 1763 I came down the river on the old first Jubilee.

She was new then, however; a singular sort of a single-engine boat, with

a Chinese captain and a Choctaw crew, forecastle on her stern, wheels

in the center, and the jackstaff “nowhere,” for I steered her with a

window-shutter, and when we wanted to land we sent a line ashore and

“rounded her to” with a yoke of oxen.

Well, sir, we wooded off the top of the big bluff above Selmathe only

dry land visible--and waited there three weeks, swapping knives and

playing “seven up” with the Indians, waiting for the river to fall.

Finally, it fell about a hundred feet, and we went on. One day we

rounded to, and I got in a horse-trough, which my partner borrowed from

the Indians up there at Selma while they were at prayers, and went down

to sound around No. 8, and while I was gone my partner got aground on

the hills at Hickman. After three days' labor we finally succeeded in

sparring her off with a capstan bar, and went on to Memphis. By the time

we got there the river had subsided to such an extent that we were

able to land where the Gayoso House now stands. We finished loading at

Memphis, and loaded part of the stone for the present St. Louis Court

House (which was then in process of erection), to be taken up on our

return trip.

You can form some conception, by these memoranda, of how high the water

was in 1763. In 1775 it did not rise so high by thirty feet; in 1790 it

missed the original mark at least sixty-five feet; in 1797, one hundred

and fifty feet; and in 1806, nearly two hundred and fifty feet. These

were “high-water” years. The “high waters” since then have been so

insignificant that I have scarcely taken the trouble to notice them.

Thus, you will perceive that the planters need not feel uneasy. The

river may make an occasional spasmodic effort at a flood, but the time

is approaching when it will cease to rise altogether.

In conclusion, sir, I will condescend to hint at the foundation of these

arguments: When me and De Soto discovered the Mississippi I could stand

at Bolivar Landing (several miles above “Roaring Waters Bar”) and pitch

a biscuit to the main shore on the other side, and in low water we waded

across at Donaldsonville. The gradual widening and deepening of the

river is the whole secret of the matter.

Yours, etc.

SERGEANT FATHOM.

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