CCXCI. LETTERS FROM BERMUDA

Stormfield was solemn and empty without Mark Twain; but he wrote by

every steamer, at first with his own hand, and during the last week by

the hand of one of his enlisted secretaries--some member of the

Allen family usually Helen. His letters were full of brightness and

pleasantry--always concerned more or less with business matters, though

he was no longer disturbed by them, for Bermuda was too peaceful and too

far away, and, besides, he had faith in the Mark Twain Company's ability

to look after his affairs. I cannot do better, I believe, than to offer

some portions of these letters here.

He reached Bermuda on the 7th of January, 1910, and on the 12th he

wrote:

Again I am living the ideal life. There is nothing to mar it but

the bloody-minded bandit Arthur,--[A small playmate of Helen's of

whom Clemens pretended to be fiercely jealous. Once he wrote a

memorandum to Helen: “Let Arthur read this book. There is a page in

it that is poisoned.”]--who still fetches and carries Helen.

Presently he will be found drowned. Claude comes to Bay House twice

a day to see if I need any service. He is invaluable. There was a

military lecture last night at the Officers' Mess Prospect; as the

lecturer honored me with a special urgent invitation, and said he

wanted to lecture to me particularly, I naturally took Helen and her

mother into the private carriage and went.

As soon as we landed at the door with the crowd the Governor came to

me& was very cordial. I “met up” with that charming Colonel Chapman

[we had known him on the previous visit] and other officers of the

regiment & had a good time.

A few days later he wrote:

Thanks for your letter & for its contenting news of the situation in

that foreign & far-off & vaguely remembered country where you &

Loomis & Lark and other beloved friends are.

I had a letter from Clara this morning. She is solicitous & wants

me well & watchfully taken care of. My, my, she ought to see Helen

& her parents & Claude administer that trust. Also she says, “I

hope to hear from you or Mr. Paine very soon.”

I am writing her & I know you will respond to your part of her

prayer. She is pretty desolate now after Jean's emancipation--the

only kindness that God ever did that poor, unoffending child in all

her hard life.

Send Clara a copy of Howells's gorgeous letter.

The “gorgeous letter” mentioned was an appreciation of his recent Bazar

article, “The Turning-Point in My Life,” and here follows:

January 18, 1910.

DEAR CLEMENS,--While your wonderful words are warm in my mind yet I

want to tell you what you know already: that you never wrote

anything greater, finer, than that turning-point paper of yours.

I shall feel it honor enough if they put on my tombstone “He was

born in the same century and general section of Middle Western

country with Dr. S. L. Clemens, Oxon., and had his degree three

years before him through a mistake of the University.”

I hope you are worse. You will never be riper for a purely

intellectual life, and it is a pity to have you lagging along with a

worn-out material body on top of your soul.

Yours ever,

W. D. HOWELLS.

On the margin of this letter Clemens had written:

I reckon this spontaneous outburst from the first critic of the day

is good to keep, ain't it, Paine?

January 24th he wrote again of his contentment:

Life continues here the same as usual. There isn't a fault in it

--good times, good home, tranquil contentment all day & every day

without a break. I know familiarly several very satisfactory people

& meet them frequently: Mr. Hamilton, the Sloanes, Mr. & Mrs. Fells,

Miss Waterman, & so on. I shouldn't know how to go about bettering

my situation.

On February 5th he wrote that the climate and condition of his health

might require him to stay in Bermuda pretty continuously, but that he

wished Stormfield kept open so that he might come to it at any time. And

he added:

Yesterday Mr. Allen took us on an excursion in Mr. Hamilton's big

motor-boat. Present: Mrs. Allen, Mr. & Mrs. & Miss Sloane, Helen,

Mildred Howells, Claude, & me. Several hours' swift skimming over

ravishing blue seas, a brilliant sun; also a couple of hours of

picnicking & lazying under the cedars in a secluded place.

The Orotava is arriving with 260 passengers--I shall get letters by

her, no doubt.

P. S.--Please send me the Standard Unabridged that is on the table in

my bedroom. I have no dictionary here.

There is no mention in any of these letters of his trouble; but he was

having occasional spasms of pain, though in that soft climate they

would seem to have come with less frequency, and there was so little to

disturb him, and much that contributed to his peace. Among the callers

at the Bay House to see him was Woodrow Wilson, and the two put in some

pleasant hours at miniature golf, “putting” on the Allen lawn. Of course

a catastrophe would come along now and then--such things could not

always be guarded against. In a letter toward the end of February he

wrote: It is 2.30 in the morning & I am writing because I can't sleep.

I can't sleep because a professional pianist is coming to-morrow

afternoon to play for me. My God! I wouldn't allow Paderewski or

Gabrilowitsch to do that. I would rather have a leg amputated.

I knew he was coming, but I never dreamed it was to play for me.

When I heard the horrible news 4 hours ago, be d---d if I didn't

come near screaming. I meant to slip out and be absent, but now I

can't. Don't pray for me. The thing is just as d---d bad as it can

be already.

Clemens's love for music did not include the piano, except for very

gentle melodies, and he probably did not anticipate these from a

professional player. He did not report the sequel of the matter; but it

is likely that his imagination had discounted its tortures. Sometimes

his letters were pure nonsense. Once he sent a sheet, on one side of

which was written:

BAY HOUSE,

March s, 1910.

Received of S. L. C.

Two Dollars and Forty Cents

in return for my promise to believe everything he says

hereafter.

HELEN S. ALLEN.

and on the reverse:

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