He said: “Within the hour.”
It was within the hour that I had received the news, and naturally in
my mind had carried it instantly to him. Perhaps there was something
telepathic in it.
He was not at all ill going down to Bermuda, which was a fortunate
thing, for the water was rough and I was quite disqualified. We did
not even discuss astronomy, though there was what seemed most important
news--the reported discovery of a new planet.
But there was plenty of talk on the subject as soon as we got settled in
the Hamilton Hotel. It was windy and rainy out-of-doors, and we looked
out on the drenched semi-tropical foliage with a great bamboo swaying
and bending in the foreground, while he speculated on the vast distance
that the new planet must lie from our sun, to which it was still
a satellite. The report had said that it was probably four hundred
billions of miles distant, and that on this far frontier of the solar
system the sun could not appear to it larger than the blaze of a tallow
candle. To us it was wholly incredible how, in that dim remoteness, it
could still hold true to the central force and follow at a snail-pace,
yet with unvarying exactitude, its stupendous orbit. Clemens said that
heretofore Neptune, the planetary outpost of our system, had been called
the tortoise of the skies, but that comparatively it was rapid in its
motion, and had become a near neighbor. He was a good deal excited at
first, having somehow the impression that this new planet traveled out
beyond the nearest fixed star; but then he remembered that the distance
to that first solar neighbor was estimated in trillions, not billions,
and that our little system, even with its new additions, was a child's
handbreadth on the plane of the sky. He had brought along a small book
called The Pith of Astronomy--a fascinating little volume--and he read
from it about the great tempest of fire in the sun, where the waves of
flame roll up two thousand miles high, though the sun itself is such a
tiny star in the deeps of the universe.
If I dwell unwarrantably on this phase of Mark Twain's character, it is
because it was always so fascinating to me, and the contemplation of
the drama of the skies always meant so much to him, and somehow always
seemed akin to him in its proportions. He had been born under a flaming
star, a wanderer of the skies. He was himself, to me, always a comet
rushing through space, from mystery to mystery, regardless of sun and
systems. It is not likely to rain long in Bermuda, and when the sun
comes back it brings summer, whatever the season. Within a day after our
arrival we were driving about those coral roads along the beaches, and
by that marvelously variegated water. We went often to the south shore,
especially to Devonshire Bay, where the reefs and the sea coloring seem
more beautiful than elsewhere. Usually, when we reached the bay, we got
out to walk along the indurated shore, stopping here and there to look
out over the jeweled water liquid turquoise, emerald lapis-lazuli, jade,
the imperial garment of the Lord.
At first we went alone with only the colored driver, Clifford Trott,
whose name Clemens could not recollect, though he was always attempting
resemblances with ludicrous results. A little later Helen Allen, an
early angel-fish member already mentioned, was with us and directed the
drives, for she had been born on the island and knew every attractive
locality, though, for that matter, it would be hard to find there a
place that was not attractive.
Clemens, in fact, remained not many days regularly at the hotel. He kept
a room and his wardrobe there; but he paid a visit to Bay House--the
lovely and quiet home of Helen's parents--and prolonged it from day to
day, and from week to week, because it was a quiet and peaceful place
with affectionate attention and limitless welcome. Clifford Trott had
orders to come with the carriage each afternoon, and we drove down to
Bay House for Mark Twain and his playmate, and then went wandering at
will among the labyrinth of blossom-bordered, perfectly kept roadways of
a dainty paradise, that never, I believe, becomes quite a reality even
to those who know it best.
Clemens had an occasional paroxysm during these weeks, but they were not
likely to be severe or protracted; and I have no doubt the peace of
his surroundings, the remoteness from disturbing events, as well as the
balmy temperature, all contributed to his improved condition.
He talked pretty continuously during these drives, and he by no means
restricted his subjects to juvenile matters. He discussed history and
his favorite sciences and philosophies, and I am sure that his drift was
rarely beyond the understanding of his young companion, for it was Mark
Twain's gift to phrase his thought so that it commanded not only the
respect of age, but the comprehension and the interest of youth. I
remember that once he talked, during an afternoon's drive, on the French
Revolution and the ridiculous episode of Anacharsis Cloots, “orator and
advocate of the human race,” collecting the vast populace of France to
swear allegiance to a king even then doomed to the block. The very name
of Cloots suggested humor, and nothing could have been more delightful
and graphic than the whole episode as he related it. Helen asked if he
thought such a thing as that could ever happen in America.
“No,” he said, “the American sense of humor would have laughed it out of
court in a week; and the Frenchman dreads ridicule, too, though he never
seems to realize how ridiculous he is--the most ridiculous creature in
the world.”
On the morning of his seventy-fourth birthday he was looking wonderfully
well after a night of sound sleep, his face full of color and freshness,
his eyes bright and keen and full of good-humor. I presented him with
a pair of cuff-buttons silver-enameled with the Bermuda lily, and I
thought he seemed pleased with them.
It was rather gloomy outside, so we remained indoors by the fire and
played cards, game after game of hearts, at which he excelled, and he
was usually kept happy by winning. There were no visitors, and after
dinner Helen asked him to read some of her favorite episodes from Tom
Sawyer, so he read the whitewashing scene, Peter and the Pain-killer,
and such chapters until tea-time. Then there was a birthday cake, and
afterward cigars and talk and a quiet fireside evening.
Once, in the course of his talk, he forgot a word and denounced his poor
memory:
“I'll forget the Lord's middle name some time,” he declared, “right in
the midst of a storm, when I need all the help I can get.”
Later he said:
“Nobody dreamed, seventy-four years ago to-day, that I would be in
Bermuda now.” And I thought he meant a good deal more than the words
conveyed.
It was during this Bermuda visit that Mark Twain added the finishing
paragraph to his article, “The Turning-Point in My Life,” which, at
Howells's suggestion, he had been preparing for Harper's Bazar. It was
a characteristic touch, and, as the last summary of his philosophy of
human life, may be repeated here.
Necessarily the scene of the real turning-point of my life (and of
yours) was the Garden of Eden. It was there that the first link was
forged of the chain that was ultimately to lead to the emptying of
me into the literary guild. Adam's temperament was the first
command the Deity ever issued to a human being on this planet. And
it was the only command Adam would never be able to disobey. It
said, “Be weak, be water, be characterless, be cheaply persuadable.”
The later command, to let the fruit alone, was certain to be
disobeyed. Not by Adam himself, but by his temperament--which he
did not create and had no authority over. For the temperament is
the man; the thing tricked out with clothes and named Man is merely
its Shadow, nothing more. The law of the tiger's temperament is,
Thou shaft kill; the law of the sheep's temperament is, Thou shalt
not kill. To issue later commands requiring the tiger to let the
fat stranger alone, and requiring the sheep to imbrue its hands in
the blood of the lion is not worth while, for those commands can't
be obeyed. They would invite to violations of the law of
temperament, which is supreme, and takes precedence of all other
authorities. I cannot help feeling disappointed in Adam and Eve.
That is, in their temperaments. Not in them, poor helpless young
creatures--afflicted with temperaments made out of butter, which
butter was commanded to get into contact with fire and be melted.
What I cannot help wishing is, that Adam and Eve had been postponed,
and Martin Luther and Joan of Arc put in their place--that splendid
pair equipped with temperaments not made of butter, but of asbestos.
By neither sugary persuasions nor by hell-fire could Satan have
beguiled them to eat the apple.
There would have been results! Indeed yes. The apple would be
intact to-day; there would be no human race; there would be no you;
there would be no me. And the old, old creation-dawn scheme of
ultimately launching me into the literary guild would have been
defeated.