CCLXVI. A WINTER IN BERMUDA

Edmund Clarence Stedman died suddenly at his desk, January 18, 1908, and

Clemens, in response to telegrams, sent this message:

I do not wish to talk about it. He was a valued friend from days that

date back thirty-five years. His loss stuns me and unfits me to speak.

He recalled the New England dinners which he used to attend, and where

he had often met Stedman.

“Those were great affairs,” he said. “They began early, and they ended

early. I used to go down from Hartford with the feeling that it wasn't

an all-night supper, and that it was going to be an enjoyable time.

Choate and Depew and Stedman were in their prime then--we were all young

men together. Their speeches were always worth listening to. Stedman was

a prominent figure there. There don't seem to be any such men now--or

any such occasions.”

Stedman was one of the last of the old literary group. Aldrich had died

the year before. Howells and Clemens were the lingering “last leaves.”

Clemens gave some further luncheon entertainments to his friends, and

added the feature of “doe” luncheons--pretty affairs where, with Clara

Clemens as hostess, were entertained a group of brilliant women, such

as Mrs. Kate Douglas Riggs, Geraldine Farrax, Mrs. Robert Collier, Mrs.

Frank Doubleday, and others. I cannot report those luncheons, for I was

not present, and the drift of the proceedings came to me later in too

fragmentary a form to be used as history; but I gathered from Clemens

himself that he had done all of the talking, and I think they must have

been very pleasant afternoons. Among the acknowledgments that followed

one of these affairs is this characteristic word-play from Mrs. Riggs:

N. B.--A lady who is invited to and attends a doe luncheon is, of

course, a doe. The question is, if she attends two doe luncheons in

succession is she a doe-doe? If so is she extinct and can never

attend a third?

Luncheons and billiards, however, failed to give sufficient brightness

to the dull winter days, or to insure him against an impending bronchial

attack, and toward the end of January he sailed away to Bermuda, where

skies were bluer and roadsides gay with bloom. His sojourn was brief

this time, but long enough to cure him, he said, and he came back full

of happiness. He had been driving about over the island with a newly

adopted granddaughter, little Margaret Blackmer, whom he had met one

morning in the hotel dining-room. A part of his dictated story will

convey here this pretty experience.

My first day in Bermuda paid a dividend--in fact a double dividend:

it broke the back of my cold and it added a jewel to my collection.

As I entered the breakfast-room the first object I saw in that

spacious and far-reaching place was a little girl seated solitary at

a table for two. I bent down over her and patted her cheek and

said:

“I don't seem to remember your name; what is it?”

By the sparkle in her brown eyes it amused her. She said:

“Why, you've never known it, Mr. Clemens, because you've never seen

me before.”

“Why, that is true, now that I come to think; it certainly is true,

and it must be one of the reasons why I have forgotten your name.

But I remember it now perfectly--it's Mary.”

She was amused again; amused beyond smiling; amused to a chuckle,

and she said:

“Oh no, it isn't; it's Margaret.”

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