I shall not show your letter to any one-it is safe with me.

Mr. Dickinson naturally kept this letter from the public, though he read

it aloud to the assembled librarians, and the fact of its existence

and its character eventually leaked out.--[It has been supplied to the

writer by Mr. Dickinson, and is published here with his consent.]--One

of the librarians who had heard it mentioned it at a theater-party in

hearing of an unrealized newspaper man. This was near the end of the

following March.

The “tip” was sufficient. Telephone-bells began to jingle, and groups

of newspaper men gathered simultaneously on Mr. Dickinson's and on Mark

Twain's door-steps. At a 21 Fifth Avenue you could hardly get in or out,

for stepping on them. The evening papers surmised details, and Huck and

Tom had a perfectly fresh crop of advertising, not only in America, but

in distant lands. Dickinson wrote Clemens that he would not give out the

letter without his authority, and Clemens replied:

Be wise as a serpent and wary as a dove! The newspaper boys want

that letter--don't you let them get hold of it. They say you refuse

to allow them to see it without my consent. Keep on refusing, and

I'll take care of this end of the line.

In a recent letter to the writer Mr. Dickinson states that Mark Twain's

solicitude was for the librarian, whom he was unwilling to involve in

difficulties with his official superiors, and he adds:

There may be some doubt as to whether Mark Twain was or was not a

religious man, for there are many definitions of the word religion.

He was certainly a hater of conventions, had no patience with

sanctimony and bibliolatry, and was perhaps irreverent. But any one

who reads carefully the description of the conflict in Huck's soul,

in regard to the betrayal of Jim, will credit the creator of the

scene with deep and true moral feeling.

The reporters thinned out in the course of a few days when no result was

forthcoming; but they were all back again presently when the Maxim Gorky

fiasco came along. The distinguished revolutionist, Tchaykoffsky, as

a sort of advance agent for Gorky, had already called upon Clemens to

enlist his sympathy in their mission, which was to secure funds in

the cause of Russian emancipation. Clemens gave his sympathy, and now

promised his aid, though he did not hesitate to discourage the mission.

He said that American enthusiasm in such matters stopped well above

their pockets, and that this revolutionary errand would fail. Howells,

too, was of this opinion. In his account of the episode he says:

I told a valued friend of his and mine that I did not believe he

could get twenty-five hundred dollars, and I think now I set the

figure too high.

Clemens's interest, however, grew. He attended a dinner given to Gorky

at the “A Club,” No. 3 Fifth Avenue, and introduced Gorky to the diners.

Also he wrote a letter to be read by Tchaykoffsky at a meeting held at

the Grand Central Palace, where three thousand people gathered to hear

this great revolutionist recite the story of Russia's wrongs. The letter

ran:

DEAR MR. TCHAYKOFFSKY,--My sympathies are with the Russian

revolution, of course. It goes without saying. I hope it will

succeed, and now that I have talked with you I take heart to believe

it will. Government by falsified promises, by lies, by treachery,

and by the butcher-knife, for the aggrandizement of a single family

of drones and its idle and vicious kin has been borne quite long

enough in Russia, I should think. And it is to be hoped that the

roused nation, now rising in its strength, will presently put an end

to it and set up the republic in its place. Some of us, even the

white-headed, may live to see the blessed day when tsars and grand

dukes will be as scarce there as I trust they are in heaven.

Most sincerely yours,

MARK TWAIN.

Clemens and Howells called on Gorky and agreed to figure prominently

in a literary dinner to be given in his honor. The movement was really

assuming considerable proportions, when suddenly something happened

which caused it to flatten permanently, and rather ridiculously.

Arriving at 21 Fifth Avenue, one afternoon, I met Howells coming out. I

thought he had an unhappy, hunted look. I went up to the study, and on

opening the door I found the atmosphere semi-opaque with cigar smoke,

and Clemens among the drifting blue wreaths and layers, pacing up

and down rather fiercely. He turned, inquiringly, as I entered. I had

clipped a cartoon from a morning paper, which pictured him as upsetting

the Tsar's throne--the kind of thing he was likely to enjoy. I said:

“Here is something perhaps you may wish to see, Mr. Clemens.”

He shook his head violently.

“No, I can't see anything now,” and in another moment had disappeared

into his own room. Something extraordinary had happened. I wondered if,

after all their lifelong friendship, he and Howells had quarreled. I was

naturally curious, but it was not a good time to investigate. By and by

I went down on the street, where the newsboys were calling extras. When

I had bought one, and glanced at the first page, I knew. Gorky had been

expelled from his hotel for having brought to America, as his wife,

a woman not so recognized by the American laws. Madame Andreieva, a

Russian actress, was a leader in the cause of freedom, and by Russian

custom her relation with Gorky was recognized and respected; but it was

not sufficiently orthodox for American conventions, and it was certainly

unfortunate that an apostle of high purpose should come handicapped in

that way. Apparently the news had already reached Howells and Clemens,

and they had been feverishly discussing what was best to do about the

dinner.

Within a day or two Gorky and Madame Andreieva were evicted from a

procession of hotels, and of course the papers rang with the head-lines.

An army of reporters was chasing Clemens and Howells. The Russian

revolution was entirely forgotten in this more lively, more intimate

domestic interest. Howells came again, the reporters following and

standing guard at the door below. In 'My Mark Twain' he says:

That was the moment of the great Vesuvian eruption, and we figured

ourselves in easy reach of a volcano which was every now and then

“blowing a cone off,” as the telegraphic phrase was. The roof of

the great market in Naples had just broken in under its load of

ashes and cinders, and crushed hundreds of people; and we asked each

other if we were not sorry we had not been there, where the pressure

would have been far less terrific than it was with us in Fifth

Avenue. The forbidden butler came up with a message that there were

some gentlemen below who wanted to see Clemens.

“How many?” he demanded.

“Five,” the butler faltered.

“Reporters?”

The butler feigned uncertainty.

“What would you do?” he asked me.

“I wouldn't see them,” I said, and then Clemens went directly down

to them. How or by what means he appeased their voracity I cannot

say, but I fancy it was by the confession of the exact truth, which

was harmless enough. They went away joyfully, and he came back in

radiant satisfaction with having seen them.

It is not quite clear at this time just what word was sent to Gorky but

the matter must have been settled that night, for Clemens was in a fine

humor next morning. It was before dictation time, and he came drifting

into the study and began at once to speak of the dinner and the

impossibility of its being given now. Then he said:

“American public opinion is a delicate fabric. It shrivels like the webs

of morning at the lightest touch.”

Later in the day he made this memorandum:

Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped, but an openly

transgressed custom brings sure punishment. The penalty may be

unfair, unrighteous, illogical, and a cruelty; no matter, it will be

inflicted just the same. Certainly, then, there can be but one wise

thing for a visiting stranger to do--find out what the country's

customs are and refrain from offending against them.

The efforts which have been made in Gorky's justification are

entitled to all respect because of the magnanimity of the motive

back of them, but I think that the ink was wasted. Custom is

custom: it is built of brass, boiler-iron, granite; facts,

seasonings, arguments have no more effect upon it than the idle

winds have upon Gibraltar.--[To Dan Beard he said, “Gorky made an

awful mistake, Dan. He might as well have come over here in his

shirt-tail.”]

The Gorky disturbance had hardly begun to subside when there came

another upheaval that snuffed it out completely. On the afternoon of the

18th of April I heard, at The Players, a wandering telephonic rumor that

a great earthquake was going on in San Francisco. Half an hour later,

perhaps, I met Clemens coming out of No. 21. He asked:

“Have you heard the news about San Francisco?”

I said I had heard a rumor of an earthquake; and had seen an extra with

big scare-heads; but I supposed the matter was exaggerated.

“No,” he said, “I am afraid it isn't. We have just had a telephone

message that it is even worse than at first reported. A great fire is

consuming the city. Come along to the news-stand and we'll see if there

is a later edition.”

We walked to Sixth Avenue and Eighth Street and got some fresh extras.

The news was indeed worse, than at first reported. San Francisco was

going to destruction. Clemens was moved deeply, and began to recall

this old friend and that whose lives and property might be in danger. He

spoke of Joe Goodman and the Gillis families, and pictured conditions in

the perishing city.

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