L. Man's a boarding-house.

S. I perceive it, Lord.

L. He is a boarding-house. He was never intended for anything else. If

he had had less vanity and a clearer insight into the great truths that

lie embedded in statistics he would have found it out early. As concerns

the man who has gone unpunished eleven million years, is it your belief

that in life he did his duty by his microbes?

S. Undoubtedly, Lord. He could not help it.

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