CCXIV. MARK TWAIN AND THE MISSIONARIES

Mark Twain had really begun his crusade for reform soon after his

arrival in America in a practical hand-to-hand manner. His housekeeper,

Katie Leary, one night employed a cabman to drive her from the Grand

Central Station to the house at 14 West Tenth Street. No contract

had been made as to price, and when she arrived there the cabman's

extortionate charge was refused. He persisted in it, and she sent into

the house for her employer. Of all men, Mark Twain was the last one

to countenance an extortion. He reasoned with the man kindly enough

at first; when the driver at last became abusive Clemens demanded his

number, which was at first refused. In the end he paid the legal fare,

and in the morning entered a formal complaint, something altogether

unexpected, for the American public is accustomed to suffering almost

any sort of imposition to avoid trouble and publicity.

In some notes which Clemens had made in London four years earlier he

wrote:

If you call a policeman to settle the dispute you can depend on one

thing--he will decide it against you every time. And so will the

New York policeman. In London if you carry your case into court the

man that is entitled to win it will win it. In New York--but no one

carries a cab case into court there. It is my impression that it is

now more than thirty years since any one has carried a cab case into

court there.

Nevertheless, he was promptly on hand when the case was called to

sustain the charge and to read the cabdrivers' union and the public in

general a lesson in good-citizenship. At the end of the hearing, to a

representative of the union he said:

“This is not a matter of sentiment, my dear sir. It is simply practical

business. You cannot imagine that I am making money wasting an hour

or two of my time prosecuting a case in which I can have no personal

interest whatever. I am doing this just as any citizen should do. He

has no choice. He has a distinct duty. He is a non-classified policeman.

Every citizen is, a policeman, and it is his duty to assist the police

and the magistracy in every way he can, and give his time, if necessary,

to do so. Here is a man who is a perfectly natural product of an

infamous system in this city--a charge upon the lax patriotism in this

city of New York that this thing can exist. You have encouraged him,

in every way you know how to overcharge. He is not the criminal here

at all. The criminal is the citizen of New York and the absence of

patriotism. I am not here to avenge myself on him. I have no quarrel

with him. My quarrel is with the citizens of New York, who have

encouraged him, and who created him by encouraging him to overcharge in

this way.”

The driver's license was suspended. The case made a stir in the

newspapers, and it is not likely that any one incident ever contributed

more to cab-driving morals in New York City.

But Clemens had larger matters than this in prospect. His many speeches

on municipal and national abuses he felt were more or less ephemeral.

He proposed now to write himself down more substantially and for a wider

hearing. The human race was behaving very badly: unspeakable corruption

was rampant in the city; the Boers were being oppressed in South Africa;

the natives were being murdered in the Philippines; Leopold of Belgium

was massacring and mutilating the blacks in the Congo, and the allied

powers, in the cause of Christ, were slaughtering the Chinese. In his

letters he had more than once boiled over touching these matters, and

for New-Year's Eve, 1900, had written:

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