AT BILLIARDS

If your ball glides along in the intense and immediate vicinity of

the object-ball, and a count seems exquisitely imminent, lift one

leg; then one shoulder; then squirm your body around in sympathy

with the direction of the moving ball; and at the instant when the

ball seems on the point of colliding throw up both of your arms

violently. Your cue will probably break a chandelier, but no

matter; you have done what you could to help the count.

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