Howells and Clemens were visiting back and forth rather oftener just
then. Clemens was particularly fond of the Boston crowd--Aldrich,
Fields, Osgood, and the rest--delighting in those luncheons or dinners
which Osgood, that hospitable publisher, was always giving on one
pretext or another. No man ever loved company more than Osgood, or to
play the part of host and pay for the enjoyment of others. His dinners
were elaborate affairs, where the sages and poets and wits of that day
(and sometimes their wives) gathered. They were happy reunions, those
fore-gatherings, though perhaps a more intimate enjoyment was found at
the luncheons, where only two or three were invited, usually Aldrich,
Howells, and Clemens, and the talk continued through the afternoon and
into the deepening twilight, such company and such twilight as somehow
one seems never to find any more.
On one of the visits which Howells made to Hartford that year he took
his son John, then a small boy, with him. John was about six years old
at the time, with his head full of stories of Aladdin, and of other
Arabian fancies. On the way over his father said to him:
“Now, John, you will see a perfect palace.”
They arrived, and John was awed into silence by the magnificence and
splendors of his surroundings until they went to the bath-room to wash
off the dust of travel. There he happened to notice a cake of pink soap.
“Why,” he said, “they've even got their soap painted!” Next morning
he woke early--they were occupying the mahogany room on the ground
floor--and slipping out through the library, and to the door of
the dining-room, he saw the colored butler, George--the immortal
George--setting the breakfast-table. He hurriedly tiptoed back and
whispered to his father:
“Come quick! The slave is setting the table!”
This being the second mention of George, it seems proper here that he
should be formally presented. Clemens used to say that George came one
day to wash windows and remained eighteen years. He was precisely
the sort of character that Mark Twain loved. He had formerly been the
body-servant of an army general and was typically racially Southern,
with those delightful attributes of wit and policy and gentleness which
go with the best type of negro character. The children loved him no less
than did their father. Mrs. Clemens likewise had a weakness for George,
though she did not approve of him. George's morals were defective. He
was an inveterate gambler. He would bet on anything, though prudently
and with knowledge. He would investigate before he invested. If he
placed his money on a horse, he knew the horse's pedigree and the
pedigree of the horses against it, also of their riders. If he invested
in an election, he knew all about the candidates. He had agents
among his own race, and among the whites as well, to supply him with
information. He kept them faithful to him by lending them money--at
ruinous interest. He buttonholed Mark Twain's callers while he was
removing their coats concerning the political situation, much to the
chagrin of Mrs. Clemens, who protested, though vainly, for the men liked
George and his ways, and upheld him in his iniquities.
Mrs. Clemens's disapproval of George reached the point, now and then,
where she declared he could not remain.
She even discharged him once, but next morning George was at the
breakfast-table, in attendance, as usual. Mrs. Clemens looked at him
gravely:
“George,” she said, “didn't I discharge you yesterday?”
“Yes, Mis' Clemens, but I knew you couldn't get along without me, so I
thought I'd better stay a while.”
In one of the letters to Howells, Clemens wrote:
When George first came he was one of the most religious of men. He had
but one fault--young George Washington's. But I have trained him; and
now it fairly breaks Mrs. Clemens's heart to hear him stand at that
front door and lie to an unwelcome visitor.
George was a fine diplomat. He would come up to the billiard-room with a
card or message from some one waiting below, and Clemens would fling his
soul into a sultry denial which became a soothing and balmy subterfuge
before it reached the front door.
The “slave” must have been setting the table in good season, for the
Clemens breakfasts were likely to be late. They usually came along about
nine o'clock, by which time Howells and John were fairly clawing with
hunger.
Clemens did not have an early appetite, but when it came it was a good
one. Breakfast and dinner were his important meals. He seldom ate at
all during the middle of the day, though if guests were present he would
join them at luncheon-time and walk up and down while they were eating,
talking and gesticulating in his fervent, fascinating way. Sometimes
Mrs. Clemens would say:
“Oh, Youth, do come and sit down with us. We can listen so much better.”
But he seldom did. At dinner, too, it was his habit, between the
courses, to rise from the table and walk up and down the room, waving
his napkin and talking!--talking in a strain and with a charm that he
could never quite equal with his pen. It's the opinion of most people
who knew Mark Twain personally that his impromptu utterances, delivered
with that ineffable quality of speech, manifested the culmination of his
genius.
When Clemens came to Boston the Howells household was regulated, or
rather unregulated, without regard to former routine. Mark Twain's
personality was of a sort that unconsciously compelled the general
attendance of any household. The reader may recall Josh Billings's
remark on the subject. Howells tells how they kept their guest to
themselves when he visited their home in Cambridge, permitting him to
indulge in as many unconventions as he chose; how Clemens would take
a room at the Parker House, leaving the gas burning day and night, and
perhaps arrive at Cambridge, after a dinner or a reading, in evening
dress and slippers, and joyously remain with them for a day or more in
that guise, slipping on an overcoat and a pair of rubbers when they went
for a walk. Also, how he smoked continuously in every room of the house,
smoked during every waking moment, and how Howells, mindful of his
insurance, sometimes slipped in and removed the still-burning cigar
after he was asleep.
Clemens had difficulty in getting to sleep in that earlier day, and for
a time found it soothing to drink a little champagne on retiring. Once,
when he arrived in Boston, Howells said:
“Clemens, we've laid in a bottle of champagne for you.”
But he answered:
“Oh, that's no good any more. Beer's the thing.”
So Howells provided the beer, and always afterward had a vision of his
guest going up-stairs that night with a pint bottle under each arm.
He invented other methods of inducing slumber as the years went by,
and at one time found that this precious boon came more easily when he
stretched himself on the bath-room floor.
He was a perpetual joy to the Howells family when he was there, even
though the household required a general reorganization when he was gone.
Mildred Howells remembers how, as a very little girl, her mother
cautioned her not to ask for anything she wanted at the table when
company was present, but to speak privately of it to her. Miss Howells
declares that while Mark Twain was their guest she nearly starved
because it was impossible to get her mother's attention; and Mrs.
Howells, after one of those visits of hilarity and disorder, said:
“Well, it 'most kills me, but it pays,” a remark which Clemens vastly
enjoyed. Howells himself once wrote:
Your visit was a perfect ovation for us; we never enjoy anything so much
as those visits of yours. The smoke and the Scotch and the late hours
almost kill us; but we look each other in the eyes when you are gone,
and say what a glorious time it was, and air the library, and begin
sleeping and longing to have you back again....