XLIX. THE JUMPING FROG

It was the rainy season, the winter of 1864 and 1865, but there were

many pleasant days, when they could go pocket-hunting, and Samuel

Clemens soon added a knowledge of this fascinating science to his other

acquirements. Sometimes he worked with Dick Stoker, sometimes with one

of the Gillis boys. He did not make his fortune at pocket-mining; he

only laid its corner-stone. In the old note-book he kept of that sojourn

we find that, with Jim Gillis, he made a trip over into Calaveras County

soon after Christmas and remained there until after New Year's, probably

prospecting; and he records that on New Year's night, at Vallecito, he

saw a magnificent lunar rainbow in a very light, drizzling rain. A lunax

rainbow is one of the things people seldom see. He thought it an omen of

good-fortune.

They returned to the cabin on the hill; but later in the month, on the

they crossed over into Calaveras again, and began pocket-hunting not far

from Angel's Camp. The note-book records that the bill of fare at the

Camp hotel consisted wholly of beans and something which bore the name

of coffee; also that the rains were frequent and heavy.

January 27. Same old diet--same old weather--went out to the

pocket-claim--had to rush back.

They had what they believed to be a good claim. Jim Gillis declared the

indications promising, and if they could only have good weather to work

it, they were sure of rich returns. For himself, he would have been

willing to work, rain or shine. Clemens, however, had different views

on the subject. His part was carrying water for washing out the pans of

dirt, and carrying pails of water through the cold rain and mud was not

very fascinating work. Dick Stoker came over before long to help. Things

went a little better then; but most of their days were spent in the

bar-room of the dilapidated tavern at Angel's Camp, enjoying the

company of a former Illinois River pilot, Ben Coon,--[This name has been

variously given as “Ros Coon,” “Coon Drayton,” etc. It is given here as

set down in Mark Twain's notes, made on the spot. Coon was not (as

has been stated) the proprietor of the hotel (which was kept by a

Frenchman), but a frequenter of it.]--a solemn, fat-witted person,

who dozed by the stove, or old slow, endless stories, without point or

application. Listeners were a boon to him, for few came and not many

would stay. To Mark Twain and Jim Gillis, however, Ben Coon was a

delight. It was soothing and comfortable to listen to his endless

narratives, told in that solemn way, with no suspicion of humor. Even

when his yarns had point, he did not recognize it. One dreary afternoon,

in his slow, monotonous fashion, he told them about a frog--a frog that

had belonged to a man named Coleman, who trained it to jump, but

that failed to win a wager because the owner of a rival frog had

surreptitiously loaded the trained jumper with shot. The story had

circulated among the camps, and a well-known journalist, named Samuel

Seabough, had already made a squib of it, but neither Clemens nor Gillis

had ever happened to hear it before. They thought the tale in itself

amusing, and the “spectacle of a man drifting serenely along through

such a queer yarn without ever smiling was exquisitely absurd.” When

Coon had talked himself out, his hearers played billiards on the frowsy

table, and now and then one would remark to the other:

“I don't see no p'ints about that frog that's any better'n any other

frog,” and perhaps the other would answer:

“I ain't got no frog, but if I had a frog I'd bet you.”

Out on the claim, between pails of water, Clemens, as he watched Jim

Gillis or Dick Stoker “washing,” would be apt to say, “I don't see

no p'ints about that pan o' dirt that's any better'n any other pan o'

dirt,” and so they kept it up.

Then the rain would come again and interfere with their work. One

afternoon, when Clemens and Gillis were following certain tiny-sprayed

specks of gold that were leading them to pocket--somewhere up the long

slope, the chill downpour set in. Gillis, as usual, was washing, and

Clemens carrying water. The “color” was getting better with every pan,

and Jim Gillis believed that now, after their long waiting, they were to

be rewarded. Possessed with the miner's passion, he would have gone

on washing and climbing toward the precious pocket, regardless of

everything. Clemens, however, shivering and disgusted, swore that each

pail of water was his last. His teeth were chattering and he was wet

through. Finally he said, in his deliberate way:

“Jim, I won't carry any more water. This work is too disagreeable.”

Gillis had just taken out a panful of dirt.

“Bring one more pail, Sam,” he pleaded.

“Oh, hell, Jim, I won't do it; I'm freezing!”

“Just one more pail, Sam,” he pleaded.

“No, sir, not a drop, not if I knew there were a million dollars in that

pan.”

Gillis tore a page out of his note-book, and hastily posted a thirty-day

claim notice by the pan of dirt, and they set out for Angel's Camp. It

kept on raining and storming, and they did not go back. A few days

later a letter from Steve Gillis made Clemens decide to return to San

Francisco. With Jim Gillis and Dick Stoker he left Angel's and walked

across the mountains to Jackass Hill in the snow-storm--“the first I

ever saw in California,” he says in his notes.

In the mean time the rain had washed away the top of the pan of earth

they had left standing on the hillside, and exposed a handful of

nuggets-pure gold. Two strangers, Austrians, had come along and,

observing it, had sat down to wait until the thirty-day claim notice

posted by Jim Gillis should expire. They did not mind the rain--not

with all that gold in sight--and the minute the thirty days were up they

followed the lead a few pans farther and took out--some say ten, some

say twenty, thousand dollars. In either case it was a good pocket.

Mark Twain missed it by one pail of water. Still, it is just as well,

perhaps, when one remembers that vaster nugget of Angel's Camp--the

Jumping Frog. Jim Gillis always declared, “If Sam had got that pocket he

would have remained a pocket-miner to the end of his days, like me.”

In Mark Twain's old note-book occurs a memorandum of the frog story--a

mere casual entry of its main features:

Coleman with his jumping frog--bet stranger $50--stranger had no

frog, and C. got him one:--in the mean time stranger filled C.'s

frog full of shot and he couldn't jump. The stranger's frog won.

It seemed unimportant enough, no doubt, at the time; but it was the

nucleus around which was built a surpassing fame. The hills along the

Stanislaus have turned out some wonderful nuggets in their time, but no

other of such size as that.

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