XXXIV. TERRITORIAL CHARACTERISTICS

Meantime, the Territorial secretary had found difficulties in launching

the ship of state. There was no legislative hall in Carson City; and

if Abram Curry, one of the original owners of the celebrated Gould and

Curry mine--“Curry--old Curry--old Abe Curry,” as he called himself--had

not tendered the use of a hall rent free, the first legislature would

have been obliged to “sit in the desert.” Furthermore, Orion had met

with certain acute troubles of his own. The government at Washington had

not appreciated his economies in the matter of cheap office rental, and

it had stipulated the price which he was to pay for public printing

and various other services-prices fixed according to Eastern standards.

These prices did not obtain in Nevada, and when Orion, confident that

because of his other economies the comptroller would stretch a point

and allow the increased frontier tariff, he was met with the usual

thick-headed official lack of imagination, with the result that the

excess paid was deducted from his slender salary. With a man of less

conscience this condition would easily have been offset by another

wherein other rates, less arbitrary, would have been adjusted to

negotiate the official deficit. With Orion Clemens such a remedy was not

even considered; yielding, unstable, blown by every wind of influence

though he was, Orion's integrity was a rock.

Governor Nye was among those who presently made this discovery. Old

politician that he was--former police commissioner of New York City--Nye

took care of his own problems in the customary manner. To him, politics

was simply a game--to be played to win. He was a popular, jovial man,

well liked and thought of, but he did not lie awake, as Orion did,

planning economies for the government, or how to make up excess charges

out of his salary. To him Nevada was simply a doorway to the United

States Senate, and in the mean time his brigade required official

recognition and perquisites. The governor found Orion Clemens an

impediment to this policy. Orion could not be brought to a proper

political understanding of “special bills and accounts,” and relations

between the secretary of state and the governor were becoming strained.

It was about this time that the man who had been potentate of the

pilot-house of a Mississippi River steamer returned from Humboldt. He

was fond of the governor, but he had still higher regard for the family

integrity. When he had heard Orion's troubled story, he called on

Governor Nye and delivered himself in his own fashion. In his former

employments he had acquired a vocabulary and moral backbone sufficient

to his needs. We may regret that no stenographic report was made of the

interview. It would be priceless now. But it is lost; we only know that

Orion's rectitude was not again assailed, and that curiously enough

Governor Nye apparently conceived a strong admiration and respect for

his brother.

Samuel Clemens, miner, remained but a brief time in Carson City--only

long enough to arrange for a new and more persistent venture. He did not

confess his Humboldt failure to his people; in fact, he had not as yet

confessed it to himself; his avowed purpose was to return to Humboldt

after a brief investigation of the Esmeralda mines. He had been paying

heavy assessments on his holdings there; and, with a knowledge of mining

gained at Unionville, he felt that his personal attention at Aurora

might be important. As a matter of fact, he was by this time fairly daft

on the subject of mines and mining, with the rest of the community for

company.

His earlier praises of the wonders and climate of Tahoe had inspired his

sister Pamela, always frail, with a desire to visit that health-giving

land. Perhaps he felt that he recommended the country somewhat too

highly.

“By George, Pamela,” he said, “I begin to fear that I have invoked a

spirit of some kind or other, which I will find more than difficult to

allay.” He proceeds to recommend California as a residence for any or

all of them, but he is clearly doubtful concerning Nevada.

Some people are malicious enough to think that if the devil were set

at liberty and told to confine himself to Nevada Territory, he would

come here and look sadly around awhile, and then get homesick and go

back to hell again.... Why, I have had my whiskers and mustaches

so full of alkali dust that you'd have thought I worked in a starch

factory and boarded in a flour barrel.

But then he can no longer restrain his youth and optimism. How could

he, with a fortune so plainly in view? It was already in his grasp in

imagination; he was on the way home with it.

I expect to return to St. Louis in July--per steamer. I don't say

that I will return then, or that I shall be able to do it--but I

expect to--you bet. I came down here from Humboldt, in order to

look after our Esmeralda interests. Yesterday, Bob Howland arrived

here, and I have had a talk with him. He owns with me in the

“Horatio and Derby” ledge. He says our tunnel is in 52 feet, and a

small stream of water has been struck, which bids fair to become a

“big thing” by the time the ledge is reached--sufficient to supply a

mill. Now, if you knew anything of the value of water here, you

would perceive at a glance that if the water should amount to 50 or

100 inches, we wouldn't care whether school kept or not. If the

ledge should prove to be worthless, we'd sell the water for money

enough to give us quite a lift. But, you see, the ledge will not

prove to be worthless. We have located, near by, a fine site for a

mill, and when we strike the ledge, you know, we'll have a mill-

site, water-power, and payrock, all handy. Then we sha'n't care

whether we have capital or not. Mill folks will build us a mill,

and wait for their pay. If nothing goes wrong, we'll strike the

ledge in June--and if we do, I'll be home in July, you know.

He pauses at this point for a paragraph of self-analysis--characteristic

and crystal-clear.

So, just keep your clothes on, Pamela, until I come. Don't you know

that undemonstrated human calculations won't do to bet on? Don't

you know that I have only talked, as yet, but proved nothing? Don't

you know that I have expended money in this country but have made

none myself? Don't you know that I have never held in my hands a

gold or silver bar that belonged to me? Don't you know that it's

all talk and no cider so far? Don't you know that people who always

feel jolly, no matter where they are or what happens to them--who

have the organ of Hope preposterously developed--who are endowed

with an unconcealable sanguine temperament--who never feel concerned

about the price of corn--and who cannot, by any possibility,

discover any but the bright side of a picture--are very apt to go to

extremes and exaggerate with 40-horse microscopic power?

But-but

In the bright lexicon of youth,

There is no such word as Fail--

and I'll prove it!

Whereupon, he lets himself go again, full-tilt:

By George, if I just had a thousand dollars I'd be all right! Now

there's the “Horatio,” for instance. There are five or six

shareholders in it, and I know I could buy half of their interests

at, say $20 per foot, now that flour is worth $50 per barrel and

they are pressed for money, but I am hard up myself, and can't buy

--and in June they'll strike the ledge, and then “good-by canary.”

I can't get it for love or money. Twenty dollars a foot! Think of

it! For ground that is proven to be rich. Twenty dollars, Madam-

and we wouldn't part with a foot of our 75 for five times the sum.

So it will be in Humboldt next summer. The boys will get pushed and

sell ground for a song that is worth a fortune. But I am at the

helm now. I have convinced Orion that he hasn't business talent

enough to carry on a peanut-stand, and he has solemnly promised me

that he will meddle no more with mining or other matters not

connected with the secretary's office. So, you see, if mines are to

be bought or sold, or tunnels run or shafts sunk, parties have to

come to me--and me only. I'm the “firm,” you know.

There are pages of this, all glowing with golden expectations and

plans. Ah, well! we have all written such letters home at one time and

another-of gold-mines of one form or another.

He closes at last with a bit of pleasantry for his mother.

Ma says: “It looks like a man can't hold public office and be

honest.” Why, certainly not, Madam. A man can't hold public office

and be honest. Lord bless you, it is a common practice with Orion

to go about town stealing little things that happen to be lying

around loose. And I don't remember having heard him speak the truth

since we have been in Nevada. He even tries to prevail upon me to

do these things, Ma, but I wasn't brought up in that way, you know.

You showed the public what you could do in that line when you raised

me, Madam. But then you ought to have raised me first, so that

Orion could have had the benefit of my example. Do you know that he

stole all the stamps out of an 8-stamp quartz-mill one night, and

brought them home under his overcoat and hid them in the back room?

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