Phyllis wrote back:--

"Sorry, shan't be able to now. ---- has just been called up, and sails

from ---- for ---- on ----. So perhaps you and I had better be engaged

again. I'm longing for a bracelet.

"PHYLLIS."

There was only one way of answering this superb piece of impudence. I

enclosed a blank sheet of paper to Phyllis, signifying my complete

indifference.

Her still more negative answer was an envelope addressed to me with no

enclosure at all.

To this I replied by not replying.

And here, by all the laws of sequence, our correspondence should have

been brought to a standstill. I calculated, however, that when the

postman delivered my phantom communication next morning Phyllis would

not remain twiddling her thumbs for long.

Sure enough, about 9 A.M. I received this wire:

"Regret your letter of apology intercepted by Censor. Will take same for

granted in consideration of war-time. All is forgiven. Call here this

evening with bracelet.--PHYLLIS."

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New Wisdom for Old.

_Grattez le Prusse, et vous trouvez le barbare._

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Illustration: THE SUSPECT.

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