PETROGRAUD (St. Petersburg), Tuesday.
By Imperial order, the city of St. Petersburg will henceforth be
known as Petrograu."
_Evening Standard._
It looks more like three new names.
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_Q._ I hear the Sugar Refiners are raising cane?
_A._ That's because they haven't yet got the German beet.
[_Awarded Gold Medal and Banana Skin for worst joke of the war._]
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