BIOGRAPHY GONE MAD.

At certain intervals, ever since the days of Solomon, it has been found

necessary, as a matter of sheer duty, to lift the voice of warning

against that much study which wearies the flesh, and the making many

books of which there is no end. It is now several years since a strong

protest was raised in this Magazine against the too common and most

reprehensible practice of raking among dead men’s ashes, and violating

the confidences of the living, for no higher purpose than the

gratification of biographic weakness and vulgar curiosity. Man is

indeed, as Goethe has said, ever interesting to man, and no species of

bookmaking finds readier excuses than biography. But man ought also to

be sacred to man; and of all the injuries that can be inflicted on a

dead man’s memory, none is more cruel than the act of the friendly ghoul

who unnecessarily recalls him from the silence of the grave. _Corruptio

optimi est pessissima._ Biography, well done, is one of the most

instructive and interesting kinds of composition; ill done, it is about

the worst. We call it ill done, either when a good subject is marred in

the handling, or when the choice is an unworthy one. The number of men

whose lives are worthy to be recorded for an ensample to mankind is

really small. In saying so we are far from meaning to express a

contemptuous opinion of human nature. Some of the best men that ever

lived were those whose lives had fewest incidents, and offered the

scantiest materials for the ingenuity of the bookmaker. Happy, it is

said, is the nation whose annals are dull—happy also the man whose life

escapes the chronicler, who passes at the end of his day’s work into the

silent land, to enjoy “No biography, and the privilege of all the

weary.”

A stupid biography of an interesting person is indeed a very lamentable

thing; and not only so, but a grave injustice alike to the dead and to

the living. Since the protest alluded to was uttered, there has been no

lack of this sad work. The most conspicuous recent examples that occur

to us are the Lives of Thomas Moore and of Lady Blessington. But though

the life of a man of genius, served up in the form of hodge-podge, is

rather a melancholy repast, there are biographic nuisances less

tolerable still. The features of a Jupiter or an Apollo may be hard to

recognise in the plaster of an incompetent dabbler; but if the model

were really a noble one, something of the god will break through to

edify the spectator. It is different, however, with the rude idol of the

savage. The biography of a respectable mediocrity is, it may be safely

said, among the least interesting or useful of literary performances.

Minerva Press novels are bad enough (those who think the species is

extinct are greatly mistaken); spasmodic poems are anything but

enlivening; and numismatic treatises are not ambrosial fare; but against

any of these we would back for true invincible unreadableness the Memoir

and Remains, we will suppose, of the Rev. Jabez Jones, D.D., late pastor

of Ramoth-Gilead Chapel, Battersea. We select our instance from the

class of religious biographies, because it is by far the most numerous,

and the most distinctly chargeable with the sin of bookmaking. Jabez, we

have no doubt, was in his day and generation an excellent man, though

given, as his Memoirs of course will amply testify, to unnecessary

groaning. But why his life should have been written, is a mystery to be

solved only by the astute publisher, who calculates on a sale of several

hundred copies among the bereaved congregation of Ramoth-Gilead. The

sorrowful biographer, whose name on the title-page plainly marks him as

an eligible candidate for the degree of D.D., will inform us in a

“sweet” preface that the materials of the present work were put into his

hands, &c.; that, painfully conscious of his own inability, he had long,

&c.; but that a perusal of the documents had so deeply impressed him

with the importance of giving the world, &c.; that such as it is, in

short, he commits it—and then is pretty certain to follow a piece of

nauseous blasphemy as to the nature of the patronage to which the pious

speculation is held entitled.[5] The number is perfectly sickening of

bereaved husbands, sons, and fathers, who practise this strange alchemy

on the penitential tears and devout breathings, the sick-bed utterances

and dying ejaculations of sainted wives, mothers, and babes.

But bad as it is causelessly to exhume the poor victim of mortality in

order to make him sit for his likeness, the posthumous method of

biography is the natural and becoming one. Only when a man has finished

his work, and escaped beyond the reach of human passions and cares, is

it fitting to delineate his character and trace the story of his devious

path through life. The practice of biographising living men, however,

has now become very common. The publication of éloges used formerly to

be reserved as a posthumous honour, but this generation is wiser, and

writes the éloge while the subject of it can himself enjoy its perusal

in the land of the living and the place of hope. One would think it a

curious evidence of regard, independently of the question of delicacy,

to adopt so suggestive a method of reminding a man that he is due to

posterity. But tastes differ, and some men are not averse to the Charles

V. method of trying on their shrouds, to see, as the old woman said,

what “a bonnie corpse” they will make. With us in Britain this practice

of spiritual vivisection, or _ante-mortem_ inquests, has been confined

for the most part to short sketches, pretentiously critical in general,

and very seldom of any value. Fundamentally gossiping in its character,

this school of literary sketchers (what may be called the Biographical

Life Academy) has appealed mainly to the weak curiosity that hungers

after any small scraps of information regarding the private life and

habits of living notorieties. Such curiosity is no doubt extremely

natural, but the men who have undertaken the function of gratifying it,

have, as might be supposed, been distinguished by no qualities less than

by discernment and good taste, correctness of outline being with them a

small consideration compared to abundance and strength of colour. This

vulgar species of authorship, the servants’-hall gossip of the literary

family, has, we hope, seen its palmy days.

On the other side of the Atlantic, however, the business seems to

flourish, like all other business, with great briskness. Our American

friends, excellent people as they are in so many respects, have long

been known to us as pre-eminent in the gossiping line; one of the chief

characteristics of the Anglo-American race being intense curiosity—an

admirable principle, as every one knows, when subordinate to a high end,

a decided weakness when not. To say that the American people universally

are influenced by the spirit of vulgar curiosity, would be as unjust as

it would be to charge the whole British nation with foulness of taste

because the _Mysteries of London_ has found myriads of readers. But that

the fashion has been exemplified very extensively by Americans of making

the public familiar with the insides of private drawing-rooms, and

telling the world how popular poets and historians handle a tea-pot or

blow their noses, is a fact not to be denied. Among a people

recognising, or professing to recognise, as the fundamental principle of

government and society, the Irishman’s profound axiom, that “one man is

as good as another—faith, and a great dale betther too!” it is not

indeed surprising that in the sphere of literature, as well as in

others, they should make more free with the characters and habits of

private life than is by us old-fashioned Britons considered tasteful and

becoming. Having now, however, passed their infancy, and in literature

as well as in social development “progressed” towards manhood, it is

high time that they should put away childish things. It has always

grieved us to see citizens of the great Republic betray so weak-minded a

delight in scrutinising the costume and domesticities of English

aristocrats, or the private life and fixings of American democrats.

In the department of contemporary biography, it must be confessed our

energetic cousins have fairly got the start of us. It seems, in fact, to

have attained the rank of an “institution” among the other beautiful

machinery of their political life. When Jullien visits the provinces, he

heralds his coming by means of a set of fascinating portraits, which

announce from every print and music shop window that the great Conductor

is at hand. Somewhat similar, but more intellectual and elaborate, is

the proceeding of the American “coming man.” No aspiring senator now

thinks of trying for the Presidency without securing in good time the

services of a competent biographer to relate the heroic story of his

life, and make his transcendent merits known to all whom it may concern.

Even a meditative Hawthorne turns his vision-weaving pen to such

service, and considers it no way unworthy of his genius to polish off an

electioneering biography of General Franklin Pierce. So deeply do

politics mingle in the current of American life; so sweet to the

aspiring statesman are the uses of biography!

But if the lives of politicians be written for the admiration of mankind

and the good of the State, should the lives of the mightier men who make

and unmake presidents and governments be esteemed less worthy of that

honour? Assuredly not. At it then, ye diligent Yankee scribes, and

hasten to convert into obsolete absurdity the oft-quoted line of the

dull old fellow who sang—

“The world knows little of its greatest men.”

Let it not henceforth be said, to the reproach of civilisation, that the

world was ignorant during their lives of the birth and genealogy, the

schoolboy adventures and manly freaks, the trials and the triumphs of

such men as Horace Greeley and James Gordon Bennett. Be careful to

inform us, ye veracious cinder-gatherers—for posterity will not pardon

the omission—the length, breadth, and weight of these remarkable

men,—their complete phrenological development (so far as the addition of

abnormal bumps by hostile shillelahs can permit accuracy),—the kind of

clothes they wear—the kind of pens they write with, whether quill, iron,

or brass—the ink they use, whether common blue-black or sometimes

black-and-blue, or perhaps a cunning distillation of ditch-water—the

attitude in which they sit when discharging their thunder at the heads

of kings and cabinets, or composing their delicate invectives at one

another;—in short, let us have perfect daguerreotypes of these supremely

interesting and estimable men.

Behold! the thing is done, the good work has actually been commenced.

There, lying before us, in all the square-rigged ugliness of New York

upgetting, are the first-fruits of this new field of biographic

enterprise—the lives, in two stout volumes, of the “two noble kinsmen,”

the two great Arcadians whose names we have above mentioned. Many of our

readers, perhaps not grossly illiterate persons either, will look up and

ask, Who are Horace Greeley and James Gordon Bennett? While duly pitying

the limitation of culture implied in such a query, we cannot be too hard

on these poor ignoramuses, as we must plead guilty to having been

ourselves frequently staggered, in reading American books, by meeting

names associated with those of Milton and Aristides, as utterly new to

us as was, till recently, that of his Majesty Kamehameha III., Dei

gratiâ king of the Sandwich Islands. These two men, then, let all such

ignoramuses know, are the editors of two widely circulated New York

papers—the two most widely circulated, we believe, of any in America.[6]

What other claims they have to the honours of biography and the

remembrance of posterity, we shall consider by-and-by. Meantime we have

to say of the books that they are the most unique things in the way of

biography, or indeed of literature, that have come in our way since

America, about a year ago, furnished us with the autobiography of one of

her smartest citizens. They are of very different character—as different

as the men whose lives they profess to record—but in both the biographic

muse appears in a state of decided inebriety, highly unbecoming the

ancient dignity of her vocation. In the work of Mr Parton she is what is

called half-seas over, unsteadily hilarious, and amusingly absurd,

hiccuping out smart things now and then in a way that is irresistible,

then suddenly looking grave and uttering sublimities that are still more

outrageously laughable. In the anonymous companion-volume she is far

gone towards mortal insensibility; she might be said, in fact, to be in

_delirium tremens_, but that there is not a single flash of the wild

energy that diversifies the symptoms of that shocking malady. It is pure

dazed stupidity and double-vision from beginning to end. We have met

nothing comparable to it in all our experience of biographies.

The sole ground on which these volumes claim any notice, contemptible as

they both are (though not in equal degree) in matter and treatment, is

that which gave some importance to the infamous revelations of Barnum.

They are in some degree typical; their subjects at least are so in a

very considerable degree—“representative men” of their kind, and so far

important. A newspaper editor is in all civilised countries an important

personage. We are not going here to enter on an elaborate consideration

of the functions and influence of the press—so let nobody dread a

homily. The subject has been often enough handled well and ill, and

lately we have heard a good deal about it. We are nowadays rather given

to flourishing about the “Fourth Estate.” There is a tendency towards

cant on this as on all other interesting subjects. The Fourth Estate is

a grand fact, but let those who have any pretensions to connection with

it rather strive to keep it so than talk magniloquently about it. As for

those who have not, let them take care that it does its duty, and does

not go beyond it. Newspaper editors, we say, are important personages;

but they are like other human beings, some of them eminent for intellect

and virtue, many of them highly respectable for both, others of them

dignified by neither. The anomalous and fluctuating conditions of

newspaper life make it inevitable that men should sometimes attain high

influence in virtue of connection with the press, whom neither nature

nor education has eminently qualified for the guidance of their

fellow-men. This applies, of course, peculiarly (though not exclusively)

to America, where, on the admirable Irishman’s maxim above quoted,

everybody is equally fit for everything—faith, and a great deal fitter

too! where toll-keepers and publicans are colonels in the army, and the

man who fails as a ratcatcher turns his hand to preaching, and, if that

fail also, straightway sets up a newspaper. But though applying

peculiarly to the American press, our statement is not exclusive of

Britain. Journalism is becoming, indeed, with us more and more of a

recognised profession—a profession, too, calling for special gifts and

training—gifts and training, higher and more liberal, to those who think

rightly of their vocation, than do any of the three hitherto exclusively

entitled “learned.” The press is no more with us, if ever it has been, a

kind of literary Diggings, where the outcasts and desperadoes, the halt,

the maimed, and the blind, of every other calling, may find a precarious

refuge and irregular adventurer-work, from forging of thunderbolts to

winnowing of ash-buckets. But it is true, nevertheless, that the

fundamental conditions of success in this career are compatible with a

moral and intellectual standard by no means exalted. It is a common

mistake, that high literary ability is the first requisite for editorial

success. The fact is nearly the other way. The first requisite is

knowledge of men, the second confidence, and the third perseverance. Let

a man possess the concentrated gifts of a whole academy of _belles

lettres_, and be deficient in shrewd practical discernment of what suits

the public, he may pipe ever so melodiously, but he will get few

subscribers to dance. Let him know, or imagine that he knows, ever so

well what suits the public, if he have not a quick eye to see what other

men are fit for, and how far they can be trusted to do his work, he may

shut his shop and retire. Let him possess encyclopædic knowledge, and

the readiest flow of winged words, but if he be not a man of

hard-working, dogged persistence, he might as well sow the great Sahara

as undertake to conduct a newspaper. A paper once fairly established

may, indeed, conduct itself successfully, despite an unpractical and

easy editor; for good machinery compels even inert matter into activity

and order. But to rear a paper into vigorous existence amid a host of

competitors—to make bricks without straw, and snatch the bread of

victory out of the jaws of famine—the editor or conductor must be, in

the first place, a man of business—it is of very subordinate importance

that he be a man of letters. Hence it is sometimes objected, that

newspapers, being in so many cases merely commercial speculations, must

necessarily subordinate principle to profit. The objection is neither

sound in logic, nor, in this country at least, true in fact. The

manufacturer of shawls and blankets is not the less an honest man and

estimable citizen because his primary object is not the good of the

community but his own private advantage. His shawls and blankets are not

the less excellent and indispensable because he converts them into pelf.

If the shawl-manufacturer indeed become a power in the State, and begin

to arrogate high virtue to himself for his services to the public, and

to dictate laws in virtue of the prosperity of his business, it is

reasonable that we should apply to him something analogous to the

question, “Doth Job fear God for nought?” Applying this test to the

press of our own country, we arrive, on the whole, at satisfactory

conclusions. If we do not see so much as we could wish of a grave sense

of responsibility, and a careful weighing of facts and motives, we know

how much is due to the terrible exigencies of time. This we are assured

of, that in no other profession or occupation is there more of manliness

and fair play; in none other is the professional honour so untarnished

by the contact of lucre; and, so far as chastity of sentiment and

expression is concerned, “the freest press in Europe (Mr Macaulay might

have said, in the world) is also the most prudish.” Occasional examples

of recklessness and violence, of meanness and bad taste, invalidate in

no wise the force of this general assertion. Newspaper editors and

writers are, we repeat, human like others. To expect that they should in

every case display faultless wisdom and virtue is a devout imagination,

but an extremely vain and irrational one. As to the paltry £. S. D.

considerations, we have, for our own part, often admired, as a striking

example of the innate virtue of human nature, despite its depravity, the

magnanimous zeal which sustains so many newspaper proprietors in the

task of instructing the public at a very swinging loss to themselves!

The power of the press is greatly aided, as every one knows, by the

mystery which shrouds the writer, merging all personality of the

individual in the mysterious plurality of the organ through which he

speaks. It is not John or Thomas that proclaims the danger of the

nation, the incapacity of a Minister, the justice or injustice of a

deed. It is an unknown voice, uttered out of darkness, and therefore

formidable—the voice not of one, but of many, and therefore claiming

respect. The voice of a Greek tragedian sounded through his mask more

awful than it really was; and the majestic buskin raised a very ordinary

figure to the kingly height of Agamemnon. The “we” of John or Thomas,

through the speaking-trumpet of the _Times_, becomes a very different

pronoun from the “I” of these gentlemen uttered through their individual

windpipes. If any argument were necessary to prove that this formidable

anonymousness is not only essential to the liberty of the press, but the

true safeguard of its health and honesty, we might point for proof to

the Press of those States, whether despotic or free, where it is not

tolerated. In the United States, for example, there is almost as little

anonymous writing as in Paris or Vienna. There is no statute on the

subject, and no legal censorship exists, but the state of public feeling

makes it almost impossible for a man to conceal his personality. The

writer may not put his name to his articles, but if he does not, it is

only because he finds it unnecessary. Is the press there more honest,

more discreet, more tender of individual character than in Britain? No

candid American will answer that question with an affirmative. The press

of America is not the less formidable, not the more honest and

scrupulous, that its principal writers are known or notorious men.

The character of the two nations is illustrated by some of their

distinctive peculiarities in this respect. With us the tendency is to

merge the individual in the body—with them the notion of liberty is

associated with the clear recognition of individual independence. Here

the newspaper editor is generally the invisible head of an

association—there he is a right-well-known entity of flesh and blood, as

cowhide and rattan applications have too often most strikingly

demonstrated. There the journal is generally his, and his name figures

conspicuously at the head of its columns—here he belongs more frequently

to the journal, and, while wielding a great power in the community, his

personal existence is a kind of myth, and his name may never have been

heard by the great majority of his readers. The American editor, on the

contrary, must make himself known, or he will not be listened to. All

pugnacious republicans must have the means of knowing who it is that

abuses them. The occupant of the White House must be made familiar with

the name of the man who attacks or defends his policy, whose mouth may

be silenced, or whose fidelity rewarded by a due share of the federal

dollars. Let it not be imagined that any uncomplimentary remarks we make

on the American press are intended to apply universally. So speaking, we

should convict ourselves at once of ignorance and dishonesty. There are

American newspapers and editors of high and unblemished character, as

there are American politicians worthy of a better fate than to be kept

waiting three months for the election of a Speaker. But of the American

press generally the criticism still holds good, that, while boasting to

be the freest in the world, it is in practical thraldom to an

inextricably tangled system of democratic terrorism. Improvement there

has been, we delight to think, within the last dozen years—so much so,

that even papers which were the very offscourings of journalism, have

become, in their European editions at least, fit for decent mortals to

read. Out of a total of nearly three thousand papers, circulating among

so mixed and changeful a population, it is little wonder, also, that

there should be a large class of papers at which a cultivated man of any

nation must look with contempt and sorrow. We know too well, from

examples in our own colonies—as in India and Australia—how, in

heterogeneous and young communities, where men of high talent and

education seldom resort except in the established paths to success,

newspapers are apt to fall into the hands either of government agents or

of reckless adventurers, with the natural result, in the one case, of

insolence and servility, in the other, of indecent violence and

gossiping personality. That, therefore, in a country like the United

States, where men of intelligence and enterprise are never at a loss for

profitable occupation, the press should be left in a great measure to

those who can get nothing better to do, need not surprise us; nor, as

the necessary result, that its moral and intellectual standard should

hitherto have been such as a civilised and educated nation would, if it

were not too busy, and too jealous of foreign criticism, have viewed

with consternation as a professed mirror of itself.

While willingly granting thus much, the painful fact remains, that the

papers which have all along enjoyed the largest share of public

countenance in the United States, are those whose conductors have most

openly set at defiance every sentiment of justice, decency, and good

taste. The mere circulation of a journal is not, indeed, a conclusive

test of its importance as an organ of public opinion, but it clearly

enough points out what way the taste of the majority lies, and in a land

of universal suffrage it gauges exactly the amount of its political

influence. Our _Weekly Dispatch_ has perhaps twenty readers for the

_Spectator’s_ one, but the one reader probably has more power in the

commonwealth than the twenty. In a commonwealth, on the other hand,

where all men are equally good, a hundred thousand Barnums are as good

as a thousand centuries of Washington—faith, and in American politics,

“a great dale betther too!” Thus it is that the most widely circulated

paper becomes the greatest power in the State, and a power to which,

even while loathing it, presidents and politicians are forced to bow the

knee. Unwilling as we are that Mr James Gordon Bennett should lose any

of the benefit accruing to him from these remarks (which, of course, he

will turn duly to account),[7] we have no hesitation in saying that they

are intended to apply _par excellence_ to the organ which, under his

consummate management, has resolved one of the most singular problems of

modern times. That problem may be stated thus: Given the minimum of

literary ability, and the maximum of moral worthlessness—to educe out of

their combination a machinery which shall control the political action

of a Great Republic, and attain a leading place among the recognised

mouthpieces of twenty million English-speaking freemen. There is a

question of maxima and minima over which Dr Whewell might puzzle his

knowing head till doomsday, if he omitted to take into his calculations

an element or two of the plus description! What these elements are, we

must, however, leave for after consideration. In the mean time we

propose to treat our readers to a few of the biographic delicacies

furnished by the considerate Mr J. Parton. We consider his volume in

every way entitled to the precedence. It was the first published, and

evidently suggested the rival performance. It has all the marks of

honesty about it, and, compared with the Life of Bennett, is a perfect

_chef-d’œuvre_ of ability. Its subject, in like manner, if considerably

removed from our idea of a hero or a gentleman, is, compared with the

editor of the _New York Herald_, a very Bayard in chivalry, a Job in

uprightness.

Mr Parton sets about his work in a very thorough-going manner. The

industry with which he has raked together all the information that could

possibly be gathered regarding not only Horace Greeley, but Horace’s

ancestors to the third and fourth generation, is quite inconceivable;

and his own ingenuous account of his preliminary labours is well

calculated to awaken, if not the admiration, at least the astonishment

of the reader. The style of procedure is exquisitely characteristic;

and, as he himself phrases it, “the reader has a right to know the

manner” thereof. Let us thank heaven that the promulgation of the recipe

is not likely here to instigate imitation. First of all, the ingenious

youth procures, “from various sources, a list of Mr Greeley’s early

friends, partners, and relations; also a list of the places at which he

had resided.” The young bloodhound! This done, “all those places I

visited; with as many of those persons as I could find I conversed, and

endeavoured to extract from them all that they knew of the early life of

my hero.” From these veracious sources this high-minded young scribbler

compiled the narrative of the great man’s early years, not disdaining

even to accost drunken “old soakers” on the highway who might “hiccough

out” a little tale about Greeley; and where he could not ferret out

information on the spot, applying for it _by letter_. But this was a

small portion of the self-imposed labour, which included a diligent

inspection of the complete files of the “_New Yorker_, _Log Cabin_,

_Jeffersonian_, _American Laborer_, _Whig Almanac_, and _Tribune_,”

nearly every number of which, “more than five thousand in all,” he

carefully examined. After such a course of reading, our wonder is, not

that the biographic muse is slightly maudlin, but that she survived to

put two sentences together!

We are treated to a preliminary sketch of the history of Londonderry

(not omitting the siege), and the Scoto-Irish colony who thence

emigrated to New England. To the hasty reader all this may seem highly

unnecessary, but to those who are desirous deeply to penetrate into a

“nature” so uncommon as that of Horace Greeley, it is supremely

important, as we are told that “from his maternal ancestors he derived

much that distinguishes him from men in general.” Another chapter is

devoted to the paternal ancestors, regarding one of whom it is

interesting to learn that he was a “cross old dog,” “as cunning as

Lucifer,” and that he died at the age of sixty-five, with “all his teeth

sound!” At length, at page 33, we come to the great fact of Horace’s

birth. As has been the case with many great men, it was attended with

some remarkable circumstances. To these our biographer does full

justice. His account of the interesting scene is too fine to be

omitted:—

“The mode of his entrance upon the stage of the world was, to say the

least of it, unusual. The effort was almost too much for him, and, to

use the language of one who was present, ‘he came into the world as

black as a chimney.’ There was no sign of life. He uttered no cry; he

made no motion; he did not breathe. But the little discolored stranger

had articles to write, and was not permitted to escape his destiny. In

this alarming crisis of his existence, a kind-hearted and experienced

aunt came to his rescue, and by arts, which to kind-hearted and

experienced aunts are well known, but of which the present chronicler

remains in ignorance, the boy was brought to life. He soon began to

breathe; then he began to blush; and by the time he had attained the

age of twenty minutes, lay on his mother’s arm, a red and smiling

infant.”

If the reader does not grant that to be one of the most graceful

climaxes in biographic literature, we shall not write another word.

Presuming on a general unanimity on this point, we proceed. The red and

smiling infant in due time of course turned out a prodigy; “he took to

learning with the promptitude and instinctive irrepressible love with

which a duck is said to take to the water,” and was able to read “before

he had learned to talk.” In spelling he soon became pre-eminent; and

great marvels are recorded of his orthographic prowess. Unfortunately he

was less distinguished by those virtues which we usually desiderate in

boys. Though never afraid of ghosts, or overawed by superiority of rank

or knowledge, he was eminently deficient in physical courage. “When

attacked, he would neither fight nor run away, but ‘stand still and take

it;’” the report of a gun “would almost throw him into convulsions.”

Fishing and bee-hunting were the only sports he cared for, “but his love

of fishing did not originate in what the Germans call the ‘sport

impulse.’ Other boys fished for sport; Horace fished for _fish_.”

Bee-hunting, again, “was profitable sport, and Horace liked it

amazingly. His share of honey generally found its way to the store.” His

passion for books was generally attributed to indolence, and it was

often predicted that Horace would never “get on.” Superficial idea! Even

in very early life, says Mr Parton complacently, he gave proof “that the

Yankee element was strong within him. In the first place, he was always

_doing_ something; and in the second, he had always something to

_sell_.”

Notwithstanding Horace’s remarkable cleverness, we are told that he was

sometimes taken for an idiot—a stranger having once inquired, on his

entering a “store” in a brown study, “what darn fool is that?” Even his

own father declared that the boy would “never know more than enough to

come in when it rains.” These pleasing anecdotes are given on the

authority of a bibulous old wretch, whom the indefatigable Mr Parton

encountered and cross-questioned on the highway. He was quite drunk at

the time, but “as the tribute of a sot to the champion of the Maine Law,

the old man’s harangue was highly interesting.” Mr Parton sets it down

to the praise of his hero, that though brought up in the bosom of New

England orthodoxy, “from the age of twelve he began to doubt,” and “from

the age of fourteen he was known, wherever he lived, as the champion of

Universalism.” Here the biographer indulges in what he considers

appropriate reflections, and points out to his readers the valuable

effects of youthful infidelity. “The boy,” he coolly observes, “seems to

have shed his orthodoxy easily.”[8] Horace Greeley was in a fair way of

training for his editorship.

The juvenile Universalist had long been ambitious of becoming a printer,

and at last obtained a vacant apprenticeship in the office of Mr Amos

Bliss, proprietor of the _Northern Spectator_. The great event is

described with elaborate circumstantiality. The young “tow-head” proved

a first-rate workman, and presently tried his hand at composition. “The

injurious practice of writing ‘compositions,’” says his biographer, “was

not among the exercises of any of the schools which he had attended.”

Considering the general literary character of editorial writing in the

United States, we are not surprised to find an American pronounce the

early practice of composition _injurious_; the sentiment evidently is

not peculiar to Mr Parton. Early attention to style might of course tend

to weaken that native force in the use of epithets which apparently

conduces so much to editorial success. Horace also joined a debating

society, where he proved himself a perfect “giant.” His manners were

entirely free from aristocratic taint, or any weak tendency to

politeness. “He stood on no ceremony at the table; he _fell to_ without

waiting to be asked or helped, devoured everything right and left,

stopped as suddenly as he had begun, and vanished instantly.” Again,

“when any topic of interest was started at the table, he joined in it

with the utmost confidence, and maintained his opinion against anybody.”

He never went to tea-parties, never joined in an excursion, and “seldom

went to church.” A most interesting young man, on the whole, was Horace

Greeley.

At length the _Northern Spectator_ broke down, and the apprentice was

left to shift for himself. His departure is described in quite a choice

Minerva-Press style. “It was a fine cool breezy morning in the month of

June 1830; Nature had assumed those robes of brilliant green which she

wears only in June, and welcomed the wanderer forth with that heavenly

smile which plays upon her changeful countenance _only when she is

attired in her best_. Deceptive smile!” &c. &c. Horace at length

determined to try his fortune in New York, and with ten dollars in his

pocket, a shabby suit on his back, and a small bundle on his stick,

landed “at sunrise, on Friday the 18th of August 1831,” near the

Battery. The biographer, as in duty bound, comes out strong, and

Benjamin Franklin, with his penny roll, appears in the proper place to

garnish the story. “The princes of the mind,” says he, waxing sublime,

“always remain incog. till they come to the throne.” Poor Horace’s

appearance “was all against him.” Certainly, if the vignette

representation of the youth with which Mr Parton has adorned his volume

conveys any adequate idea of his aspect that morning, the statement is

emphatically true. The prince of the mind was incog. with a vengeance—a

more calculating and skinny-looking young Yankee it would be difficult

to imagine. To the portrait on the opposite page, of the adult Horace in

his white greatcoat—bought from an Irish emigrant!—we must, however,

give the palm as a thoroughly characteristic representation of a

full-blown Yankee Wilkes-Bentham Socialist, Maine Law champion,

Vegetarian, Spirit-rappist, and we don’t know what else. The following

bit of information is important:—

“The gentleman to whose intercession Horace Greeley owed his first

employment in New York, is now known to all the dentists in the Union

as the leading member of a firm which manufactures annually twelve

thousand artificial teeth. He has made a fortune, the reader will be

glad to learn, and lives in a mansion up town.”

To the event which gave Horace his “First Lift” in the world, the

biographer devotes a whole chapter. That event was the establishment of

the first Penny Paper. The idea originated in the head of an unfortunate

medical student afflicted by Providence with ready cash to the amount of

fifteen hundred dollars. Horatio David Sheppard, unwisely neglecting his

pestle and scalpel, took to dabbling in newspapers and magazines, and in

due time found himself _minus_ his dollars. Speculatively musing as he

passed through Chatham Street, a great mart of penny wares, he was

struck with the rapid sales effected by the energetic stall-keepers and

itinerant venders of shoe-laces. Parting with an odd cent or penny

seemed so natural and easy a proceeding that the offer of any article

for that sum seemed irresistible. Might not a newspaper be produced at

one cent with certain success? The idea, it must be admitted, was a

happy one. As might have been expected, however, the proposal at first

excited unbounded ridicule, and for eighteen months Dr Sheppard could

not get “one man” to believe in its feasibility. At last, on New Year’s

Day, 1833, appeared the _Morning Post_, published by “Greeley and

Story,” price two cents. It lived only twenty-one days, dying from pure

want of funds. The idea was soon after successfully realised by other

speculators, and in a few years the penny press was able to take society

by the throat. Its first reception is thus described:—

“When the respectable New Yorker first saw a penny paper, he gazed at

it (I saw him) with a feeling similar to that with which an

ill-natured man may be supposed to regard General Tom Thumb, a feeling

of mingled curiosity and contempt; he put the ridiculous little thing

into his waistcoat pocket to carry home for the amusement of his

family; and he wondered what nonsense would be perpetrated _next_.”

If such was the reception of the cheap press among the go-ahead New

Yorkers, it need not surprise us that in our own steady-going community

it should have been still less favourable. The experience of the last

few months, however, has pretty well demonstrated the absurdity of the

principal objections. The anticipated peril to the health of society

has, as every believer in the national good sense well knew, proved a

chimera. British intellect and morals fortunately are not dependent on

taxes and high price; and the gradual removal of all restrictions on the

freedom of the press has only shown more signally that this people needs

no legal bridling to keep on the path of decency and order. The number

of cheap papers has indeed proved much smaller than was anticipated, few

people seeming to have been aware how much energy and capital are

required for the establishment of a paying penny paper—a fact which was

alone sufficient to answer the fears of those who looked in June 1855

for the coming of the Deluge. In New York the case unfortunately was far

otherwise. The Father of the American Penny Press, if to any one man

that title is due, must be regarded as having treated his country in a

way the reverse of what St Patrick did for Ireland—as a male Pandora, in

fact, who opened the lid that shut in a countless brood of very hideous

creatures. The thing will end well, we hope, as we hope for a

millennium; and improvement, as we have admitted, there already is. But

that the birth of the cheap press in America was followed by a deluge of

quackery, virulence, and indecency which has not yet entirely subsided,

is a fact written in disgraceful characters on pages innumerable, and

legible on the skins of men now living, had they not been tougher than

bison’s hide. That such should have been the result of cheapening the

favourite stimulant of the American rabble was perfectly inevitable, and

that the new development of journalism was accompanied by marked

features of superiority is undeniable. The increase of violence and

slander was itself a point of superiority in the eyes of the vulgar

herd,—for coarseness passed for strength, and scurrility for smartness,

the American’s “darling attribute.” But, among a people of intense

activity and inquisitiveness, the increased energy in the procuring of

news (whether true or false) must be looked upon as the chief cause of

the immense popularity attained in so few years by the principal

American journals. To this source, rather than to any general

predilection for the vile and malicious, would we seek to attribute the

extraordinary success of papers in which libel and indecency constituted

a regular stock in trade. This is certainly no excuse for the patronage

so bestowed, but it at least helps to explain it in a way not utterly

destructive of our respect for a whole community.

And now, to return to our Horace. Of his dignified manners towards his

workmen the following may suffice as an example. It is interesting,

moreover, as showing that the extraordinary voracity of his early years

had given place to utter indifference to considerations so low as the

eating of dinner:—

“There was not even the show or pretence of discipline in the office.

One of the journeymen made an outrageous caricature of his employer,

and showed it to him one day as he came from dinner. ‘Who’s that?’

asked the man. ‘That’s me,’ said the master, with a smile, and passed

into his work: The men made a point of appearing to differ in opinion

from him on every subject, because they liked to hear him talk; and,

one day, after a long debate, he exclaimed, ‘Why, men, if I were to

say that that black man there was black, you’d all swear he was

white.’ He worked with all his former intensity and absorption. Often

such conversations as these took place in the office about the middle

of the day:—

“(H. G., looking up from his work)—Jonas, have I been to dinner?

“(Mr Winchester)—You ought to know best. I don’t know.

“(H. G.)—John, have I been to dinner?

“(John)—I believe not. Has he, Tom?

“To which Tom would reply ‘no,’ or ‘yes,’ according to his own

recollection or John’s wink; and if the office generally concurred in

Tom’s decision, Horace would either go to dinner or resume his work,

in unsuspecting accordance therewith.”

With that interesting proneness to heresy of all kinds which

distinguishes Mr Greeley, he soon after adopted the semi-vegetarian

principles of a certain Rev. Dr Graham, who, says the biographer, “was a

_discoverer_ of the facts, that most of us are sick, and that none of us

need be; that disease is impious and _disgraceful_, the result in almost

every instance of folly or crime.” The italics are Mr Parton’s, whose

digestion, it is to be hoped, is unexceptionable.

At length, early in 1834, Horace, with two partners, started the _New

Yorker_, a weekly paper, “incomparably the best of its kind that had

ever been published in this country;” so good, in fact, that after seven

years of hard struggle it gave up the ghost. We would rather believe

that its want of success was due to the incompetency of its management;

but if the editor was in the habit of uttering such unpalatable truths

as is contained in the following specimen, we are afraid it must be

conceded with the biographer that the _New Yorker_ was not half enough

spicy, or fawning:—

“The great pervading evil of our social condition is the worship and

the bigotry of Opinion. While the theory of our political institutions

asserts or implies the absolute freedom of the human mind—the right

not only of free thought and discussion, but of the most unrestrained

action thereon within the wide boundaries prescribed by the laws of

the land, yet the _practical commentary_ upon this noble text is as

discordant as imagination can conceive. Beneath the thin veil of a

democracy more free than that of Athens in her glory, we cloak a

despotism more pernicious and revolting than that of Turkey or China.

It is the despotism of Opinion.”

The _New Yorker_ having never, during its whole term of existence,

reached the paying point, the poor editor was obliged to keep the pot

boiling by other means. In 1838 he undertook the sole charge of the

_Jeffersonian_, a paper of a class peculiar to America, and denominated

“Campaign Papers.” The noble purpose of the _Jeffersonian_ is thus

described by Greeley himself: “It was established on the impulse of the

Whig tornado of 1837, to secure a like result in 1838, so as to give the

Whig party a Governor, Lieutenant-governor, Senate, Assembly, United

States Senator, Congressmen, and all the vast executive patronage of the

State, then amounting to millions of dollars a year.”

The _Jeffersonian_ existed only one year, having served its end. The

labours of the editor were enormous; “no one but a Greeley” could have

endured it all. In 1840 he started another “Campaign Paper,” in the

interest of General Harrison. The absorption of the editorial mind

during this exciting season is illustrated by another of those graceful

anecdotes, in which our biographer delights—relating how Mr Greeley

arrives late at a political tea-party (Sunday evening), and straightway

plunges into a conversation on the currency; how the worthy landlady

asks him in vain to take tea; how she begs him to “try a cruller

anyhow,” and is rudely repulsed; how she places a large basket of these

unknown delicacies on his knees, and he mechanically devours every

morsel; how, fearing the consequences, she substitutes for the “cruller”

basket a great heap of cheese; how the remarkable boa-constrictor

gobbles it all up; and how, finally, he was _none the worse_ of it all.

“Anecdotes,” says Mr P., are “precious for biographical purposes.”

The _Log Cabin_ had a circulation of from 80,000 to 90,000, and yet such

was the easy virtue of the subscribers that the proprietor made nothing

by it, and the last number contained a moving appeal “to the friends who

owe us.” Such, also, is political gratitude, that Mr Greeley did not

even receive the offer of an office in acknowledgment of his valuable

services, at which his biographer is duly disgusted. He adds the

following significant anecdote:—

“Mr Fry (W. H.) made a speech one evening at a political meeting in

Philadelphia. The next morning a committee waited upon him to know for

what office he intended to become an applicant. ‘Office?’ said the

astonished composer—no office.’ ‘Why, then,’ said the committee,

‘_what the h—ll did you speak last night for_?’ Mr Greeley had not

even the honour of a visit from a committee of this kind.”

Mr Greeley at length ventured on the bold experiment of starting a new

daily paper. There were already eleven in New York; but a cheap Whig

paper[9] was wanted, and accordingly, on the 10th April 1841, appeared

the _New York Tribune_, price one cent. It began with only six hundred

subscribers, and encountered much opposition, but was “from its

inception very successful.” The _Tribune_, says Mr Parton, was “a live

paper,” and it prospered by opposition. “FIGHT was the word with it from

the start—FIGHT has been the word ever since—FIGHT is the word this

day.” One thing was wanting to success—an efficient business-partner.

Such a man was found in the person of Mr Thomas M‘Elrath. The biographer

shouts and rubs his hands with ecstasy at such a combination of

excellence as was now realised. Hear him:

“Roll Horace Greeley and Thomas M‘Elrath into one, and the result

would be, a very respectable approximation to a Perfect Man. The Two,

united in partnership, have been able to produce a very respectable

approximation to a perfect newspaper. As Damon and Pythias are the

types of perfect friendship, so may Greeley and M‘Elrath be of a

perfect partnership; and one may say, with a sigh at the many

discordant unions the world presents, Oh! that every Greeley could

find his M‘Elrath! and blessed is the M‘Elrath that finds his

Greeley!”

And woe to the Greeley that finds his Parton!

For a complete history of this respectable approximation to perfection,

says Mr Parton, “ten octavo volumes would be required, and most

interesting volumes they would be.” Mr Parton gives us instead the small

dose of “over” 200 octavo pages, and we are bound to say that it is at

least 190 too many. In these weary sheets the curious will find a full

account of Mr Greeley’s exertions in defence of Fourierism, Whiggism,

Teetotalism, Anti-Slavery, Woman’s Rights, and Irish Rebellion, his

libels on Fenimore Cooper, his motions in Congress, his lectures, his

European travels, his personal appearance, his private habits, &c. &c.

“For Irish Repeal,” among other good causes, the _Tribune_ “fought like

a tiger,” the magnanimous editor accepting a place in the Directory of

the Friends of Ireland, “to the funds of which he contributed

liberally.” Mr Greeley is not a warlike man, as his boyish experiences

have indicated, but incendiarism and bloodshed in British territory are

things for which he willingly sacrifices a few dollars. Our readers are

aware that the publication of the wildest fictions, pleasantly

denominated “hoaxes,” constitutes an attractive element in American

journalism. In August 1848, New York red-republicanism was “on the

tiptoe of expectation for important news of the Irish rebellion.” The

fortunate _Tribune_ obtained exclusive intelligence, and hastened to

publish, “with due glorification,” a flaming account of the great battle

of Slievenamon (afterwards known as “Slievegammon,”) in which 6000

British troops were killed and wounded. “For a day or two the Irish and

the friends of Ireland exulted; but when the truth became known, their

note was sadly changed.” The editor, we learn, was absent at the time,

but there is no doubt he would have exulted as much as any man to hear

of the “stench” of a three-mile shambles of British soldiers. His tone

on the subject of the Russian war has betrayed no weak sympathy with the

Western combatants; and doubtless he takes a brotherly interest in the

insane and detestable conspiracies now or lately hatching among the

unhappy exiles of Erin.

In November of that year, Mr Greeley was elected to a seat in Congress,

by a machinery the corruption of which is testified by no less a person

than himself. He was very active as a member, and soon made himself

prominently obnoxious by exposing various legislative jobs. Some of the

lively scenes that occurred are described at immense length. Mr Parton

draws no flattering conclusion from the reception of his hero in the

House of Representatives. Let our American friends console themselves

with the assurance that his testimony is not decisive.

“An honest man in the House of Representatives of the United States

seemed to be a foreign element, a fly in its cup, an ingredient that

would not mix, a novelty that disturbed its peace. It struggled hard

to find a pretext for the expulsion of the offensive person; but not

finding one, the next best thing was to endeavour to show the country

that Horace Greeley was, after all, no better than members of Congress

generally.”

In 1849, the _Tribune_, with its habitual predilection for the fanatical

and revolutionary, or, as Mr Parton loftily phrases the thing, “true to

its instinct of giving hospitality to every new or revived idea,”

devoted large space to the promulgation of Proudhon’s delightful ideas

on the subject of Property. Among other things also, says our

chronicler, it began a rejoinder to the _Evening Post_ in the following

spirited manner,—the only specimen we choose to quote of Mr Greeley’s

vituperative abilities:—

“You lie, villain! wilfully, wickedly, basely lie!”

This observation, placidly remarks the historian, “called forth much

remark at the time.” The person to whom it was addressed was WILLIAM

CULLEN BRYANT. With the same instinctive hospitality towards every form

of delusion, the _Tribune_ opened its accommodating columns to the

Spirit-Rappers, who, notwithstanding a few hundred cases of insanity and

other small evils, have, in Mr Parton’s opinion, done much good. About

the same time it took up the Woman’s Rights humbug, acknowledging that

the ladies are perhaps unwise in making the demand, but maintaining that

no sincere republican can give any adequate reason for refusing them “an

equal participation with men in political rights.” A whole chapter is

devoted to Mr Greeley’s platform exhibitions, which it seems are very

frequent and edifying—Horace having, as Mr Parton tells us, a benevolent

appreciation of the delight it gives “to _see_ the man whose writings

have charmed and moved and formed us.” Not only does he lecture as often

as possible, but

“At public meetings and public dinners Mr Greeley is a frequent

speaker. His name usually comes at the end of the report, introduced

with ‘Horace Greeley being loudly called for, made a few remarks to

the following purport.’ The call is never declined; nor does he ever

speak without saying something; and when he has said it, he resumes

his seat.”

The remarkable man!

In 1851, Horace went to see the World’s Fair in Hyde Park. No foolish

curiosity or sentimentality instigated the philosophic editor; his main

object, as announced (the American editor keeps his readers regularly

informed on all his movements) in the _Tribune_, being to inspect “_the

improvements recently made, or now being made, in the modes of dressing

flax and hemp_, and preparing them to be spun and woven by steam or

water power.”

The departure and passage are carefully described; Mr Parton having

apparently paid a steward to note, watch in hand, all the phenomena of

Horace’s sea-sickness. Nothing that he saw in this effete country seems

to have in the least impressed his great mind. The royal procession

would have faded before “a parade of the New York Firemen or Odd

Fellows.” The Queen he patronisingly noticed, and was even “glad to

see,” though “he could not but feel that her _vocation_ was behind the

intelligence of the age, and likely to go out of fashion at no distant

day;” but not, poor thing! “through _her_ fault.” The posts of honour

nearest her person should have been confided, he thought, to “the

descendants of Watt and Arkwright;” the foreign ambassadors should have

been “the sons of Fitch, Fulton, Whitney, Daguerre, and Morse,” &c. &c.

Hampton Court he thought “larger than the Astor House, but less lofty,

and containing fewer rooms.” Westminster Abbey was “a mere barbaric

profusion of lofty ceilings, stained windows, carving, graining, and all

manner of contrivances for absorbing labour and money;” less adapted for

public worship “than a fifty thousand dollar church in New York.” He

gives credit to the English for many good qualities, but thinks them “a

most _un-ideal_ people,”—he, the romantic Greeley! “He liked the amiable

women of England, so excellent at the fireside, so tame in the

drawing-room; but he doubts whether they could so much as _comprehend_

the ideas which underlie the woman’s rights movement.” (The amiable

women of England may well console themselves under a doubt so

complimentary to their common sense.) In Paris the great man was

apparently in better humour, devoting two days to the Louvre—a wonderful

fact. His great political sagacity shines forth in his estimate of

French affairs in June 1851. France he found as “tranquil and prosperous

as England herself;” as for fear from Louis Napoleon, he “marvels at the

_obliquity of vision_ whereby any one is enabled, standing in this

metropolis, to anticipate the subversion of the Republic.” In Italy his

first remark was, that he had never seen a region so much in want of “_a

few subsoil ploughs_.” Edinburgh, it seems, was honoured, before his

return to New York, by a visit from this great unknown; and we are proud

to learn that it “surpassed his expectations.”

“In the composition of this work,” says our judicious biographer, “I

have, as a rule, abstained from the impertinence of panegyric.” When,

therefore, he tells us that the rolling together of Greeley and

M‘Elrath, after the manner of a dumpling, would result in something like

perfection; that Greeley is “too much in earnest to be a perfect

editor;” that “he is a BORN LEGISLATOR,” and “could save a nation, but

never learn to tie a cravat;” that he is “New York’s most distinguished

citizen, the Country’s most influential man,” and editor of the best

paper in existence; that, in short, he is “the Franklin of this

generation—Franklin liberalised and enlightened,”—we are to take these

statements as the sober expression of bare hard fact; and the reader is

left to conclude from them how much might have been said by a more

partial and weak-minded biographer—his imagination is left to fill up

the outline of a Greeley’s perfections!

But does the reader wish to see the man himself—to know his height and

weight, not metaphorically, but actually, in British feet and inches,

and in pounds avoirdupois? So pleasant and laudable a desire the amiable

Parton is far from disappointing; for does not the great man say that

“there’s no use in any man’s writing a biography unless he can tell what

no one else can tell.” Here, then, reader, you have it, what no one else

assuredly could, would, or should dream of telling you but the

inimitable, the unapproachable Parton:—

“Horace Greeley stands five feet ten and a half inches, in his

stockings. He weighs one hundred and forty-five pounds. Since his

return from Europe in 1851, he has increased in weight, and promises

to attain, in due time, something of the dignity which belongs to

amplitude of person. He stoops considerably, not from age, but from a

constitutional pliancy of the back-bone, aided by his early habit of

incessant reading. In walking, he swings or sways from side to side.

Seen from behind, he looks, as he walks with head depressed, bended

back, and swaying gait, like an old man; an illusion which is

heightened if a stray lock of white hair escapes from under his hat.

But the expression of his face is singularly and engagingly youthful.

His complexion is extremely fair, and a smile plays ever upon his

countenance. His head, measured round the organs of Individuality and

Philoprogenitiveness, is twenty-three and a half inches in

circumference, which is considerably larger than the average. His

forehead is round and full, and rises into a high and ample dome. The

hair is white, inclining to red at the ends, and thinly scattered over

the head. Seated in company, with his hat off, he looks not unlike the

‘Philosopher’ he is often called; no one could take him for a common

man.”

Now, then, reader, if you do not give us credit for introducing you to

the acme of modern biography, we pronounce you the most ungrateful and

least discriminating of human beings. “If Horace Greeley were a flower,”

says J. P., “botanists would call him single, and examine him with

interest.” “He is what the Germans sometimes style ‘a nature.’” And if

J. P. also were a flower, botanists would inevitably pronounce him “a

tulip.” He is what in Scotland we sometimes call “a natural”—otherwise

known as “a halfling;” or, in vernacular English, a born fool. Horace

Greeley is not, to our mind, a person very agreeable or very venerable;

but intensely as we dislike his bad qualities, and those of his paper

(in some respects a good one—very attentive, in its own peculiar way, to

literature, and excellently printed[10]), his dreary fanaticism and

vulgarity, his bigoted Yankeeism, his strong anti-British feeling—much

as we dislike all this, we do not like to see him made absolutely

ridiculous, had he no other good quality than the pleasure he takes in

farming. We are not surprised, however, to learn that he has few

friends, “and no cronies.” His biographer, at least, is not among the

former; for any man would accept his chance against a Kentucky rifle

sooner than a biography at the hands of Mr J. Parton. There is this

comfort, at least, that Horace Greeley “has no pleasures, so called, and

suffers little pain,” otherwise, we imagine, the admiring scribbler

would not, with such inconceivable indelicacy, have opened the doors of

his closet, and exhibited him _in puris naturalibus_ to the gaze of the

world.

Turn we now to the veracious record of the Life and Adventures of the

Jack Ketch of editors, the redoubtable and happily unparalleled James

Gordon Bennett, with whom, for several reasons, we must be brief. The

author has of course sought no counsel from “Mr Bennett, nor any one

connected with him.” The work is a pure labour of love, “a spontaneous

act of literary justice” to the character of a noble and much maligned

man. The former statement we perfectly believe, as we imagine the

consultation would naturally proceed _from_ and not _to_ the subject of

the memoir. As to the spontaneity, there can be little doubt that the

work was prompted by the dumpy and infatuated volume of which we have

attempted faintly to shadow forth the beauties,—as to “justice,” no man

is more dreadfully in earnest for justice than when he defends himself.

The motto prefixed from Dr Johnson is admirable: “_History, which draws

a portrait of living manners, may perhaps be made of greater use than

the solemnities of professed morality, and convey the knowledge of vice

and virtue with more efficacy than axioms and definitions._” Which being

applied to the present case, may be interpreted to signify that the life

of a notorious blackguard is more eloquent than a sermon of Dr Blair,

and conveys the knowledge of virtue, through the exhibition of its

contrary, with more impressiveness than all the proverbs of Solomon! In

this sense the Life of Mr James Gordon Bennett might, in faithful and

competent hands, do as much good as the _Newgate Calendar_, or Defoe’s

Autobiography of an Unfortunate Female,—it might carry along with it, as

this preface says, “not a few valuable lessons.” Unhappily, however, the

genius of this biographer is utterly unequal to the subject, and instead

of a lifelike and instructive portraiture, he has produced a senseless

and incredible daub. More speaking by far is the portrait which fronts

the title-page. It represents in sharp outline the face of a

hard-headed, heavy-browed, obstinate man; vulpine sagacity in the

wrinkles of the mouth and the corners of the eyes; long upper-lip and

heavy under-jaw, and bold vulturine nose seeming to scent carrion from

afar. The eyes are upturned in sculptured lifelessness—in artistic

justice, we presume, to that unfortunate ophthalmic defect known as a

diabolical squint. The portrait, we say, is better than the book, and

tells, though probably a flattering likeness, a clearer and more honest

story.

“Is it not,” inquired Mr Dickens in New York, “a very disgraceful

circumstance that such a man as So-and-so should be acquiring a large

property by the most infamous and odious means, and, notwithstanding all

the crimes of which he has been guilty, should be tolerated and abetted

by your citizens? He is a public nuisance, is he not?—Yes, sir. A

convicted liar?—Yes, sir. He has been kicked, and cuffed, and

caned?—Yes, sir. And he is utterly dishonourable, debased, and

profligate?—Yes, sir. In the name of wonder, then, what is his

merit?—_Well, sir, he is a smart man!_” Such is the satisfactory

solution of the problem to which we have already alluded, the solution

of the Barnum phenomenon, and with it of all analogous phenomena.

Similar is the testimony of the smart young man whom we have just parted

with. “Every race,” he says, “has its own ideas respecting what is best

in the character of a man.... When a Yankee would bestow his most

special commendation upon another, he says, ‘That is a man, sir, who

generally _succeeds_ in what he undertakes.’” Let no delicate and

high-minded person, therefore, be astonished that such a man as James

Gordon Bennett, whom the respectability of New York has for twenty years

loathingly patronised, should have attained a commanding position among

the spiritual powers of the American Republic. He is a man of undeniable

“smartness”—not in our sense, indeed, for we have never seen a line of

his composition that exhibited anything above what could be called

third-rate mediocrity of thought and style, but in the sense of keen

appreciation of means and ends, audacious scheming, impenetrability to

shame, and invincible endurance of chastisement. His inflictions in this

respect, both moral and physical, he has uniformly turned to the best

account: in a sense different from that of the Psalmist, he can say that

it was good for him to be afflicted. No man probably ever made more

dollars by the proclamation of his own disgrace. A mere catalogue of the

horse-whippings he has undergone during his long career of inglory,

would astonish the nerves of our readers.[11] Each new infliction has

been prominently blazoned in the columns of the _Herald_, and the

attractive words “COW-HIDED AGAIN!!!” have been duly followed by a rush

of buyers and a cheering flow of cents into the pockets of the

complacent victim! On this subject his own testimony and that of his

biographer are singularly frank and decided:—

“Since I knew myself, all the real approbation I sought for was my

own. If my conscience was satisfied on the score of morals, and my

ambition on the matter of talent, I always felt easy. On this

principle I have acted from my youth up, and on this principle I mean

to die. Nothing can disturb my equanimity. I know myself—so does the

Almighty. Is not that enough?”

“This,” says the biographer, “_is not the language and spirit of a

common mind_. It is the essence of a philosophy which has not deserted a

man who has never failed to republish every slander against himself, and

who has been conscious always that calumnies cannot outlive and

overshadow truth.”

A man whose conscience seems never to have given him much trouble, and

whose ambition has been satisfied with the acquisition of wealth and

political power, may well feel easy under the whips and scorns of a

whole universe! This is assuredly, and we rejoice to think so, not the

language and spirit of the majority of mankind. Those only despise the

approbation of their fellows who have shaken off the attributes of

humanity, and accept the reverse of the proverb, that “a good name is

rather to be chosen than great riches.” The impious allusion to the

Almighty is worthy of a Couthon or a Marat.[12]

The success of such a journal as the _New York Herald_ is an undeniable

blot on the community on whose follies and vices it battened into

prosperity. The damning fact cannot be denied, that it was not in spite

but _on account_ of their scandalous character that such journals first

attracted public attention and secured a hearing. While, therefore, we

diminish not a jot our abhorrence of the men who reared these monuments

of their own infamy, we are bound to regard them as but the concentrated

type of the character that pervaded their constituency. If the _New York

Herald_ was unprincipled and obscene, the readers of the _New York

Herald_ must have shared in these qualities. Its conductor may have been

a scoundrel, but he certainly was no fool; he fed his readers with such

food as suited their taste. Had that taste been purer, he was knowing

enough to have provided cleaner fare: in a grave and religious community

he would probably have preached with unctuous decorum. Already the taste

of that community has improved (no thanks, assuredly, to him); the

deluge of vituperation and indecency has subsided, and the _New York

Herald_ has followed the temper of the time. It may not, as the helpless

biographer tells us it is, be “a familiar journal at every court

throughout the world, and in all intelligent communities,” but, compared

with its former self, it is positively respectable.

Granting, therefore, that James Gordon Bennett was as disreputable an

editor as Dr Faust’s great patron ever let loose upon mankind, it is

both philosophically and historically just that we should regard him, as

Germans would say, not as an isolated phenomenon, but as a

highly-remarkable-and-in-itself-much-embracing-development of social

existence. The half-apologetic statements on this subject by the

biographer, who is in general so preposterous in his partiality and

admiration as to be utterly beyond criticism, are among the most curious

things in the book. After describing the state of society and of

journalism previous to 1833, he says:—

“A more fortunate position of circumstances cannot be imagined than

that which presented itself for Mr Bennett’s talents at this period.

He had been moulded by events and experience to take a part in the

change which the Press was about to undergo....

“Mr Bennett was prepared in every way for the occasion. He had been

just so far injured as to urge him to take hold of the world with but

little mercy for its foibles, and with so little regard to its

opinions that he could distinguish himself by an original course in

Journalism. He felt as Byron did after the Scotch Reviewers had

embittered his soul by their harsh treatment of his ‘Hours of

Idleness.’ This was a mood highly favourable to the production of a

rare effect. The dormant spirit of the people could only be awakened

by something startling and novel, and circumstances had produced a man

for the times.”

The early numbers of the _Herald_, we are told, were “agreeable,

pleasantly written, and comparatively prudish.” The habits of the editor

were “exemplary.” Finding that this sort of thing was “no go,” the

astute adventurer took a bolder course, and flung aside those trammels

of decency and moderation which would have impeded or ruined the

prospects of a weaker and less original mind. The biographer admits that

his hero behaved somewhat grossly, but argues, as one might plead in

defence of a vampire or a cobra-de-capello, that he merely used the

weapons which nature had given him, and that at any rate he was no worse

than his neighbours.

“The improved taste of the present hour will not sanction the mode in

which Mr Bennett at first undertook to be the censor of society: but

_a philosophical analysis of the means which were used in his peculiar

and eccentric course (!)_ exhibits motives as the springs of action,

which do not necessarily indicate a callous heart or a bad temper....

That Mr Bennett had been provoked to use any and all power at his

command, to overturn the wanton assailants of his character, cannot be

denied. _He had but armed himself with the best instruments heaven had

bestowed upon him_, and his mode of warfare was quite as dignified as

that which had been resorted to, and adopted for fifteen or twenty

years before, by the Press generally.”

If instead of the blasphemous word “Heaven” we substitute another more

congruous to the nature of the subject, the above may be taken as a

sufficiently “philosophical” view of the point at issue. A little

farther on there is a still clearer admission. After telling us that the

public did not care for political articles in such small sheets as the

_Herald_, the biographer shows how it became _necessary_ for Mr Bennett

to fill his paper with falsehood and obscenity:—

“It would have been folly, therefore, to have attempted to make a

daily offering to the public of a newspaper, such as is accepted even

at the present hour. Mr Bennett saw this—he felt it. He wrote to

create an interest for himself and the _Herald_. In this he was

pecuniarily wise, for had he taken a more dignified course, and thus

have produced only such studied articles as he had contributed to the

_Courier and Enquirer_, from 1829 to 1832, the _Herald_ would not have

existed for a single month, unless sustained by a sacrifice of capital

which it was not in the power of Mr Bennett to command. All of his

success depended upon his making a journal wholly different from any

one that was in existence.”

And in that attempt the enterprising editor succeeded to a miracle, for

certainly anything approaching to the _Herald_ in its “peculiar”

character, the literature of civilisation had not seen!

That there may be no mistake on the matter, the biographer, in summing

up the transcendent merits of Mr Bennett near the close of the volume,

assures us that the course pursued was perfectly deliberate:—

“On the 5th of May 1835, he commenced _his work of regeneration_ by

publishing the first number of the _New York Herald_, which, till it

was established, was conducted with such peculiarities as secured it

attention—_peculiarities which seemed to have sprung from a mind

resolved to carry out certain broad personal characteristics_, which

in themselves furnish the bitterest satire upon the true nature of

political and social life known to the literature of any age or

country. _The course adopted was not based on impulse. There is no

excuse for it on that ground. It was the fruit of the most careful

reflection, as is proved by the fact that the original prospectus has

not been departed from in any point whatever during a period of twenty

years._ The original design was to establish a journal which should be

independent of all parties, and _the influence of which should be

grounded upon its devotion to the popular will_—a plan which has found

numerous imitators, and which is the only one suited to satisfy the

demands of the public.”

Mr Bennett, who of course “endorses” these sentiments, is thus, it is

evident, as much at ease in his “conscience” with regard to his past

conduct as ever, and would, if the thing were to be done over again, do

it _con amore_ again. The _popular will_—not Truth or Righteousness; the

most sweet voices of the rabble, not the still small voice of the man

within the breast—that, then, is the creed of this “regenerator” of

journalism—_Apage Satana_.

The best type of Scottish character is eminently distinguished by force

and earnestness; but as a Scotchman, when he is good, is intensely so—a

Scotchman, when he sells himself to Clooty, is perhaps of all human

beings the most devoted servant of that personage. Scotland, which has

produced such eminent examples of genius and nobleness in this century

as Thomas Chalmers and John Wilson, had the misfortune to give birth

also to James Gordon Bennett. Let her not grieve, for the same England

that gave birth to John Milton, was the mother likewise of Titus Oates.

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